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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : robert downey jr</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/robert+downey+jr/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: robert downey jr</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>And the Critics Choice Award Goes To...</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/09/and-the-critics-choice-award-goes-to.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:44:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:163232</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=163232</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/09/and-the-critics-choice-award-goes-to.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/mystery%20man.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/mystery%20man.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="335" width="237" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;At last night&amp;#39;s Critic&amp;#39;s Choice Awards, &lt;i&gt;Slumdog Millionaire&lt;/i&gt; continued its improbable road to the Oscars, capturing Best Picture, Director, Young Actor, and Musical Score. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;While &lt;i&gt;Slumdog Millionaire&lt;/i&gt; continues to scoop up major awards, &lt;i&gt;Milk&lt;/i&gt; is left to languish-- or, um, spoil. And even though it would be impossible to watch both films back to back and not consider &lt;i&gt;Milk&lt;/i&gt;
the greater work of art, by a landslide, it appears &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Slumdog&lt;/span&gt; is now the
leader in this horse race for the most trophies. (The only Golden Globe
nomination Gus Van Sandt&amp;#39;s biopic has received is for Sean Penn as best
actor. Ouch-- not even best screenplay?)&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;But there&amp;#39;s one category we can all agree on... and that&amp;#39;s best supporting actor...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Last
night, Josh Brolin, James Franco, Heath Ledger, Philip Seymour Hoffman,
and Robert Downey, Jr. duked it out for closely-watched prize. Check
out what happened, it&amp;#39;s a pretty emotional moment:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;object height="270" width="450"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/8155"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/8155" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="270" width="450"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/07/the-porno-oscars.aspx"&gt;The Porno Oscars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/12/and-the-role-of-oscar-host-goes-to.aspx"&gt;And the Role of Oscar Host Goes to...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/08/hot-or-not-marisa-tomei-in-the-wrestler.aspx"&gt;Hot or Not: Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=163232" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/movies/default.aspx">movies</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Heath+Ledger/default.aspx">Heath Ledger</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/james+franco/default.aspx">james franco</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/philip+seymour+hoffman/default.aspx">philip seymour hoffman</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/oscars/default.aspx">oscars</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/academy+awards/default.aspx">academy awards</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/milk/default.aspx">milk</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/dark+knight/default.aspx">dark knight</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/josh+brolin/default.aspx">josh brolin</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/robert+downey+jr/default.aspx">robert downey jr</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/academy+award+nominations/default.aspx">academy award nominations</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/slumdog+millionaire/default.aspx">slumdog millionaire</category></item><item><title>While You Were Sleeping: The MySpace Suicide Trial Verdict</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/01/while-you-were-sleeping-the-myspace-suicide-trial-verdict.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:08:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:151199</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=151199</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/01/while-you-were-sleeping-the-myspace-suicide-trial-verdict.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/01-07/carla.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/01-07/carla.jpg" style="width:386px;height:413px;" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;This guy wants to be on &lt;a href="http://video.yahoo.com/network/100063489?v=3255528&amp;amp;l=100063517" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;America&amp;#39;s Got Talent&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;... for playing music with his telephones. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Is Emily the Strange a ripoff of Nate the Great &lt;a href="http://youthoughtwewouldntnotice.com/blog3/?p=1701" target="_blank"&gt;or is this&lt;/a&gt;, whether it&amp;#39;s coincidence or deliberate theft, no big deal? &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Robert Downey, Jr. had a very close call on the set of Sherlock Holmes...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;While filming of a fight scene, Downey was knocked unconscious by a 7-foot, 330lbs co-star... Downey was “out cold” for six seconds and “drooling blood” before medics could bring him round.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Meanwhile,&lt;a href="http://www.filmofilia.com/2008/11/30/robert-downey-jr-punch-gone-wrong-on-sherlock-holmes-set/" target="_blank"&gt; Downey refused&lt;/a&gt; to go to the hospital. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Is this the &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27958458/?GT1=43001" target="_blank"&gt;greatest company ever&lt;/a&gt;? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Did you have brunch over the weekend? If so, you were part of the 75th birthday celebration for &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11302008/news/regionalnews/happy_bloody_birthday__mary_141496.htm" target="_blank"&gt;the Bloody Mary&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Click here to listen to a song from Nirvana&amp;#39;s &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGES_RN9a5M" target="_blank"&gt;first-ever show in 1987&lt;/a&gt; and the last song of their last show almost exactly &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3wNfEzodsQ" target="_blank"&gt;seven years later&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The super hot First Lady of France is now a &lt;a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/celebrity/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081130/en_afp/worldaidsfrancepoliticsbruni" target="_blank"&gt;super hot UN ambassador&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And that evil woman was &lt;a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/I/INTERNET_SUICIDE?SITE=AP&amp;amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;amp;CTIME=2008-11-26-16-54-39" target="_blank"&gt;found guilty of three minor charges&lt;/a&gt; in the MySpace &amp;quot;suicide trial.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/18/sloppy-seconds-courtney-love-s-bizarre-death-rant.aspx"&gt;Sloppy Seconds: Courtney Love&amp;#39;s Bizarre Death Rant&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/14/sloppy-seconds-what-is-jennifer-hudson-gap-ad.aspx"&gt;Sloppy Seconds: What is Jennifer Hudson Smiling About? &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/21/mom-films-her-boyfriend-having-sex-with-her-13-year-old-daughter.aspx" style="font-weight:bold;" target="_blank"&gt;Mom Films Her Boyfriend Having Sex with Her 13-Year-Old Daughter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/24/the-english-are-still-too-prudish-to-appreciate-nudity.aspx%20" target="_blank"&gt;The English Are Still Too Prudish To Appreciate Nudity&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/25/kim-cattrall-the-magically-naked-52-year-old-woman.aspx" style="font-weight:bold;" target="_blank"&gt;Kim Cattrall: The Magically Naked 52-Year-Old Woman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=151199" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/movies/default.aspx">movies</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/books/default.aspx">books</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/employment/default.aspx">employment</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/booze/default.aspx">booze</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jobs/default.aspx">jobs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/drinking/default.aspx">drinking</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fights/default.aspx">fights</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/money/default.aspx">money</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ripoffs/default.aspx">ripoffs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nirvana/default.aspx">nirvana</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sherlock+holmes/default.aspx">sherlock holmes</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/robert+downey+jr/default.aspx">robert downey jr</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/united+nations/default.aspx">united nations</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ambassador/default.aspx">ambassador</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/america_2700_s+got+talent/default.aspx">america's got talent</category></item><item><title>Hush That Noise! Hugh Jackman is Not the Sexiest Man Alive</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/19/hush-that-noise-hugh-jackman-is-not-the-sexiest-man-alive-ryan-gosling-is.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:02:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:148125</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>7</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=148125</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/19/hush-that-noise-hugh-jackman-is-not-the-sexiest-man-alive-ryan-gosling-is.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/16-22/081119-sexy-man-vmed-430a.widec.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/16-22/081119-sexy-man-vmed-430a.widec.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;People&lt;/i&gt; has named Hugh Jackman the Sexiest Man Alive in 2008. While we cannot deny that Jackman is very sexy &lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt; is alive, we absolutely cannot sit idly by while &lt;i&gt;People&lt;/i&gt; spews these lies to the public.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;So who do we think is the sexiest man alive? Like there was ever any question (and no, it&amp;#39;s not Barack Obama or Robert Downey Jr, though they, too are sexy and alive).&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/16-22/ryan-gosling-picture-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/16-22/ryan-gosling-picture-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Oh, god. Make it stop! Make it stop!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Does anyone disagree with us? 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Because the guy was driving the cop&amp;#39;s truck.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;In election news: Obama delivered his &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtREqAmLsoA" target="_blank"&gt;30 minute ad to the nation&lt;/a&gt;. McCain, meanwhile, is resorting to attacking Obama via robocalls-- &lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/%7Er/mydd/%7E3/IqfGUoAKp00/73" target="_blank"&gt;in Arizona&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Do you think this time they&amp;#39;ll get it right in the &lt;a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/celebrity/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081030/en_afp/entertainmentmusicustrial" target="_blank"&gt;Phil Spector&lt;/a&gt; trial? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;This Joe the (Not Really A) Plumber guy is really starting to get on our nerves. Worse yet, he may start &lt;a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/15072.html" target="_blank"&gt;singing country music&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Oooh, &lt;a href="http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2008/10/29/rock-band-beatles-talk/?rsspartner=rssFeedfetcherGoogle" target="_blank"&gt;the Beatles&lt;/a&gt; might have songs on Rock Band pretty soon. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We&amp;#39;ll find out on November 7th whether &lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/%7Er/nmecom/rss/newsxml/%7E3/iAmGLU3-9QE/40696" target="_blank"&gt;the guy who attacked Noel Gallagher&lt;/a&gt; was drunk or just trying to save us from another Oasis album. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We think &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/%7Er/TheFrisky/%7E3/436139191/" target="_blank"&gt;Gerard Butler&lt;/a&gt; is going to be the next big star. So does everyone else, which means he already is. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And this photo (seen above) should give you a hint what the new &lt;a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/defamer/full/%7E3/oR6uroDw92M/robert-downey-jr-in-flight-afternoon-delight" target="_blank"&gt;Guy Ritchie-Robert Downey-Sacha Baron Cohen-Sherlock Holmes&lt;/a&gt; movie is going to be like. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/09/while-you-were-sleeping-minnie-driver-pops-out-a-future-celebrity.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: Minnie Driver Pops Out A Future Celebrity&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/06/robert-downey-jr-loves-himself-chronically.aspx"&gt;Robert Downey Jr. Used to Love Himself, Compulsively.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/29/while-you-were-sleeping-the-third-iron-man.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: The Third Iron Man&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/28/while-you-were-sleeping-102808.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: The Trial of Keanu Reeves&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/22/while-you-were-sleeping-102208.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: Watch Karl Rove Fight Off A Bunch of Hippies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/17/hot-or-not-heidi-klum-s-got-milk-ad.aspx"&gt;Hot or Not? 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[&lt;a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/10/maya_rudolph_to_play_michelle.html" target="_blank"&gt;Vulture&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A 23-year-old man died during an eating contest. [&lt;a href="http://snafu-ed.blogspot.com/2008/10/student-dies-during-eating-contest.html" target="_blank"&gt;SNAFU-ed&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Guy Ritchie has been hitting the town with Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. We can&amp;#39;t wait to see what kind-of trouble these three get into. [&lt;a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/guy-ritchie-enjoys-night-out-with-jude-law-robert-downey-jr" target="_blank"&gt;Us&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;George Bush&amp;#39;s former press secretary and fame whore Scott McClellan is publicly supporting Barack Obama. [&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081024/ap_en_ot/mcclellan_obama" target="_blank"&gt;Yahoo!&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Earlier this week a woman claims &lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/johnmccain/3250760/John-McCain-supporter-has-letter-B-scratched-into-face-by-attacker.html" target="_blank"&gt;she was attacked by an Obama supporter&lt;/a&gt; for having a McCain sticker on her car. She said the man carved the letter &amp;quot;B&amp;quot; into her face with a knife. Now, she admits, the story is completely false. 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