Scanner : meghan mccain

Sloppy Seconds: TGIGF for @JesusChrist

Emily Farris — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:33:00 GMT

I made this for you. Well, I made it for me, but you can make it for yourself by using my recipe. It's a Green Eggs & Ham Easter casserole and it has biscuits (and cheese!) on top. [Slashfood]

Billy Bob Thornton was booed onstage while performing with his band Boxmasters in Canada. But not necessarily because they were bad, but because prior to that he'd gotten into it with a local DJ who then introduced him at the show. [MTV]

Aren't women supposed to go around bragging about affairs with rockstars? You know, like that one we had with Jim James*? [People]

When we went to the New School we, for the most part, stayed clear of the protests. Good thing, because it seems they end with pepper spray. [DailyIntel]

Freddy Prinze Jr and Sarah Michelle Gellar are expecting a baby vampire slayer. [People]

Guess who has a book deal? Meghan McCain, daughter of Senator John and Cookie Monster Cindy has apparently signed a deal with Hyperion to pen a book about politics. [Yahoo!]

We were never the best at anything as kids. So we totally would have taken being the best Ping Pong player. Too bad this six-year-old would have taken that away from us, too. [Neatorama]

Critics are slamming Miley Cyrus' big-screen Hannah Montana. Um, yeah. [Us]

Remember that funny Some E Card? Well, turns out Christ is on Twitter. Well, sort-of. Trinity Church in New York has decided to Tweet the Passion of the Christ. Will you follow Jesus? [Twitter]

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*In our dreams. Every night.

Sloppy Seconds: Oral Sex is Bad, Mmmmkay?

Emily Farris — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:33:00 GMT

Apparently, we're one step closer to having eternal sunshine in our spotless minds. Except, instead of forgetting about Jim Carrey doctors might be able to make us forget how much we love hamburgers. And pulled pork. And cheesecake. And those little biscuits at the seafood place. And that would be so, so awesome. [NYT]

We sort of wish we would have waited to break our wrist at the Down & Derby that Cosmo Baker is spinning at instead of the one (about this time last year) that featured some DJ we'd never even heard of. Anyway, if you're in New York and a better roller skater than we are, you should check this out. We will be in town for it, but we will not be seeing you there. [TheKeyRoom]

An iPod you can control with your facial expressions? No thanks. One day we're walking down the street trying to skip from the Katy Perry version of "I Kissed a Girl" to the Jill Sobule version. Next thing you know the guy is telling the cops he could have sworn we were begging him to put his penis in our mouth. [Reuters]

That bisexual reality star we're no longer allowed to talk about thinks that she and Meghan McCain are very similar because they're both Scorpios and they both...wait for it... "have strong opinions about things." [Us]

While Farrah Fawcett fights an uphill battle against cancer her son Redmond can't help but get into a little bit of trouble. [RadarOnline]

Patrick Swayze seems to be faring a little better in the cancer department, though it's all still so sad. [People]

Here's yet another reminder that oral sex will give you mouth AIDS or cancer or something like that. [Jossip]

Speaking of oral... we have to admit that though we've heard her name, we have no idea who Aubrey O'Day is, but apparently Kathy Griffin likes the taste of her mouth. [FadedYouth]

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Meghan McCain Needs Your Help (File Under: Tattoos)

Emily Farris — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:09:00 GMT

No, no. She's not getting that "I heart Barack" tattoo she got when she was drunk removed from her ass. At least not yet, anyway. No, Meghan McCain needs help deciding what she's going to get next.

Meghan already has a little blue star on her foot (blue, eh?) but she's ready for another; now she just needs to decide what to get:

Spies overheard Meghan, author of the new Simon & Schuster children's book "My Dad, John McCain," chatting about her love of body art with her editor, Mark McVeigh, who sports 11 tats. "I'm not sure what I'll get next, just that I know I want to get another tattoo after the election in November," Meghan confided. "And I'm always up for hearing a good suggestion."

One way to do it is to get drunk. That makes the decision so much easier for most people. But coming from someone who has a lot of tattoos, the only advice we can offer is: do what we do and don't get it anywhere that will stretch in a few years.

[NYP via Radar]

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Palin's Grandbaby Daddy: Self-Proclaimed F*cking Redneck

Emily Farris — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:12:00 GMT

Not that we have anything against rednecks. We pass the "You Might Be a Redneck If..." test with flying colors — even after eight years in New York. So we're not judging him on the fact that he's a redneck, we're just a little concerned with the manner in which he's letting the world know.

Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you, a screen shot of the myspace page of the future son-in-law of the woman who might ruin the world for women if she and John McCain are elected:

We can't really even blame the guy for this: he's 18. He's been hit with sudden, er, fame. In fact, we feel sorry for him. We're a little surprised the McPain camp hasn't stepped in to get him to at least remove the profanity, or maybe it's all part of their Republican charm?

When you follow the link to the blog, all asterisks are off!

Wanna know the real story?? I am a Fuckin Redneck!!
This is RIDICULOUS!!

Is this what bringing a new baby into the world is supposed to be like?

First off, my personal life is none of your damn business! Ive created this blog to help clarify the rumors and cheap shots taken by numberous media outlets, blogs, and even close friends.

As I'm sure you are already aware that for the last 48 hours, my life has been hell raised by all of the media attention surrounding Bristols mother, Governor Sarah Palin.

There should have never been an issue that involved Bristol and I; however, because of the attention that Mrs. Palin is receiving, the two of us (and our unborn child) have been sucked into this horrible mess that is weighing heavily on the both of us.

Thanks to the popularity of Myspace, our pages have been made private to protect our privacy and personal lives. We won't be accepting anymore friend requests simply because people are using the info that they find on our pages for all of the wrong reasons. Thanks to all of you who have supported us, those who have made it clear that this whole ordeal has gotten out of hand, and thanks even to the haters out there who think this is going to spoil the opportunities for my (soon to be) mother-in-law Sarah

For all of you who support Bristol and I during her pregnancy, we appreciate the support! For anyone else, leave us alone.

Levi Johnston

We're just trying to decide if he actually wrote this or not. It's fairly well written, though there are a few grammatical slip-ups. The thing that throws us off is the semi-colon. It's almost properly used. Maybe Meghan McCain wrote it and made a few errors on purpose? We used to do that for our little sister all the time.

[NY Daily News: Bristol Palin's pregnancy was an open secret back home]

Sloppy Seconds: Hillary Clinton Nominated For President?

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:51:00 GMT

Would someone please make one of these for us and send it by mail to Scanner, New York, NY? Of course, you'll need to get us a nano, too...

Natalie Wood's longtime lover planned, at one point, to murder Warren Beatty. The world doesn't know how close it came to losing Bulworth.

The decision by America's Next Top Model to feature a transgender contestant has been met with praise from at least one group: GLAAD.

Rejoice, travelers: Gay sex is now A-OK with Panama!

Meghan McCain just wet her pants: the Hills spinoff is taking on D.C.

Christian Bale will not be charged with any hitting or not hitting of any family members.

And Hillary Clinton will be nominated at this month's Democratic National Convention. Symbolically, of course-- or so they promise us. Who wants odds that somebody's going to take this gimme and pull a coup?

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McCain Blogette: Hot or Not?

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:00:00 GMT

John McCain's blond blogger daughter, Meghan, is under tremendous pressure from her readers (and apparently the public at large, no pun intended) to shed a few pounds, Nicole Richie style.

Madeline Holler at Political Nanny has been covering this breaking new development in the Republican Presidential race. Oh wait, that's over, so this is about the only thing left to talk about: a skinny girl "needing" to lose weight.

Not only is it untrue that she's got some junk in the trunk, it needs to be said that even if she did, that has nothing to do with whether she's hot or not. There are plenty of very sexy, very doable women out there that are slightly overweight... like... like... well, do Scarlett Johansson's boobs count? They're pretty heavy.

Seriously, where do these people get off? (We've included most of McCain Blogette's entire post, below, since it's one of the most positive things to come out of the GOP camps this entire campaign. Dig[g] it.)

I've been surprised by critical comments regarding my weight and body shape. It recently reached a ridiculous level when someone handed me a business card for a plastic surgeon and suggested I needed liposuction. I am proud of my curves and have always loved my fuller figure, as should every woman who is not a size "0". I want to be a positive role model for my little sister and all of the other young women who read my blog and help perpetuate a more positive image for women, regardless of their body size. I feel empowered to tell everyone that it's important to maintain a healthy weight that works for them - not everyone is going to be model thin, nor should they expect to be. To every young girl reading this blog, it is inner beauty and happiness that makes a person beautiful, not a number on a scale.

Unfortunatley, she kills much of our good feeling for her by adding that her song of the day is "Feeling Good" by Michael Buble. Yawn.

[Link via: Political Nanny.]

[Top photo via Fox News. Bottom photos via ABC News.]

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