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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : orangutans</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/orangutans/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: orangutans</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>How to Make a Baby at Least 15 Times More Adorable</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/19/how-to-make-a-baby-at-least-15-times-more-adorable.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:27:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:157961</guid><dc:creator>Nicole Pasulka</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=157961</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/19/how-to-make-a-baby-at-least-15-times-more-adorable.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/monkeybaby.gif"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/monkeybaby.gif" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is Emily. She&amp;#39;s two. Pretty cute, right? Now what would you say if we told you this photo of Emily is about to go from cute to so adorable you might accidentally stab yourself? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Put away the sharp objects, folks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/monkey%203.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/16-22/monkey%203.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The orange one on the left is Rishi. He was born in an animal sanctuary and rejected by all the males in his group and then sent to The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (TIGERS) in Miami, Florida. When photographer Barry Bland went to take some pictures of Rishi, he brought along his daughter Emily and, well, now we might have to be hospitalized. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think Scanner Emily moved to Kansas City? We know the real story. That girl totally ran off to play Janet to Rishi and Emily&amp;#39;s Jack and Chrissy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2008/12/08/toddler-befriends-an-orphaned-baby-orangutan.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Babble&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Related:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/17/fuck-you-penguin-cute-animals-with-mean-captions.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Should You Find Yourself Needing a Break from The Lolcats&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/17/going-to-kansas-city.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;TTYL, or, Kansas City Here I Come&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=157961" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/babies/default.aspx">babies</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/so+cute+we+want+to+eat+it/default.aspx">so cute we want to eat it</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/baby+animal/default.aspx">baby animal</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/orangutans/default.aspx">orangutans</category></item></channel></rss>