8 Honest (But Photoshopped) Celebrity Memoir Covers

Ina Maier — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:16:00 GMT

Celebrities have this nasty habit of writing autobiographies that really read more like a James Frey memoir. Holy Taco took it upon themselves to put mock up some covers for celebrity autobiographies that are, well, a little more truthful.

We're not going to reprint their post in it's entirety, but have instead pulled out a few of our favorites. Mario Lopez (above) comes in at the 7 spot, while Stedman (below) opens up the list at number 8.

We then have Manny "I'm-kind-of-fat-and-mostly-lazy" Ramirez at #4.

And our personal favorite, everyone's least favorite anti-semite: Mel Gibson. (#6, in case you were wondering.)

View the rest, including Spencer Pratt, Tori Spelling, and Matthew McConaghey over at Holytaco.com. What do you think? Anyone missing? Feel free to give us the celeb and the title in the comments. This is gonna be fun.

Sloppy Seconds: What's Stoopider Than Getting Knocked-Up at 16?

Emily Farris — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:11:00 GMT

Salon wants to know which presidential candidate is better for sex education. [Salon]

A.C. Slater, we always knew you'd do big things in life. We just kind of thought they'd be attached to big men. Frankly, we're a little disappointed. [MollyGood]

Have you ever wondered what tentacle sex is like? We can tell you: it's weird. [Fleshbot]

Do you often find that the food you make out of a box looks nothing like the food on the box? Well, that's what you get for making food out of a box! But looking at the two side-by-side is pretty funny. [BoingBoing]

We could make so, so, so many comments about this, but that would be mean. So we'll just tell it like it is: a high school cheerleader died from complications during surgery to make her breasts just a little more perfect. [Palm Beach Post via Gawker]

Oh, Jamie Lynn Spears. We need to talk. If there's one thing more stupid than getting knocked up at 16, it's getting engaged at 16. [FameCrawler]

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8 Honest (But Photoshopped) Celebrity Memoir Covers

Sloppy Seconds: What's Stoopider Than Getting Knocked-Up at 16?