http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nerve+blogs/default.aspxTags: nerve blogsenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/15/oh-happy-day-or-time-to-update-your-bookmarks.aspxFri, 15 May 2009 17:14:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:204567Emily Farris4http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=204567http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/15/oh-happy-day-or-time-to-update-your-bookmarks.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/david-hasselhoff-79.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/david-hasselhoff-79.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Hey there, Scanners. </font></p><p><font size="2">Scanner Emily here with some news you can use: we have updated our software. Yes, when you jump, you&#39;ll jump to the correct place, when you click &quot;back&quot; you&#39;ll end up where you were before. Can you even believe it?! Neither can we. But this means if you want to keep getting your daily dose of WTF, you <i>must</i> update your bookmarks and blog readers to <b><a href="http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/" target="_blank">this link</a></b>.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">You hear? There will be no more posts at this URL —no more Scanner Emily, Brian, Colleen, Ina or Drew. You&#39;ll just look at this post forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. So please, please, please visit the <a href="http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/" target="_blank">NEW and IMPROVED Super Scanner</a> and update your bookmarks and blog readers accordingly.&nbsp;</font></p><p><b><font size="3"><a href="http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/" target="_blank">Go there now</a></font></b>.&nbsp; <font size="2">We&#39;ll see your sexy ass when you get there. </font></p><p>Thanks and love,</p><p>Scanner Emily <br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=204567" width="1" height="1">scannerdailyscanner.comurlsdaily scannernerve blogswordpresssoftwarejumphttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/12/kama-sutra-chocolate.aspxTue, 12 May 2009 20:47:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:203844Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=203844http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/12/kama-sutra-chocolate.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/05/kama-sutra-chocolate.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/05/kama-sutra-chocolate.jpg" alt="" align="" border="0" height="402" hspace="4" width="402" /></a></p> <p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/05/12/kama-sutra-chocolate.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: What is it about chocolate and sex that go so well together? Never mind, I think I figured it out.</font></p><p><font size="2"> Anyway, want the Kama Sutra in chocolate form? So do I, but this solid milk chocolate bar only comes in one Kama Sutra position of your choice. Which is too bad, because there&#39;s an even better, naughtier version of the Kama Sutra in Chocolate:</font></p><p><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/05/12/kama-sutra-chocolate.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></font><br /></b></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=203844" width="1" height="1">chocolatesexfoodkama sutrafood we'd like to fucknerve blogsblog feedthe modern materialstkarma sutrakama sutra chocolatehttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/jennifer-aniston-can-t-stop-getting-naked.aspxWed, 06 May 2009 19:39:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:202364Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=202364http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/jennifer-aniston-can-t-stop-getting-naked.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/Jennifer_Aniston_new_smart_water_ad.0.0.0x0.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/Jennifer_Aniston_new_smart_water_ad.0.0.0x0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/06/jennifer-aniston-just-can-t-stop-getting-naked-photo.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: It&#39;s true, Jennifer Aniston has had a difficult couple of years in the press, who, for whatever reason, can&#39;t seem to stop telling everyone about the many ways in which she&#39;s lonely and desperate to have a baby.&nbsp; But, as the saying goes, when life sends you lemons, make lemonade -- or take every opportunity to get naked and show everyone how smoking hot you are.&nbsp; In doing so, not only will you heap burning coals (fueled by the fires of your hotness) on the heads of your critics, but it&#39;s also more badass and artful than wearing a sign that says, &quot;Desperate <i>this</i>.&quot; </font></p><p><font size="2">Case in point: J. Aniston&#39;s revealing new photo shoot for Smart Water...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/06/jennifer-aniston-just-can-t-stop-getting-naked-photo.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=202364" width="1" height="1">picturesnakednaked picturesjennifer anistonthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feedsmart waterjennifer aniston nakedhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/most-dangerous-chair-ever-for-your-balls.aspxTue, 05 May 2009 22:33:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:202045Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=202045http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/most-dangerous-chair-ever-for-your-balls.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/05/stakechair.png"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/05/stakechair.png" alt="" align="" border="0" height="504" hspace="4" width="450" /></a></font></p> <p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/05/05/most-dangerous-chair-ever-for-your-balls.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Guys, tell me if you&#39;re with me on this: this chair actually makes my eyes water to look at, and my crotch feel weird. Ladies, I&#39;m curious to see what you think...</font></p> <p><font size="2">[Via <a href="http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Stake-chair/216955">Behance Network</a>]</font></p> <p><font size="2"><i><b>Related: <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/10/calypso-chair.aspx">World&#39;s Most Amazing Chair</a>, <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/05/27/the-7000-lt-s-gt-sleeping-bag-lt-s-gt-chair.aspx">The $7000 [Sleeping Bag] Chair</a>, <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/05/16/chair-2-0.aspx">Chair 2.0</a></b></i></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=202045" width="1" height="1">designstuffnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogschairsdangerousbar stoolshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/domino-s-phallic-pasta-ad-is-too-hot-for-tv.aspxTue, 05 May 2009 18:58:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201929Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201929http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/domino-s-phallic-pasta-ad-is-too-hot-for-tv.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/preview_320_260_1.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/preview_320_260_1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/05/domino-s-phallic-pasta-ad-is-too-hot-for-tv-video.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Domino&#39;s Pasta Dude commercial stars a penis-shaped piece of pasta rapping while thrusting his noodley hips repeatedly at a family of four and saying the phrase&nbsp; &quot;Pasta Dude&quot; (read: &quot;Prostitute&quot;).</font></p><p><font size="2">It&#39;s not really hot, so much as disturbing. </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/05/domino-s-phallic-pasta-ad-is-too-hot-for-tv-video.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201929" width="1" height="1">televisioncommercialsblogsphallicthe remote islandnerve blogscarbsblog feeddominosdomino'sdomino's pizzapasta dudepasta bread bowlsnerve blog feedhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/04/happy-star-wars-day.aspxMon, 04 May 2009 20:31:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201583Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201583http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/04/happy-star-wars-day.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/05/leia.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/05/leia.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="424" width="320" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/05/04/happy-star-wars-day.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Today is (un)officially Star Wars Day. Why May 4th, you ask? May the 4th be with you, of course. You guys know how much we here at MM love our Star Wars paraphernalia. So in honor of this holiest of nerdy holidays, I present to you the geekiest Star Wars product of all time:</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/05/04/happy-star-wars-day.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201583" width="1" height="1">star warsblogsnerve blogsblog feedmay the fourth be with youthe modern materialstmay the 4th be with your2d2r2-d2star wars stuffstar wars dayhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/04/today-in-wtf-mom-tries-to-shame-her-daughter-into-getting-breast-implants.aspxMon, 04 May 2009 20:04:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201581Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201581http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/04/today-in-wtf-mom-tries-to-shame-her-daughter-into-getting-breast-implants.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/true%20life%20boobs.png"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/true%20life%20boobs.png" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/04/today-in-wtf-mom-tries-to-shame-her-daughter-into-getting-breast-implants.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: We&#39;ve always had a semi-tortured relationship with MTV&#39;s <i>True Life</i> documentaries (who could forget the harrowing &quot;I&#39;m Addicted to Crystal Meth&quot; episode of &#39;02? Or the oddly chilling &quot;I Self-Injure&quot; episode of &#39;07?), but it&#39;s been a while since we&#39;ve been as all-out horrified by one as we were this weekend during &quot;I Hate My Small Breasts&quot; in which Nicole, mother to 18 year old Shacole, tries to shame her daughter into getting breast implants. </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/04/today-in-wtf-mom-tries-to-shame-her-daughter-into-getting-breast-implants.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201581" width="1" height="1">tvMTVshametelevisionblogsbreast implantsthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feedtrue lifemothers and daughterstelevision blogshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/01/miss-california-carrie-prejean-appears-in-new-anti-gay-marriage-ad.aspxFri, 01 May 2009 21:36:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201116Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201116http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/01/miss-california-carrie-prejean-appears-in-new-anti-gay-marriage-ad.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/carrieprejean.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/carrieprejean.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/01/miss-california-carrie-prejean-appears-in-new-anti-gay-marriage-ad-video.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Well, she&#39;s certainly not backing down, is she? The commercial is from some group called the National Organization For Marriage and features Miss California&#39;s now-famous &quot;no offense&quot; response to Perez Hilton&#39;s question. Yesterday the Miss USA runner-up joined NOM to launch the &quot;no offense&quot; ad. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090501/tv_nm/us_gaymarriage_prejean;_ylt=AoVY0Upxs5bg1YWp01X1AalpMhkF" target="_blank">This</a> after New Hampshire passed a bill Wednesday to become the fifth state to legalize same-sex marriages. Ms. Prejean, you&#39;re only 21 years old and the world is already passing you by... </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/01/miss-california-carrie-prejean-appears-in-new-anti-gay-marriage-ad-video.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201116" width="1" height="1">gay marriageadvertisementstelevisioncommercialsblogsthe remote islandhomosexualhomophobicanti-gaynerve blogsblog feedscarrie prejeanadhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/30/heidi-montag-nude-in-playboy.aspxThu, 30 Apr 2009 19:02:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:200703Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=200703http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/30/heidi-montag-nude-in-playboy.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/heidi-montag-patriot.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/heidi-montag-patriot.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/30/heidi-montag-nude-in-playboy.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Word is she <i>and</i> Spencer are in negotiations with Hef... </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/30/heidi-montag-nude-in-playboy.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=200703" width="1" height="1">spencer prattheidi montagthe hillsplayboytelevisionpictureshugh hefnernudenakednekkidthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/double-your-pleasure.aspxWed, 29 Apr 2009 22:19:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:200401Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=200401http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/double-your-pleasure.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/Ramos-Doublemint_Twins-censored.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/Ramos-Doublemint_Twins-censored.jpg" alt="" align="" border="0" height="550" hspace="4" width="456" /></a></p> <p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/29/double-your-pleasure-nsfw.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: What is it about retro lithographs that hits on our collective sense of national nostalgia? Actually, that&#39;s probably exactly what it is, but regardless, they&#39;re just... Cool. And these very, very NSFW retro pin-ups by Mel Ramos are a perfect example of this:</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/29/double-your-pleasure-nsfw.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b></font><br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=200401" width="1" height="1">artadvertisementsadsnsfwblogsnudecigarsnakedtoplessnekkidstuffcokenerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogspop arttopless picturesdouble your pleasurebaby ruthcoca colahttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/of-course-prince-got-teased-a-lot-as-a-child.aspxWed, 29 Apr 2009 15:21:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:200247Emily Farris2http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=200247http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/of-course-prince-got-teased-a-lot-as-a-child.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/Prince-Kiss-409478.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/Prince-Kiss-409478.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="460" width="460" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/29/of-course-prince-got-teased-a-lot-as-a-child-video.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Prince was on PBS&#39; <i>Tavis Smiley Show</i> Monday and Tuesday nights, and a running theme throughout the interviews was how much he got teased as a child. Must have been the <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-196646101143773778" target="_blank">raspberry beret</a>. Seriously, can you imagine? The dude is five-foot-nothing, can&#39;t weigh more than a buck twenty, and wears cutoff shirts and <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZSRRivY4xlE/SA4lBHnSgwI/AAAAAAAABN8/fxyZtRZhtzg/s320/prince_ass.jpg" target="_blank">assless pants</a>. That can&#39;t have been a pleasant junior high school experience. Of course, being a musical genius can solve a lot of your problems.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/29/of-course-prince-got-teased-a-lot-as-a-child-video.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font> </p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=200247" width="1" height="1">nerveprincetelevisionthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogsraspberry beretthe tavis smiley showtavis smileyjehovah's witnesseshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/28/quot-sex-and-the-city-quot-sequel-mr-big-is-back.aspxTue, 28 Apr 2009 21:36:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:199989Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=199989http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/28/quot-sex-and-the-city-quot-sequel-mr-big-is-back.aspx#comments<p><font size="2">&nbsp;<a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/l346221e30000_1_21532.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/l346221e30000_1_21532.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/28/quot-sex-and-the-city-quot-sequel-mr-big-is-back.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: <i>Sex and The City</i> fans rejoice! Chris Noth is on board. Sarah Jessica Parker, overlord of all things <i>SATC</i>, said so. </font></p><p><font size="2">SJP also commented on Gilles Marini&#39;s involvement in the project. Turns out she could give less of a shit about that shirtless dancing fool.</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/28/quot-sex-and-the-city-quot-sequel-mr-big-is-back.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b> <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=199989" width="1" height="1">tvSex and the Citytelevisionpenisblogssarah jessica parkerdancing with the starssatcthe remote islandcarrie bradshawpenis picturesnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogssjpdwtssex and the city the moviesex and the city sequelmr. bigsatc sequelgiles marinithe satc moviechris nothhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/28/furverts.aspxTue, 28 Apr 2009 19:19:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:199959Emily Farris2http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=199959http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/28/furverts.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/furvertsphoto.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/furvertsphoto.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="300" width="450" /></a></p><p><font size="1">[Ed Note: Scanner Emily recently ordered this book for herself.]</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/default.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: <b>Furvert</b>: (<i>noun</i>) A combination of the words <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry" target="_blank">furry</a> and pervert, a furvert likes to have sex while dressed up as an animal. Not to be confused with a classic furry, who does not necessarily get off on the animal costume but just likes to wear it (apparently the difference is a fairly controverial issue). <br /><b>Furverts</b>: (<i>proper noun</i>) A book devoted to chronicling the phenomenon of furverts.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">Peek inside <i>Furverts</i> after the jump. Come on, you know you want to:</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/default.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=199959" width="1" height="1">scanner book clubbooksblogsnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blog feedfurvertshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/27/tyra-takes-the-stand.aspxMon, 27 Apr 2009 20:32:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:199654Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=199654http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/27/tyra-takes-the-stand.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/Tyra%20Banks.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/Tyra%20Banks.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/cs/blogs/theremoteisland/default.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Ms. Banks will testify this week in the trial of her (alleged) stalker, who (allegedly) followed her across the country and (allegedly) made her and her staff fear for their safety.</font></p><p><font size="2">This guy is clearly crazy and very frightening. But for a man described as a &quot;hulking drifter&quot;, he sure can clean up. He&#39;s got a sweet court ensemble, perhaps to impress all the people watching the satellites that he believes are constantly watching him... <br /></font></p><p class="readmore"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/cs/blogs/theremoteisland/default.aspx" target="_blank">Read More...</a></b></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=199654" width="1" height="1">America's Next Top ModelTyra Banksstalkersthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feedthe tyra showtaking the standthe tyra banks showbrady greenhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/27/cut-out-the-camel-toe.aspxMon, 27 Apr 2009 19:15:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:199651Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=199651http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/27/cut-out-the-camel-toe.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/camel%20toe.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/camel%20toe.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></font></p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/27/cut-out-the-camel-toe.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: In the realm of things I&#39;d rather not have to worry about is the camel toe. Which is where the <a href="http://www.cuchini.com/default.aspx" title="cuchini" target="_blank">Cuchini</a> comes in: </font><p class="readmore"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/27/cut-out-the-camel-toe.aspx" target="_blank">Read More...</a></b></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=199651" width="1" height="1">camel toenerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feedcuchinihttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/23/syrian-lingerie-seduces-the-world.aspxThu, 23 Apr 2009 18:58:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:198756Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=198756http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/23/syrian-lingerie-seduces-the-world.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/syrian_lingerie_shot.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/syrian_lingerie_shot.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="285" width="425" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/23/syrian-lingerie-seduces-the-world.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: In an article recently published by <a href="http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,619610,00.html" target="_blank">Der Spiegel</a>, the mysterious world of Syrian lingerie is revealed in no small detail. It turns out that Syria has become a hub of all things exotic, lacy, feathered, musical (yes, musical) and otherwise. Here are a few scintillating samples: </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/23/syrian-lingerie-seduces-the-world.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=198756" width="1" height="1">booksunderwearlingerienerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogssyrian lingeriesyriasyrianhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/23/quot-glee-s-quot-jane-lynch-is-glad-ellen-came-out-so-she-didn-t-have-to.aspxThu, 23 Apr 2009 17:39:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:198718Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=198718http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/23/quot-glee-s-quot-jane-lynch-is-glad-ellen-came-out-so-she-didn-t-have-to.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/6a00d83451600969e201156edc365b970c-450wi.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/6a00d83451600969e201156edc365b970c-450wi.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/cs/blogs/theremoteisland/default.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Jane Lynch, of Christopher Guest hilarity and infamy, has had a quick and thunderous rise to comedic success over the last fifteen years or so. But where was she before that? Watching <span style="font-style:italic;">Glee</span>, it&#39;s hard to imagine why any casting director would pass on her brilliant brand of funny. In a chat with Jesse Thorn on <span style="font-style:italic;">The Sound of Young America, </span>Jane explains why she really didn&#39;t work until 40.<span style="font-style:italic;"> </span></font></p><p><font size="2">But that&#39;s not all she talks about.<span style="font-style:italic;"><br /> </span></font></p><p><font size="2">Interview highlights include: Why Jane can’t walk down the street unmolested, what happens when she auditions for male roles, and why she’s so glad Ellen Degenerous took one for the team.</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/cs/blogs/theremoteisland/default.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=198718" width="1" height="1">moviesgaylesbianellenfilmcoming outJane Lynchellen degeneresthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogschristopher guesthttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/the-avn-awards-quot-cockwow-quot-sketch-quot-porn-s-golden-globes-quot-does-comedy-nsfw-video.aspxMon, 20 Apr 2009 19:39:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:197697Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=197697http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/the-avn-awards-quot-cockwow-quot-sketch-quot-porn-s-golden-globes-quot-does-comedy-nsfw-video.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/cockwow-avn-awards.JPG"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/cockwow-avn-awards.JPG" alt="" border="0" height="362" width="480" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/20/the-avn-awards-quot-cockwow-quot-sketch-quot-porn-s-golden-globes-quot-does-comedy-nsfw-video.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: All y&#39;all dumbasses that thought that the AVN Awards were porn&#39;s Oscars, think again! For one thing, in the pre-show to Showtime&#39;s telecast Saturday (delayed months from the January ceremony for what reason???), Best Starlet nominee Sunny Leone opined that it was more like the Golden Globes, which is an analysis that may provide some sort of unimagined insight into the Hollywood Foreign Press, but most likely was just a prearranged segue for red carpet anchor Dave Navarro to talk about her shiny round boobs.</font></p><p><font size="2">And for another thing, well, we don&#39;t remember Billy Crystal ever starring in comedy bits that involved dildos or saying the words &quot;pussy juice&quot;. That&#39;s totally Golden Globes style, right <a href="http://www.clevver.com/tv/videof/227804/2009-golden-globe-awards-video-clip-jack-nicholson-1998.html" target="_blank">Jack Nicholson&#39;s talking asshole</a>?</font></p><p><font size="2">Not for the faint of heart, and very defintely NSFW, but we couldn&#39;t help ourselves. It&#39;s a rarity for porn comedy to be both topical and amusing, and besides, this was too weird <i>not</i> to post.</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/20/the-avn-awards-quot-cockwow-quot-sketch-quot-porn-s-golden-globes-quot-does-comedy-nsfw-video.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=197697" width="1" height="1">boobsJack NicholsonshowtimeAVNtelevisiongolden globesavn awardsthe remote islandshamwownerve blogsblog feed2009 avn awardshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/modern-stalking-man-breaks-into-redacted-s-house-and-twitter-account.aspxTue, 14 Apr 2009 22:46:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:195845Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=195845http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/modern-stalking-man-breaks-into-redacted-s-house-and-twitter-account.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/tila_tequila_cease_desist.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/tila_tequila_cease_desist.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/14/modern-stalking-man-breaks-into-tila-tequila-s-house-and-twitter-account.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: So much stalking happening recently. This one, while extremely modern because of the Twitter angle, is also extremely scary, considering what this guy claimed to have done with [<a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/30/i-guess-we-ll-never-write-about-her-again.aspx" target="_blank">redacted</a>]. According <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/04/radaronline-first-stalker-breaks-tila-tequila%E2%80%99s-house-and-twitter-account" target="_blank">to Radar Online</a>, this tweet was sent from [<a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/30/i-guess-we-ll-never-write-about-her-again.aspx" target="_blank">redacted</a>]&#39;s account:&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/14/modern-stalking-man-breaks-into-tila-tequila-s-house-and-twitter-account.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=195845" width="1" height="1">tila tequilatwitterstalkingthe remote islandblogcease and desistnerve blogsblog feedcease-and-desisthttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/read-porn-in-public.aspxTue, 14 Apr 2009 18:49:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:195749Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=195749http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/read-porn-in-public.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/porn-in-public.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/porn-in-public.jpg" alt="" align="" border="0" height="338" hspace="4" width="450" /></a></font></p> <p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/14/read-porn-in-public.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: You know that old trick where you&#39;d be reading a comic book in class, and put it in your math book so &quot;no-one&quot; would know what you were doing? Time to take it to the next level:</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/14/read-porn-in-public.aspx" target="_blank"><b></b></a><b><a target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=195749" width="1" height="1">dirty picturespornplayboygadgetspornographypornostuffnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feedpublic pornreading porn in publicmagazine coverbook coverhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/13/tools-of-seduction-do-not-disturb.aspxMon, 13 Apr 2009 20:21:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:195416Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=195416http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/13/tools-of-seduction-do-not-disturb.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/hotelroom.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/hotelroom.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="375" width="375" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/13/tools-of-seduction-do-not-disturb.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: There&#39;s just something about a hotel room. Maybe it&#39;s the anonymity, the sense that whatever happens behind those hideous curtains will forever be a secret. Or maybe it&#39;s the free cable (what about ConAir edited for TV and screened at 2am <i>isn&#39;t</i> sexy?). Whatever the explanation, hotel rooms are indeed one of the sexiest places around. So here&#39;s how you can maximize your next hotel visit: </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/13/tools-of-seduction-do-not-disturb.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=195416" width="1" height="1">hotel roomshotelsrachel kramer busselnerve blogssexytimethe modern materialistblog feeddo not disturbbooking a sexy hotel roomtools of seductionsexy hotel roomshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/13/full-frontal-nudity-on-british-afternoon-tv.aspxMon, 13 Apr 2009 19:49:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:195396Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=195396http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/13/full-frontal-nudity-on-british-afternoon-tv.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/life_drawing_wideweb__430x279.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/life_drawing_wideweb__430x279.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/13/full-frontal-nudity-on-british-afternoon-tv.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: More <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169432/Channel-4-nudes-Life-drawing-series-frontal-nudity-6pm.html?ITO=1490" target="_blank">evidence</a> British television is <a href="https://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/27/quot-post-conception-pregnancy-advice-service-quot-ads-on-british-tv.aspx" target="_blank">not at all</a> like American television...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/13/full-frontal-nudity-on-british-afternoon-tv.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font> </p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=195396" width="1" height="1">arttelevisioncensorshipnaked peoplenekkidthe remote islandnekkid peoplenerve blogsblog feedamerican televisionbritish televisionthe bbclife drawingart vs. pornfull-frontal nudityhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/10/out-of-the-office-melora-hardin-gets-an-fx-drama-pilot.aspxFri, 10 Apr 2009 22:01:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194903Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194903http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/10/out-of-the-office-melora-hardin-gets-an-fx-drama-pilot.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/Melora%20hardin.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/Melora%20hardin.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/10/out-of-quot-the-office-quot-melora-hardin-gets-a-drama-pilot.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: You go, Jan Levinson! This and the <i>Hannah Montana</i> movie - Melora Hardin&#39;s on a roll. <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3i81c348259fac112e43199e56063f07ca" target="_blank">This show</a> sounds really cool, and also stars one of our absolute favorite character actors...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/10/out-of-quot-the-office-quot-melora-hardin-gets-a-drama-pilot.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194903" width="1" height="1">the officefxthe remote islandthe wrestlernerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogsLights OutSome Kind of WonderfulMelora Hardinhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/10/is-that-a-flashlight-in-your-crotch-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me.aspxFri, 10 Apr 2009 20:04:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194848Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194848http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/10/is-that-a-flashlight-in-your-crotch-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/light.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/light.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="273" width="354" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/10/merkin-flashlight.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: There are a couple of things wrong with this picture. Can you guess what they are? Let&#39;s see...</font></p><p><font size="2">1) This person has decidedly neon-colored pubic hair. That can&#39;t be natural. <br />2) There appears to be a lighting contraption attached to that pubic hair.<br />3) This faux pubic hair/flashlight contraption is actually for sale:</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/10/merkin-flashlight.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194848" width="1" height="1">gadgetsnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feedflashlightsexy stuffmerkin lighthttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/10/from-scanner-hq.aspxFri, 10 Apr 2009 15:41:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194773Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194773http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/10/from-scanner-hq.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/taking_care_of_business.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/taking_care_of_business.jpg" alt="" align="right" border="0" height="308" hspace="4" width="200" /></a>Just a few friendly reminders from the Scanner business office:<br /><br />1. Yesterday Colleen and I (Scanner Emily) were named among the <a href="http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-1916-Sex--Relationships-Examiner%7Ey2009m4d9-Introducing-the-Sexy-Twitterati-A-whos-who-of-sex--relationships-writers-on-Twitter" target="_blank">Sexy Twitterati</a>. Are you following us yet? <a href="http://twitter.com/scanneremily" target="_blank">@scanneremily</a> and @<a href="http://twitter.com/colleenkane" target="_blank">colleenkane</a>.<br /><br />2. Will you be <a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Nervecom/33144753877?ref=nf" target="_blank">Nerve&#39;s friend—er fan—on Facebook</a>! Pretty please? With a cherry on top? Just think how cool you&#39;ll look to all your other friends. </p><p>3. I&#39;m still in the lead to win $200 for my dog-humping-leg missed connection, but to lock it in I could really, really use your 10 stars. It&#39;s just <a href="http://www.missedtees.com/vote-dogleg1.php" target="_blank">two clicks</a> (one to get <a href="http://www.missedtees.com/vote-dogleg1.php" target="_blank">there</a> and one to <a href="http://www.missedtees.com/vote-dogleg1.php" target="_blank">vote</a>) and you have no idea how much $200 is to a blogger (like $2,000 to a normal person with a real job). <br /><br />4. And just in case you&#39;ve forgotten, you can now reach Scanner directly by typing <a href="http://dailyscanner.com" target="_blank">dailyscanner.com</a> into your address bar. <br /><br />That is all. Happy Friday.&nbsp; <br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194773" width="1" height="1">contestsnervefacebookscanner emilyurlfridaybusinesstwitterscanner blogscanner colleennerve blogstgiftaking care of businessmissed connectionsmy dog humped your legHQleg humpingtwitteratihttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/more-than-meets-the-eye.aspxThu, 09 Apr 2009 20:19:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194520Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194520http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/more-than-meets-the-eye.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/jojo2.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/jojo2.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="370" width="370" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/09/more-than-meets-the-eye.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Ladies (and curious gentlemen), meet JoJo. Designed to fit in the palm of your hand and resemble something between a compact and a portable massager, JoJo is a clit stimulator with a couple of unexpected surprises: </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/09/more-than-meets-the-eye.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194520" width="1" height="1">toysblogsclitorisvibratornerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogsjojoclit stimulatorhiddenhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/mad-men-s-january-jones-is-the-hottest-housewife-on-tv.aspxThu, 09 Apr 2009 16:07:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194393Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194393http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/mad-men-s-january-jones-is-the-hottest-housewife-on-tv.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/january-jones-main.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/january-jones-main.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font> </p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/09/quot-mad-men-quot-s-january-jones-is-the-hottest-housewife-on-tv.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Wipe your mouths and close your office doors. 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She&#39;s seen here in a black corset and what Carrie Bradshaw would call the &quot;naked dress.&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/09/quot-mad-men-quot-s-january-jones-is-the-hottest-housewife-on-tv.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194393" width="1" height="1">mad menthe UKpicturesmagazinesnakedGQnekkidthe remote islandcarrie bradshawnerve blogsblog feedjanuary jonesmagazine coversmayhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/08/shirt-of-the-day-the-new-america.aspxWed, 08 Apr 2009 22:19:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194188Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194188http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/08/shirt-of-the-day-the-new-america.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/wordboner%20new%20america%20gay%20marriage.png"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/wordboner%20new%20america%20gay%20marriage.png" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/08/the-new-america.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Come on America, only 46 more states to go for us to join the progressive ranks of Vermont, Iowa, Connecticut, and Massachusetts in legalizing gay marriage. </font></p><p><font size="2">This shirt is available as anything (t-shirt, hoodie, mousepad, button, etc.) through Wordboner&#39;s store. T-shirts range between $22 and $27, depending on the type of shirt you want (heather, heavyweight, American Apparel, etc.). </font></p><p><b><font size="2">[<a href="http://wordboner.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/Index/design/design/the_new_america-3575447" title="wordboner gay marriage new america" target="_blank">Wordboner</a>]</font></b></p><b><font size="2">Related: <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/05/15/things-gay-people-like.aspx" title="things gay people like apple" target="_blank">Things Gay People Like</a>, <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/09/30/the-gayness-of-it-all.aspx" title="gayness of it all baking is gay" target="_blank">The Gayness of it All </a></font></b><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194188" width="1" height="1">gay marriageconnecticutvermontiowamassachusettsnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogsshirt of the dayhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/08/quot-girl-next-door-quot-kendra-wilkinson-knows-how-to-handle-a-piece.aspxWed, 08 Apr 2009 21:15:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194131Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194131http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/08/quot-girl-next-door-quot-kendra-wilkinson-knows-how-to-handle-a-piece.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/kendra-hank-b_0.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/kendra-hank-b_0.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="292" width="339" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/08/quot-girl-next-door-quot-kendra-wilson-knows-how-to-handle-a-piece.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Let it never be said that former <i>Girl Next Door</i>, Kendra Wilkinson, and fiancé Hank Baskett know how to keep the romance alive in their relationship.&nbsp; It seem regular trips to the shooting range really do the trick... </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/08/quot-girl-next-door-quot-kendra-wilson-knows-how-to-handle-a-piece.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194131" width="1" height="1">gunshugh hefnergirls next doorthe remote islandkendra wilkinsonshootingnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogshank basketthttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/06/things-that-shouldn-t-exist-usb-tampon.aspxMon, 06 Apr 2009 22:01:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:193319Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=193319http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/06/things-that-shouldn-t-exist-usb-tampon.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/usb_tampon.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/usb_tampon.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="205" width="400" /></a></p><p>[Ed Note: Scanner Emily totally disagrees with the sentiment in the headline.]</p><p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/06/things-that-shouldn-t-exist-usb-tampon.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Just when you thought it might be safe to explore ironic flash drives, someone had to go and invent the USB tampon. And guess what? It gets worse:</p><p><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/06/things-that-shouldn-t-exist-usb-tampon.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=193319" width="1" height="1">blogstechnologytamponsnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogsusb drives