http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/pictures/default.aspxTags: picturesenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/15/papsmeared-holly-madison-leads-the-bikini-parade.aspxFri, 15 May 2009 16:12:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:204557Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=204557http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/15/papsmeared-holly-madison-leads-the-bikini-parade.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/holly_madison_bikini_parade.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/holly_madison_bikini_parade.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/105047/holly-madison-and-the-worlds-largest-bikini-parade" target="_blank">Image</a>]</font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=204557" width="1" height="1">pictureshugh hefnergirls next doorparadeslas vegasbikiniholly madisonpapsmearedbikini picturesparadehttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/14/sloppy-seconds-free-viagra.aspxThu, 14 May 2009 23:01:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:204416Emily Farris2http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=204416http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/14/sloppy-seconds-free-viagra.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/johnny_depp.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/johnny_depp.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Spring Awakening—the musical that made more than $57 million in the United States and made anyone who went to see it with his or her parents very uncomfortable—is closing in London after only five months. [<a href="http://flavorwire.com/21480/spring-awakening-didnt-last-long-in-the-uk" target="_blank">FlavorWire</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">Um, what kind of high school lets the yearbook team publish an upskirt photo? [<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/yearbook-upskirt-disaster" target="_blank">BuzzFeed</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">A new development in the <i>Jon and Kate Plus Eight</i> saga: Jon may not have been the only one allegedly cheating. Apparently, he had long feared that his wife was having an affair with her married bodyguard. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/brother-jon-feared-kate-was-having-affair-with-bodyguard-2009135" target="_blank">Us</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Ashley Olsen isn&#39;t the only woman modeling men&#39;s clothing. [<a href="http://www.afterellen.com/blog/jensabella/a-mens-tailor-in-the-uk-uses-power-lesbians-to-sell-his-suits" target="_blank">AfterEllen</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Could Johnny Depp play Frank Sinatra in the movies? [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/05/johnny_depp.html" target="_blank">Vulture</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Elizabeth Edwards will talk about her husband John&#39;s mistress, as long as no one mentions her name. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090514/ap_en_tv/us_media_edwards" target="_blank">Yahoo!</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Just because you don&#39;t have a job, or health insurance, doesn&#39;t mean you shouldn&#39;t have your Viagra. Pfizer has s unveiled a new program will let people who have lost their jobs and health insurance keep taking some widely prescribed Pfizer medications—including Lipitor and Viagra—for free for up to a year. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090514/ap_on_re_us/us_pfizer_free_drugs" target="_blank">Yahoo!</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/14/ashley-olsen-takes-off-men-s-clothes-to-sell-them.aspx">Ashley Olsen Takes Off Men&#39;s Clothes to Sell Them</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/it-s-not-looking-good-for-jon-and-kate.aspx">It&#39;s Not Looking Good for Jon and Kate</a></b></font></h4><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://movies.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/johnny_depp.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=204416" width="1" height="1">Johnny Depphigh schoolviagramarriagesloppy secondsdivorcephotosthe UKlondonparentsjohn edwardspictureschildrenmediaseparationaffairsmusicalsfrank sinatraelizabeth edwardsupskirtjon and kate plus 8rumormongeringthursdaypfizermistressesspring awakeningthe pressfree viagrayearbooksmay 14http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/14/ashley-olsen-takes-off-men-s-clothes-to-sell-them.aspxThu, 14 May 2009 19:13:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:204336Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=204336http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/14/ashley-olsen-takes-off-men-s-clothes-to-sell-them.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/37_ashley_olsen_2980.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/37_ashley_olsen_2980.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">To promote her own menswear line, Ashley Olsen stripped down to her bra and some trousers for the magazine <i>V Man</i>.&nbsp; <br /></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/ashley-olsen-bra.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/ashley-olsen-bra.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /></font> </p><p><font size="2">So what kind of clothes does Miss O like on a man? <br /><br />“To touch a man who has a soft sweater on, a soft pant, a great jacket, or something that, as a woman, I want to take off him and put on and feel sexy in.”<br /><br /><b>[The Inquisitr: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/24014/ashley-olsen-strips-to-promote-mens-clothing-line/" target="_blank">Ashley Olsen Strips to Promote Mens Clothing Line</a>]</b></font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/22/sloppy-seconds-which-olsen-twin-would-like-you-to-put-a-baby-in-her.aspx">Sloppy Seconds: Which Olsen Twin Would Like You to Put a Baby in Her?</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/08/while-you-were-sleeping-which-tv-female-character-do-you-wanna-be.aspx">While You Were Sleeping: Which TV Female Character Do You Wanna Be?</a></b></font></h4><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://cdn.maximonline.com/uploadedCmsFiles/Slides/37_ashley_olsen_2980.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>]</font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=204336" width="1" height="1">picturesthe olsen twinsv magazinebrasnakedstripsweatersstrippingashley olsenmenswearmens clothesashley olsen stripscardiganshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/13/before-there-was-operation-there-were-creepy-pregnancy-dolls.aspxWed, 13 May 2009 18:33:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:204053Emily Farris2http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=204053http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/13/before-there-was-operation-there-were-creepy-pregnancy-dolls.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/operation_board_game.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/operation_board_game.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Because how was anyone supposed to learn about the innards of the human body before Milton Bradley? <br /> <br /> So, yeah, if creepy wooden dolls with creepy wooden babies hanging from creepy wooden vaginas by creepy umbillical cords made of godknowswhat are your thing, you should totally click through for the picture. As long as painted-on stretch marks don&#39;t bother you.</font><font size="2"><br /><br /><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/creepy-pregnant-dolls-2703-1242188433-3.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/creepy-pregnant-dolls-2703-1242188433-3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><b><font size="2">Related:</font></b></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/11/becky-yee-real-doll-photo-exhibition.aspx">More Than a Woman: Real Dolls Galore</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/12/27/peta-and-the-real-dolls.aspx">PETA and the Real Dolls</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/05/moms-scaring-us-by-taking-fake-babies-out-for-walks-meals.aspx">Moms Scaring Us By Taking Fake Babies Out For Walks, Meals</a></font></b></h4><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/creepy-pregnant-dolls-ru" target="_blank">Via BuzzFeed</a>]</font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=204053" width="1" height="1">picturescreepyweirddollsoperationmilton bradleyjapanese pregnancy dollshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/12/susan-boyle-s-near-nip-slip.aspxTue, 12 May 2009 18:39:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:203804Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=203804http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/12/susan-boyle-s-near-nip-slip.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/susan-boyle.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/susan-boyle.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">Susan Boyle—the frumpy little old lady who could sing—achieved instant star status after appearing on <i>Britan&#39;s Got Talent</i> and wowing even its most critical judge, Simon Cowell. But as fashion magazines and gossipy blogs have been all too quick to point out, Boyle doesn&#39;t exactly look like a star. And she&#39;s okay with that. While she has no plans for a complete makeover, she told Oprah yesterday that she just put on a little make-up and some new clothes &quot;to tidy myself up.&quot; Even so, not even Boyle&#39;s boobs are safe from the paparazzi, as one quick cameraperson who caught a glimpse of her braless bosom poking out of her &#39;tidy&#39; button-down proved.</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/susan_boyle_nip_slip.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/susan_boyle_nip_slip.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /></font> </p><p><b><font size="2">Related:</font></b></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/03/eva-mendes-to-america-take-your-nip-slip-censorship-and-shove-it.aspx">Eva Mendes to America: Take Your Nip Slip Censorship and Shove It</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/18/mischa-barton-s-nip-slip.aspx">Mischa Barton&#39;s Nip Slip</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/07/while-you-were-sleeping-foxy-brown-joins-the-nipple-slip-parade.aspx">While You Were Sleeping: Foxy Brown Joins The Nipple Slip Parade</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/28/hot-or-not-scarlett-johansson-s-fuzzy-nipple-slip.aspx">Hot or Not? Scarlett Johansson&#39;s Fuzzy Nipple</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/27/top-5-live-tv-nipple-slips.aspx">Top 10 TV Nipple Slips and Wardrobe Malfunctions</a></font></b></h4><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/104089/susan-gets-sassy" target="_blank">Image</a>]<br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=203804" width="1" height="1">boobsnip slipspicturespaparazzisingingbrasOprahsingerspapsmearedbralesssusan boylebritan's got talentboob picturesfrumpymakeovershttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/12/ginnifer-goodwin-talks-veganism-wears-leather-for-quot-w-quot.aspxTue, 12 May 2009 17:28:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:203769Emily Farris2http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=203769http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/12/ginnifer-goodwin-talks-veganism-wears-leather-for-quot-w-quot.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/ginnifer_goodwin_cover.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/ginnifer_goodwin_cover.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Ginnifer Goodwin, otherwise known as Margene the third Mormon wife on HBO&#39;s &quot;Big Love,&quot; recently got all gussied up for the June issue of &#39;W.&#39; She wanted to let everyone know she&#39;s nothing like Margene or like Gigi, her character in &quot;He&#39;s Just Not That Into You.&quot; It was a good interview and the pictures (after the jump) in which Goodwin describes herself &quot;as seemingly tough and hardened but always on the verge of falling apart” are gorgeous. In fact, the whole thing makes us like her more than we already do. Except we have one little problem with it. The story is supplemented with a <a href="http://www.wmagazine.com/w/blogs/editorsblog/2009/05/11/shes-just-not-that-into-meat-g.htm" target="_blank">blog post</a> on Goodwin&#39;s recent turn to veganism. The actress says she did it for health reasons and also because of the way animals are treated at industrial farms. <br /><br />So why then is she wearing...</font></p><p><font size="2">&quot;Versace’s leather jacket; Kiki de Montparnasse’s silk bra; Balenciaga by Nicolas Ghesquière’s viscose jersey briefs with attached leather belt. Yves Saint Laurent gloves; Falke hosiery.&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2">Just wondering. We love hamburgers and leather handbags. So we can&#39;t hate on a girl. But she might piss off a few vegans with that get-up.&nbsp; <br /></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/ginnifer_goodwin_1.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/ginnifer_goodwin_1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/ginnifer_goodwin_3.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/ginnifer_goodwin_3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /></font> </p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/ginnifer_goodwin_2.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/ginnifer_goodwin_2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /></font> </p><p><font size="2"><b>[W: <a href="http://www.wmagazine.com/celebrities/2009/06/ginnifer_goodwin" target="_blank">Not So Goodwin</a>]</b></font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/06/18/who-would-you-rather-jennifer-aniston-vs-jennifer-connelly.aspx">Who Would You Rather: Jennifer Aniston vs. Jennifer Connelly</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/08/sloppy-seconds-who-else-is-making-out-with-drew-barrymore-s-boyfriend.aspx">Sloppy Seconds: Who Else is Making Out With Drew Barrymore&#39;s Boyfriend?</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/22/sloppy-seconds-peta-one-million-dollar-in-vitro-meat-contest.aspx">Sloppy Seconds: $1 Million for Your Meat</a></b></font></h4><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=203769" width="1" height="1">animalsmormonspicturesveganismleatherbig lovevegetarianspolygamyginnifer goodwinvegansanimal productsgussied uphttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/11/papsmeared-brooke-hogan-another-year.aspxMon, 11 May 2009 14:43:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:203425Emily Farris3http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=203425http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/11/papsmeared-brooke-hogan-another-year.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/brooke-hogan-21st-birthday1.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/brooke-hogan-21st-birthday1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></p><p>[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/brooke-hogan-21st-birthday1.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=203425" width="1" height="1">partiescakepicturesbirthdayspapsmearedbrooke hogan birthday party21booke hogan21 and overhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/08/papsmeared-lady-gaga-loses-her-pants-lower-legs-in-freak-beach-accident.aspxFri, 08 May 2009 16:33:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:202970Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=202970http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/08/papsmeared-lady-gaga-loses-her-pants-lower-legs-in-freak-beach-accident.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/lady_gaga-no_pants.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/lady_gaga-no_pants.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/103366/fyb-exclusive-lady-gaga-gets-cheeky-in-san-diego/lady_gaga_058" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=202970" width="1" height="1">picturesno pantspantsbeachpapsmearedlady gagafreak accidentshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/jennifer-aniston-can-t-stop-getting-naked.aspxWed, 06 May 2009 19:39:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:202364Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=202364http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/jennifer-aniston-can-t-stop-getting-naked.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/Jennifer_Aniston_new_smart_water_ad.0.0.0x0.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/Jennifer_Aniston_new_smart_water_ad.0.0.0x0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/06/jennifer-aniston-just-can-t-stop-getting-naked-photo.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: It&#39;s true, Jennifer Aniston has had a difficult couple of years in the press, who, for whatever reason, can&#39;t seem to stop telling everyone about the many ways in which she&#39;s lonely and desperate to have a baby.&nbsp; But, as the saying goes, when life sends you lemons, make lemonade -- or take every opportunity to get naked and show everyone how smoking hot you are.&nbsp; In doing so, not only will you heap burning coals (fueled by the fires of your hotness) on the heads of your critics, but it&#39;s also more badass and artful than wearing a sign that says, &quot;Desperate <i>this</i>.&quot; </font></p><p><font size="2">Case in point: J. Aniston&#39;s revealing new photo shoot for Smart Water...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/06/jennifer-aniston-just-can-t-stop-getting-naked-photo.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=202364" width="1" height="1">picturesnakednaked picturesjennifer anistonthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feedsmart waterjennifer aniston nakedhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/papsmeared-michelle-obama-at-the-un.aspxWed, 06 May 2009 17:39:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:202290Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=202290http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/papsmeared-michelle-obama-at-the-un.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/michelle_obama_UN.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/michelle_obama_UN.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/102865/michelles-sesame-street-high" target="_blank">Image</a>]</font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=202290" width="1" height="1">picturesmichelle obamaunited nationspapsmearedi have a headache this bigmichelle obama picturesmichelle obama at the u.n.the united nationsthe u.nhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/04/papsmeared-rumer-willis-wears-short-shorts.aspxMon, 04 May 2009 18:59:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201580Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201580http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/04/papsmeared-rumer-willis-wears-short-shorts.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/rumer_willis_short_shorts.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/rumer_willis_short_shorts.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/102173/rumour-has-it-rumer-looks-hot" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201580" width="1" height="1">picturesshort shortsshortspapsmearedrumer willispictures of girls in shortsgirls in shortspictures of girls in short shortshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/04/kari-ferrell-hipster-grifter-arrested.aspxMon, 04 May 2009 18:24:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201553Emily Farris3http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201553http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/04/kari-ferrell-hipster-grifter-arrested.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/nude_hipster_grifter_jail.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/nude_hipster_grifter_jail.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">We may be walking proof that honest hard work gets you nowhere, but we still cannot (yet) endorse lying, cheating and stealing as a way to get through life. Especially because, as Kari Ferrell, the Hipster Grifter, will probably tell you in her memoir (or VH1 reality show) someday, that shit will just land you in jail. <br /><br />That&#39;s right, Doree Shafrir, who has been following the story for the New York Observer, has confirmed that Kari Farrell is in the slammer.<br /><br />Here&#39;s how it all went down.<br /><br />Apparently, Farrell turned herself in to Philadelphia police last night then called and <a href="http://animalnewyork.com/2009/05/breaking-hipster-grifter-kari-ferrell-surrenders/" target="_blank">called</a> ANIMAL New York’s Bucky Turco at 2:30 a.m. this morning to let him know. She, of course, made this call from her super-hip iPhone. And according to a spokeswoman for the PPD, Ferrell has been arrested. <br /><br />Perhaps this is where the Hipster Grifter&#39;s story ends. Though we sort-of think not. <br /><b><br />[The Observer: <a href="http://www.observer.com/2009/style/confirmed-grifter-slammer" target="_blank">Confirmed: Grifter in Slammer</a>]</b></font> </p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/hipster-grifter-nude-pics-surface.aspx">Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter </a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/naked-hipster-grifter-kari-ferrell-email.aspx">Look at This F-ing Email From This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/01/sloppy-seconds-the-hipster-grifter-speaks-and-she-wants-money.aspx">Sloppy Seconds: The Hipster Grifter Speaks (And She Wants Money)</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/16/sloppy-seconds-hand-jobs-involving-the-mouth.aspx">Sloppy Seconds: Hand Jobs Involving the Mouth</a></b><br /></font> </h4><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201553" width="1" height="1">boobsreality showsjailcrimepicturesmemoirstoplessVice Magazinenude picturesemailsvh1new york observervicehipster grifterKari ferrelldorree shafrirhard workhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/01/papsmeared-jay-z-protects-the-family-jewels.aspxFri, 01 May 2009 20:04:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201096Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201096http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/01/papsmeared-jay-z-protects-the-family-jewels.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/jay-z_grabs_his_junk.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/jay-z_grabs_his_junk.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/101646/jay-z-dines-with-rihanna" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201096" width="1" height="1">penispicturesjunkjay zjay-zpenis picturespapsmearedjayzgrabbing his junkjay-z penis pictureshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/30/heidi-montag-nude-in-playboy.aspxThu, 30 Apr 2009 19:02:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:200703Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=200703http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/30/heidi-montag-nude-in-playboy.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/heidi-montag-patriot.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/heidi-montag-patriot.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/30/heidi-montag-nude-in-playboy.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Word is she <i>and</i> Spencer are in negotiations with Hef... </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/30/heidi-montag-nude-in-playboy.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=200703" width="1" height="1">spencer prattheidi montagthe hillsplayboytelevisionpictureshugh hefnernudenakednekkidthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/sloppy-seconds-free-boobs.aspxWed, 29 Apr 2009 23:36:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:200439Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=200439http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/sloppy-seconds-free-boobs.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/heidi_montag_spencer_pratt_swine_flu.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/heidi_montag_spencer_pratt_swine_flu.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has a penchant for pretty women (what politician doesn&#39;t?). And it&#39;s a source of &quot;suffering&quot; for his wife, Veronica Lario, she wrote in an open letter. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090429/en_afp/italypoliticsberlusconipeople" target="_blank">Yahoo!</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">Simon Cowell joked that he&#39;s &quot;secretly in love&quot; with fellow <i>American Idol</i> judge Paula Abdul. And we wouldn&#39;t be all that surprised if he jerked off to the &quot;Cold Hearted Snake&quot; video back in the day... or if he still does. 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They&#39;re taking the necessary precautions to prevent catching swine flu (<i>the </i>swine flu?) while on their honeymoon in Mexico. Whew. We know we&#39;ll sleep better tonight knowing they&#39;re okay. [<a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1610256/20090429/story.jhtml" target="_blank">MTV</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Did California pageant officials buy <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">homophobic</span> Miss California, Carrie Prejean, new breasts? And if so, how do we get some? 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Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=200157http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/papsmeared-the-passion-of-mel-gibson-steps-out.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/mel_gibson_oksansa_grigorieva.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/mel_gibson_oksansa_grigorieva.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></p><p>[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/101078/mel-gibson-steps-out-with-his-new-lady" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=200157" width="1" height="1">picturesimagesmel gibsonpapsmearedrussianthe passion of the christgirlfriendthe passionoksana grigorievahttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/28/papsmeared-kim-kardashian-poses-for-madame-tussaud-s.aspxTue, 28 Apr 2009 16:06:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:199856Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=199856http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/28/papsmeared-kim-kardashian-poses-for-madame-tussaud-s.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/fp_2141936_kim_kardashian_attends_the_8th_annual_tribeca_film_festival.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/fp_2141936_kim_kardashian_attends_the_8th_annual_tribeca_film_festival.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fp_2141936_kim_kardashian_attends_the_8th_annual_tribeca_film_festival.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=199856" width="1" height="1">kim kardashianpicturesmake upimagespapsmearedmadame tussaud'swax figurehttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/27/papsmeared-angelina-jolie-or-crazy-baby-lady.aspxMon, 27 Apr 2009 21:42:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:199680Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=199680http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/27/papsmeared-angelina-jolie-or-crazy-baby-lady.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/angelina_jolie_nadya_suleman.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/angelina_jolie_nadya_suleman.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/100550/angelinas-exit" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=199680" width="1" height="1">angelina joliepicturespapsmearedcrazy baby ladynadya sulemanoctomomhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/27/craig-newmark-erotic-services.aspxMon, 27 Apr 2009 14:41:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:199423Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=199423http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/27/craig-newmark-erotic-services.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/erotic_services_craigslist.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/erotic_services_craigslist.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">In the wake of the &quot;Craigslist killing&quot;—an April 14 incident in which a Boston University student is accused of murdering a 26-year-old masseuse he met on the listing site—Connecticut&#39;s Attorney General called for Craigslist to get rid of the photos in the &quot;erotic services&quot; section, hire staff to screen the ads and fine users who violate the terms of service. But founder Craig Newmark has no plans to do any of that.<br /><br />As Newmark pointed out, Craigslist already allows users to flag material they believe is inappropriate. <br /><br />&quot;Sometimes a bad guy of some sort tries to pull a fast one on our site,&quot; he said in an interview that aired Friday night on ABC News. &quot;We don&#39;t want it there, it&#39;s wrong, and that&#39;s why we have the help of the general community and the law enforcement community getting rid of things like that.&quot; </font></p><p><font size="2">Yeah. So there. </font></p><p><font size="2"><b>[Huffington Post: Craig Newmark: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/25/craig-newmark-im-not-plan_n_191350.html" target="_blank">I&#39;m Not Planning To CLose Craigslist&#39;s &#39;Erotic&#39; Section</a>]<br /><br /></b><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/22/living-arrangements-on-craigslist.aspx">Livin&#39; Large on Craigslist</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/18/craigslist-behaving-badly.aspx">Craigslist Behaving Badly</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/07/sloppy-seconds-craigslist-crackdown-on-hookers.aspx">Sloppy Seconds: The Craigslist Crackdown on Hookers</a></b></font></h4><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=199423" width="1" height="1">craigslistpicturesmurderpersonalsboston universitycraigslist killerphilip markoffflaggingerotic servicescraig newmarkcraigslist murdershttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/23/papsmeared-linda-hogan-is-stayin-alive.aspxThu, 23 Apr 2009 14:43:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:198657Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=198657http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/23/papsmeared-linda-hogan-is-stayin-alive.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/linda_hogan_staying_alive.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/linda_hogan_staying_alive.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">Linda Hogan steps out for the first time since her ex-husband Hulk Hogan confessed he had fantasies of killing her.&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/99442/linda-hogan-still-alive" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=198657" width="1" height="1">divorceviolencehulk hoganpicturesWrestlingmurderbrooke hoganlinda hoganpap smearedkillingthe hogan familynick hogandomestic disturbancesdomestic disputesmessy divorcehttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/22/drunkenness-no-excuse-for-creepy-old-men.aspxWed, 22 Apr 2009 20:33:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:198201Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=198201http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/22/drunkenness-no-excuse-for-creepy-old-men.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/old_man_young_girl.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/old_man_young_girl.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">According to a new study, alcohol does not impair a man&#39;s ability to tell whether a girl is legal or not. The study, published by the University of Leicester in the <i>British Journal of Psychology</i>, found that alcohol had very little impact on men&#39;s perception of the ages of women in pictures. <br /><br /></font></p><blockquote><font size="2"><i>A total of 240 members of the public in bars and cafés were asked to look at composite photographs of ten young women aged 17 and asked to rate their attractiveness.</i><br /><br /><i>Some of the photos were digitally altered to give the faces a younger or older appearance and make-up was applied in some cases. Half of the participants questioned had consumed at least some alcohol before the task and their blood-alcohol level was measured by a breathalyser test.</i><br /><br /><i>The study found that participants consistently overestimated the age of the girls in the images by an average of 3.5 years. But although men and women rated younger-looking faces as more attractive on average, “contrary to expectations, alcohol and make-up did not inflate attractiveness ratings”, the researchers write.</i><br /><br /><i>The lead researcher, Vincent Egan, said: “This study suggests that alcohol consumption and make-up use do not interfere with how old we perceive someone to be.</i><br /><br /><i>“Another interesting finding was that, overall, participants who drank alcohol actually rated all the women in the photos as less attractive, compared with the participants who had not drunk alcohol.</i><br /><br /><i>“This seemingly flies in the face of the commonly held notion of ‘beer goggles’.” </i><br /></font></blockquote><p><font size="2">&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">So stop blaming your perverted (or <i>pre</i>verted, as Scanner Colleen would say) ways on the beer, old men, and just admit you like little girls, okay?</font></p><p><b><font size="2">[Telegraph: <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6131985.ece" target="_blank">Men may not be able to blame alcohol for underage sex</a>] </font></b></p><p><b><font size="2">Related:</font></b></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/12/drugs-and-alcohol-used-to-enhance-sex.aspx">Researchers Shocked and Appalled to Find Young People Use Drugs and Alcohol to Enhance Sex</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/16/see-dad-having-tattoos-does-not-make-me-a-drunk-slut.aspx">See, Dad? Having Tattoos Does Not Make Me a Drunk Slut.</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/05/art-students-the-biggest-sluts-study-says.aspx">Art Students the Biggest Sluts, Study Says</a></font></b></h4><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://culture.polishsite.us/images-07/Pold1s.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=198201" width="1" height="1">beerthe UKpicturesmenalcoholstudiessex studyimagesold mensex studieslegal agebeer gogglesperceptionlegal consenthttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/22/papsmeared-lindsay-lohan-side-boob.aspxWed, 22 Apr 2009 16:14:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:198273Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=198273http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/22/papsmeared-lindsay-lohan-side-boob.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/lindsay_lohan_side_boob.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/lindsay_lohan_side_boob.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font> </p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/99197/faify-lohan-shops-for-shades/fp_2121107_lindsay_lohan_shops_for_sunglasses_in_hollywood" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=198273" width="1" height="1">boobslindsay lohanpicturesbreaststoo skinnyskinnyskinny peoplehamburgerside boobpapsmearedhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/22/hipster-grifter-kari-ferrell-t-shirt.aspxWed, 22 Apr 2009 14:29:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:198190Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=198190http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/22/hipster-grifter-kari-ferrell-t-shirt.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/hipster_grifter_kari_ferrell_shirt_1.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/hipster_grifter_kari_ferrell_shirt_1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">We know you&#39;re sick to death of hearing about Kari Farrell, the hipster grifter, who conned men out of money and <i>Vice</i> into giving her a job (and showed us <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/hipster-grifter-nude-pics-surface.aspx" target="_blank">her boobs</a>). Well, either you&#39;re sick to death of hearing about her or you&#39;re wishing you would have gotten some from her, even if it meant she ran off with your money. If you&#39;re of the former mindset, you, like us, really don&#39;t want to see all of this damn hipster grifter paraphernalia. Unless you, like us, really like one of her tattoos and are thinking of getting one of your own and might try it out as a t-shirt for a while.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/hipster_grifter_kari_ferrell_shirt_2.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/hipster_grifter_kari_ferrell_shirt_2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">It&#39;s based on this tattoo, which Scanner Brian sent to us last week with the following comment: &quot;You should totally steal that first image as your pre-jump Beard image.&quot; To which we replied &quot;Um, I should totally get that tattoo!&quot; We know. But still. <br /></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/kari_ferrell_hipster_grifter_beard_tattoo.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/kari_ferrell_hipster_grifter_beard_tattoo.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /></font> </p><p><b><font size="2">Related:</font></b></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/naked-hipster-grifter-kari-ferrell-email.aspx">Look at This F-ing Email From This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/hipster-grifter-nude-pics-surface.aspx">Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter </a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/16/sloppy-seconds-hand-jobs-involving-the-mouth.aspx">Sloppy Seconds: Hand Jobs Involving the Mouth</a></font></b></h4><p><font size="2">Via <a href="http://gawker.com/5221685/hipster-grifter-fashion-spinoffs-signal-a-dying-meme" target="_blank">Gawker</a>.</font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=198190" width="1" height="1">boobsdatingtattooscraigslistt-shirtspicturesonline datinghipstersbeardsVice Magazinepictures of boobsscanner emily loves bearded menscamsvicehipster grifterKari ferrelllanghorne slimkari ferrelparaphernaliahttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/not-papsmeared-madonna-with-child.aspxTue, 14 Apr 2009 15:04:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:195620Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=195620http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/not-papsmeared-madonna-with-child.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/madonna-mercy-image_airbrushed_child_sepia.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/madonna-mercy-image_airbrushed_child_sepia.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">Madonna will tell you what pictures to use and you will use them, you hear? </font></p><p><font size="2">The superstar recently had her picture taken with this young Malawian child, Mercy James. Then she had the image airbrushed. Then she had it turned to sepia tones. Then she sent it to the entire world. And THAT is how you don&#39;t get PapSmeared.&nbsp; <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=195620" width="1" height="1">picturesadoptionmadonnaimagesphotoshoppingpapsmearedmercy jamesmadonna with childsepiamalawimalawiwan childmadonna's adoptionhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/13/papsmeared-jake-gyllenhaal-protects-the-goods.aspxMon, 13 Apr 2009 18:02:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:195363Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=195363http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/13/papsmeared-jake-gyllenhaal-protects-the-goods.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/jake_gyllenhaal_bike_shorts.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/jake_gyllenhaal_bike_shorts.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/96901/jake-bikes-with-his-buddy/j_gyllenhaal_041309_004" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=195363" width="1" height="1">sportspicturesreese witherspoonjake gyllenhaalpapsmearedspandexbike shortshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/mischa-barton-goes-topless-yet-again.aspxThu, 09 Apr 2009 17:51:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194407Emily Farris2http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194407http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/mischa-barton-goes-topless-yet-again.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/mischa-barton-fashion-disaster.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/mischa-barton-fashion-disaster.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">Since her departure from <i>The O.C.</i> Mischa Barton has become infamous for one thing: taking her top off. Sure, we recall a little something about drinking and driving, and there was that whole crotch shot business, but those incidents have been overshadowed by the fact that the girl just likes to show us her boobs. So she does it. Over and over and over again. This is probably due, in part, to the fact that she has been consistently chided by the media about her body after some unflattering swimsuit pictures appeared in tabloids last year. And in the May issue of UK <i>Cosmopolitan</i>, the actress strikes back at body bullies by taking her top off, yet again.&nbsp; <br /></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/mischa_barton-cosmo-uk-topless.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/mischa_barton-cosmo-uk-topless.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p>“It’s human nature to be self-critical, but it’s possible to like the way you look,” she says. “I’m happy now – I wouldn’t change my body, and I couldn’t anyway. The only way to be happy and be a more enjoyable person to be around is to embrace what you’ve got. Everyone has issues about their body, but I feel confident now. I’m healthy and happy. Surely there are more important issues than if someone has cellulite?”</p><p>Yes, Mischa, there certainly are.&nbsp; <br /></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/25/closing-the-ring-the-movie-that-shows-mischa-barton-s-boobs.aspx">Closing the Ring: The Movie that Shows Mischa Barton&#39;s Boobs</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/18/mischa-barton-strips-for-nylon-three-more-minutes-of-fame.aspx">Mischa Barton Strips For Nylon, Three More Minutes Of Fame</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/29/mischa-barton-forgets-to-cross-her-legs-apparently-this-is-news-we-have-pictures.aspx">Mischa Barton Forgets to Cross Her Legs (Apparently This is News) We Have Pictures</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/18/mischa-barton-s-nip-slip.aspx">Mischa Barton&#39;s Nip Slip</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/06/while-you-were-sleeping-mischa-barton-can-t-keep-her-clothes-on.aspx">While You Were Sleeping: Mischa Barton Can&#39;t Keep Her Clothes On</a></b></font></h4><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.celebritycowboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/mischa-barton-fashion-disaster.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>, <a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/96274/mischa-barton-does-british-cosmo" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194407" width="1" height="1">boobsthe UKpicturesmischa bartonthe OCmagazinecosmomagazine coverscellulitecosmpolitanmischa barton topless picturesmischa barton takes her top offmischa barton boobsmischa barton toplesshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/mad-men-s-january-jones-is-the-hottest-housewife-on-tv.aspxThu, 09 Apr 2009 16:07:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194393Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194393http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/mad-men-s-january-jones-is-the-hottest-housewife-on-tv.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/january-jones-main.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/january-jones-main.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font> </p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/09/quot-mad-men-quot-s-january-jones-is-the-hottest-housewife-on-tv.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Wipe your mouths and close your office doors. There are more pictures inside... </font></p><p><font size="2">Ms. Jones is on the cover of <span style="font-style:italic;">GQ UK</span> Magazine for the month of May. 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