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Christian Gay Porn Star Going to Hell, But First Will Be Really Really Internet-Famous

Drew Grant — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:30:00 GMT

So remind me how this works: 22-year old John Gechter a.k.a. porn industry bottom Vincent Desalvo was caught fooling with the wrong gender in a number of films in order to pay his college tuition fee to the Christian Grove City College, and now the college is suspending him out for he "exhibited behavior contrary to the values" of the college. Ironically, he was recognized in his films by another male student, who for some reason isn't getting kicked of school. Meaning that watching gay porn is totally in the spirit of this Bible boot camp, but being caught taking dick instead of communion is not. But wait, there's more!

Meanwhile he's gaining star power through his newfound infamy, and his star is rising faster than Judy Garland. Even Gawker is obsessed with him, which propels his micro-fameballing into a level thought only to exist with Sasha Grey. So while a tipster comments that he should do a "straight for pay" video with Carrie Prejean as penance for his sins, we think that punishment is too harsh. We'll give him to Sasha, or at least someone whose a little less drag-dom than Miss California.

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Carrie Prejean May Lose Her Crown, Keep Her Free Opposite Boobs

Emily Farris — Wed, 06 May 2009 21:33:00 GMT

Yesterday Miss California Carrie Prejean—otherwise known as Opposite Marriage Lady or Free Boob Lady—defended her position on the sanctity of "opposite marriage" in what we presume was a ghost-written statement. And now it looks like her ghost writer is going to have a lot more work coming his or her way if Prejean thinks she's going to get herself out of this one.

As we mentioned more than once, Miss Prejean ~~allegedly~~ saw fit to pose for a few ~~alleged~~ nekkid pictures that surfaced on the Interwebs yesterday. But beauty queens having a few nude pictures in their portfolios is old news (hey, hey, hey, Vanessa Williams!) and while they could cost Prejean her crown—~~you know, if the allegations prove to be true~~—what the directors of Miss California USA are really upset about is the fact that she's speaking out against gay marriage.

Unfortunately, it's not because they just love the gays or equal rights or anything other than bleach and self-tanner. No, it's because Prejean's work with NOM (the National Organization for Marriage) may violate her pretty pink contract.

Before the ladies participate in the swimsuit and talent competitions, all contestants are required to sign a 12-page contract prohibiting whoever (whomever? we never got that one...) holds the title of Miss California from making personal appearances, giving interviews or making commercials without explicit permission from pageant officials. And since being named runner-up at the Miss USA pageant, Prejean not only made televised appearances at her church but, as we all know, became a spokesperson for "opposite marriage," in a very official way.

"There is a contract that all participants sign that is very involved and very intricate and limits a lot of their activities," Keith Lewis, co-director of the California contest, said.

If her crown is revoked, at least she gets to keep her free boobs. We hope.

[ABC: Topless Photos of Miss California Could Cost Her Crown]

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Jennifer Aniston Can't Stop Getting Naked

Emily Farris — Wed, 06 May 2009 19:39:00 GMT

VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: It's true, Jennifer Aniston has had a difficult couple of years in the press, who, for whatever reason, can't seem to stop telling everyone about the many ways in which she's lonely and desperate to have a baby. But, as the saying goes, when life sends you lemons, make lemonade -- or take every opportunity to get naked and show everyone how smoking hot you are. In doing so, not only will you heap burning coals (fueled by the fires of your hotness) on the heads of your critics, but it's also more badass and artful than wearing a sign that says, "Desperate this."

Case in point: J. Aniston's revealing new photo shoot for Smart Water...

Read more...

Now You Can Be Sure You're Chatting With a Hot Girl

Emily Farris — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:03:00 GMT

Each month for Nerve's new photography blog Slice, the editors pick a guest contributor. This month's Slice photographer is Giovanni Cervantes, who is doing week-long studies of four different women, and hosting a live video and chat with each of them on Fridays. Tomorrow you can chat with Cervantes and this week's muse Guilli. And of course we have NSFW pictures of Guilli after the jump.

[Nerve: Slice with Giovanni Cervantes]

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While You Were Sleeping: The Fox News Child Porn Bust

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:08:00 GMT

If the grading system had been abandoned at our high schools, we might have gotten into some better universities.

PJ Harvey is coming to America! Who's buying us a ticket?

Who is Hollywood's most bankable star? Will Smith, followed by a host of males: Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, and-- well-- Brad Pitt's significant other.

Male police officers were punished for taking pictures of themselves at a sizeable party-- each cop was naked and holding a firearm.

Hillary Clinton is bored, wants you to e-mail her. Send her some Scanner links, see what happens.

Have you guys been following the Duff-Dunaway feud? Us neither.

And the Fox News producer arrested for possession of child porn was actually arrested ten years ago for the same crime, and subsequently dropped out of college in Michigan because of it.

So Lap Dances Aren't Acceptable at High School Basketball Games?

Museum Erotica Might Be the Economy's Next Victim

Scanner Emily vs. Sarah Palin

Emily Farris — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:41:00 GMT

Sarah Palin hates me. So much so that she recently slammed me (and a few of my friends and colleagues if I'm being honest here) in Esquire.

"Bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie annoy me….I'll tell you, yesterday the Anchorage Daily News, they called again to ask — double-, triple-, quadruple-check — who is Trig's real mom,” she said, in an interview to be published in the magazine’s March issue.

Perhaps she thinks "Emily Farris" is a pseudonym, or maybe she was alluding to the whole "Scanner Emily" thing, because the bored, pathetic, lying part is right on.

Let's take a little trip down memory lane to September 5, 2008:

Top 5 Rumors We'd Like to Start About Sarah Palin... But Won't

Or perhaps our September 2 story was more your style:

Real or Fake: Nude Sarah Palin Photo?

What about October 4?

Sarah Palin Was not the First Chick to Fire an Automatic Weapon in a Bikini

Hey, at least there was some truth in our coverage of the election on October 7:

Sarah Palin Proves that Sparkles are Just as Important as Foreign Policy Experience

[CNN Politicker: Palin slams 'bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie']

PapSmeared: Donatella Versace Wants Dark Meat

Emily Farris — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 17:44:00 GMT

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Is "Tech Sex" Somewhere Between Cyber Sex and Technical Sex?

Emily Farris — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:12:00 GMT

Oh, sorry. We thought the term "sexting" was the word on the street for teenagers sending sexually explicit text messages from phone to phone, but apparently the "exting" suffix is a little too niche for the broader problem, which is "tech sex."

According to a new poll, one in five US teens has sent nude or near nude images to someone by phone or email, and twice as many have sent "suggestive electronic messages."

We don't really see how this is any different than the coded messages our "friend" used to send to our pager in high school, except this takes all the fun out of us having to consult a phone key pad to figure out that he had a dream that he was shaving our pubic hair.

Anyway, this is apparently a problem, or else there wouldn't be a news story about it, right? But the real problem, as we see it is (as we've pointed out before): if you take naked pictures with your cell phone they will get leaked. We promise.

At least it's not unprotected anal sex.

[AFP: One in five US teens has had 'tech sex': study]

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Because You Know You Want to Make Sexy Time With That Camera

Emily Farris — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:58:00 GMT

We know you like to look at us. Well, you at least like to look at what we write. Your reaction when we post pictures of ourselves tends to vary. Anyway, what we're getting at is that we want to look at you, or at least look at pictures you've taken—if you're an exceptional photo blogger that is.

You see, Nerve is looking for guest bloggers for our new photo blog that will feature a new photographer each month.

Guest Photo Blogger
Nerve is looking for exceptional photographers with a distinguished, tasteful and saucy set of eyes to be guest photo bloggers.

Position Description:
Guest photo bloggers will blog on Nerve.com's new guest photo blog section for one month starting in 2009. This new section will act as a revolving door for talent and to showcase various visual points of view.

Requirements:
You must be an active blogger with a variety of fresh, engaging, and refined variety of subject matter.

How to Apply:
If you’re a photo blogger who would like to be featured on our Photographers site., we’d like to see the following:
1. Your own personal blog site.
2. A CV (.pdf files only please) attached to the email.
3. Samples of your work (samples from your website/blog/ blog address/ etc.)
4. Your thoughts/ideas/ about what your blog would entail for a month.

NOTE: You must be over 18.
Models featured in your images must be 18 or older, and have appropriate model releases.

Send all the above with "GUEST PHOTO BLOGGER" in the SUBJECT HEADER to PHOTO (AT) NERVE (DOT) COM.

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Video of the Day: Sexting

Emily Farris — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:28:00 GMT

If we had to guess, we'd say "sexting" is sending a text message booty call. We'd be wrong. "Sexting," apparently, is "sexy photos being sent from phone to phone.... a trend that teens and their parents ought to know about. "

Because, uh, you could go to jail for it.

via videosift.com

We're going to start using the term our way. Somebody's getting sexted this weekend!

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Kate Winslet Takes it Off for Vanity Fair

Emily Farris — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:33:00 GMT

We're still traveling but we can't wait to get home to our copy of "Vanity Fair." The lovely Kate Winslet is the cover subject, and though we think she's looking a little too thin for Kate Winslet (airbrushing?), she looks amazing. But, of course, Kate always looks beautiful—even if she's just out and about in a t-shirt and jeans. But, yeah, the naked pin-up look is good for her, too.

However, does anyone else think she looks a more like Angelina Jolie than Catherine Deneuve in the cover shot?

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[Vanity Fair via Faded Youth]

Loving, Naked Tributes to Sarah Palin Just Keep on Coming

Nicole Pasulka — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:50:00 GMT

This is a slightly censored photograph of a nude portrait of Sarah Palin on the wall of Chicago's Old Town Ale House. The Ale House is famous for its wall art -- featuring portraits of Albert Einstein and Chris Farley, to name a few -- and last Thursday they unveiled a portrait by the bar's co-owner and resident artist Bruce Elliott of Palin in the buff.

And so, we have, after the jump, Palin in the buff on the wall of the Old Town Ale House via Brian Boyer:

If it isn't odd enough that the painting exists at all, check out Elliott's reply, when asked about the moose:

The moose is there because it realizes she’s going to turn around and blow his brains out.

Uh, intense. Maybe true. Definitely weird. And, since we know by now that there aren't any actual nude or bikini photos of the VP nominee, who served as Elliott's figure mode?

His daughter, Grace.

Sarah Palin's nomination as the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate was the greatest thing to happen to the genre of nude photography and portraiture in the recent history and as a subject, she's quite an inspiration.

Who Would You Rather: Naked Olympic Swimmers Edition

Nicole Pasulka — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:01:00 GMT

We watched us some women's swimming last night, and while it's no beach volleyball, we guess there were some lookers in the pool--er, or, well there were some girls in swimsuits, at least.

OK. So swimmers are not exactly our ideal "type," but despite (or maybe because of) their hulking, ripply shoulders and enormous calves, lady swimmers can't seem to keep their clothes on.

Last week we told you about the naked PETA "protest" poster of Amanda Beard--the US Olympic Swimmer who will take it off for anyone with a camera. Now we hear that French Swimmer and Olympic gold medalist Laure Manaudou has caught a bad case of the leaked naked pics. As far as we can tell, there's no "good cause" motivating these photos, just some free time and a digital camera.

So, in light of all this nudiness we need to know--

Whose lake would you rather swim in: Amanda Beard or Laure Manaudou?

Full nakedness to aid in your decision making after the jump.

Who will it be? The Beard?

Or the Manaudou?

Christina Aguilera Gets Naked for David LaChappelle

Nicole Pasulka — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:09:00 GMT

Peep Xtina on the left on that barrel. It was bound to happen. What? You think just because she has a baby and a (relatively) new squeaky clean image David LaChappelle couldn't get Christina Aguilera to take her drawers off? Dude is better than Spencer Tunick at getting ladies to drop trow.

Nipplier close up after the jump.

[via Lossip]

Naked Women on the Metro Prove Paris Is Officially Sexier Than New York City

Nicole Pasulka — Thu, 22 May 2008 21:07:00 GMT

French photographer Jam Abelanet's new book Fantaisies Souterraines consists of 50 photos of women in birthday attire or something close to it posing on the Paris Metro. Which is, you know, cool, cause in NYC we've got that guy who walks through the cars on the F Train with his Don Johnson hanging out of his pants--Paris, being the world center that it is, should probably get some naked subway stunts of their own.

However, not everyone is a thrilled by the idea of naked subway photos as the guy in this photo. According to the Telegraph, "the RATP, which runs the Paris Metro, has asked Mr Abelanet to remove some of the photos from the book for fear of encouraging copycat stunts, a French newspaper reports."

Maybe seems like an overreaction, but if people copy the photo below, they could really hurt themselves. Trust us!

Sloppy Seconds: Angelina Jolie Has a Belly Just Like the Rest of Us While Marion Cotillard Has Some Naked Pictures Just Like the Rest of Us

Emily Farris — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:29:00 GMT

Brad and Angelina are thrilled to be adding to their brood.

In true American, post-award fashion, Fleshbot has some naked pictures of Marion Cotillard. Sorry, er, you're welcome?

Christina Aguilera will teach her son, Max, to respect women.

Britney Spears saw her sons for the first time in a long, long time.

Would you wear a David Beckham condom?