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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : photographers</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: photographers</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>The Art of the Nude Supermodel</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/the-art-of-the-nude-supermodel.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:22:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:200282</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=200282</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/the-art-of-the-nude-supermodel.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/gisele.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/gisele.jpg" border="0" height="365" width="309" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Russell James is the supermodel&amp;#39;s photographer. He has worked for Sports Illustrated, Vogue, and Marie Claire and photographed pretty much every &amp;quot;name&amp;quot; model on the planet, including Gisele Bundchen, seen above on the cover of James&amp;#39; new book.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The photographer is particularly known for his nude snaps, many of which you&amp;#39;ve seen time and again on Scanner...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The 300-page self-titled book is the result of ten years of great art from the former host of VH-1&amp;#39;s &lt;i&gt;The Shot&lt;/i&gt;. James himself was unavailable for comment at press time to comment, but we know from reading press about him in the past that he is currently documenting the Aborigines in Australia and directing televison commericals for Victoria&amp;#39;s Secret and others. &amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Here&amp;#39;s something to tide you over before your copy arrives. In order: Adriana Lima (her second photo here may not be in the book, but you won&amp;#39;t mind), Heidi Klum, and Karolina Kurkova.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/adriana%20lima1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/adriana%20lima1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/adiana2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/adiana2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/heidi1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/heidi1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/heidi2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/heidi2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/heidi3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/heidi3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/heidi5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/heidi5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/karolina%20kurkova1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/karolina%20kurkova1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/Karolina%20Kurkova%202.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/Karolina%20Kurkova%202.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/06/america-s-next-topless-model-is-the-judge.aspx"&gt;America&amp;#39;s Next Topless Model Is... The Judge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/23/obama-crashes-carnival-party-thanks-to-naked-carnival-queen.aspx"&gt;Obama Crashes Carnival Party, Thanks to Naked Carnival Queen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/19/kate-moss-stocks-up-on-beer-strips-for-new-york-magazine.aspx"&gt;Kate Moss Stocks Up On Beer, Strips For New York Magazine&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/30/joe-biden-s-daughter-caught-in-cocaine-scandal.aspx"&gt;Joe Biden&amp;#39;s Daughter Caught in Cocaine Scandal?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/cindy-crawford-still-naked-at-43.aspx"&gt;Cindy Crawford: Still Naked At 43&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=200282" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nsfw/default.aspx">nsfw</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographs/default.aspx">photographs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+people/default.aspx">naked people</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photography/default.aspx">photography</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/boobies/default.aspx">boobies</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/topless+photos/default.aspx">topless photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/topless+model/default.aspx">topless model</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/supermodels/default.aspx">supermodels</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photography/default.aspx">nude photography</category></item><item><title>Lisa Rinna Poses For Playboy At 45, Just For the Hell of It</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/22/lisa-rinna-poses-for-playboy-at-45-just-for-the-hell-of-it.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:51:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:198204</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=198204</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/22/lisa-rinna-poses-for-playboy-at-45-just-for-the-hell-of-it.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/rinna0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/rinna0.jpg" border="0" height="297" width="447" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Lisa
Rinna doesn&amp;#39;t need Hugh Hefner&amp;#39;s money. The former &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Melrose Place&lt;/span&gt; and
&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Days Of Our Lives&lt;/span&gt; star is quite content to do Broadway with her husband
and the occasional season of &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Dancing With the Stars.&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;But she says she wanted to prove that her body is still great at nearly half a century. What do you think?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Rinna, who is married to actor Harry Hamlin, says her husband encouraged her to show off her body in this month&amp;#39;s Playboy. The actress, who has had plastic surgery and botox, didn&amp;#39;t need to think it over for too long. And the idea of doing a Mrs. Robinson-inspired shoot with her favorite photographer was icing on the cake:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;In 1998, Rinna created a stir when she posed for a nude pictorial while six months &lt;span class="mw-redirect"&gt;pregnant&lt;/span&gt; in the September issue of &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="mw-redirect"&gt;Playboy&lt;/span&gt; magazine. She will pose again in 2009. Rinna explains she received direct orders from Playboy photographer Deborah Anderson,
who also shot Rinna for the Room 23 book. &amp;quot;She said, &amp;#39;I do not want you
long and sinewy and angular and muscular. I want you soft,&amp;#39; &amp;quot; says
Rinna. &amp;quot;This was really hard for me because being 45 years old and
posing for &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;Playboy, you want to amp it up,&amp;quot; Rinna told&lt;/i&gt; People.&amp;nbsp; [&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Rinna" target="_blank"&gt;Wikipedia&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/rinna1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/rinna1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/rinna2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/rinna2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/rinna3a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/rinna3a.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/rinna5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/rinna5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/rinna6.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/rinna6.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/03/michelle-williams-gives-ewan-mcgregor-no-choice.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Michelle Williams Strips, Seduces, Enjoys&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/27/top-5-sex-scenes-involving-lingerie.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Top 5 Sex Scenes Involving Lingerie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/06/top-5-rough-sex-scenes.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Top 5 Frantic Sex Scenes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/09/watching-the-watchmen-sex-scene.aspx%20" target="_blank"&gt;Watching the Watchmen Sex Scene&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/06/america-s-next-topless-model-is-the-judge.aspx"&gt;America&amp;#39;s Next Topless Model Is... The Judge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=198204" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/playboy/default.aspx">playboy</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/pregnant/default.aspx">pregnant</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nsfw/default.aspx">nsfw</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/pregnancy/default.aspx">pregnancy</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/soap+operas/default.aspx">soap operas</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/plastic+surgery/default.aspx">plastic surgery</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+people/default.aspx">naked people</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/dancing+with+the+stars/default.aspx">dancing with the stars</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/topless+photos/default.aspx">topless photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/botox/default.aspx">botox</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/playboy+bunnies/default.aspx">playboy bunnies</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+woman/default.aspx">naked woman</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/melrose+place/default.aspx">melrose place</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lisa+rinna/default.aspx">lisa rinna</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/days+of+our+lives/default.aspx">days of our lives</category></item><item><title>While You Were Sleeping: Mel Gibson's Mistresses</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/16/while-you-were-sleeping-mel-gibson-s-mistresses.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:31:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:196427</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=196427</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/16/while-you-were-sleeping-mel-gibson-s-mistresses.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/implants.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/implants.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Why are there snakes on &lt;a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/04/16/2544073.htm?section=justin" target="_blank"&gt;this motherfuckin&amp;#39; plane&lt;/a&gt;? &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Child labor is real and &lt;a href="http://www.zoriah.net/blog/2009/04/guest-photographerphotojournalist-gmb-akash-child-labor.html" target="_blank"&gt;undeniably so&lt;/a&gt; after these photographs. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A woman turned the tables on a man who tried to rob her: she made him her &lt;a href="http://fileunderi.blogspot.com/2009/04/hairdresser-turned-would-be-robber-into.html" target="_blank"&gt;sex slave&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey that woman from the Dominos story turns out to be &lt;a href="http://ncfindoffender.com/details.aspx?SRN=016454S11" target="_blank"&gt;a sex offender&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/celebrity/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090416/ap_en_ce/tv_ferrell_grylls" target="_blank"&gt;Will Ferrell &lt;/a&gt;did &lt;i&gt;Man Vs. Wild&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The stupidest quote of the year is officially &lt;a href="http://rss.cnn.com/%7Er/rss/cnn_topstories/%7E3/xu5DAXKumIM/index.html" target="_blank"&gt;Hulk Hogan&lt;/a&gt; saying he &amp;quot;totally understands OJ.&amp;quot; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Another reason to &lt;a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/oddlyenough/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090416/ap_on_fe_st/odd_spain_bogus_doctor" target="_blank"&gt;not get implants&lt;/a&gt;: the doctor might be using veterinary equipment. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Rush Limbaugh&amp;#39;s &lt;a href="http://www.bspcn.com/2009/04/15/rush-limbaughs-10-dumbest-remarks/" target="_blank"&gt;ten dumbest quotes&lt;/a&gt;. How ever did they narrow it down? How ever did they &lt;i&gt;listen&lt;/i&gt; to it long enough to hear all these? &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And the Mel Gibson &lt;a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/gawker/full/%7E3/wTtQdgEYcG0/the-russian-hottie-who-says-shes-mel-gibsons-mistress" target="_blank"&gt;mistresses&lt;/a&gt; are starting to come out of the works. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/13/while-you-were-sleeping-blake-fielder-civil-in-trouble-again.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: Blake Fielder-Civil In Trouble Again&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/13/american-woman-the-presidential-mistress.aspx"&gt;American Woman: The Presidential Mistress&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/27/while-you-were-sleeping-britain-s-next-topless-model.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: Britain&amp;#39;s Next Topless Model&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/26/barack-obama-s-gay-sex-scandal-is-the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving.aspx"&gt;Barack Obama&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;Gay Sex Scandal&amp;quot; Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=196427" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/will+ferrell/default.aspx">will ferrell</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/OJ+Simpson/default.aspx">OJ Simpson</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hulk+hogan/default.aspx">hulk hogan</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/stupid/default.aspx">stupid</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/rush+limbaugh/default.aspx">rush limbaugh</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex+slaves/default.aspx">sex slaves</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/breast+implants/default.aspx">breast implants</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mistress/default.aspx">mistress</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mel+gibson/default.aspx">mel gibson</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/snakes+on+a+plane/default.aspx">snakes on a plane</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/while+you+were+sleeping/default.aspx">while you were sleeping</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/robber/default.aspx">robber</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex+offender/default.aspx">sex offender</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/child+labor/default.aspx">child labor</category></item><item><title>Now You Can Be Sure You're Chatting With a Hot Girl</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/02/slice-live-chat-naked-women.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:03:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:192326</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=192326</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/02/slice-live-chat-naked-women.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/01-07/hot_slice.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/01-07/hot_slice.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Each month for Nerve&amp;#39;s new photography blog Slice, the editors pick a guest contributor. This month&amp;#39;s Slice photographer is &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/dispatches/nerveeditors/slice/giovanni-cervantes/" target="_blank"&gt;Giovanni Cervantes&lt;/a&gt;, who is doing week-long studies of four different women, and hosting a live video and chat with each of them on Fridays. Tomorrow you can chat with Cervantes and this week&amp;#39;s muse Guilli. And of course we have NSFW pictures of Guilli after the jump.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/01-07/17682__31N2759.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/01-07/17682__31N2759.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/01-07/17682__31N2476.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/01-07/17682__31N2476.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/01-07/17682__31N2473.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/01-07/17682__31N2473.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;[Nerve: &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/nerveblog/SliceGiovanniCervantesBlog.aspx?blogid=198" target="_blank"&gt;Slice with Giovanni Cervantes&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/10/because-you-know-you-want-to-make-sexy-time-with-that-camera.aspx"&gt;Because You Know You Want to Make Sexy Time With That Camera&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/16/live-blogging-sxswi-sexual-exploitation-and-self.aspx"&gt;Live Blogging SXSWi: Sexual Exploitation and Self&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/31/it-s-a-slow-news-day-because-everyone-s-busy-playing-with-omegle.aspx"&gt;It&amp;#39;s A Slow News Day Because Everyone&amp;#39;s Busy Playing With Omegle&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=192326" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/chat/default.aspx">chat</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/pictures/default.aspx">pictures</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+pictures/default.aspx">naked pictures</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/topless/default.aspx">topless</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+pictures/default.aspx">nude pictures</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nerve+blogs/default.aspx">nerve blogs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photo+blog/default.aspx">photo blog</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/guilli/default.aspx">guilli</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/live+chat/default.aspx">live chat</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/giovanni+cervantes/default.aspx">giovanni cervantes</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/chat+online/default.aspx">chat online</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/slice/default.aspx">slice</category></item><item><title>Cindy Crawford: Still Naked At 43</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/cindy-crawford-still-naked-at-43.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:40:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:188942</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=188942</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/cindy-crawford-still-naked-at-43.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/23-End/cindy1a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/23-End/cindy1a.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Although
many people still consider her one of the hottest women in the world,
supermodel Cindy Crawford has vanished into semi-retirement in the last
ten years or so.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;But in a sign she is planning a &amp;quot;comeback,&amp;quot; as
the media will not doubt refer to it, Crawford posed completely naked
for this month&amp;#39;s issue of Allure, covered only in... what is that? Ice
cream?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;According to the magazine&amp;#39;s profile of the dreamwoman
(probably entitled &amp;quot;How Cindy Still Looks Hot In Middle Age&amp;quot; or
something equally boring), it&amp;#39;s...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;quot;...Crawford&amp;#39;s skin-care regimen, [which] includes a
day cream with antioxidants, a sunscreen, a night cream, and an eye
cream. She also swears by microdermabrasion - and protecting the skin
on her hands, neck, and chest.&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Ah,
if only those things weren&amp;#39;t 99% water and actually worked, but that&amp;#39;s
not the point. What do we think of Cindy now, with her genitals
airbrushed out of the photo to make it SFA (Safer For Allure)?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/23-End/cindy1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/23-End/cindy1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=188942" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/women/default.aspx">women</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nsfw/default.aspx">nsfw</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/genitals/default.aspx">genitals</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/airbrushing/default.aspx">airbrushing</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/allure/default.aspx">allure</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+woman/default.aspx">naked woman</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cindy+crawford/default.aspx">cindy crawford</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/magazine/default.aspx">magazine</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/middle+age/default.aspx">middle age</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/uncensored+photos/default.aspx">uncensored photos</category></item><item><title>Rolling Stone Turns to Gossip Girl to Remain Semi-Relevant</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/18/rolling-stone-turns-to-gossip-girl-to-remain-semi-relevant.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:35:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:187353</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=187353</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/18/rolling-stone-turns-to-gossip-girl-to-remain-semi-relevant.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/16-22/rs3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/16-22/rs3.jpg" border="0" height="275" width="413" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Rolling Stone is desperate to stay afloat. This is not news. They reduced the size of their magazines to cut production costs, featured Barack Obama (America&amp;#39;s #1 celebrity!) on its cover, and generally tried to appease the again hippies that still subscribe while attracting lame Britney Spears fans that dominate the culture.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;This month, Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, and the rest of the Gossip Gals are featured on the cover and are interviewed in the most tiresome fashion (&amp;quot;get the dirt on what it’s like starring as beautiful young people in New York while &lt;i&gt;being&lt;/i&gt; beautiful young people in New York.&amp;quot;)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The photo shoot, though, is at least the usual skanky jamboree...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/16-22/rs5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/16-22/rs5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/16-22/rs4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/16-22/rs4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/16-22/rs2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/16-22/rs2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Here are our favorite excerpts from the excerpts of the forthcoming article:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;“No one’s going to accuse &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;Gossip Girl of being &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Wire or &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;Mad Men, but if you roll with the fantasy/absurdity, it’s fun to watch, from the infighting to the insane clothes and snappy dialogue.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;“They’ve all reached the point where they’re in the public eye, but
they’re not rolling around in blacked-out SUVs or being chased around
like Madonna. A lot of them take the subway and they still complain
about the price of rents and monthly car parking,” Gay reveals.
“They’re in a nice place in their careers. They’re now recognizable
enough to get interest for other things, but not so recognizable that
daily life is a drag.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Bummer, dudes. Check out the rest &lt;a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/03/18/the-nasty-thrill-of-gossip-girl-on-the-set-of-tvs-hottest-show-in-rolling-stone/" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/17/quot-gossip-girl-quot-like-kissing-your-teacher.aspx"&gt;&amp;quot;Gossip Girl&amp;quot;: Like Kissing Your Teacher&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/06/sloppy-seconds-giving-up-sex-for-lent.aspx"&gt;Sloppy Seconds: What We Gave Up for Lent&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/27/top-5-threesome-sex-scenes.aspx"&gt;Top 5 Threesome Sex Scenes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/27/john-amp-jen-s-perfectly-in-character-sexy-role-play.aspx"&gt;John &amp;amp; Jen&amp;#39;s Perfectly in-Character Sexy Role Play&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/27/while-you-were-sleeping-britain-s-next-topless-model.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: Britain&amp;#39;s Next Topless Model&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=187353" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/celebrities/default.aspx">celebrities</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/blake+lively/default.aspx">blake lively</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gossip+girl/default.aspx">gossip girl</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photo+essay/default.aspx">photo essay</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Rolling+Stone/default.aspx">Rolling Stone</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/addictions/default.aspx">addictions</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ed+westwick/default.aspx">ed westwick</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sexy+people/default.aspx">sexy people</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/leighton+meester/default.aspx">leighton meester</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/television+shows/default.aspx">television shows</category></item><item><title>Keith Richards Shows Us His Other Appendage... No, Not the Guitar, Silly...</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/05/keith-richards-shows-his-other-appendage-no-not-the-guitar-silly.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:40:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:182714</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=182714</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/05/keith-richards-shows-his-other-appendage-no-not-the-guitar-silly.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/IMG_4247.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/IMG_4247.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Last night, we attended the opening reception of the Not Fade Away Gallery in New York City, which is first hosting a treasure trove of unreleased photos of the Stones and Beatles in their early days. Uncensored behind-the-scenes photos of Ringo acting the fool, Brian Jones getting wasted on margaritas, and other general merriment dotted the gallery.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We spent a good hour there just waiting for promised special guest Keith Richards to arrive, but eventually gave up. Before we took off, we loaded up on Blue Point beer and snuck several unauthorized photos of the photos, including this one of Keith Richards peeing in what appears to be an outdoor sink...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/keith%20crop.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/keith%20crop.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Click here for the &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/brianfair/3331595932/" target="_blank"&gt;uncensored photo&lt;/a&gt; and a &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/brianfair/3330760391/in/photostream/" target="_blank"&gt;close-up&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Is this why he didn&amp;#39;t show? Well, it&amp;#39;s not like we can tell how big the rest of it is just from him starting to whip it out, but one can make certain assumptions.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Moving along, here are the other photos we snuck... including this great candid of an historic moment: Mick Jagger eyeing an (unopened) copy of Bob Dylan&amp;#39;s &lt;i&gt;Bringing It All Back Home&lt;/i&gt;, the album that many consider the first &amp;quot;rock&amp;quot; record... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/IMG_4244.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/IMG_4244.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/IMG_4252.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/IMG_4252.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/IMG_4248.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/IMG_4248.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Again apologies for the poor photography, but we had to be sneaky. If you want to visit the gallery, &lt;a href="http://www.notfadeawaygallery.com/" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&amp;#39;s that information. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/05/these-celebrities-fell-in-love-with-the-camera-at-an-early-age.aspx"&gt;These Celebrities Fell In Love With The Camera At An Early Age&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/17/top-10-breakup-songs.aspx"&gt;Top 10 Breakup Songs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/06/top-10-sexiest-album-covers-of-all-time.aspx"&gt;Top 10 Sexiest Album Covers of All Time&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=182714" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/rock+and+roll/default.aspx">rock and roll</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/music/default.aspx">music</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/penis/default.aspx">penis</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographs/default.aspx">photographs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/albums/default.aspx">albums</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/songs/default.aspx">songs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/penises/default.aspx">penises</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/keith+richards/default.aspx">keith richards</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/rolling+stones/default.aspx">rolling stones</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mick+jagger/default.aspx">mick jagger</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photography/default.aspx">photography</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/phallic/default.aspx">phallic</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/rock+star/default.aspx">rock star</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sfw/default.aspx">sfw</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/beatles/default.aspx">beatles</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/censored/default.aspx">censored</category></item><item><title>The Rise and Fall of Lindsay Lohan</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/25/the-rise-and-fall-of-lindsay-lohan.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:45:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:179296</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>6</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=179296</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/25/the-rise-and-fall-of-lindsay-lohan.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/23-End/lindsay1%20crop.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/23-End/lindsay1%20crop.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We try not to dwell on the weight fluctuations of celebrities, since our greatest collective fear on this blog is-- shot in the dark-- that someone will point out our own problems with bacon cheeseburgers and failed diet plans.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;But when the entire internet is worried that Lindsay Lohan is starving herself to death, we really have no choice but to investigate. Thankfully, we didn&amp;#39;t have to spend all our waking hours on this or stare too hard at the evidence... it&amp;#39;s pretty clear from this topless shoot Lohan did recently for Hedi Slimane that there&amp;#39;s at least one thing wrong with her...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Drumroll, rimshot... &lt;i&gt;she has fake boobs&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;For years, scientists and other observers (i.e. mean bloggers) have commented that Lindsay&amp;#39;s bust enhanced at precisely the time she transitioned to &amp;quot;adult&amp;quot; roles. (Unfortunately, not that kind of &amp;quot;adult&amp;quot; role.) No one could say definitively... until now, at least, according to those same mean bloggers. They&amp;#39;re playing the &amp;quot;told you so&amp;quot; song and pointing out that the new ultra-skinny Lindsay should have sagging breasts, what with all the weight loss.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;In other words, if we were going to title this article more
inappropriately, it would be headlined: &amp;quot;The Rise and Rise of Lindsay
Lohan&amp;#39;s Boobs.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Here&amp;#39;s what they&amp;#39;re referring to-- the only two boob pictures from the shoot:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/23-End/lindsay1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/23-End/lindsay1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/23-End/lindsay2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/23-End/lindsay2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;What do you think? Does this prove, disprove, or have no bearing on the theories? Also, um, should we give her one of our bacon cheeseburgers or something? Disturbing stuff...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Via Hedi Slimane&amp;#39;s &lt;a href="http://www.hedislimane.com/fashiondiary/index.php" target="_blank"&gt;website&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/17/today-in-the-apocalypse-barbie-is-even-skinnier.aspx"&gt;Today in the Apocalypse: Barbie Got Even Skinnier&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/02/sloppy-seconds-why-sam-won-t-leave-lindsay.aspx"&gt;Sloppy Seconds: Why Sam Won&amp;#39;t Leave Lindsay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/08/caption-this-lindsay-lohan-s-boobs-and-sam-ronson-s-eyeline.aspx"&gt;Caption This: Lindsay Lohan&amp;#39;s Boobs And Sam Ronson&amp;#39;s Eyeline&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/19/kate-moss-stocks-up-on-beer-strips-for-new-york-magazine.aspx"&gt;Kate Moss Stocks Up On Beer, Strips For New York Magazine&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=179296" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/bacon/default.aspx">bacon</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lindsay+lohan/default.aspx">lindsay lohan</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/celebrities/default.aspx">celebrities</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/breast+implants/default.aspx">breast implants</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/weight+loss/default.aspx">weight loss</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/boobies/default.aspx">boobies</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mean+girls/default.aspx">mean girls</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/topless+photos/default.aspx">topless photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/anorexia/default.aspx">anorexia</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/bulimia/default.aspx">bulimia</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/topless+model/default.aspx">topless model</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sfw/default.aspx">sfw</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/real+or+fake/default.aspx">real or fake</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/eating+disorder/default.aspx">eating disorder</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheeseburgers/default.aspx">cheeseburgers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/implants/default.aspx">implants</category></item><item><title>I Hate Myself For Loving You: Lily Allen</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/11/i-hate-myself-for-loving-you-lily-allen.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:09:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:173899</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>6</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=173899</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/11/i-hate-myself-for-loving-you-lily-allen.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lily4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lily4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Lily Allen, I don&amp;#39;t know your music. Lily Allen, I&amp;#39;m not even sure why you&amp;#39;re famous-- I believe there were some hit singles a few years back and your most recent song is #1 in Britain right now. But #1 hits don&amp;#39;t mean anything these days... you really need a good topless scandal... or a pregnancy... or a public spat with Elton John...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Okay, you&amp;#39;ve done all those things... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Your topless scandal was boring though, since you had died your hair a hideous blond tint. The fight with Elton John was in poor taste because you expressed your tacky love for cocaine. But all is forgiven, Lily Allen, because you have gone back to being incredibly hot.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Last night, Lilly performed at the Bowery Ballroom in New York City as part of one of those fake &amp;quot;secret shows&amp;quot; MySpace has been doing. (Remember MySpace? It was that thing that was hot that one time?) She wore a dress that revealed so little, even this pervy photographer for Brooklyn Vegan couldn&amp;#39;t get a crotch shot. And that&amp;#39;s just another reason for us to love her all the more...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lily1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lily1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lily2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lily2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lily3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lily3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lily5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lily5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2009/02/lily_allen_matt.html#more" target="_blank"&gt;BrooklynVegan&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/02/lily-allen-has-something-to-show-you.aspx"&gt;Lily Allen Has Something to Show You&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/09/lily-allen-invents-another-use-for-google.aspx"&gt;Lily Allen Invents Another Use for Google&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 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(You might say, &amp;quot;Eric who?&amp;quot; as did I before that gig. He&amp;#39;s been in &amp;quot;24,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Six Feet Under,&amp;quot; and here&amp;#39;s his &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0050156/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb page&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Apparently, he&amp;#39;ll drop his drawers (or overalls, as the case may unfortunately be) for any camera, even someone approaching him on the street, like photographer Thairin Smothers, as posted on &lt;a href="http://www.worldofwonder.net/2009/02/04/Who_Am_I_/index.php" target="_blank"&gt;World of Wonder&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/balfy2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/balfy2.jpg" border="0" height="284" width="500" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The photos were taken in 1998, but Thairin didn&amp;#39;t realize the model in the middle was known until his housemates recently recognized him in the prints. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/25/thousands-of-naked-japanese-men-reach-for-the-big-stick.aspx"&gt;Thousands of Naked Japanese Men Reach For the Big Stick&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/24/while-you-were-sleeping-what-men-think-women-think-men-want.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: What Men Think Women Think Men Want&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/02/more-nude-rugby-calendar-dudes-for-the-holidays.aspx"&gt;More Nude Rugby Calendar Dudes For The Holidays&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=171693" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/24/default.aspx">24</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+scenes/default.aspx">nude scenes</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/six+feet+under/default.aspx">six feet under</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/thairin+smothers/default.aspx">thairin smothers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photography/default.aspx">nude photography</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/eric+balfour/default.aspx">eric balfour</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/world+of+wonder/default.aspx">world of wonder</category></item><item><title>Scanner Readers Rescuing Vintage Nude Photos For You</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/09/scanner-readers-rescuing-vintage-nude-photos-for-you.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:37:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:163189</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=163189</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/09/scanner-readers-rescuing-vintage-nude-photos-for-you.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/pinup.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/pinup.jpg" border="0" height="416" width="339" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Reader John DeFeo has been restoring vintage pinup photos for two years and he&amp;#39;s decided to share some of his rescue efforts with you, his dearest friends...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Here&amp;#39;s a sample before and after of the restorative power&amp;#39;s of John&amp;#39;s hand (or is it his Photoshop?)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/nude1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/nude1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/nude2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/nude2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Hot damn, indeed. John explains his process, during which each photo was &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;blasted with a compressed air treatment, cured with a non-abrasive treatment called Vitafilm, scanned at 5400 dots-per-inch, and retouched to remove stray hairs, dirt, water stains, holes, scratches, and restored to original color...&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/nude3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/nude3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/nude4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/nude4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;View the full collection &lt;a href="http://www.50nudes.com/portfolio.html" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. Unrelated top photo via &lt;a href="http://www.likecool.com/Home/Accessories/Sin%20in%20Linen%202008%20Pinup%20Calendar/Sin-in-Linen-2008-Pinup-Calendar.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;this link&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/08/Top-5-Sex-Scenes-Set-in-the-Great-Outdoors.aspx"&gt;Top 5 Sex Scenes Set in the Great Outdoors&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/07/who-is-katie-green-and-why-is-she-famous.aspx"&gt;Who Is Katie Green And Why Is She Famous?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/07/in-photo-war-patriots-cheerleaders-outdo-cleveland-cavs-cheerleaders.aspx"&gt;In Photo War, Patriots Cheerleaders Outdo Cleveland Cavs Cheerleaders&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/31/no-wait-the-lithuanian-playboy-calendar-is-what-we-really-wanted.aspx"&gt;No, Wait, the Lithuanian Playboy Calendar Is What We Really Wanted &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=163189" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/pinups/default.aspx">pinups</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photoshop/default.aspx">photoshop</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nsfw/default.aspx">nsfw</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/scanner+readers/default.aspx">scanner readers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographs/default.aspx">photographs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/vintage/default.aspx">vintage</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photography/default.aspx">photography</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/topless+photos/default.aspx">topless photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photo+essay/default.aspx">photo essay</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+1950s/default.aspx">the 1950s</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/vintage+photos/default.aspx">vintage photos</category></item><item><title>Our Favorite Leftover Photos of 2008</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/31/our-favorite-leftover-photos-of-2008.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:41:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:160202</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=160202</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/31/our-favorite-leftover-photos-of-2008.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/middle_school_pregnant_teens.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/middle_school_pregnant_teens.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;While hunting stories on the internet, we often stumble across a photograph that doesn&amp;#39;t work as a story in itself. Case in point, this shot of a naked man fleeing the police in Japan, which we included in &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/12/vicar-happened-to-be-naked-when-he-fell-on-the-potato-with-his-ass.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;an utterly irrelevant post about the vicar with the potato stuck in his butthole&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Then there are photos which never get used for any story, yet we can&amp;#39;t bear to delete them, so they sit all yearlong in the Nerve Photos folder on our desktop. Because, even this late in the game, we can&amp;#39;t bear to dispose of them in the proper computer trash bin, here they are for your insatiable amusement:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/hookers.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/hookers.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/pavementartbatman.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/pavementartbatman.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/batman-suparman-02a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/batman-suparman-02a.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/phone%20sex.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/phone%20sex.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/apocalypse.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/apocalypse.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/yarnball-has-a-prize-inside.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/yarnball-has-a-prize-inside.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/mianus.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/mianus.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/rightani.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/rightani.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/31/no-wait-the-lithuanian-playboy-calendar-is-what-we-really-wanted.aspx"&gt;No, Wait, the Lithuanian Playboy Calendar Is What We Really Wanted &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a 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domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/new+year_2700_s+eve/default.aspx">new year's eve</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/whores/default.aspx">whores</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/year+in+review/default.aspx">year in review</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/leftovers/default.aspx">leftovers</category></item><item><title>No, Wait, the Lithuanian Playboy Calendar Is What We Really Wanted </title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/31/no-wait-the-lithuanian-playboy-calendar-is-what-we-really-wanted.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:50:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:160199</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=160199</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/31/no-wait-the-lithuanian-playboy-calendar-is-what-we-really-wanted.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/playboy2%20sfw.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/playboy2%20sfw.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The year&amp;#39;s almost over and we came &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;this&lt;/span&gt; close to missing out on the best all-female nude calendar of 2009... oddly enough, it&amp;#39;s one photographer&amp;#39;s set for Lithuanian Playboy...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Here we present the best of the best, plus...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/playboy3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/playboy3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/playboy4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/playboy4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/playboy5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/playboy5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/playboy6.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/playboy6.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;...one outtake, which you won&amp;#39;t see anywhere else.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/playboy%201.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/playboy%201.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;All photos via photographer Gediminas Zilinskas, whose &lt;a href="http://zilinskas.net/index.php?option=com_zoom&amp;amp;catid=3" target="_blank"&gt;website is here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt; and features a tremendous selection of tasteful nudes.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/18/top-5-sex-scenes-from-2007.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Top 5 Sex Scenes From... 2007&amp;nbsp; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/03/sexy-priest-the-2009-calendar-from-the-vatican.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Sexy Priest: The 2009 Calendar... From the Vatican&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/29/sasha-grey-completely-naked-in-fake-new-american-apparel-ad.aspx"&gt;Sasha Grey Completely Naked in New American Apparel Ad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=160199" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/playboy/default.aspx">playboy</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/calendar/default.aspx">calendar</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nsfw/default.aspx">nsfw</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+people/default.aspx">naked people</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/calendar+girls/default.aspx">calendar girls</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/topless+photos/default.aspx">topless photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+women/default.aspx">naked women</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/playboy+bunnies/default.aspx">playboy bunnies</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sexy+photos/default.aspx">sexy photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lithuania/default.aspx">lithuania</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+woman/default.aspx">naked woman</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+woman/default.aspx">nude woman</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+people+in+photo+blogs/default.aspx">naked people in photo blogs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/pool/default.aspx">pool</category></item><item><title>Sasha Grey Completely Naked in New American Apparel Ad</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/29/sasha-grey-completely-naked-in-fake-new-american-apparel-ad.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:56:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:159626</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=159626</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/29/sasha-grey-completely-naked-in-fake-new-american-apparel-ad.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%204.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%204.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We always wondered when advertisements would feature nothing but naked woman and the name of the product (&amp;quot;Cheerios, brought to you by a naked Heidi Klum in a barren studio.&amp;quot;) We shouldn&amp;#39;t have been surprised to see it happening so soon, and with Sasha Grey and American Apparel the culprits...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The above and below photos play in an even-more NSFW version on a blog promoting American Apparel ads. The only indication they are an ad at all (and not a flash version of one of Grey&amp;#39;s pornos) is the American Apparel logo at the end... and the fact that she is wearing yellow socks... in two of the shots...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%203.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%203.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%201%20crop.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%201%20crop.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%202%20crop.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%202%20crop.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%202%20crop.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/sg%202%20crop.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;According to &lt;a href="http://reversecowgirlblog.blogspot.com/2008/12/my-new-american-apparel-ad.html" target="_blank"&gt;this blog&lt;/a&gt;, written by Nerve&amp;#39;s own Susannah Breslin, which has the fullest version of the Flash ad, the photo shoot was done by the same woman responsible for this memorable billboard:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/aa%201.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/aa%201.jpg" border="0" height="337" width="449" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/10/more-olga-kurylenko-nude-photos-surface.aspx"&gt;More Olga Kurylenko Nude Photos Surface&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/22/the-gamer-next-door-models-your-last-minute-gifts.aspx"&gt;The Gamer Next Door Models Your Last-Minute Gifts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/05/better-than-porn-whiskerino.aspx"&gt;Better Than Porn: Whiskerino&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/18/top-5-sex-scenes-from-2007.aspx"&gt;Top 5 Sex Scenes From... 2007&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=159626" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/porn+star/default.aspx">porn star</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/porn/default.aspx">porn</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/advertisements/default.aspx">advertisements</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/american+apparel/default.aspx">american apparel</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nsfw/default.aspx">nsfw</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+people/default.aspx">naked people</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/pornography/default.aspx">pornography</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sexism/default.aspx">sexism</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nerve.com/default.aspx">nerve.com</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sasha+grey/default.aspx">sasha grey</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/topless+photos/default.aspx">topless photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/billboard/default.aspx">billboard</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sexy+photos/default.aspx">sexy photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+woman/default.aspx">naked woman</category></item><item><title>Obama Was A Pimp: Or At Least the 80's Made Him Look That Way</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/18/obama-was-a-pimp-or-at-least-the-80-s-made-him-look-that-way.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:13:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:157583</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=157583</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/18/obama-was-a-pimp-or-at-least-the-80-s-made-him-look-that-way.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/obama3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/obama3.jpg" border="0" height="329" width="331" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;If these were meant to be flattering, why would you leak them to the New York &lt;i&gt;Post&lt;/i&gt;, a &amp;quot;newspaper&amp;quot; that despises Obama?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Wait a minute... &lt;i&gt;Time&lt;/i&gt; Magazine named Obama Person of the Year, found these photos, and then instead of publishing themselves, let the &lt;i&gt;Post&lt;/i&gt; have these before anyone else? For whatever reason they&amp;#39;ve been appropriated, we&amp;#39;ll share them without comment:&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/obama1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/obama1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/obama2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/obama2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/obama4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/obama4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/obama5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/obama5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;These photos, by the way, were taken in 1980 by an acquaintance at Occidental College and locked in a safe-deposit box to ensure they were not used for political purposes during the election. More about the photographer and the photos &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/12182008/news/politics/o_was_cig_man_on_campus_144729.htm" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; (warning: it&amp;#39;s a New York &lt;i&gt;Post&lt;/i&gt; article, the fuckers.) &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/18/did-obama-sell-out-the-gays-rick-warren.aspx"&gt;Did Obama Sell Out The Gays?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/18/while-you-were-sleeping-update-on-the-pole-dancing-video-game.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: Update on the Pole Dancing Video Game&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/17/video-from-crazy-churchies-santa-claus-a-fag-rapist.aspx"&gt;Video From Crazy Kansas Churchies: Santa Claus a Fag, Rapist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/15/while-you-were-sleeping-george-w-bush-under-attack.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: George W. Bush Under Attack&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=157583" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/politics/default.aspx">politics</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Barack+Obama/default.aspx">Barack Obama</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographs/default.aspx">photographs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/smoking/default.aspx">smoking</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photography/default.aspx">photography</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photo+essay/default.aspx">photo essay</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photo+blogging/default.aspx">photo blogging</category></item><item><title>Scanner Highs and Lows: So Long, Good Luck, and Pass the Turkey</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/28/scanner-highs-and-lows-so-long-good-luck-and-pass-the-turkey.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:22:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:150797</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=150797</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/28/scanner-highs-and-lows-so-long-good-luck-and-pass-the-turkey.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/23-End/turkey.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/23-End/turkey.jpg" border="0" height="287" width="432" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This week, we said goodbye to Scanner Nicole... and a few turkeys, most of which were killed by Sarah Palin&amp;#39;s henchmen.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;HIGHS:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Newsflash: Kim Cattrall&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/25/kim-cattrall-the-magically-naked-52-year-old-woman.aspx" target="_blank"&gt; looks great naked&lt;/a&gt;. Seriously, though, she&amp;#39;s 52. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nerve hosted &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/26/nerve-and-hendrick-s-gin-sip-in-style-in-san-francisco.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;another Hendricks Gin party&lt;/a&gt;, this time in San Francisco. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Maybe &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/25/don-t-mess-with-my-governor-turkey-guy-from-sarah-palin-video-speaks-out.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;this turkey death story&lt;/a&gt; will scare a few people into becoming vegetarians.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/25/do-you-want-to-watch-weird-swedes-put-on-condoms.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Sweden&lt;/a&gt; is unintentionally funny. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#39;s still time for you to &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/25/scanner-giveaway-signed-elton-john-dvds.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;win a signed Elton John DVD&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And you can play &amp;quot;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/24/porn-star-or-democrat-politician-mustache-video.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Guess The Stache&lt;/a&gt;: Democrat or Porn Star?&amp;quot; till the end of time. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;LOWS: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nicole &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/26/auf-wiedersehen-adieu-scanner-nicole-is-leaving-you.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;left us&lt;/a&gt;, but like the musical career of Jay-Z, she&amp;#39;ll be back someday... &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Won&amp;#39;t someone think of the &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/26/while-you-were-sleeping-the-gyllenhaal-divorce.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Gyllenhaal&lt;/a&gt; children? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;ll have to think of a Dexter-worthy vigilante justice for &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/26/no-remedies-for-upskirting-and-downblousing.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;upskirt photographers&lt;/a&gt;. You know, minus the whole killing and dismembering part of Dexter.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Speaking of pervs, they&amp;#39;re lurking outside &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/26/today-in-sweden-teen-sex-for-booze-on-the-rise.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;your local liquor store&lt;/a&gt; these days. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/25/sloppy-seconds-joe-the-plumber-s-new-homeland-security-gig.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Joe the Plumber&lt;/a&gt; may never go away. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh boy... &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/26/video-exploding-turkey-deep-fry.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;more turkey death&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Newsflash #2: Chipotle is &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/24/yes-scanner-emily-chipotle-will-make-you-fat.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;fattening&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And all the &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/24/sloppy-seconds-secret-celebrity-weddings-who-done-it.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;celebrities seem to be getting married&lt;/a&gt; behind our backs. Not only are they not inviting us and paying for our airfare, they&amp;#39;re not exploiting their own love lives for professional gain anymore! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=150797" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/porn+star/default.aspx">porn star</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/thanksgiving/default.aspx">thanksgiving</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/mustache/default.aspx">mustache</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/vigilantes/default.aspx">vigilantes</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex/default.aspx">sex</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/elton+john/default.aspx">elton john</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sweden/default.aspx">sweden</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/celebrities/default.aspx">celebrities</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/maggie+gyllenhaal/default.aspx">maggie gyllenhaal</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/perverts/default.aspx">perverts</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/thanks+for+the+mammaries/default.aspx">thanks for the mammaries</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/scanner+highs+and+lows/default.aspx">scanner highs and lows</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/kim+catrall/default.aspx">kim catrall</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jake+gyllenhaal/default.aspx">jake gyllenhaal</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/san+francisco/default.aspx">san francisco</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/scanner+nicole/default.aspx">scanner nicole</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Chipotle/default.aspx">Chipotle</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/turkey/default.aspx">turkey</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+woman/default.aspx">naked woman</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/joe+the+plumber/default.aspx">joe the plumber</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hendrick_2700_s+gin/default.aspx">hendrick's gin</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/dexter/default.aspx">dexter</category></item><item><title>64-Year-Old Woman's Nude Picture Sells For 10,000 Euros</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/14/64-year-old-woman-s-nude-picture-sells-for-10-000-euros.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:55:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:146706</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=146706</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/14/64-year-old-woman-s-nude-picture-sells-for-10-000-euros.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/08-15/euros.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/08-15/euros.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;An elderly woman has gone the full monty for no reward whatsoever, except to say, &amp;quot;Ha ha, I have more guts than any of you young ladies with your airbrushing and artfully-placed furs.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A New York photographer just sold this photo for a whopping 10,000 euros... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The photo below is the only copy we could track down. If anyone comes across an uncensored version, we&amp;#39;ll post it here immediately. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/08-15/nell.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/08-15/nell.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Better yet is this self-proclaimed feminist&amp;#39;s response to the local idiots in the press (although the ones supporting her aren&amp;#39;t that much more helpful-- censoring the photo? You pansies.)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Speaking to the &lt;/i&gt;Herald&lt;i&gt; about the 
  painting earlier this week, Nell said: &amp;quot;I thought it was lovely. We&amp;#39;re 
  naked as nature intended.&amp;quot; 
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;
When &lt;/i&gt;Herald&lt;i&gt; columnist Terry Prone criticised the naked pose, Nell said: &amp;quot;It 
  basically says &amp;#39;look at me, I&amp;#39;m f**ked&amp;#39; but I think it is beautiful.&amp;quot;
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;
Nell said she agreed to be a model on the grounds that she was &amp;quot;showing 
  the body for all its age.&amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt; [&lt;a href="http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/around-town/because-im-worth-it--nells-nude-portrait-sells-for-euro10000-1539348.html" target="_blank"&gt;Herald&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;As our week wraps up here at Scanner, tonight we&amp;#39;ll drink to you, Madame...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/28/this-week-in-gayness-guy-attacked-at-anti-proposition-8-rally.aspx"&gt;This Week In Gayness: Guy Attacked At Proposition 8 Protest&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/01/san-francisco-street-fair-would-make-the-marquis-de-sade-proud.aspx"&gt;San Francisco Street Fair Would Make The Marquis de Sade Proud&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/11/hero-of-the-day-90-year-old-woman-served-lunch-by-half-naked-man-and-it-s-her-make-a-wish-wish-too.aspx"&gt;90-Year-Old Woman Served Lunch By Half-Naked Man (And It&amp;#39;s Her Make-A-Wish Wish, Too)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/11/the-greatest-dive-bars-the-clermont-lounge.aspx"&gt;The Greatest Dive Bars: The Clermont Lounge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=146706" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/elderly/default.aspx">elderly</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/old+and+crazy/default.aspx">old and crazy</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photo+of+the+day/default.aspx">photo of the day</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographs/default.aspx">photographs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+people/default.aspx">naked people</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/old+people/default.aspx">old people</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photography/default.aspx">photography</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Europe/default.aspx">Europe</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/auction/default.aspx">auction</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/older+women/default.aspx">older women</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+woman/default.aspx">naked woman</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/old+people+sex/default.aspx">old people sex</category></item><item><title>Some of the Hottest Women in the Country All Got Naked Together</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/05/some-of-the-hottest-women-in-the-country-all-got-naked-together.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:12:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:143467</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=143467</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/05/some-of-the-hottest-women-in-the-country-all-got-naked-together.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/hp%20gina-gershon.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/hp%20gina-gershon.jpg" border="0" height="570" width="377" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;For 40 smackers (in today&amp;#39;s, you know, &lt;i&gt;perfect&lt;/i&gt; economy), a copy of Timothy White&amp;#39;s &lt;i&gt;Hollywood Pinup&lt;/i&gt; could be yours. And, let us say, based on all available evidence, it would surely be worth your bottom dollar. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;However, you would do almost as well just to see all the best photos from its steamy pages, after the jump...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Batting first is Angie Harmon, who we&amp;#39;re pretty sure voted for John McCain yesterday. Luckily for her, she has other redeeming ass-pects to her personality...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/hp%20angie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/hp%20angie.jpg" border="0" height="508" width="523" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Up next is the always jailbait-looking 23-year-old Michelle Trachtenberg:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/hp%20michelle-trachtenberg.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/hp%20michelle-trachtenberg.jpg" border="0" height="771" width="572" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Kate Hudson, you probably have a pretty decent personality, but how can we pay any attention to that when you pose for see-through ass shots?&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/hp%20kate-hudson.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/hp%20kate-hudson.jpg" border="0" height="511" width="588" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;You can see Susan Sarandon &lt;a href="http://yeeeah.com/?attachment_id=20840" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; and a nearly-butt-naked Rebecca DeMornay &lt;a href="http://yeeeah.com/?attachment_id=20839" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. Meanwhile, we&amp;#39;ll leave you with Mary-Kate Olsen... who normally we want nothing to do with. (We&amp;#39;re in that minority of guys who think it&amp;#39;s creepy to lust after the Olsen twins. Nonetheless, enjoy!)&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/hp%20markykate.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/hp%20markykate.jpg" border="0" height="900" width="383" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Ah... now we get it.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/04/gisele-bundchen-finds-another-excuse-to-take-off-her-clothes.aspx"&gt;Gisele Bundchen Finds Another Excuse To Take Off Her Clothes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/04/while-you-were-sleeping-the-naked-mannequin-orgy.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: The Naked Mannequin Orgy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/03/kate-winslet-takes-it-off-for-vanity-fair.aspx"&gt;Kate Winslet Takes it Off for Vanity Fair&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/31/20-year-old-teacher-strips-for-her-students-on-video.aspx"&gt;20-Year-Old Teacher Strips For Her Students... 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Nobody cares about you American Photo, just give us your half-naked snaps of Gisele and move along...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Seriously, though, we do dig Gisele on a non-superficial level as well, and our speculation on her personality is confirmed by the photographer:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;His favorite Gisele? &amp;quot;It would be the chill Gisele, which is just us
hanging out on vacation, with her acting silly and laughing in front of
the camera,&amp;quot; Nino Muñoz says. &lt;b&gt;&amp;quot;Although sexy Gisele in six-inch pumps isn&amp;#39;t bad, either.&amp;quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/giselemag3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/giselemag3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/gisele_bundchen2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/gisele_bundchen2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/giselemag.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/giselemag.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The above totally pointless photos via &lt;a href="http://www.popphoto.com/americanphotofeatures/5600/the-art-of-gisele.html" target="_blank"&gt;American Photo&lt;/a&gt;, of course. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/23/while-you-were-sleeping-the-last-true-supermodel.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: The Last True Supermodel&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/17/gisele-bundchen-s-latest-nude-shoot-may-be-her-finest-work-yet.aspx"&gt;Gisele Bundchen&amp;#39;s Latest Nude Shoot May Be Her Finest Work Yet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/03/did-you-vote-then-babeland-would-like-to-give-you-a-free-sex-toy.aspx"&gt;Did You Vote? 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isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:131081</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=131081</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/26/naked-women-of-curling-2008.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/curling%201.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/curling%201.jpg" border="0" height="454" width="454" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Can you believe it&amp;#39;s been three years since photographer Ana Arce founded the Women of Curling calendar and caused millions around the world to sit up and exclaim, &amp;quot;Wait, what the hell is curling again?&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Now Arce is back, with what, based on these exclusive snaps, promises to be her best year ever...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;First, we present you the photographer herself, who is a Spanish curler and may have been our Crush of the Week if that alleged hacker hadn&amp;#39;t stolen Scanner Emily&amp;#39;s heart...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/curling%203.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/curling%203.jpg" border="0" height="463" width="361" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;...followed by a few favorites from the past and present calendars...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/curling%204.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/curling%204.jpg" border="0" height="587" width="388" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/curler%205.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/curler%205.jpg" border="0" height="495" width="384" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/curler%206.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/curler%206.jpg" border="0" height="307" width="463" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;On the safe for work end, we particularly enjoy &lt;a href="http://www.anaarce.com/Calendario%20Curling/Cal213fp.htm" target="_blank"&gt;this mermaid&lt;/a&gt;... and less sfw, &lt;a href="http://www.anaarce.com/Calendario%20Curling/Cal204fp.htm" target="_blank"&gt;this tree dweller&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;You can check out all of the models at &lt;a href="http://www.anaarce.com/Calendario%20Curling/A-Curling%20Calendar.htm" target="_blank"&gt;Arce&amp;#39;s page&lt;/a&gt; announcing the calendar. Her press release states that the 2009 fundraiser edition, entitled Fire On Ice, is &lt;a href="http://www.micalendardemo.com/woc/" target="_blank"&gt;available now via Curling News&lt;/a&gt;... and, best of all, it&amp;#39;s a whopping 36 months long... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;All photos by Ana Arce. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Related:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 style="font-weight:bold;" class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/22/while-you-were-sleeping-posing-nude-for-fun-or-charity.aspx"&gt;Motorcycle Party Features Screaming Orgasm Contest, Rampant Nudity&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/22/while-you-were-sleeping-posing-nude-for-fun-or-charity.aspx"&gt;Posing Nude For Fun Or Charity&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 style="font-weight:bold;" class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/10/pervy-ex-teacher-in-ohio-gets-off-with-probation.aspx"&gt;Pervy Ex-Teacher In Ohio Gets Off... 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However, we kind of wish they were even racier...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/16-22/ellen%20p3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/16-22/ellen%20p3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/16-22/ellen%20p2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/16-22/ellen%20p2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check out the article &lt;a href="http://www.allure.com/magazine/2008/10/ellen_pompeo" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Related&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/05/who-would-you-rather-house-vs-mcdreamy.aspx"&gt;Who Would You Rather: House vs. McDreamy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/25/sloppy-seconds-brad-and-angelina-and-the-french-brawl.aspx"&gt;Sloppy Seconds: Brad and Angelina and the French Brawl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/17/sloppy-seconds-project-runway-a-bunch-of-slackers.aspx"&gt;Sloppy Seconds: Elizabeth Hasselbeck Not Sure What A Vibrator Is For&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=128439" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/television/default.aspx">television</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/grey_2700_s+anatomy/default.aspx">grey's anatomy</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sfw/default.aspx">sfw</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/allure/default.aspx">allure</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ellen+pompeo/default.aspx">ellen pompeo</category></item><item><title>Howard Schatz Reminds Us How Much Steamier Sex Is Underwater</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/04/howard-schatz-reminds-us-how-much-steamier-sex-is-underwater.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:41:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:124098</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=124098</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/04/howard-schatz-reminds-us-how-much-steamier-sex-is-underwater.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/howard%201.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/howard%201.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Fleshot has alerted us to photographer Howard Schatz&amp;#39;s stunning collection of underwater nudes, which are now available on his website. Most of these were published in his celebrated 2007 book &lt;i&gt;H20&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;H20 is now exhibiting in Innsbruck, Montreal, and Louisville... but we present a grand tease of some of the finest shots we&amp;#39;ve come across...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/howard%203.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/howard%203.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/howard%204.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/howard%204.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/Howard%202.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/Howard%202.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;To read more about Schatz and his show, check out his website &lt;a href="http://www.howardschatz.com/index.php?gallery=UNDERWATER::2::1" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Related&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/25/national-topless-day-is-a-gigantic-success.aspx"&gt;National Topless Day Is A Gigantic Success&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/29/scanner-highs-and-lows-michael-phelps-rules-the-blog.aspx"&gt;Scanner Highs And Lows: Michael Phelps Rules The Blog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/29/skinny-dip-sandwich-free-to-all-plungers.aspx"&gt;Skinny Dip Sandwich Free To All Plungers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/18/video-of-the-day-are-the-olympics-a-trap.aspx"&gt;Video of the Day: Are the Olympics a Trap? 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So for the past several years, he&amp;#39;s been making glorious photos abroad... glorious, glorious photos...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The above photo is from a June shoot in Dublin Bay, Ireland. We&amp;#39;ve been unable to find sufficient photos direct from Spencer&amp;#39;s camera; we&amp;#39;re showing the AP photo so you don&amp;#39;t have to miss out. The below is from his record-breaking photo shoot in Barcelona last year:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/08/01-07/barcelona%201.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/08/01-07/barcelona%201.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;For the above photo, Tunick had his models arrive at a closed-off boulevard before sun-up, hoping to avoid traffic accidents and too much gawking from the locals. It worked-- in spite of frigid temperatures, over seven thousand people participated, besting the previous record of 4,500 by an Australian photographer.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/08/08-15/mexico%202.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/08/08-15/mexico%202.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/08/08-15/mexico%201.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/08/08-15/mexico%201.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The above photos are from his 18,000 person shoot in Mexico City, &lt;a href="http://laughingsquid.com/spencer-tunick-photographs-18000-nudes-in-mexico-city/" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;, in May of last year.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Now, Tunick is about to launch a major new show in London (&lt;a href="http://www.spencertunick.com/upcoming.html" target="_blank"&gt;check out his website&lt;/a&gt; and its excellent opening photo for more.) The exhibit, which opens September 5th, is entitled &amp;quot;Adventures in Architecture,&amp;quot; and may shed some light on what Tunick&amp;#39;s aim is... besides to get as many people naked as possible, of course:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Spencer Tunick&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Explorations in Architecture&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
				&lt;div class="date"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;5 Sept - 4 Oct 2008&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
				&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Hales Gallery have been working with New York based artist Spencer Tunick for the last 10 years.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;His large-scale participatory performances involving thousands of
naked bodies are well known around the world. His work combines
sculpture, performance and land art that consistently features
skillfully posed nudes juxtaposed in urban and natural environments.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;This show at Hales Gallery &lt;b&gt;focuses on his works which operate
against the backdrop of architectural forms, integrating the massed
soft forms with the harder angular elements&lt;/b&gt; of the various buildings he
chooses to appropriate.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Read more at &lt;a href="http://halesgallery.com/exhibitions/_17/" target="_blank"&gt;Halles Gallery&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Related&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/07/artist-spencer-tunick-could-get-a-priest-naked-in-church.aspx"&gt;Artist Spencer Tunick Could Get a Priest Naked in Church&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/25/weddings-from-hell-a-photo-essay.aspx"&gt;Weddings From Hell: A Photo Essay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/05/eva-mendes-too-hot-for-tv-way-too-hot-for-work.aspx"&gt;Eva Mendes: Too Hot For TV, Way Too Hot For Work&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/28/sloppy-seconds-ron-wood-s-mistress-in-the-buff.aspx"&gt;Sloppy Seconds: Ron Wood&amp;#39;s Mistress In The Buff&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/15/nude-bicyclists-protest-global-warming.aspx"&gt;Nude Bicyclists Protest... Global Warming?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/04/this-week-in-gayness-chelsea-clinton-out.aspx"&gt;This Week in Gayness: E-Harmony Doesn&amp;#39;t Want You&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=115945" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/new+york/default.aspx">new york</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/london/default.aspx">london</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photo+of+the+day/default.aspx">photo of the day</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nsfw/default.aspx">nsfw</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+bodies/default.aspx">naked bodies</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+people/default.aspx">naked people</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/architectural+porn/default.aspx">architectural porn</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/spencer+tunick/default.aspx">spencer tunick</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photo+essay/default.aspx">photo essay</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category></item><item><title>Lindsay Price: "I'm Afraid To Pose Naked," Poses Naked Anyway</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/28/lindsay-price-afraid-to-pose-naked-poses-naked-anyway.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:06:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:112779</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=112779</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/28/lindsay-price-afraid-to-pose-naked-poses-naked-anyway.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/23-End/lindsay.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/23-End/lindsay.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipstick_Jungle_%28TV_series%29" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Lipstick Jungle&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, the redheaded stepchild* of Candace Bushnell (yeah, one of her &lt;i&gt;other&lt;/i&gt; books), isn&amp;#39;t back on the air until September. But NBC is already pushing hard for the Brooke Shields-led &amp;quot;comedy-drama&amp;quot; to become a breakout hit this fall... &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;...and they&amp;#39;re backing it up with glorious, pointless nude photo shoots for its stars and supporting also-ran&amp;#39;s. Chief among these is the Esquire photo shoot Lindsay Price did this month, for which she did an as-told-to story... about doing a nude photo shoot:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The week before the shoot, I worked out harder than I had in
my entire life. I was anxious all week. The day of the shoot, I had
fantasies of driving to Mexico to avoid doing it. I took the longest
shower of my life, exfoliating, moisturizing, paying really close
attention to where I shaved. I went to the set in my baggiest jeans and
my most comfortable sweatshirt -- a really antisexy outfit.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The photographer and I worked out some poses while I was still
wearing my robe. My heart started beating a mile a minute when he told
me it was time to get started, because I knew I’d have to take off the
robe. I just yanked it off and threw it to the side really quick. I’ve
been skydiving, and this was so much scarier than jumping out of that
plane.&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Luckily for connoisseurs for the female form, Lindsay dropped any pretense of being scared and just bared it all. Covered up, of course-- this is &lt;i&gt;Esquire&lt;/i&gt;, after all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/23-End/price%20by%20j%20bennett%20fitts.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/23-End/price%20by%20j%20bennett%20fitts.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lindsay wholeheartedly encourages others to strip away their inhibitions for the camera:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Since the shoot, I’ve started taking a good look at myself every time I
get out of the shower. And I’m pleased. I definitely take a little
longer getting dressed now. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.esquire.com/features/what-it-feels-like/nude-photo-0808" target="_blank"&gt;Esquire&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;Disclaimer*: This is not to disparage redheads. We have a special affinity for redheads. Please see sidebar photos for more.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=112779" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Sex+and+the+City/default.aspx">Sex and the City</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/television/default.aspx">television</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographs/default.aspx">photographs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/NBC/default.aspx">NBC</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photography/default.aspx">photography</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/esquire/default.aspx">esquire</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/photographers/default.aspx">photographers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/brooke+shields/default.aspx">brooke shields</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lipstick+jungle/default.aspx">lipstick jungle</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lindsay+price/default.aspx">lindsay price</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/candace+bushnell/default.aspx">candace bushnell</category></item><item><title>Step Brothers Will Be Terrible, Step Clones Would've Been Way Funnier</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/22/step-brothers-will-be-terrible-step-clones-would-ve-been-way-funnier.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:08:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:111444</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=111444</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/22/step-brothers-will-be-terrible-step-clones-would-ve-been-way-funnier.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/16-22/step%20clones.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/16-22/step%20clones.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;PosterBoyNYC is a Flickr photographer who, as you can see above, doctors those enormous and always obnoxious subway ads.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After the jump, a look at our favorite cut-and-paste jobs from this Urban Prankster...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/16-22/bullshit.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/16-22/bullshit.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/16-22/vacation.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/16-22/vacation.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/16-22/whores.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/16-22/whores.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There are plenty more, even a handful that are arguably better than all of the ones we&amp;#39;ve included above, at &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/26296445@N05/" target="_blank"&gt;Flickr&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://urbanprankster.com/2008/07/step-clones/" target="_blank"&gt;Urban Prankster&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=111444" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category 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