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Group Sex Goes Terribly Wrong

Emily Farris — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 22:29:00 GMT

In July of 2007, Steven Bartley and his lady friend took two men home from a local bar. They smoked some drugs, and Bartley supposedly passed out while is partner gave one of the other men head. When the third man, Steven Jones, tried to join in the fun, however, the woman got upset and woke Bartley, who then ordered the men to leave.

But when Jones refused ("I’m not leaving until I have sex with your missus."), Bartley decided he'd just throw him out. Literally.

After 15 minutes of arguing and a phone call to police, Bartley said “he lost it” and shoved Jones over the balcony. Jones landed on his head and was treated for a fractured skull and hematoma at an area hospital.

Bartley received two and a half years in prison, with his sentence to be suspended after six months.

[APP: Group-sex partner tossed over balcony for refusing to leave orgy]

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Some People Just Don't Understand How Aliens, Orgies and Obama Go Together

Emily Farris — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:41:00 GMT

Damnit! We were so busy moving we missed Global Orgasm Day. Not that we'd have done much about it if we'd remembered; we were on the road with Dad.

Unfortunately, we're not the only ones who missed out on the Global-O. A group in Israel had to cancel its giant orgy after receiving multiple threats.

The orgy, set to take place in Tel Aviv, was organized by the Raelian movement—a religion founded on the belief that humankind was created by aliens—and organizers expected at least 250 people of all sexual orientations to participate. But at the last minute, the party was canceled due to public pressure and threats on the owner of the venue where it was to all go down.

The event was part of Global Orgasm Day, which exists to "to effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy."

This particular GOD, according to its organizers, was celebrating the election of Barack Obama and "the hope for change that he has stirred in our hearts." And yes, they mentioned the "Global OOObama Facbor."

Exactly 36 Hours Until the Global-O

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While You Were Sleeping: Kate Moss Doing Nude Orgy For Music Video

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:18:00 GMT

The Dalai Lama is too exhausted for a world tour-- even a world tour that involves medical testing.

The first woman to ever face bigamy charges in Kentucky is on the run. Warning: do not marry this crazy nutjob.

Led Zeppelin have returned to the studio! Oh, but there's a small catch...

Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones and Jason Bonham have been working on new material - without frontman Robert Plant.
Drummer Bonham... admits the new songs could be destined for a new Led Zeppelin album...

He says, "At the moment, all I know is I have the great pleasure to go and jam with the two guys and start work on some material. When I get there (in the studio) I never ask any questions..." [Starpulse]

Dr. Dre's son died over the weekend.

Madonna compares McCain to Hitler in her new in-concert video.

The Game stepped up the rap community's attacks on Jesse Jackson.

Yes, you read that headline right: Kate Moss' boyfriend is in a band called We Are (Not) Sex People, known for their terrible name. The lead singer says that Moss will appear, in the buff but filmed discreetly, in the middle of an orgy in a brothel:

Frontman Dan Summers commented: "Jamie [Hince, Moss's boyfriend] has nothing to worry about but there will be lots of nudity.

"Kate will play a sexy, young version of Cynthia [Payne, a famous London madam.] And we’d all give our right ears to be that bunny rabbit she fools around with."

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Women Host Sex Party With Six Teenage Boys

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:33:00 GMT

We didn't get to Friday's big orgy story, mainly because we were totally weirded out by it and needed some time to let it all sink in.

Back in April, two women in Bucks County, PA hosted a sleepover involving a half-dozen local 14- and 15-year-old boys, an incident which only just came to light in the past few days. The arrest of the dangerous duo on a variety of the usual charges (unlawful contact with a minor, corruption of minors, etc.) leaves us with several dangling questions...

Angela Honeycutt, 38, and Lynne Long, 45, both of Bucks County, Pa., are accused of a series of allegedly sexual incidents April 14 as the teens, ages 14 to 16, attended a sleepover at Long's Lower Makefield home.

Honeycutt, a mother of two young children, is accused of having sex with a 14-year-old and performed sex acts with a 15-year-old, CBS3.com reported. [Fox News]

1) Why were the boys there in the first place? You need six boys to babysit your kids or something? Seems to us that Long is less innocent than she seems in the molestations carried out by Honeycutt. (Honeycutt is accused of having sex with one boy, going down on another, letting yet another finger her, and of flashing all the boys at once, among other crimes. Honeycutt, by the way, did not live with Long and is an unexplained presence in the house that night.)

2) How did this stay quiet for so long? While we, no matter how traumatized by these events, could never tell our parents of our involvement in it, apparently one of these teenage boys has a more open relationship with his folks. The question isn't about telling them-- rather, how was it kept quiet for so long? High school is full of bragging, rumor, and just general nastiness-- you would think someone of authority would've found out within two months. Maybe kids are getting better at keeping their ranks tight-- or, as we fear the most, they were so disturbed by what happened that they couldn't tell a soul. Until they did...

3) What the hell was Angela Honeycutt doing there? (And no, "Angela Honeycutt" is not the name of any porn star we could find.) It was Lynne Long's house, after all, and Long had nothing to do with what happened beyond watching and telling the kids to keep mum. Was this some sick setup/conspiracy engineered by the women together to host a wild orgy?

We may never know... and so we move on...

Teen Prisoners Have Wild Sex Party on Valentine's Day

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:00:00 GMT

It seems some Australian teens took a page from our homeboy Corey Worthington over Valentine's Day. Unfortunately, these teens were juvenile delinquents who were supposed to be guarded and locked down but who instead paid an unexpected and well-received visit to a nearby girl's dormitory.

Having spent time in the tank as a teenager myself, speaking strictly as Scanner Brian, I can definitely say that I would've rather snuck out to visit the girl's prison than to make any sort of daring escape. Then again, I would've probably been too terrified to just waltz into another prison and propose a wild orgy on Valentine's Day, as these lovable tykes apparently did:

A Territory mother said she was "furious" when her 15-year-old son - who is serving three months for a minor crime - told her he had taken part in the jailhouse sex escapade.

"He told me that they had all had sex in the one room - it was a big Valentine's Day sex romp," the 31-year-old mother said.

The guards had left the doors open-- in the male and female lock-ups, it appears-- on Valentine's Day and the guys and girls congregated for some consensual lovemakin'.

The mother said her son and the other teens had laughed off the orgy as "fun and games".

But she said several parents were now "in talks" with a lawyer about possibly taking civil action. "One father of a girl involved said he was going to sue the pants off them," the mother said.

Yep, that prison is in deep doo-doo. Ironically, the party animal of the Aussie nation has shrugged off the wrath of his parents and is going into the party-making business big time. Man, and we thought America had f-ed up that whole parental guidance thing...

[Link: News.com.au]

[Previously: Famous Glasses.]

Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Emily Farris — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:35:00 GMT

Apparently horny crocodiles in a Papua New Guinean coastal community are causing so much trouble—including killing a man!—that authorities are ordering that the crocodiles be put down. We have to wonder what the man was doing diving in the middle of a crocodile orgy. Croc blocking, anyone?

Also, we had to rip that headline off from The Courier Mail. It was too good.

[Image via solarnavigator.net]

Soccer Pro Sex Scandal Number Two: Now THAT'S More Like It!

Bryan Christian — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:56:00 GMT

God bless you, News of the World and soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo. There's no video, but nonetheless: you've done us all proud!

Previously: Soccer Pro in Most Boring Sextape Scandal Ever?