Every Time Lindsay Lohan Has a Drink, Deborah Norville Gets a New Fur Coat

Nicole Pasulka — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:33:00 GMT

This is a video of Lindsay Lohan pouring Red Bull into her vodka. Or vodka into her Red Bull. Or vodka and Red Bull from her mouth into Samantha Ronson's mouth. Or just mainlining it straight into her veins, the footage is grainy and we can't really hear what Deborah Norville is saying.

If you ask us, the real news item here is that anyone believed all this Lindsay goes to rehab, sobers up crap in the first place. We have nothing bad to say about genuine treatment for addiction. But for the dirty, lowdown on celebrity rehab center Wonderland, we direct you to Amanda Fortini's profile of the facility in this week's New Yorker. In the first paragraph we learn that Howard Samuels, executive director of the Wonderland center has a publicist. Not surprising, except his publicist is Cathy Griffin, a woman who "spent thirty years covering celebrities as a journalist for, among other outlets, “Hard Copy” and “A Current Affair.”" She also happens to be "Liz Smith’s “West Coast legwoman.”"

Now, why would a celebrity like Lindsay Lohan go to a rehab facility where the operators feed information directly to gossip mills?

Hmmm.

It's too bad sobriety and heterosexuality are just not interesting to US Weekly readers. Or us, for that matter. But in the interest of supporting healthy lifestyles and good decision-making send us a clip of Lindsay playing with abandoned puppies or walking old ladies across busy intersections. We will totally eat up those publicity stunts, too.

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Who Would You Rather: House vs. McDreamy

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:23:00 GMT

Plus the results of our "Who Would You Rather: Julie Newmar vs. Michelle Pfeiffer" Catwoman edition...

The winner... Julie Newmar, with 53% of the vote. (Of course, Eartha Kitt may have played third party spoiler in this case...)

Which is the bigger TV doctor sex symbol? Hugh Laurie, as the title character on Fox's "House, M.D." or Patrick Dempsey as Dr. McSteamy on ABC's "Grey's Anatomy"? Future philosophers will debate this very question over robot-made Red Bull Infused Hot Tea... or whatever they'll be doing in 2009...

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Every Time Lindsay Lohan Has a Drink, Deborah Norville Gets a New Fur Coat

Lindsay Lohan: Lies My Father Told Me

Michael Lohan Sells Out Lindsay Once Again

Lindsay Lohan: Lies My Father Told Me

Since When Did Lindsay Lohan's Blog Posts Constitute Hard Hitting News?

Who Would You Rather: House vs. McDreamy

Who Would You Rather: Michelle Pfeiffer vs. Julie Newmar

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