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Celibate Priest Publishes Sex Advice Book

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:54:00 GMT

It's being touted as "The Catholic Karma Sutra," which is hilarious enough to warrant its own story. The book is by a man who goes by the name of Father Ksawery Knotz, and he's a celibate monk residing in Poland, where his book is selling like sexy hotcakes.

But what does some monk, probably a virgin, know about fornicating? And don't say "depends on if it's with young boys..."

Sex As You Don't Know It: For Married Couples Who Love God is heating up Poland's bestseller lists but, thankfully, several international publications were able to obtain copies. Between two or three of them, we put together a compendium of classic quotes from the text:

"Every act -- a type of caress, a sexual position -- with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God.

"During sexual intercourse, couples can show their love in every way, can offer one another the most sought-after caresses."

"Contrary to common belief, the Church does not ban the pleasures of the flesh.”

Husbands must "take care that women experience pleasure... [requiring] extra efforts on the part of the husband."

"Oral Sex is Moral" reads the headline for one chapter, when translated into English

One news source adds: "He says that there is a lot of negative talk about sex in the church, and in his book he wants to reject everything negative and compares it to a football match. Fouls are not allowed, but sex is matches in various leagues. They can be great like in the Premier League, or boring like some local match, he explains. Besides that, the priest considers oral sex and caressing totally normal."

His website, in Polish is apparently here. Sourced from here and here and here.

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Masturbate-A-Thon 2009 Champion One Horny Dude

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:14:00 GMT

Did any of our Bay Area readers attend the 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon last week? We would've been there, but we were too busy getting laid-- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha.

Seriously, some guy named Masanobu Sato shattered his previous record for longest solo jerk at the annual event, with a cringe-inducing total of...

9 hours and 58 minutes. Dude, what, nine hours was fine, but you couldn't handle moving into the double digits? Sato spoke with San Francisco Weekly to explain just how the hell someone has a ten hour boner without 100mg's of Viagra...

The Snitch: What was the secret to you going for nearly 10 hours?

Sato: "My abundant imagination was a key to my triumph firstly. Secondly, I trained a lot in Japan from the time I won the 1st prize last year. I swam twice a week, and gained about 5 kgs in muscle.That helped me a lot, too in terms of stamina. Thirdly, the variety of sensations each TENGA gave me was ideal for long masturbation. Without those variety sensations, my dick would feel the same sensation for a long time, which would paralyze my dick in the end. I use as many as 10 different TENGAs so that my dick avoids being paralyzed."

There you have it gents-- the reason you're only able to last 30 seconds, even when picturing members of The View in your head, is because you're not working out enough.

Was there any point you felt you couldn't go on? How did you get through those moments?

"Yes. Twice I felt I couldn't go on. I took great advantage of Japanese pornos as I prepared. Also I imagined many supporters in Japan including my girlfriend, family, co-workers etc...that I can't let them down."

Were you exhausted afterward?

"Definitely. I was so exhausted that I couldn't get up on time next day when I was supposed to go to airport to go back to Japan. Luckily, I didn't miss the flight though."

Did you ever have an orgasm?"Yes. I've come once in a halfway round. I continued masturbating without taking any rest or becoming flaccid then."

By the way, TENGAs are a sex toy shop that's being promoted by the champion wanksta... in case you can't read his shirt.

Sato goes on to mention a World Championship this month in Copenhagen (road trip!) and ends with these unforgettable words:

I'm very happy that my family understands me well. Ordinary families in Japan don't do so. I wonder how US families are like....

Are you kidding me? Every Mom and Dad in America thinks their unmarried children are all virgins who don't even know what masturbation means...

Read the rest of the interview and see photos from the event here.

Celebrate National Masturbation Month with the Masturbate-a-Thon

How Much is an Orgasm Worth to You?

Emily Farris — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:33:00 GMT

We appreciate that the world at large would like us women to have better orgasms. But we have to wonder how much of that concern is really just pharmaceutical companies trying to make a profit off of what they would like us to believe is a sexual dysfunction. Do we really need to buy an Orgasmatron? And have laser surgeries? And test out vibrators in exam rooms? In her new documentary, Orgasm Inc., filmmaker Liz Canner explores the billion-dollar industry that revolves around the female orgasm. Though the movie doesn't premiere until next month, we have the not-incredibly-safe-for-work trailer after the jump.

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Semen Now Considered A Dangerous Weapon In Oregon

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:35:00 GMT

Last June, a woman who had recently broken up with her boyfriend was shopping with her young daughter at the Portland, Oregon Target, just minding her own business. Out of nowhere, her scorned lover approached her and threw-- not acid-- but his own spunk in her face, while the little girl looked on in horror.

The man's eventual convicted for assault wasn't enough for Oregon legislators. Earlier this week, they made it a crime more akin to sexual assault, with greater punishments, and passed a bill making the act of throwing your semen at someone a crime. (The state House passed it unanimously; now the moves on to the Senate, where it will likely have smooth sailing.)

We're not entirely pleased with what we expel during sex either and are always surprised (but in no way appalled) that our partners haven't minded handling it. But having it thrown on you in a public place? This is one of the few bills in the history of humankind that we can all get behind.

Meanwhile, men the world over continue to glorify an arguably degrading practice. The most popular photos of the morning were these Got Milk "parodies" from a Russian tease magazine:

Story via OregonLive.

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The One Way You Never Thought You'd Have An Orgasm

Ina Maier — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Largely considered no small feat, the female orgasm is an oft-discussed, sometimes mythical thing. You can pick up any issue of Cosmo and find 3 separate articles about all "95 Ways To Improve Your Sex Life!!!", but we're almost 100% certain that this is one way that Cosmo missed...

According to the New York Times, there's a new documentary coming to 20/20 episodes everywhere titled, "Orgasmic Birth." The premise, as you might have guessed is "'the best kept secret' of child birth – that some women report having an orgasm as the baby exits the birth canal."

We kinda wanna call shenanigans-- then again, Scanners Brian, Emily, and even Nicole have all called it before. We also kind of wanna call this one more way we will never, ever, have an orgasm. Because, trust us, we don't need Cosmo to tell us 95 ways that work, and we're pretty sure that despite whatever this documentary says, having a miniature human being plow its way through our birthing canal ain't gonna feel pretty.

Also: babies. Ew.

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Now Sweden Has Its Very Own Orgasm Church

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:46:00 GMT

A Swedish court handed down a decision last week acknowledging that The Madonna of Orgasm Church (the other Madonna) had a right to registration as a faith organization, which, according to news reports, is some sort of slap in the face to Christians...

Originally, the Legal, Financial and Administrative Services Agency (Kammarkollegiet) had refused the church’s registration application on the grounds that its name may offend Christians.

What, because of the word Madonna? Man, those freaks need to get over themselves.

According to the Skånska Dagbladet newspaper, the idea for the church came to Bebeacua, who is the church’s self-appointed cardinal, after a painting of his entitled 'The Madonna of Orgasm' sparked protests requiring police action during the 1992 World’s Fair in Seville, Spain.

“The orgasm is God, the orgasm should be worshiped,” Bebeacua told the Kvällsposten newspaper.

“The orgasm is the ultimate feeling of lust, it shouldn’t be limited to ejaculation. You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking ‘Wow!’”

Bebeacua says his church has a few hundred followers, but we beg to differ: it's more like hundreds of millions, all of whom would probably welcome climaxing via landscape, if only we could figure out how the hell that's going to happen...

Via the Local.

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Halle Berry Has Better Sex Than You

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:57:00 GMT

Halle Berry is taking advantage of being recently named Esquire's Sexiest Woman in the World with a new interview that will blow most of your minds.

In it, the Oscar-winning actress discusses her sex life and how she's not only the hottest celebrity in the Western world but also its best lay...

Berry says, "You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That's all true, and, in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damn good orgasms.
"(They're) much better orgasms than when I was 22, and I wouldn't let a man control that. Not anymore. Now, I'd invite them to participate.
"I've learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I'm not all about frequency; I favour intensity."
Calling into the Oprah show in America on Friday, Berry revealed she felt inspired to talk openly about her sex life after Esquire named her their sexiest woman.
She said, "I was astonished. I was like, 'I've just had a baby. Don't you guys know..? This isn't the year to pick me for this.' I thought, 'Well, you know, it might be a really good year to talk about some things and talk about what sexy really is.'"
And she joked, "When I mentioned the big 'O' I'm sure when people first read it (article), they thought I was about to talk about Oprah."
Berry admitted that if her romance with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry ever ended, she wouldn't be looking for a toyboy to satisfy her sexually. She confided, "Men in their 20s? Forget it."

We resent that last remark... although we'll keep our weekends open in case she's available to be proved wrong.

Via IMDB.

Motorcycle Party Features Screaming Orgasm Contest, Rampant Nudity

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:44:00 GMT

Back when we were alerting you to the triumphant success of the New Zealand Boobs on Bikes parade, we agreed with the readers that it wouldn't be long before a copycat event (or two) sprung up stateside.

It turned out one was coming up soon... and it's already been a success once before, as evidenced by these (nsfw!) photos...

Brooksville, FL has been hosting these rallies for years and have raised over $30,000 on behalf of various military organizations, including disabled veterans, via the local marine corps. This time, however, they want to break out the "Wet T-shirts, Screaming Orgasms, Pole Dancing" and, um, "Frozen T-Shirt Contests." Hmm. Also, judging by the photo below, there is some sort of stand where you can get booze that a woman runs over her breasts and is funneled through a maze of ice. Or something.

As far as these photos, we'll give up on explanations and let them speak for themselves:

"Mom... thanks for letting me come to the party with you, but... please!"

The 4th Annual Old School Biker Rodeo kicks off on Halloween day... unless the county commission has its way. According to the St. Petersburg Times, the Hernando County event is in jeopardy because, even though the event was permitted last year, the committee finally got around to checking out the organization's website and... whoops, yep, the above photos were all there, plus a helluva lot more. And it doesn't help that there are the aforementioned contests to consider, either.

Luckily, the same guy who arranged for Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to appear at the event as part of a Simple Life 2 episode is filing an appeal... and he used to lead the commission. So, in other words, there's a good chance the event will go on as scheduled. Charity rules!

Top photo (from Boobs on Bikes) via China Daily, last photo via Flickr, story via Tampa Bay.

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Cosmo and AskMen in Steel Cage Match Battle of the Sexes

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:20:00 GMT

We'd to see a good brawl between the silly people behind Cosmopolitan and AskMen.com.

Until that $39.95 pay-per-view event, we'll settle for this war of online words, over AskMen's "Top 10 Things Only Men Can Do" (which even we're not brash enough to subject anyone to) and Cosmo's response, "21 Things Women Can Do That Guys Can't." Oooooooh! No, you didn't...

Worst Of AskMen's List: #10: Go topless. (Really, women can't? Where do you live, dude?); #9: Hold our liquor (We were at a Wilco concert last night and apparently Tim Robbins was passing out behind us.) #1: Age well. (Seen Sophia Loren lately, anyone? Or Helen Mirren, you bastards?)

Best of AskMen's List: #3: Pee standing up. (We'd like to add: pee in public, even between cars, when necessary... and sometimes even get away with it.)

Worst of Cosmo's List: #1: Get preggers. (99% of all men are glad it works out that way. Not that we don't admire you for the ability, just we we're glad the Pregnant Man thing isn't going to happen to us.) #3: Ask for directions. (Oh, when are we going to forget that false, tiresome cliche?)

Best of Cosmo's List: #2: Fake it. (Sadly, we can't have what she's having.) #6: Have multiple orgasms. (Yeah, but Viagra solves that discrepancy.) #12: Wing it on the dance floor... convincingly. (Agreed.)

Read the AskMen original and the Cosmo retaliation here.

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7 Tips For Getting Knocked Up

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:39:00 GMT

Or... if you're like us.. you're trying not to get somebody pregnant... either way, these tips are important to remember...

-The more you know about your menstrual cycle, the easier it will be for you to pinpoint your most fertile days

-You're at your most fertile during the five days leading up to and the 12 hours following ovulation.

-Researchers have found that a suction effect is created when the female partner achieves orgasm, something that causes the cervix to draw sperm into the vagina more efficiently.

Great. As if guys need another reason not to bring a woman to orgasm. (Of course, if you're trying to have a baby, ignore this ignorant remark.)

-Avoid vaginal sprays, scented tampons and artificial lubricants, all of which may interfere with your babymaking plans.

-It's a good idea to remain in a horizontal position for at least five minutes after you've finished making love.

-Studies have shown that it takes normal, fertile couples an average of six months to conceive, and most doctors consider anything up to one year to be well within the range of normal.

You can read more from author Ann Douglas, including more detailed explanations of the above, at this site.

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Today in WTF: Childbirth Orgasm Video

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:18:00 GMT

"Orgasmic birth. It will change the way you feel about childbirth... and yourself... forever."

Yes, but if we found out our Moms had done this, we might end up just a wee bit traumatized to find out. Although we should add that we're not against it or anything and we're certainly not going to stop anyone from climaxing for any reason, at any time. [Whoops! Typo fixed-- for some reason this went up before it was finished, incomplete thoughts, sentences, and missing words and all. Sorry about that! No offense intended! Snark intended, though.]

Is this trailer for a supposed documentary yuck... or yum? In any case, this video creeps us the hell out. It reminds us way too much of something produced by the Church of Scientology, know what we mean? Not the act of it-- the video makes the act seem weirder than it is.

Strollerderby has a similar reaction: not against the act, certainly it's a little on the stranger side of the life, but totally weirded out by the clip.

[B]efore you say, "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it," let me be the first to tell you that trying it isn't an issue, because it'll never happen.

You tell me what the creepy factor is. For me, on a scale of one to ten, this is an eleven. But maybe I'm just uptight.

Reader reaction was divided, mostly in favor of the practice:

1) No, you're uptight.

2) The concept isn't creepy. The background music is. Eew.

Our sentiments exactly. One day, someone is bound to make a video about childbirth orgasms that one doesn't constantly expect a laughing and smirking Tom Cruise to come popping out of.

More on this war of words, via Strollerderby.

Scanner Highs And Lows: Privates And Privacy

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:51:00 GMT

This week, we got down with O.P.P. You remember O.P.P....

Scanner Emily is off to Vegas and will talk about all her naughty, naughy adventures uncensored.

We caught TV talking heads in mid-"O."

Angelina talked about her private sex life that's not really that private.

We told people how to find your G-spot. You're welcome.

We got nostalgic for indecent exposure.

Scanner Nicole delved deep into the sex lives of the elderly. And lived.

We showed you a baby with an extra penis. On his back.

We exposed phone sex workers for what they are. Which is... uh... phone sex workers.

We exposed uppity, meddling do-nothings who videotape lingerie shoppers.

Our guest blogger Steve rose a stink on Fark with his blasphemous assertion that Jesus-- gasp!-- had short hair.

And Scanner Brian and Scanner Emily had dueling stories about our married lives in 1939 vs. today. Thank God things have changed.

Now go out and enjoy your private life... in public, if you must. We promise not to write about it.

The Face of the Orgasm

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:00:00 GMT

TV reporters will do anything, including have sex and orgasms on camera, if it means career advancement.

So it's no surprise that someone put together this lovely, hilarious, and often arousing screenshot compilation of various Fox News reporters and other TV-talking-heads getting off live on the air...

Here are some of our favorites:

There's more... if you have that kind of time on your hands.

PET Scans Reveal Women's Emotions Shut Down During Orgasm

Bryan Christian — Tue, 20 May 2008 12:53:00 GMT

Ladies, any of y'all care to comment about this? Seems like a weird assertion to make, even after reading the science involved. Actually, we once got with a girl who erupted into fits of laughter when she came; surely that couldn't have been a function of emotionlessness.

Wait, hang on -- she was really coming, right? Right?

Website of the Day: 101 Things Every Man Should Know

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:30:00 GMT

We're not sure why these are specifically things a man should know... or if he really needs to learn them at all. (Must we learn how to smoke cigars, for example, if we think people who smoke cigars smell like a barf-filled A train at 4am?)

There are some obvious entries in the WEBook page for "101 Things Every Man Should Know..."

It's Not What But How A Man Does [there are no direct links]

Plan A Romantic Vacation

How To Make Your Place Fit For Female Company

...and some less-obvious, more gender-neutral ones:

How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket

Changing The Tire On A Car

How To Roll A Joint

We're pretty sure we'll never need to know how to fake an orgasm, but WEBook Writer Melissa has other suggestions on this thread, which you should comment on: What SHOULD every man know how to do?

(Also, check out "Looking Good in A Speedo," which we expected to consist of two words ("You don't") but instead, miraculously, goes on for almost 1,100. And most importantly, the site is a work-in-progress and is still accepting submissions. We may write something about Chivalry And Not Expecting To Be Rewarded For It...)

Via 101 Things Every Man Should Know How To Do.

Photo of one of the great gentlemen, Cary Grant, courtesy of Ultra Orange.

We'll Donate To Spermcube.org If You Will

Bryan Christian — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:57:00 GMT

It's been a while since we've encountered something that made us throw up in our mouths a little. Last time around, it was yogurt cultured from someone's hoo-hah. Now... now, it's a cubic meter of refigerated sperm being collected by French artist Philippe Meste. Yuck.

The ‘Spermcube’ contains all the possibilities of life, all possible figures in distressing agglomeration, one on top of the other, without a background, or with their own interlacing and gesticulation as background, a biopolitically incorrect machine celibataire that generates anonymity, undifferentiated and powerless life.

Sure does. You know what else it's got? 264 gallons of goopy, clotted spooge. Ohhh, yeesh... right now, in our throat, it feels like we just did that one shot of tequila where you're like "Seriously, that was fucking stupid," and start to figure out where the nearest exit/bathroom is.

Still, we like art, and we like random French shit, and we like having orgasms, so we'll make a pledge to all of you right here and now: if we can get five dudes to commit to joining us, we -- meaning me, Scanner Bryan -- will get over our disgust and pledge to donate a lovin' spoonful of our own little sailors to the project. That apparently entails sending a note to the artist and getting some sort of "donor kit," which we're assuming we fill up and mail back, or maybe they send the Sperm Fairy to get it or something, and probably doing some sort of interview with us about it later so that we can blog it all.

So gentlemen, who's with us?

Sloppy Seconds: The Britney Comeback

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Keith Richards, whose body is 84% heroin-based, urges young people to give up drugs: "Give it up, it ain't really worth it."

Kate Beckinsale, whose body is 104% hot, thinks the best part of that body is her, um, "Pharoah's Tomb." Yes, she actually used that term to describe her privates. "My best feature is unfortunately a private matter," she unfortunately tells Allure, "Although I'm told it is spectacular."

Britney Spears is making her 310th comeback, starting right now. According to AP sources: "She's been working a chair routine out in the studio and is ready to animate it." Cool! You mean, like a cartoon? We could totally see Britney's life being a John Waters film, but maybe not via Pixar Studios.

Amy Winehouse was cleared of all charges related to Ray, Ray or whatever her dude's name is. As part of a plea deal, she agreed to no longer fuck herself in the head with stupid men. Her tears drying, she vowed to get on without her guy... and go back to... blaaack. (Okay, we'll stop now.)

And about the only cool thing to come out of this week's earthquake in the UK was that this couple had some earth-shattering orgasms.

Today in Sex: Headaches

Emily Farris — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:50:00 GMT

No longer can housewives across the country use "honey, I have a headache" as an excuse for not having sex. Thanks to today's Today show, everyone now knows that orgasms make your headache go away. Unfortunately, for those stuck with jarring, chafing non-orgasmic sex, it just makes it worse. But at least you'll still burn some calories.

[Today: Video: Sex and its health benefits]

Cosmetics We'd Like to F*ck: Nars Orgasm Color Stick

Emily Farris — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:03:00 GMT

NARS, the cosmetic company, adds to their line of Orgasm and Multiple Orgasm with their most phallic product yet, the all-over Orgasm Color Stick. We want one. What's hotter than a woman who looks all flushed like she just got off? OK, maybe a woman who looks like she's about to get off, but she's all pink and rosy, too.

P.S. Can you tell Scanner Emily had a brief stint as a beauty writer and misses free stuff?

[NARS: The Multiple, $36.50]

Orgasms from A to Zed

Emily Farris — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:43:00 GMT

A British MILF has put together the "Orgasm Dictionary," supposedly detailing every kind-of orgasm from A-Z. We know the BS that selling a book entails, so we can't necessarily fault her for pushing it with these, um, variations:

The In-Flight Orgasm – also known as the Mile High – is “achieved while in an aeroplane lavatory,” according to her Orgasm Dictionary.

And the PA Orgasm Broadcast is defined as “an orgasm that is accidentally broadcast over a PA system”.

Unless there's a better kind-of orgasm that begins with the letter "P?"

Also, you have to love The Sun for making everything very clear for us.

Is that one filed under "S?"

[The Sun: Orgasm mum's Ahh to Z of sex]

How to F*ck Up Your Kid From Childbirth: Have an Orgasm While He Makes His Way Down the Birth Canal

Emily Farris — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:00 GMT

Sometimes we stumble upon a website we wish we wouldn't have. One such example is orgasmicbirth.com. In case you were wondering, it's exactly what you think it is.

Orgasms can be great pain relievers, yes, but it doesn't exactly seem like that's what they're going for here. And sometimes these things happen by accident. But purposely having your first experience with your living, breathing child be an orgasmic one? Well, that's a little too new age-y, even for us.

If you're into that sort of thing, they're making a documentary about it. And we do know a few men who are really into pregnant ladies. So maybe someone will be glad we found this site.

[Via MomLogic]