Scanner : slutoween

Marry, F*ck or Kill: Slutoween Edition

Emily Farris — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:38:00 GMT

A naughty nurse, a dirty French maid and a sexy kitten walk into a bar. On Halloween. Which one do you take home to mom, which one do you bang in a dark alley, and which one do you, er, dispose of?

If you need help deciding, there are larger images after the jump.

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Images via costumesupercenter.com

Meet 16-Year-Old Missy Quinn and Her £16,000 Wedding Dress

Emily Farris — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:34:00 GMT

For those of you keeping up with the economy, that's about $32,000 U.S. dollars for what looks like an extravagant Slutoween costume.

But if you like the bride, you'll just love the mother of the bride.

Based on this image you might not be so surprised to learn that:

The couple married six days after Missy turned 16 at St Mary’s Catholic Church in Congleton-Cheshire. After the ceremony-guests in feathers and crystals enjoyed champagne and an all-day buffet at the reception. Girls as young as nine showed off bikini tops, high heels and make-up.

Yeah.

[The Daily Mail via Best Week Ever]

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Scanner Roundtable: The Best and Worst Couple Halloween Costumes

Emily Farris — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:23:00 GMT

Our friend and her very new boyfriend, who she's not ready to call her boyfriend, are dressing up as Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson for Halloween. While we tried to convince her that if she's dressing up with a guy, and especially as a couple, he's absolutely her boyfriend, we were also thinking about what fun Halloween costumes for couples can be. Dressing up alone is fine, but playing off of someone else makes it even better.

The most creative we ever got was dressing as a mouse while an ex-boyfriend dressed as a cat. It made for some fun later in the night, but it was pretty boring and overly cute as far as couple Halloween costumes are concerned.

So what do you think? Will the streets be filled with Brangelina wannabees this year or do any of you have amazing couple costumes in mind?

A few ideas, both good and bad, after the jump.

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Today in F*ck Yeah: Pacman Halloween Costumes

Emily Farris — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:44:00 GMT

Since we already kind-of got Slutoween out of our systems, perhaps this year we should go for something just plain cool. Our friend sent us a link to these Pacman ghost costumes, and we have to say, they're pretty amazing. Our only concern is the "enclosed" aspect. We tried to be the mascott at a football game in high school once and freaked the fuck out after about five minutes of having the Indian mask over our heads.

Pictures and link for purchase (though we can't imagine these beauties are still availalbe) after the jump.

They're available here in Brooklyn (the home of all three of your Scanner contributors) and only $30 each.

[Craigslist: Pacman Ghosts Halloween Costumes]

Scanner : slutoween

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