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Lindsay Lohan is in Love With a Woman But Not a Lesbian

Emily Farris — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:09:00 GMT

Lindsay Lohan is either trying really, really hard to keep her private life private or she's really confused about her sexuality.

Either one is cool with us, but in a recent interview with Harper's Bazaar, Lohan insisted that she's not a lesbian, but admitted she's dating a "wonderful" woman. She's madly in love, she says, and pointed out that "it's pretty obvious who I'm dating" though she refused to name her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

So, is she bisexual? "Maybe. Yeah."

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Scanner Roundtable: The Best and Worst Couple Halloween Costumes

Emily Farris — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:23:00 GMT

Our friend and her very new boyfriend, who she's not ready to call her boyfriend, are dressing up as Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson for Halloween. While we tried to convince her that if she's dressing up with a guy, and especially as a couple, he's absolutely her boyfriend, we were also thinking about what fun Halloween costumes for couples can be. Dressing up alone is fine, but playing off of someone else makes it even better.

The most creative we ever got was dressing as a mouse while an ex-boyfriend dressed as a cat. It made for some fun later in the night, but it was pretty boring and overly cute as far as couple Halloween costumes are concerned.

So what do you think? Will the streets be filled with Brangelina wannabees this year or do any of you have amazing couple costumes in mind?

A few ideas, both good and bad, after the jump.

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Sam and Lilo Frolick on the Beach in Mexico

Emily Farris — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:51:00 GMT

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson enjoyed a nice day at the beach in Mexico, where they played Scrabble, sucked on popcicles and laid around in their bikinis. Frankly, we're jealous.

More pictures of the sun, Scrabble and super-skinny-girl-filled day after the jump.

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[via Faded Youth]

Scanner Highs and Lows: This Week Was So Gay

Emily Farris — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:32:00 GMT

Highs:

Clay AIken finally came out. And now he's so much cooler.

We think Lindsay Lohan finally came out, too. Even if it was accidental.

We saw the funniest video we've seen in a long, hard time.

McCain fucked up.

Our favorite band is our favoriter band. Huh?

Chocolate chip cookie dough covered cupcakes.

We learned what a woman is really supposed to look like. We think. Maybe.

We talked about some things that needed to be discussed, even if it pissed a few people off.

Lows:

John McCain made us feel a little better about our spending habit.

We drank too much.

We crushed on someone far too young for us.

We got way too excited about our period.

We found a "sex blogger" who's less sexy than we are.

We haven't been asked out on a date in ten months, so we're considering this guy.

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Since When Did Lindsay Lohan's Blog Posts Constitute Hard Hitting News?

Emily Farris — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Shit happens. And then Lindsay Lohan blogs about it. Then the blog post, not the said shit, becomes news. Strange world we live in, eh?

Now, we know we're not reporting on hard hitting news here, either. But we get paid to write about nip slips and random shit. We just find it a little strange that two C-list celebrities survive a plane crash and the headlines are all about Lindsay Lohan.

Exhibit A: Lindsay, Sam Blog About "Horrible News"; DJ AM's Club Partners, Rep Speak Out

Exhibit B: Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Would Like You to Know What They Think of Sarah Palin

Exhibit C: Lindsay Lohan calls her father a 'public embarrassment' on her MySpace blog

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Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Would Like You to Know What They Think of Sarah Palin

Emily Farris — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:48:00 GMT

Are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson the next Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins?

Last week, the couple made sure we took a few minutes to recognize the seventh anniversary of September 11, and yesterday, Lilo and Sam posted a joint MySpace blog post ranting on the GOP veep nominee, Sarah Palin.

Full text after the jump...

UH OH!
Current mood: shocked

I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.

I couldn't be more supportive of a woman in office, but let's face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.

Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?

I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be... Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she's FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land.... Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard. This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.

Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play...

Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?

I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice... I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the "lipstick on a pig" comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president...

Palin's Desire to "save and convert the gays"-really??

According to this Associated Press story, the church of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is hosting a kind of conference devoted to the "conversion of Gays" -- no kidding.

Here's the AP text:

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) ? Gov. Sarah Palin's church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.

You'll be encouraged by the power of God's love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality," according to the insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church, where Palin has prayed since she was a child.

Palin's conservative Christian views have energized that part of the GOP electorate, which was lukewarm to John McCain's candidacy before he named her as his vice presidential choice. She is staunchly anti-abortion, opposing exceptions for rape and incest, and opposes gay marriage and spousal rights for gay couples.

http://zennie2005.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palins-church-hosts-anti-gay.html

I feel it's necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.

Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies... And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.

Oh, and...Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don't pose for anymore tabloid covers, you're not a celebrity, you're running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!

And in the words of Pamela Anderson, "She can suck it"..

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Lindsay- "I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for obama!"

Samantha- "I love this country- however i wasn't born here and don't have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november.... and if you're in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won't get renewed!!!"

xoxo
Lindsay and Samantha

So far, the post has generated more than 1,000 comments. And we never thought we'd say this, but we couldn't agree more with LiLo.

[MySpace via Faded Youth]

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Lindsay Lohan Takes Time Out of Her Busy Day to Remind Us It's 9/11

Emily Farris — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:07:00 GMT

We'd almost forgotten that today is the seven-year anniversary of the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center... otherwise known as the cringe-worthy phrase "nine-eleven." Actually, we tried to forget, not that we can get too far away from it. And it's not so much that we want to forget what happened, as that we want to avoid interacting with people who like to take pictures of "Ground Zero" and wear "We'll Never Forget" t-shirts. Unfortunately, we have Us Weekly and Lindsay Lohan (and Sam Ronson, too!) to remind us.

“I am in New York and I would like to remind everybody to take a moment today for those lost in tragedy that occurred on 9/11/01," Lohan blogs.

Ronson adds that "waking up in NYC this morning, seven years later ... feels like just yesterday this city and our worlds were turned upside down."

Ronson recalls what it was like witnessing the attacks.

"Never in my lifetime had I ever believed that I would see such horror - the kind that you see in documentaries set in far off places and read about in text books," she writes.

"Never in my life had I ever thought that I would wake up and fall asleep afraid, watching things on television that felt like a film, walking through a city that felt like a war zone," she goes on.

Adds Ronson, "There were army vehicles on Houston Street, barricades dividing neighborhoods and lines around the block of people waiting to donate blood -- set in front of a backdrop of smoke, filling a space where two of the largest buildings once stood.

"Two buildings that shaped one of the most famous skylines in this country, or in the world... seven years later, and I will never forget," she writes.

"I don’t really know what to say," she says. "To all those we lost, we will never forget, and never take for granted, the sacrifices that you made."

Well, if Lilo and Sam have to talk to Us Weekly about 9/11, we guess that was as good a way as any to do it.

[Us Weekly: Lindsay Lohan Remembers 9/11]

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Sam and Lilo Sittin' in a Tattoo Parlor... I.N.K.I.N.G.

Emily Farris — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:39:00 GMT

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan recently got tattoos together. Did they go for literal tattoos, like each other's names tattooed on their hips, or did they opt for something a little more symbolic?

Luckily, the ladies took the smarter route, getting symbolic, yet matching, tats:

"Samantha has a bunch of stars, so I got that," Lohan, referring to a star tattoo on her hand, tells Marie Claire in their October issue. Then, pointing to a little heart, she says, "she got this."
"I'm really happy," Lohan says, suggesting that Ronson has been a positive force in her life. "She's a great person. And she's a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that's changed [in] my life is because of me. I've gone through it, and I've learned to deal with it and I've made the decision to move forward."

A sign of true love, folks. Hell, we have another girl's name tattooed on our forearm.

Of course, that girl is our little sister, but still.

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