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Ex-Mayor in Michigan Arrested For Having Sex in the Street

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:42:00 GMT

Kim Capello, a 56-year-old man who used to be the Mayor pro term of Novi, just outside of Detroit, was arrested last month for indecent exposure.

While it's always news when a politician is arrested for whipping out his boner (Kim is currently the Oakland County Commissioner-- see above), there is more to this story than simple indecency...

On the morning of April 18th, police respond to a complaint about two people getting randy against a wall near a strip of bars and restaurants in town. Upon arriving, the cops found Capello and a 37-year-old woman having sex in the middle of the sidewalk, with pedestrians passing by and presumably fleeing in horror. It should also be noted that Capello is Republican family man-- he has been married for 21 years to his law partner wife, with whom he shares an office, according to the local news. The couple also have three kids.

Strangely enough, the woman has not been charged with any crime, while her lover faces up to three months in jail when he appears in court next month.

Via ClickOnDetroit.

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Couple Busted For Having Sex At the Queen's Residence, Filming A Japanese Porno

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:28:00 GMT

We really had to check secondary sources to substantiate this one.

A couple of thirtysomethings were arrested for having sex outside Windsor Castle, while the freakin' Queen of England was kickin' it old school inside. You won't believe what they got away with during an amazing twenty-minute romp in the garden while untold numbers of tourists and pedestrians cheered them on...

Police say the unnamed pair had sex on a private sliver of grass while Japanese tourists filmed them on their Handycams or whatever. People on the street pointed camera phones and flash photographs were taken. The duo did the nasty without interruption for twenty minutes before the Royal Protection Squad finally figured out what was up. Great to know the Queen has a top surveillance system in place these days.

It doesn't even seem like they have been charged with a crime-- the couple were released after a sobering night in jail and "cautioned" not to give the Queen a thrill like that again. Most outrageous of all, observers say, is that the couple violated a "Keep Off the Grass" sign. We're not joking.

Some info sourced from the Telegraph.

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If You're Going to Give A BJ In Public...

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:33:00 GMT

...you might not want to do it front of cameras and startled onlookers...

...as English lass Emma Modrate has learned the hard way. (Side note: although the original article in the Sun doesn't mention it, it was most likely a blow job. Ah, the Sun... topless women running rampant in its pages for no reason, but God forbid they use the words "oral sex" in order to clarify what the hell they're rambling on about.)

The most amusing thing about this story is that a) Modrate has made thirty-three court appearances in just ten years and b) the judge's actual words to her?

“It seems the probation service have more faith in you than I have. I have reviewed your case over the last year and it seems you have been going backwards. However, I am going to give you one more chance."

Apparently, Emma's boyfriend gave her two chances... to finish up the blow job that is. Closed-circuit footage of the incident indicates that Liam Dougherty, whom the Sun barely even mentions (you know, because the guy shouldn't get in trouble at all for this), kept coming back for more. It must not have been all that wonderful, since the dude decided to converse with a passing hobo, who we're sure reflected philosophically, Kevin Smith-style, on the state of blow jobs in this confused and diversified world of ours...

Oh, and here's the Sun's photo of this woman... we don't condone laughing at someone's appearance... so let's all laugh at the fact that she's a smoker!

Who Knew North Dakota Had Such A Great Bar Scene?

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:48:00 GMT

Hankinson, North Dakota is an up-and-coming town of 1,058 people, with not much going on these days except the North Dakota Horseshoe Tournament, taking place while the rest of the world will be climbing up lampposts in D.C. to see an inauguration.

But now this budding tourist hamlet is getting some unwanted publicity of the kind that actually inspires horndogs and other vacationers to hop the next plane to... wait, where the hell are the airports in North Dakota anyway?

The Boston Herald this morning picked up a story out of Hankinson that makes their bar scene sound worthy of the hardest-drinking Americans: The Spare Time bar is being shut down for a week after it was revealed a couple had sex in the middle of it for thirty minutes the other night. The 21-year-old "performers" were charged with misdemeanors, identified by the police thanks to the fact that dozens of people took pictures and video with their cell phones and then, get this, sent them to the City Council for amusement. Whoops-- the City Council turns out to not have a sense of humor.

On Wednesday night, Roger Boutain, who owns Spare Time, went before the Council with 100 supporters behind him (all of whom, one assumes, were at the bar that night and heartily approved) and begged to be allowed to remain open. Luckily, Hankinson only closed The Spare Time for a week...

"We went from being an up and growing community to Hankinson, the place where they had sex in the bar," Mayor Joe O’Meara said. "It didn’t shed a good light on our community. I’m hoping now, we can just put this past us."

By the way, the airport you want to fly into is Hector International, in Fargo.

Image via the Sun-UK.

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This Week in Gayness: Gotta Love Them Bathhouses

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:37:00 GMT

For the ten millionth time in a row, research suggests being gay is not a choice.

Have you heard about the Day Without a Gay? No, it's not some Fred Phelps extraordinary rendition program, it's a pro-gay event on December 10th in which gay people will not participate in the economy.

Next Friday, possibly-gay Florida Governor Charlie Crist is getting married. So, in light of the recent statewide amendment banning same-sex marriage, pro-gay advocates are going to protest and possibly even invade the wedding itself.

We're surprised Michael Phelps went along with A Very Gay 60 Minutes, but he's always been, you know, a good sport. [Watch here]

Linda Harvey is a scary bitch:

"Males need to stop having homosexual sex," said Harvey. "That means, close homosexual hang-outs, especially all bathhouses. Patrol public parks and arrest men having sex in public toilets. Stop sponsoring large public events, like Folsom Street Fair, that allow public sex and nudity. Ignore the screams of the homosexual lobby when officials do the right thing, even for them. Think of the lives that would be saved and disability prevented." [G-A-Y]

If you're a church that financially supported Prop 8, you may be saying goodbye to your tax-exempt status. Yeah, like the government is going to fuck with the churches.

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South African Lovers Pick The Wrong Place To Have Sex

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:49:00 GMT

Everyone remembers the classic sex scene on the train in Risky Business. This South African couple may have seen the movie and misunderstood the actual location of the screen couple in relation to their train...

Details have begun to emerge from South African newspapers about a deceased couple, alleged prostitute Sibongile Radebe and her john, Mduduzi Michael Bandezi. (The rundown: the lovers were having sex on the train tracks by an abandoned railroad station when a train came along. The driver claims to have alerted the couple via the ol' whistle method, at least several times, but they were so into it, they either didn't hear him or didn't care.)

Bandezi died at the scene... he was wearing a condom, thankfully... while Radebe made it to the hospital, where she passed on.

The weirdest part of this entire story? This is apparently the local hotspot for sex with prostitutes: the cops found an undetermined amount of of condoms and their wrappers scattered all over the station.

Read the initial story here.

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Howard Schatz Reminds Us How Much Steamier Sex Is Underwater

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:41:00 GMT

Fleshot has alerted us to photographer Howard Schatz's stunning collection of underwater nudes, which are now available on his website. Most of these were published in his celebrated 2007 book H20.

H20 is now exhibiting in Innsbruck, Montreal, and Louisville... but we present a grand tease of some of the finest shots we've come across...

To read more about Schatz and his show, check out his website here.

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The Josh Hartnett Sex Tape: At Least It Won't Be In Night Vision

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:12:00 GMT

The porn site Red Light Entertainment is offering $500,000 for the all-but-proven-to-exist Josh Hartnett sex tape.

Normally, this kind of thing wouldn't interest us... and we almost skipped the story until we read this part:

Adult production company Red Light District is offering $500,000 for the rights to distribute a video of actor Josh Harnett having sex with an unidentified female friend in a London hotel library.
“We are the number one distributors of celebrity sex tapes and we encourage the owners of the tape to bring it to us,” said David Joseph, CEO of Red Light District. “Josh shouldn’t be embarrassed. As we’ve seen with Paris Hilton, these tapes can make a career not hurt it and since Josh is considered a sex symbol, we would expect women to help increase sales.”

And apparently, at least according to this report, it's not all in grainy night vision... but maybe noirish black-and-white?

Gossip reports claim the star of 30 Days of Night and Black Hawk Down was caught on tape with his mystery companion by security cameras at the SoHo Hotel.
"Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy," a source told the Daily Mirror. "Their every spit and cough was recorded and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh's X-rated moves."

Is it just us or is this going to be really, really hot?

Via AVN.

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Sloppy Seconds: New Apprentice Set To Be Worst TV Show Ever

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:42:00 GMT

If you're a woman in your late twenties and going to have sex with your seventeen-year-old lover, please don't get drunk first. Also, please don't get drunk with your teenage lover, have sex in a train station, and refuse to leave when you are loudly asked to stop fucking each others' brains out over the public address system...

Despite the operator’’s pleas for them to get dressed and desist, the woman of 29 and her boyfriend aged 17 carried on.

In fact, British Transport Police officers had to drive out to arrest the pair and bed them down overnight in cells - separately - before releasing them with cautions the next day.

The incident took place at 11pm at the Wandle Park stop in Croydon, South London.

Even better, the damn lucky bastards got off with merely a night in jail and a strong British scolding. God bless that country...

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We still can't get over the fact that a woman is named Brooklyn, is hot, and is now getting married to Andy Roddick.

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Enough trashing of Canada (people, we were kidding yesterday by the way.)

As of the women of the world's military institutions don't suffer enough: one of their male counterparts has been accused of posting nude photos of his fellow female soldiers on the web.

And Anne Hathaway talks politics:

AP: What inspires you about Obama?

"I was kind of afraid of Obama the first time I saw him. I thought, I've been burned by guys like you before. I've been burned by politicians before that I wanted to believe in and just didn't live up to it. And I was afraid to trust him and I was afraid to have hope when I first kind of became aware of him. It was around the time that he gave his speech on race that I just said 'I can't deny how I feel about you, Barack Obama. I want you to be the president. I want you in the White House.'"

Crowd Gathers to Watch Unholy Unity at Unity Partnership Offices

Nicole Pasulka — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:59:00 GMT

This is why we love and need local journalism. Without a diligent news team at the Oldham Evening Chronicle serving the Metropolitan Borough of Oldham, in Greater Manchester, England, we would never have learned about the oblivious, amorous couple that was busted getting it on at the Unity Partnership Offices (bottom row, second right window) in plain view of a gathering crowd.

According to the Chronicle:

Things started to get steamy around 10.30am on Friday, said witnesses.

The couple began to frolic behind a slightly frosted window unaware that they had an audience. One witness said: “There were a number of us there who saw them — including taxi driver and police community support officers.

“In all there was a crowd of between 15 and 20 people out there.

“The couple went on having sex for about 20 minutes.

Eventually someone bothered to let them know they were putting on a free show. Eventually.

Homeless Woman Narcs On Craig's List Casual Encounters' Couple

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:54:00 GMT

The residents of Oregon City, Oregon are laughing their collective butts off today after the Associated Press reported on a Craig's List Casual Encounter gone hilariously wrong...

A newly united couple, listed only as a 46-year-old man and a 47-year-old woman, met in a central location to the both of them, a small city park, with the intention of getting it on. Nearby, a homeless woman was setting up her tent for the night when she heard what sounded like... wait, can't be, she thought: is that a man raping a bound and gagged woman in the middle of this park?

She alerted the po-po, who came out in force. The couple fled, although were soon tracked down... by a police dog. Ouch.

The guy's reasoning for fleeing the scene? Big surprise to anyone who has never used Craig's List for sex: he's married. Too bad, he was busted along with his new friend and their total bail amounted to $33,500, based on charges of trespassing, disorderdly conduct, and indecency.

No word on whether this was some sort of park-rape-bound-and-gagged-fantasy or just your regular Wednesday night park sex.

Via the AP.

Photo via Garrett LeSage.

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See Ya in Amsterdam, Nature Lovers!

Bryan Christian — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:51:00 GMT

First one to get it on in Vondelpark, a Dutch public park, wins!

"Wins what," you may ask? Why, the right to piss off the dogwalking neighbors, of course!

Dog owners in Amsterdam are angry after the city legalised public sex in one of the city's most famous parks.
Councillors agreed that heterosexual and gay couples could have sex in the Vondelpark which has ten million visitors a year.
But they promised to clampdown on dog owners who let their pets walk in the park without a lead [a leash].

So, really, perfect coverage under the law is to be fucking doggy style wearing a leash, right? Wow, that almost makes up for the Red Light District getting shut down.

Just a Goat Who Can't Say No

Emily Farris — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:27:00 GMT

An Oklahoma woman was ticketed when her goats were caught having sex in her yard. According to city law in Dibble, OK, public sex between any two animals is illegal. Also, they were probably underage.

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"Not Real Vikings" Not Busted for Sex in a Train Station Outside Copenhagen

Emily Farris — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:04:00 GMT

We've always wanted to go to Cophenhagen, but now we really want to go, because apparently, if you keep your clothes on while having sex in public it's not considered "indecency." At least that's how it went down for one couple in the waiting room of a train station just outside of the city.

It probably helped that the police had a pretty good sense of humor about the whole thing:

Police were called in and finally put an end to the spectacle, lecturing the couple to "go back to their bed, away from prying eyes," [Police spokesman Carsten] Andersen said.
"I guess they weren't real Vikings (because) they remained dressed. That's why we didn't charge them with indecency," he added.

Imagine the NYPD busting you for sex in Grand Central Station...

Copenhagen Train Station from loreli's flickr.