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While You Were Sleeping: Lindsay Lohan's Desperate Living

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 14 May 2009 14:24:00 GMT

Holly Madison rebounded from Hugh Hefner with... Russell Brand?

We have to agree: this or any other ad for the pill is going to piss off the stuffy-butthole-people.

A quick thinking teenage boy saved his 4-year-old sister from being kidnapped when he actually raced after and caught up to the truck she was being driven off in.

Another teenage boy, who needs to spend more time thinking, is going to jail for setting another guy's dick and balls on fire.

This is gonna be grand: Martin Scorsese is making a movie about Sinatra.

Elton John was there for Eminem in his hour of need, helping him through the painful process of rehab.

Emily mentioned this yesterday: Shanna Moakler resigned from the pageant board following yesterday's press conference on Carrie Prejean. Did you know that she was also Miss USA and a Playboy centerfold? Hmmm...

The marriage bra is... uh... useless? A major turnoff? Creepy? Stupid? All of the above and more?

Lindsay Lohan's house is in such shit shape, complete with garbage everywhere, that the police thought it had been ransacked when they responded to a tripped alarm.

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Oh, So They Really Weren't Kidding About Carrie Prejean Being Topless

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:50:00 GMT

At last... we have Carrie Prejean boob photos.

There are far more than the originally-promised ten, these are definitely pre-implants, and they are all professional shots of Carrie Prejean topless-- all of which disputes her initial assertion that there was only one photo, they were when she was 17 (you can tell by her face that she's old enough), and these weren't some casual bathroom pics given to a friend's talent scout or whatever.

Unfortunately, some moron released them to TMZ instead of us (or at least The Dirty), so they are all censored like the one above.

By the way, Donald Trump will announce... well, right around the time you're probably reading this... whether or not Carrie gets to keep her crown.

Via awful, lame-ass TMZ.com.

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Miss Rhode Island Jumps Into Nude Photo Scandal, As Third Prejean Pic Surfaces

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:08:00 GMT

Right-wingers have been crying foul on this Carrie Prejean hate-wave happening all across the 'net. They say, "It's unfair to attack Carrie just because she disagrees with you." Who's attacking her? These were photos she shot for her modeling career and so should have no problem with their being leaked. And if she didn't lie to the pageant people, she shouldn't have to worry about losing her crown over them, right?

Now, they're trying a different tactic: "Wait a minute-- there's a double standard here. Miss Rhode Island has also posed partially-nude-- why don't liberals care about them?"

As always with this ridiculous scandal, Miss Rhode Island's photos are only mildly NSFW...

Miss Rhode Island 2009, by the way, is one Alysha Castonguay, a Maxim magazine star for one month in 2008. We're betting good money that you haven't heard about Castonguay during this brouhaha because she may have actually read her contract with the Miss USA folks and warned them she'd recently posed for the magazine... or some other similar scenario. Prejean's real problems only began, you'll recall, when he told her superiors that a) the photos were basically child porn, which it now seems they weren't and b) there should only be one of them out there. As you can see below, that's not true either:

(And by the way, we're getting real sick of The Dirty for dragging this near-non-story out for so long. If all these photos are virtually identical, it's a huge dramatic letdown when they appear after such epic waits. Pic #4 better be a real naked shot and it better come out sometime before the year 2047.)

As for Miss Rhode Island, it turns out she was a New England Patriots cheerleader for two seasons, which included a stint as the cover girl for the team's swimsuit calendar, and the Maxim shoot was actually in conjunction with two of her teammates:

As always, click each photo for a new window and enlarge from there.

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Second Carrie Prejean Topless Photo Released... Will This Nightmare Ever End?

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 08 May 2009 14:46:00 GMT

After days of torture, America's nightmare drought of covered-up topless photos of hypocrtic beauty pageant losers/winners is finally over: TheDirty put up a photo of Carrie Prejean, which we have here (you're going to be disappointed, we guarantee it), which immediately resulted in ridiculous controversy...

Our first reaction: isn't this just a reverse image of the first one? But no, it's from the same session... but remarkably horrible quality, especially when paired up, as above, with the initial photo. This might have something to do with why no one's sure about its validity:

But a rep for Prejean told Access Hollywood the photo is not her. The rep acknowledged that photo shows Prejean’s head, but that “it appears to have been Photoshopped.”

The rep went on to say that Prejean maintains that one photo was taken during that session, “as far as she can remember.” Her rep noted that the photo was taken four years ago and “her memory might be faulty.”

Prejean’s rep also told Access the photo was taken by a friend of Prejean’s, who sent it to an agent, but that she “can’t remember his name.” The rep said they believe the agent might be responsible for releasing the photo to TheDirty.com.

According to her rep, Prejean has contacted the Web site and asked them to stop using her photo.

TheDirty claims it was never contacted by Prejean, has not spoken with anyone's "agent," and the photo is not Photoshopped. On that last one, we have to ask how can they be sure? The quality is beyond atrocious-- it could be a fake, a very good one at that, for all anyone knows.

But one thing is for sure-- if there are more of these to come, Prejean's claims that a) she was 17 at the time, making these child porn (she sure doesn't look 17-- although, wow, it's safe to say the woman pictured above is 20 times better looking than cross-eyed and fake-breasted Miss California) and b) she only had one photo taken? Those kinds of claims are going to help TheDirty's case and the pageant officials in their quest to strip you of your crown.

P.S. Honestly-- who takes off their top for a modeling photo and only takes one shot? She is definitely lying.

Via The Dirty.

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Miss Australia Contestant Under Fire For Being Too Thin

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:26:00 GMT

The Miss Universe pageant isn't for another four months, but it's already causing the usual controversy.

This time, the uproar is over a contestant who didn't even win her country's top prize, with media and observers complaining that she should have never been allowed to participate in the first place, thanks to her weight...

Stephanie Naumoska, who is 19, was defeated by Robin Finch, who is much healthier looking. But the story didn't die with the end of Australia's portion of the competition-- many are wondering why a 5' 11" model weighing 108 pounds was allowed to compete in the first place...

[A] spectator at the event at the Hilton Hotel commented: 'Side on, if you didn't look carefully enough, you could miss her - she was that thin.'

Dieticians urged the Sydney model to seek urgent medical attention because she was dangerously underweight.
And dietician Melanie McGrice said: "There does appear to be significant muscle wasting on the upper arm and legs, and individuals with a healthy BMI do not have such protruding bones."

But Ms Naumoska, who did not win the contest, has rejected the criticism, saying: "I think it is very unfair that I have been criticised that I'm too skinny."

Unfair? They wanted to take you to a hospital-- that means you're too skinny, without a doubt.

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"I have never been anorexic or bulimic I don't throw up my meals after I eat them I don't starve myself, none of that. I eat six to eight healthy meals a day.'"
The Sydney teenager added: "I'm here to defend the skinny people. I have been modelling since I was 13 and have a lot of friends who are really tall and skinny.

"It is just the way that our bodies are", she told TV show A Current Affair.

Six to eight "healthy" meals per day, girl? "A peanut" does not count as a meal, sorry. Let's look at the photo evidence:

Believe us when we say the winner isn't much healthier...

Via Daily Mail and Sky [right-click to open in a new window.]

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Top 10 TV Nipple Slips and Wardrobe Malfunctions

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:59:00 GMT

You know, because Janet Jackson wasn't the first one to lose her outfit live on national television...

It's difficult to imagine, we know, but even game shows in the 60s and 70s were famous for nipple slips. Luckily, YouTube, Google Video and other online sources have managed to salvage some of the most memorable moments. They're all pretty much two seconds long, but this will make you a better future Trivial Pursuit contestant... since you know that's all that we're going to talk about in 20 years, the way our Idiocracy is going.

Here are ten in no particular order...

Ron Jeremy's High School Play Video Leaked!

Tara Reid Wishes She Was Actually Listening To What The Little People Were Yelling About

Jennifer Hawkins (the 2004 Miss Universe) Returns to Australia to Moon Her Hometown

The Match Game (okay, this is more of a "nipple slip" of the tongue, but hey... break it up a bit, ya know)

Eva Mendes Was Really Asking For It This Time

N Is For Nipples - TV Show Host Flashes Kids

Haven't Seen This Janet Jackson Nip Slip Before... Is It New?

They Let the Wrestlers Beat Up the Refs, But An Ass And Nipple Slip Is An Ejection?!

As Bob Barker Says, "She came on down and they came on out!" [sfw]

And finally, Meredith Viera pulls a Justin Timberlake on Helen Mirren:

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Damsels in Distress, 2008 Miss World Pageant

Scanner Matt — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:50:00 GMT

If you have been thinking about who the most beautiful living female on planet earth is lately, we have the answer. According to the 2008 Miss World pageant (not to be confused with Miss Universe), who has been objectifying women since 1951, it's not a fair lady from our crumbling empire.

Pictures follow.

The 2008 Miss World contest was held in South Africa on Saturday.

The first runner up... Parvathay Omanakuttan of India! The second runner up... Gabrielle Walcott of Trinidad and Tobago!

And the winner is... Kseniya Sukhinova... Miss Russia!

Which is somewhat appropriate as we were warned by Sarah Palin if Obama was elected president communism would prevail, and who knows communism better than our ol' Cold War pals.

And here are the losers at a zoo in Johannesburg. We're not even going to comment on this perfect metaphor.

And who can forget the talented Miss Austria?

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Three Beauty Queens Walk Into a Rental Office....

Emily Farris — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:09:00 GMT

What's life in an apartment full of beauty queens like? Well, if you, like us, imagine hell to have pink walls and stuffed animals everywhere, we'd say it's probably kind-of hellish. But if the idea of living in a 50's sitcom is appealing, come on in.

Miss Universe, Miss USA and Miss Teen USA share an apartment in Midtown Manhattan. And if you'd think it's full of cat fights or topless pillow fights or at least a little Hills action, think again.

What do these three bicker over?

Scone crumbs, that's what.

One morning, Miss USA rolled her eyes at Miss Teen USA as she used a napkin as a plate for her breakfast scone so she wouldn't have to wash a dish.

Piqued by the scorn from her fellow pageant winner, Perry responded with a little gossip about Stewart.

"Did you know that she almost caught the house on fire?" she says, referring to an incident involving a chicken pot pie and the microwave.

Unfortunately, folks. That. Is. All.

[NYDN: At home with the Misses: How 3 beauty queens share one apartment]

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