Kristen Wiig May Never Get Her Chance to Play Sarah Palin

Emily Farris — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:28:00 GMT

Okay, we lied earlier this week when we said other than Tina Fey there was no one better to play Sarah Palin than Kristen Wiig. Boy, were we wrong!

It appears that Ms. Alaska herself will make an appearance on Saturday Night Live.

Word has it Palin will be on the show THIS WEEKEND. Considering we don't have TiVo, we're canceling all of our plans, putting on our prettiest pretty, pretty princess dress and the tiara that our friend, the homecoming queen, gave us to wear to prom, and sitting down with a big bowl of moose jerky to watch this shit.

Please, sweet baby Lord Jesus Christ, let her re-enact the swimsuit competition. Please!

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Loving, Naked Tributes to Sarah Palin Just Keep on Coming

Nicole Pasulka — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:50:00 GMT

This is a slightly censored photograph of a nude portrait of Sarah Palin on the wall of Chicago's Old Town Ale House. The Ale House is famous for its wall art -- featuring portraits of Albert Einstein and Chris Farley, to name a few -- and last Thursday they unveiled a portrait by the bar's co-owner and resident artist Bruce Elliott of Palin in the buff.

And so, we have, after the jump, Palin in the buff on the wall of the Old Town Ale House via Brian Boyer:

If it isn't odd enough that the painting exists at all, check out Elliott's reply, when asked about the moose:

The moose is there because it realizes she’s going to turn around and blow his brains out.

Uh, intense. Maybe true. Definitely weird. And, since we know by now that there aren't any actual nude or bikini photos of the VP nominee, who served as Elliott's figure mode?

His daughter, Grace.

Sarah Palin's nomination as the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate was the greatest thing to happen to the genre of nude photography and portraiture in the recent history and as a subject, she's quite an inspiration.