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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : pretty young things</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/pretty+young+things/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: pretty young things</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Pretty Young Things</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/21/sloppy-seconds-pretty-young-things-emma-watson-scarlett-johansson.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:33:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:87107</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=87107</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/21/sloppy-seconds-pretty-young-things-emma-watson-scarlett-johansson.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/16-22/emmawatson.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/16-22/emmawatson.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Chelsea Clinton can&amp;#39;t get enough of the gays. And apparently, they can&amp;#39;t get enough of her. [&lt;a href="http://www.queerty.com/we-have-a-heart-on-for-chelsea-clinton-20080421/" target="_blank"&gt;Queerty&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Suri Cruise is two-years-old. And still so fucking cute. We just want to squeeze her! [&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20193492,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank"&gt;People&lt;/a&gt;]  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;If you are a pedophile, you might enjoy these &amp;quot;sexy&amp;quot; pictures of Miley Cyrus. [&lt;a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/04/20/miley-cyrus-bra/" target="_blank"&gt;JustJared&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The &lt;i&gt;other&lt;/i&gt; U.S. American Miss South Carolina will work for the John McCain campaign and like such as. [&lt;a href="http://wonkette.com/382191/other-miss-south-carolina-to-work-old-john-mccain" target="_blank"&gt;Wonkette&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We still have our high school class ring somewhere. Do you? What&amp;#39;s that all about, anyway? [&lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/21/trivia-origin-of-the-class-ring/" target="_blank"&gt;Neatorama&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Wired reports from the FIRST Robotics Championship. [&lt;a href="http://blog.wired.com/geekdad/2008/04/report-from-the.html" target="_blank"&gt;Wired&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Ever wonder about the origins of Harrison Ford&amp;#39;s kind-of dorky earring? Us neither, but you might be interested to know it involved Jimmy Buffet and drunk lunch. [&lt;a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/harrison-ford-got-ear-pierced-after-drunken-lunch-with-jimmy-buffet" target="_blank"&gt;Yahoo!&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;When we first learned that &lt;i&gt;Harry Potter&lt;/i&gt; star &lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1585865/20080418/story.jhtml?rsspartner=rssBloglines" target="_blank"&gt;Emma Watson would replace Scarlett Johansson&lt;/a&gt;
in a Napoleon biopic, we thought about doing a &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Who Would You Rather&lt;/span&gt;?
But then we remembered that Emma was just a baby. Turns out she&amp;#39;s 18 now.
God, they grow up so fast. So, uh, who would you rather? No. Sorry. That&amp;#39;s still kind-of wrong. [&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20193475,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank"&gt;People&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=87107" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/harry+potter/default.aspx">harry potter</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/robots/default.aspx">robots</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/miley+cyrus/default.aspx">miley cyrus</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/scarlett+johansson/default.aspx">scarlett johansson</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/suri+cruise/default.aspx">suri cruise</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/john+McCain/default.aspx">john McCain</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Chelsea+clinton/default.aspx">Chelsea clinton</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/harrison+ford/default.aspx">harrison ford</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Emma+Watson/default.aspx">Emma Watson</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/interns/default.aspx">interns</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/pretty+young+things/default.aspx">pretty young things</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/class+rings/default.aspx">class rings</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/miss+south+carolina/default.aspx">miss south carolina</category></item></channel></rss>