http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lesbians/default.aspxTags: lesbiansenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/13/sloppy-seconds-wanda-sykes-twins.aspxWed, 13 May 2009 22:22:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:204140Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=204140http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/13/sloppy-seconds-wanda-sykes-twins.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/4.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden are having a boy. [<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/104471/nicole-and-joel-welcoming-a-boy" target="_blank">FadedYouth</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">For the third time in a row a woman is The Biggest Loser. [<a href="http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/05/13/helen-phillips-drops-140-lbs-to-win-the-biggest-loser/?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Ricky Gervais + Bambi = the best thing we&#39;ve seen and heard all day. [<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/bambi-ricky-gervais-overdub/" target="_blank">BuzzFeed</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Shanna Moakler has resigned as Miss California pageant director in the wake of the Carrie Prejean opposite-boob-marriage scandal. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/shanna-moakler-resigns-as-miss-california-pageant-director-2009135" target="_blank">Us</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Say what? Wanda Sykes just became the mother to twins? We had no idea that she and her wife were expecting, but on April 27, the couple welcomed a son and daughter. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20278746,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;</font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=204140" width="1" height="1">videosloppy secondsbabiesoral sexlesbianstwinsporn starsthe officebeauty pageantspageantsricky gervaiswanda sykesfunny videoswednesdayshanna moaklercarrie prejeanmiss californiaopposite marriagemay 13puma swedelicensesbambihelicopterheadsame-sex marriageshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/04/sloppy-seconds-raccoon-roundworm.aspxMon, 04 May 2009 23:20:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201586Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201586http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/04/sloppy-seconds-raccoon-roundworm.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/swine_flu_baby.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/swine_flu_baby.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Scottish poet Carol Ann Duffy was named the U.K.&#39;s first female Poet Laureate. She&#39;s also the first openly gay person to hold the title. [<a href="http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1895276,00.html?xid=rss-arts" target="_blank">TIME</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Okay, Megan Fox is hot. But Megan Fox eating a hamburger is even hotter, right? [<a href="http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video" target="_blank">VIDEO: Esquire</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Oprah gave someone else a talk show (hint: it wasn&#39;t us). Jenny McCarthy already has her own blog on Oprah.com and now she&#39;s getting her own show. How do we get a blog on Oprah.com? [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20276358,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Robert Duvall vs. Wal-Mart. We don&#39;t have to tell you whose side we&#39;re on. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090504/ap_en_mo/us_wal_mart_battlefield" target="_blank">Yahoo!</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">We can all stop worrying about Swine Flu because something else is going to kill us first. Time to beware of Raccoon Ringworm, or Raccoon Roundworm or whatever the hell you want to call the parasite that has blinded a teenager and made an infant brain dead. How the infant came in contact with raccoon feces we don&#39;t now. [<a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/23338/raccoon-roundworm/" target="_blank">The Inqisitr</a>] </font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201586" width="1" height="1">gaysloppy secondslesbianstalk showswalmartOprahmegan foxwal-martjenny mccarthyhamburgersmondaythe swine flupoetsmay 4openly gayraccoon roundwormpoet laureateraccoon ringwormrobert duvallcarol ann duffyhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/30/bust-out-the-doc-martens-and-flowy-skirts-the-lilith-fair-is-back.aspxThu, 30 Apr 2009 14:21:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:200521Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=200521http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/30/bust-out-the-doc-martens-and-flowy-skirts-the-lilith-fair-is-back.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/arts_sarah-mclachlan_584.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/23-End/arts_sarah-mclachlan_584.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Go ahead, pretend you didn&#39;t spend the better part of the nineties singing Sarah McLachlan songs in the shower, but we know better. And if you were as young and poor and uncool as we were, you may have spent the last ten years of your life regretting the fact that you never made it to the Lilith Fair to catch McLachlan, Missy Eliot, Bonnie Rait, Erykah &quot;On and On&quot; Badu, Lisa &quot;You Say I Only Hear What I Want To&quot; Loeb, Paula &quot;Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?&quot; Cole, Meredith &quot;Bitch&quot; Brooks*, Meshell Ndegeocello, The Cowboy Junkies, and so many, many more amazing female performers. But, after a ten-year hiatus, the Lilith Fair is back. Well, it will be back. In 2010. Terry McBride, chief executive of Nettwerk Music Group made the announcement via Twitter over the weekend. And that&#39;s the good news. <br /><br />The bad news? <br /><br />So far, <a href="http://www.billboard.biz/bbbiz/content_display/industry/e3i0dac803b1646d6af7673d856e7a49c90" target="_blank">Billboard</a> reports, Nettwerk has only planned a two-week tour in the U.K./Europe. (Scanner Colleen, I see an across-the-pond girl date/camping trip in our future.) </font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://lilithfair.com/" target="_blank">Lilithfair.com</a> (which we assume is official) confirms the festival&#39;s return, but a basic <a href="http://lilithfair.com/" target="_blank">splash page</a> links only to its <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith_Fair" target="_blank">Wikipedia entry</a>.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">*Speaking of Meredith &quot;Bitch Brooks, we recently heard <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQml5qdbPM0" target="_blank">that song</a> on the radio and couldn&#39;t believe how fucking good and ::sigh:: relevant it is, still. <br />&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/11/while-you-were-sleeping-091108.aspx">While You Were Sleeping: Jessica Alba&#39;s Bondage Ad</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/sloppy-seconds-free-boobs.aspx">Sloppy Seconds: Free Boobs!</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/07/obama-madame-tussauds-wax-musem-inauguration.aspx">Bust Out the Blue Panties and Curl Your Hairs: We&#39;re Having Our Picture Taken with Obama on Inauguration Day</a></b></font></h4><p><font size="2">[Via <a href="http://www.afterellen.com/blog/jensabella/lilith-fair-will-return-in-2010" target="_blank">AfterEllen</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos/2008/10/09/arts_sarah-mclachlan_584.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>]</font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=200521" width="1" height="1">wikipediamusicthe UKlesbiansconcertsthe 90'stwitterEuropebillboardthe ninetiessarah mclachlanthe u.k.festivalslisa loebmissy elioterykah badugood newslilith fair returnsthe new lilith fairpaula coleterry mcbride2010the lilith fairsplash pagethe cowboy junkiesbad newsbonnie raitmettwerk music groupmeredith brookshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/sloppy-seconds-breast-milk-cheese.aspxMon, 20 Apr 2009 22:33:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:197749Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=197749http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/sloppy-seconds-breast-milk-cheese.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/ellen_pompeo_pregnant.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/ellen_pompeo_pregnant.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">HBO is developing a new show called &quot;Women&#39;s Studies.&quot; And we all know what that means. [<a href="http://www.afterellen.com/blog/stubbs/julie-white-will-star-as-a-feminist-teacher-in-hbos-womens-studies" target="_blank">AfterEllen</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Author JG Ballard, perhaps best known for his book &quot;Empire of the Sun&quot; is dead at 78. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090420/en_afp/entertainmentbritainliteratureballard" target="_blank">Yahoo!</a>] </font></p><p>If Pulitzer Prize winners are being laid off, is there any hope for us? [<a href="http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/mixed-media/2009/04/20/layoff-victims-among-pulitzer-honorees" target="_blank">Portfolio</a>] <br /></p><p><font size="2">Tennis star Andy Roddick married his girlfriend Brooklyn Decker on Friday. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20273538,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Though we never had the fear ourselves, we&#39;ve always understood why certain kids were afraid of the toilet. Now kids everywhere have even more reason to steer clear of the porcelain sucking machine after a three-year-old got her foot stuck in the handle of one (how that happens we don&#39;t know) and firefighters had to rescue her. [<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5183368/Toddler-gets-foot-stuck-in-potty-during-toilet-training.html" target="_blank">Telegraph</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Grey&#39;s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo is preggers. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/ellen-pompeo-is-pregnant-2009194" target="_blank">Us</a>]<br /></font> </p><p><font size="2">Food made with breast milk is all the rage these days. Maybe it has to do with the price of cow&#39;s milk going up? Anyway, the newest breast milk product is cheese. A recent art exhibit in London featured the product. [<a href="http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/04/20/breast-milk-cheese-served-at-art-exhibit-opening/" target="_blank">APP</a>] </font></p><p><b><font size="2">Related:</font></b></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/03/breast-milk-cupcakes-vice-magazine.aspx">Which Would The Hipster Rather: Breast Milk Cupcakes vs. Cow Milk Cupcakes?</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/03/breast-milk-to-suckle-or-not-to-suckle.aspx">Breast Milk: To Suckle Or Not To Suckle</a></font></b></h4><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/2008/05/ellen-pompeo-050108-0003.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>]</font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=197749" width="1" height="1">kidssloppy secondsdead peopledeathHBOthe UKtoiletjobstelevisionlesbiansfearpregnancyauthorsjournalismrecessiongrey's anatomyellen pompeocheesebreast milktelevision showslay offslaid offmondaytoddlersjg ballardtoilet trainingpulizter prizebreast milk cheesewritingpotty trainingwomen's studiesempire of the sunapril 20http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/sloppy-seconds-michael-chabon-sexuality.aspxThu, 09 Apr 2009 22:21:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194479Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194479http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/sloppy-seconds-michael-chabon-sexuality.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/michael_chabon.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/michael_chabon.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Do you have what it takes to put together lists of the hottest women in the world (eyes, the ability to count to 100 with or without the help of a computer)? Then you might be in the running toward becoming <i>FHM</i>&#39;s next top editor-in-chief. They&#39;re looking. [<a href="http://www.brandrepublic.com/News/896900/FHM-editor-Anthony-Noguera-leaves-Bauer-14-years/" target="_blank">Brand Republic</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">Levi Johnston: proof that even if you&#39;re a teenage father you can still dream big. Johnston&#39;s dream? Becoming a model or actor, of course. [<a href="http://gawker.com/5204089/levi-johnston-father-model-actor" target="_blank">Gawker</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">Howard Stern is now Twittering. Well, really it&#39;s the Howard Stern Show, which probably means there&#39;s a ghost Twitterer. And he is following no one. Jerk. [<a href="http://twitter.com/sternshow" target="_blank">Twitter</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Half of the female contestants on Bravo&#39;s new show &quot;Top Chef Masters&quot; are &quot;chefbians.&quot; Er, um, chefs who also happen to be lesbians. [<a href="http://www.afterellen.com/blog/dorothysnarker/bravos-new-top-chef-masters-features-two-out-lesbians" target="_blank">AfterEllen</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">What&#39;s Prince up to these days? Oh, just singing about Salma Hayek&#39;s curves. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/prince-sings-about-salma-hayeks-curves-in-new-song-200994" target="_blank">Us</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">How in the hell did we miss Gay Clay Aiken on America&#39;s Next Top Model? [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20270908,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Having read the majority of Michael Chabon&#39;s published work, we always questioned his sexuality. We were not the only ones. And apparently we missed that thing he wrote about the time he slept with a man. [<a href="http://www.queerty.com/the-bisexual-mysteries-of-michael-chabon-20090409/" target="_blank">Queerty</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://nymag.com/arts/books/reviews/chabon070507_560.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194479" width="1" height="1">gayprincesloppy secondsAmerica's Next Top ModelTyra Bankslesbianscurvessingingmodelshoward sternsongsclay aikentwitterbravoactorssalma hayeklevi johnstongay aiken2009thursdayapril 10gay peopletop chef mastersthe howard stern showmysteries of pittsburghchefbiansmichael chabonhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/06/sloppy-seconds-oral-sex-mouth-cancer.aspxMon, 06 Apr 2009 22:33:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:193336Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=193336http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/06/sloppy-seconds-oral-sex-mouth-cancer.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/01-07/kathy-griffin-and-aubrey-oday9-460x296.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/01-07/kathy-griffin-and-aubrey-oday9-460x296.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /></p><p><font size="2">Apparently, we&#39;re one step closer to having eternal sunshine in our spotless minds. Except, instead of forgetting about Jim Carrey doctors might be able to make us forget how much we love hamburgers. And pulled pork. And cheesecake. And those little biscuits at the seafood place. And that would be so, so awesome. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/06/health/research/06brain.html?WT.mc_id=fb_nyt50&amp;WT.mc_ev=click" target="_blank">NYT</a>]&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">We sort of wish we would have waited to break our wrist at the Down &amp; Derby that Cosmo Baker is spinning at instead of the one (about this time last year) that featured some DJ we&#39;d never even heard of. Anyway, if you&#39;re in New York and a better roller skater than we are, you should check this out. We will be in town for it, but we will not be seeing you there. [<a href="http://www.thekeyroom.com/fliers/ddnycapril.jpg" target="_blank">TheKeyRoom</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">An iPod you can control with your facial expressions? No thanks. One day we&#39;re walking down the street trying to skip from the Katy Perry version of &quot;I Kissed a Girl&quot; to the Jill Sobule version. Next thing you know the guy is telling the cops he could have sworn we were begging him to put his penis in our mouth. [<a href="http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2009/04/06/you-tired-of-havin-a-tongue-pal/" target="_blank">Reuters</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">That bisexual reality star we&#39;re <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/30/i-guess-we-ll-never-write-about-her-again.aspx" target="_blank">no longer allowed to talk about</a> thinks that she and Meghan McCain are very similar because they&#39;re both Scorpios and they both...wait for it... &quot;have strong opinions about things.&quot; [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/tila-tequila-on-meghan-mccain-we-arent-that-different-200964" target="_blank">Us</a>]&nbsp; <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">While Farrah Fawcett fights an uphill battle against cancer her son Redmond can&#39;t help but get into a little bit of trouble. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/04/exclusive-redmond-o%E2%80%99neal-arrest-%E2%80%93-it-was-heroin" target="_blank">RadarOnline</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Patrick Swayze seems to be faring a little better in the cancer department, though it&#39;s all still so sad. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20270267,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Here&#39;s yet another reminder that oral sex will give you mouth AIDS or cancer or something like that. [<a href="http://www.jossip.com/getting-face-fucked-leads-to-cancer-20090405/" target="_blank">Jossip</a>] </font></p><p>Speaking of oral... we have to admit that though we&#39;ve heard her name, we have no idea who Aubrey O&#39;Day is, but apparently Kathy Griffin likes the taste of her mouth. [<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/95404/kathy-and-aubrey-girl-on-girl-action/kathy-griffin-and-aubrey-oday9" target="_blank">FadedYouth</a>] <br /></p><p><b><font size="2">Related:</font></b></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/30/i-guess-we-ll-never-write-about-her-again.aspx">I Guess We&#39;ll Never Write About Her Again</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/31/broken-blogger-scanner-emily.aspx">Broken Blogger: Scanner Emily</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/23/from-the-medical-news-vault-male-masturbation-cuts-cancer-risk.aspx">From the Medical News Vault: Male Masturbation &#39;Cuts Cancer Risk&#39;</a></h4><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=193336" width="1" height="1">sloppy secondscopstila tequiladrugsoral sexherpeslesbiansipodaidstechnologybrooklyndoctorsfoodkathy griffinarrestcancermeghan mccainjim carreypatrick swayzekaty perryreality starsgirls kissingfood we'd like to fuckjill sobulei kissed a girlbroken wristpancreatic cancer2009aubrey o'daytroublemondayfarrah fawcettapril 6eternal sunshine of the spotless mindanal cancercease-and-desist orderredmond o'neald.j. cosmo bakererasing memoryoral cancerfacial expressionsgirls kissing girlscharlie's angelsdown &amp;ampderbyhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/25/sloppy-seconds-crazy-baby-lady-holds-out-won-t-put-out.aspxWed, 25 Mar 2009 23:01:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:189447Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=189447http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/25/sloppy-seconds-crazy-baby-lady-holds-out-won-t-put-out.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/23-End/nadya-suleman-huggies.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/23-End/nadya-suleman-huggies.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">A 15-year-old student in Florida has been suspended from school for three days because he farted on the bus. [<a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/20593/farting-on-a-school-bus-thats-a-suspension/" target="_blank">Inquisitr</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Oh, Jesus. Some dude wants to make babies with &quot;angel princess&quot; Paris Hilton. [<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/92802/babies-for-doug-and-his-angel-princess" target="_blank">FadedYouth</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">We were sort-of excited (okay, really excited) about &quot;Lesbian Vampire Killers&quot; until we read this: &quot;The lesbian vampire queen, who is in fact the only one of the vampires who seems to genuinely be a lesbian rather than just a generally lusty vampire, can only be killed with the sword. It&#39;s a subtle moment, so let&#39;s rephrase: The lesbian curse is only lifted when the lesbian is penetrated by the cock sword.&quot; [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/03/new_details_emerge_about_lesbi.html" target="_blank">Vulture</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Isaiah Washinton, who was fired from the cast of Grey&#39;s Anatomy in 2007 for making a gay slur at co-star T.R. Knight (who had not yet come out of the closet) is facing eviction from his Venice home. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/Isaiah-washington-faces-eviction-100000-behind-on-rent-2009253" target="_blank">Us</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Contrary to <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/while-you-were-sleeping-drunk-breastfeeding.aspx" target="_blank">earlier reports</a>, Katy Perry and Josh Groban are not dating. People everywhere continue to not care. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20267644,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Crazy Baby Lady Nadya Suleman still has not accepted any offers to do porn or any offers to do <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/octomom-the-reality-series-plus-porn-stars.aspx" target="_blank">reality shows</a> featuring Vivid girls. (P.S. Thems not enuf diapers.) [<a href="http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-octomom-reality-show-offer/" target="_blank">The Frisky</a>] </font></p><p style="font-weight:bold;"><font size="2">Related:<br /></font></p><h4 style="font-weight:bold;" class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/octomom-the-reality-series-plus-porn-stars.aspx">Octomom: the Reality Series (Plus Porn Stars)</a></font></h4><h4 style="font-weight:bold;" class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/while-you-were-sleeping-drunk-breastfeeding.aspx">While You Were Sleeping: Drunk Breastfeeding</a></font></h4><p><font size="2"><span style="font-weight:bold;">[</span><a href="http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/nadya-suleman-huggies.jpg" style="font-weight:bold;" target="_blank">Image</a><span style="font-weight:bold;">] </span><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=189447" width="1" height="1">isaiah washingtondatingparis hiltonpornsloppy secondsbabiesschoollesbianscelebritiesfartingvampiresjosh grobanrecessionpornogrey's anatomyeconomykaty perryi kissed a girlcelebrity couplessuspensioncrazy baby ladynadya sulemant.r. knightwednesdaylesbian vampire killershump dayevictionforeclosurenot datingmarch 26the school bushttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/25/katy-perry-and-ellen-degeneres-sing-quot-i-kissed-a-girl-quot.aspxWed, 25 Mar 2009 17:51:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:189404Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=189404http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/25/katy-perry-and-ellen-degeneres-sing-quot-i-kissed-a-girl-quot.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/23-End/katy_perry_ellen.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/23-End/katy_perry_ellen.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Last week while we were at SXSW and not sitting at home watching TV, Katy Perry (the girl who kissed a girl who is not Jill Sobule) went on Ellen Degeneres&#39; show to appear in her Bathroom Concert Series. The duo sang—no surprise here—Perry&#39;s hit single &quot;I Kissed a Girl.&quot; It was slightly uncomfortable to watch, and not just because one of them kisses a girl regularly. It appears Katy has a little trouble singing her own song.</font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;</font></p><div><font size="2"><object height="339" width="420"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x8qmpu"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x8qmpu" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="339" width="420"></object><br /><b><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x8qmpu">Kellen</a></b><br /><i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/gtsvideo">gtsvideo</a></i></font></div><p><b><font size="2">Related:</font></b></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/while-you-were-sleeping-drunk-breastfeeding.aspx">While You Were Sleeping: Drunk Breastfeeding</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/11/ellen-degeneres-portia-de-rossi-lesbian-wedding-video-california.aspx">Ellen and Portia&#39;s Wedding Video Makes Us Cry All Over Our Keyboard</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/08/sloppy-seconds-ellen-degeneres-is-on-the-prowl.aspx">Sloppy Seconds: Ellen Degeneres is on the Prowl</a></font></b></h4><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=189404" width="1" height="1">lesbianssingingellen degenereskaty perrylesbians kissingjill sobulebathroom concert serieshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/18/why-are-women-leaving-men-for-other-women.aspxWed, 18 Mar 2009 22:13:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:187377Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=187377http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/18/why-are-women-leaving-men-for-other-women.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/16-22/abc_oprah_gayle_060925_ssh.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/16-22/abc_oprah_gayle_060925_ssh.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">The lesbians are coming! Apparently more and more women are leaving men for other women. And Oprah and her eponymous magazine are all over that L train. <br /><br />Don&#39;t get too excited. Oprah isn&#39;t leaving Stedman for her best friend and the mgazine&#39;s Editor-at-Large Gayle King just yet. But in an article in the April issue of <span style="font-style:italic;">O</span>, Mary A. Fischer writes about the trend. <i><br /><br /></i></font></p><blockquote><font size="2"><i>Lately, a new kind of sisterly love seems to be in the air. In the past few years, Sex and the City&#39;s Cynthia Nixon left a boyfriend after a decade and a half and started dating a woman (and talked openly about it). Actress Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson flaunted their relationship from New York to Dubai. Katy Perry&#39;s song &quot;I Kissed a Girl&quot; topped the charts. The L Word, Work Out, and Top Chef are featuring gay women on TV, and there&#39;s even talk of a lesbian reality show in the works. Certainly nothing is new about women having sex with women, but we&#39;ve arrived at a moment in the popular culture when it all suddenly seems almost fashionable—or at least, acceptable.</i><br /></font></blockquote><p><font size="2"><br />Thirty-eight-year-old Macarena Gomez-Barris divorced her husband, the father of her two children, after the fact that her academic career took off and her husband stayed home to play Mr. Mom. It was a relationship that didn&#39;t work for them. But when Gomez-Barris met openly-gay Judith Halberstam, PhD, a professor of English, American studies and ethnicity, and gender studies at USC—&quot;the most take charge person [she&#39;d] ever met&quot;—she wondered if a relationship with this woman had more of what she was looking for. And she was right. And definitely not the only one.<br /><i><br /></i></font></p><blockquote><font size="2"><i>Statistics on how many women have traded boyfriends and husbands for girlfriends are hard to come by. Although the U.S. Census Bureau keeps track of married, divorced, single, and even same-sex partners living together, it doesn&#39;t look for the stories behind those numbers. But experts like Binnie Klein, a Connecticut-based psychotherapist and lecturer in Yale&#39;s department of psychiatry, agree that alternative relationships are on the rise. &quot;It&#39;s clear that a change in sexual orientation is imaginable to more people than ever before, and there&#39;s more opportunity—and acceptance—to cross over the line,&quot; says Klein, noting that a half-dozen of her married female patients in the past few years have fallen in love with women. &quot;Most are afraid that if they don&#39;t go for it, they&#39;ll end up with regrets.&quot;</i></font></blockquote><p><font size="2"><br />What follows are some pretty interesting facts and ideas about women who are now more open to relationships with other women. <br /><br />Read the rest <a href="http://www.oprah.com/article/omagazine/200904-omag-women-leaving-men/1" target="_blank">at O Magazine</a>. </font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/03/lesbians-love-angelina-jolie.aspx">Lesbians Love Angelina Jolie</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/11/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-lipstick.aspx">Can You Tell Which Celebrity Couple is Immortalized in These Lipstick Tubes?</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/29/oprahs-new-acai-berry-diet-may-cause-time-travel.aspx">Oprah&#39;s New Diet May Induce Diarrhea, Headaches and Time Travel</a></b><br /></font> </h4><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/abc_oprah_gayle_060925_ssh.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=187377" width="1" height="1">lindsay lohanlesbianswomentrendsThe L WordCynthia NixonOprahwomen leaving men for womenwomen with womenmore women entering into lesbian relationshipsthe l traingayle kingtrend alertwomen dating womenhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/09/quot-the-l-word-quot-lesbian-school-is-out-forever.aspxMon, 09 Mar 2009 20:26:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:184014Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=184014http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/09/quot-the-l-word-quot-lesbian-school-is-out-forever.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/L%20Word%202.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/L%20Word%202.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/09/the-l-word_3A00_-lesbian-school-is-out-forever.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Like Jenny Schecter, <i>The L Word</i> met its merciful end last night. (Except, <a href="https://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/01/26/this-episode-of-quot-the-l-word-quot-had-a-pregnant-man-and-elizabeth-berkley.aspx" target="_blank">Dear Sweet Pregnant Man</a> - there are <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/watch_with_kristin/b103066_l_word_goes_out_sopranos_style.html" target="_blank">rumors of a movie.</a>)&nbsp; There were revelations of just how manipulative and evil Jenny Schecter had been, and the question &quot;<a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2008/12/23/the-l-word-who-killed-jenny.aspx" target="_blank">Who killed Jenny</a>&quot; got no clear answer (suicide? Niki Stevens?). Regardless, <a href="http://www.sho.com/site/lword/home.do" target="_blank">Showtime&#39;s website</a> will keep it going with webisodes from the interrogation room, and it seems Alice will take the rap (frame job?) and star in <a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/01/15/the-l-word-spinoff-will-be-set-in-a-women-s-prison.aspx" target="_blank">the women&#39;s prison spinoff</a>, with Laurie Metcalf and <a href="http://thereeladdict.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/famke_janssen.jpg" target="_blank">Famke Janssen</a>. </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/09/the-l-word_3A00_-lesbian-school-is-out-forever.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=184014" width="1" height="1">nerveshowtimelesbiansThe L Wordnerve.comthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogsCarmen from the L WordAlice from the L WordShane from The L WordJenny Schecterjake kalishhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/27/sloppy-seconds-bobby-jindal-is-big-fat-liar.aspxFri, 27 Feb 2009 22:05:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:180581Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=180581http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/27/sloppy-seconds-bobby-jindal-is-big-fat-liar.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/23-End/jindal26.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/23-End/jindal26.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Some whack job is in custody after mailing HIV-tainted blood to President Obama. [<a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/02/27/man-held-after-mailing-hiv-tainted-blood-to-obama/" target="_blank">CNN</a>]<br /></font></p><p><font size="2">As if you needed more reasons to have sex. [<a href="http://www.physorg.com/news154962704.html" target="_blank">Physorg</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Oh no! Ed McMahon is hospitalized with pneumonia, and he&#39;s in serious condition. Can this poor guy not get a break? [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/ed-mcmahon-hospitalized-with-Pneumonia-2009272" target="_blank">Us</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">It appears Jessica Capshaw will remain on the cast of &quot;Grey&#39;s Anatomy&quot; for at least the duration of the current season. And you know what that means: more hot, lesbian doctor action! [<a href="http://www.afterellen.com/blog/sarahwarn/jessica-capshaw-stays-on-greys" target="_blank">AfterEllen</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Hey, remember that heartwarming story about Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal standing shoulder to shoulder with a sheriff who was trying to rescue people during Hurricane Katrina? Yeah, turns out it was a big, fat lie. [<a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/02/jindal_admits_katrina_story_was_false.php" target="_blank">TPMMuckraker</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/%7Er/jossip/%7E3/JTlIs-w0dnk/" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=180581" width="1" height="1">sloppy secondssexlesbiansLiarsaidsfridayHIVgrey's anatomymailed mcmahonliesbobby jindal2009pneumoniahospitalslesbian doctorslesbian actionfebruary 27bobby jindal is a liarreasons to have sexhealth benefits of sexliarjessica capshawhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/26/sloppy-seconds-annie-leibovitz-s-financial-woes.aspxThu, 26 Feb 2009 23:39:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:180138Emily Farris2http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=180138http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/26/sloppy-seconds-annie-leibovitz-s-financial-woes.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/23-End/annieparis.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/23-End/annieparis.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Netflix will offer a streaming-only service, but apparently it still won&#39;t be available to Mac users. [<a href="http://www.wired.com/techbiz/media/news/2009/02/reuters_us_netflix" target="_blank">Wired</a>]<br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Former Hugh Hefner flame and original Girl Next Door Holly Madison has split from Criss Angel after nearly four months. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20090226/en_tv_eo/101658" target="_blank">Yahoo!</a>]<br /></font></p><p><font size="2">It looks like there&#39;s some not-so-hot lesbian action coming to <i>Desperate Housewives</i>&#39; Wisteria Lane. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/teri-hatcher-had-fun-kissing-eva-longoria-parker+-2009262" target="_blank">Us</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">Maybe John Mayer really is that into Jennifer Aniston? [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20261544,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">What happens when a skinny reporter goes to fashion week in a fat suit? [<a href="http://jezebel.com/5161002/female-reporter-dons-fat-suit-attends-fashion-show" target="_blank">Jezebel</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Annie Leibovitz took out a loan against her photographs to pay off her mortgage debt. When Leibovitz&#39;s long-time partner Susan Sontag died in 2004, she left several properties to the photographer, who has struggled to afford to keep them. [<a href="http://www.afterellen.com/blog/juliamiranda/annie-leibovitz-is-in-a-jam" target="_blank">AfterEllen</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.ppmag.com/web-exclusives/images/annieparis.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=180138" width="1" height="1">sloppy secondskissingrelationshipsjohn mayerplayboylovelesbianshugh hefnerapplemache's just not that into youskinny peoplefat peopledesperate housewivesgirls next doorterri hatcherjennifer anistonannie leibovitzlesbians kissingmacintosheva longoria parkercriss angelholly madison2009wysteria lanefat suitfebruary 26susan sontagnextflixstraight girls kissinghttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/11/sloppy-seconds-mickey-rourke-and-courtney-love.aspxThu, 12 Feb 2009 00:11:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:174052Emily Farris4http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=174052http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/11/sloppy-seconds-mickey-rourke-and-courtney-love.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/evanrachel-mickey.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/evanrachel-mickey.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">Holy hot lesbian, Batwoman. No, really! Batman&#39;s replacement is a batchick who loves chicks. Awesome. [<a href="http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2009/02/11/batwoman/index.html" target="_blank">Broadsheet/Salon</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">Not cool: dudes who rape dogs. [<a href="http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2009/02/dont_give_your_pet_to_this_guy.php" target="_blank">Plog</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">Cool: the anti-theft lunch bag. [<a href="http://www.thinkofthe.com/products/lunch_bag.php" target="_blank">ThinkOfThe</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Today in stuff I absolutely hate to admit is true: the butterfly effect, in which your ex boyfriend gets his shit together and starts dating a girl hotter than you after you break up. [<a href="http://www.observer.com/2009/o2/want-improve-your-boyfriend-break-him?page=0%2C0" target="_blank">New York Observer</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Okay, I don&#39;t know if girl on boy tapping can happen, but that&#39;s not the point. This is: Are Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love the best couple ever or the worst copule ever? [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/02/mickey_rourke_courtney_love_co.html" target="_blank">Vulture</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Oh, and I totally emailed Judah Friedlander for a date when I&#39;m back in New York at the end of the month. Stay tuned to see if he bites. [<a href="http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/dating-in-nyc/71377/date-these-new-yorkers/26.html" target="_blank">TONY</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/11/30-rock-cast-member-looking-for-dates.aspx?CommentPosted=true#commentmessage" target="_blank">30 Rock Cast Member Looking for Dates</a></b></font> </p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/12/when-re-touchers-get-a-little-magic-wand-happy-we-all-suffer.aspx">When Re-Touchers Get a Little Magic Wand Happy We All Suffer, Especially Scanner Emily</a></b></font></h4><p>[<a href="http://www.scandalist.com/files/2008/11/evanrachel-mickey.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=174052" width="1" height="1">comicsdatingcourtney loveanimalssloppy secondsinventionsmickey rourkeBatmanemaillesbiansex boyfriendssodomyrapeexesdatesmoldcoolevan rachel woodbeastialitythe wrestlerjudah friedlanderlunchbutterfly effectthe anti-theft lunch bagtap thatcool inventionsnot coolbatwomanbagslesbian batwomanTONYtappingtap that asshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/11/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-lipstick.aspxWed, 11 Feb 2009 20:35:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:174037Emily Farris2http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=174037http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/11/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-lipstick.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lipstick_lesbians_couple.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lipstick_lesbians_couple.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /></font> </p><p><font size="2">Neither could we. But we&#39;ll give you a hint, they&#39;re not lipstick lesbians. They&#39;re not lesbians at all, actually, though one dabbled in it for a while...&nbsp;</font></p> <p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/brad-angelina-mighty-heart-ny-premiere-16.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/brad-angelina-mighty-heart-ny-premiere-16.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">Apparently, after Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie topped some poll of the most kissable lips in the world, sculptor Willard Wigan teamed up with an online cosmetics site to create Pitt and Jolie lipsticks.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">Um, FAIL?<br /><br /><b>[Faded Youth: <a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/84025/brad-and-angelina-immortalized-in-lipstick/" target="_blank">BRAD AND ANGELINA IMMORTALIZED IN LIPSTICK</a>]<br /><br />Related: </b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/06/12/angelina-jolie-babies-make-bangin-better.aspx">Angelina Jolie: Babies Make Bangin&#39; Better</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/14/historic-non-event-angelina-jolie-gives-birth-to-twins.aspx">Historic Non-Event: Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Twin Humanoids</a></font></b></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/26/sloppy-seconds-what-you-didn-t-know-barack-obama-and-brad-pitt-were-cousins.aspx">Sloppy Seconds: What? You Didn&#39;t Know Barack Obama and Brad Pitt Were Cousins?</a></font></b><font size="2"> <br /></font></h4><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.hotmamadaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/brad-angelina-mighty-heart-ny-premiere-16.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=174037" width="1" height="1">lesbianslipstickcelebrity couplesFAILiconic celebrity couplesmake-uplipstick lesbianswillard wiganhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/09/top-10-hottest-women-size-10-and-up.aspxMon, 09 Feb 2009 16:57:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:131965Emily Farris61http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=131965http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/09/top-10-hottest-women-size-10-and-up.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/adele.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/adele.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /></font> </p><p><font size="2">Late last year, as men&#39;s magazines were coming out with their hottest women on the planet lists, we started to put together a list of hot, normal-sized women. As much as we hate the idea of having to create a separate list for women size 10 and up, we can&#39;t imagine the editors of <i>FHM</i> or <i>Maxim</i> drooling over a size 10 or 12. You can call Beyonce curvy all you want, she&#39;s probably still only a size 6. Hence the need for this list. </font></p><p><font size="2">Unfortunately, we got stuck at around seven. We couldn&#39;t come up with ten relevant, prominent women who were the size of the average American woman (14) who could turn heads. Frustrated, we gave up on it. But last week, when we heard that Anna Wintour—who, to put it plainly, does not like fat girls—was going to fill the pages of <i>Vogue</i> with pictures of British songstress and former <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/21/crush-of-the-week-adele.aspx" target="_blank">Crush of the Week</a> Adele, we enlisted the help of our girlfriends to complete the list. It turns out most of them were frustrated, too, that they couldn&#39;t contribute more than one or two names. &quot;This is sadly hard!!!&quot; wrote one, to which we replied, &quot;Actually, it&#39;s infuriatingly hard.&quot; But three months and 37 emails later, we have a list of ten amazingly hot women who we assume* wear a size 10 or larger. We know we&#39;ve left plenty of beautiful women off of this list (and we hope you&#39;ll list them in the comments section), but we hope you&#39;ll enjoy Scanners Top 10 Hottest Women Size 10 and Up.</font><br /></p><p><font size="3"><b>10. Keely Shaye Smith<br /></b><font size="2">Though she has an <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005444/" target="_blank">acting career of her own</a>, we really only know Kelly Shaye Smith as Pierce Brosnan&#39;s wife—and unfortunately only because tabloids made terrible fun of some bikini photos of her. But we give Brosnan two thumbs up for his beautiful buxom bride of eight years.&nbsp; </font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/keely_shayne_smith.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/keely_shayne_smith.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></font></p><p>[<a href="http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/y4bPRNkwhKE/Stars+Mama+Mia+Go+Green+BMW+H7+Premiere/3OuPBoFYbBs/Pierce+Brosnan" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></p><p><b><br /><font size="3">9. Missy Elliott</font></b><br /><font size="2">We have a hard time imagining Missy Elliot in anything but <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/trina/video/xfnc6_missy-elliot-the-rain-supa-dupa-fly_music" target="_blank">a trash bag</a>, but once she ditched that getup, she got pretty damn hot. (Okay, she was hot then, but the trash bag really wasn&#39;t doing much for her.)</font></p><p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/missy_elliot.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/missy_elliot.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> <br /></p><p>[<a href="http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/0/0/1/1/16311100-16311102-large.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>]&nbsp; <br /><br /></p><p><b><font size="3">8. Janet Weiss</font></b><br /><font size="2">Is there anything hotter than a chick who plays bass? How about a chick who plays drums? Janet Weiss, former drummer for the now defunct riot grrrl band Sleater-Kinney, now plays with Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks.</font><br /></p><p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/janet_weiss.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/janet_weiss.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;<br /></p> <p>[<a href="http://gallery.i-see-sound.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&amp;g2_itemId=2696&amp;g2_serialNumber=3" target="_blank">Image</a>]<br /> <br /></p><p><font size="3"><b>7. Sara Ramirez</b></font><br /><font size="2">She was hot as George&#39;s wife, Callie Watts on <i>Grey&#39;s Anatomy</i>, but now that she&#39;s bringing some hot, lesbian action to the show, we imagine Sara Ramirez has earned herself a whole new set of fans (including us!).</font><br /></p><p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/sarah_ramirez.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/sarah_ramirez.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> <br /></p><p>[<a href="http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/events/DGG-015738.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] </p><p><font size="3"><b><br />6. Adele</b></font><br /> <font size="2">Had anyone heard of Adele before she made an appearance on what will forever be referred to as Sarah Palin&#39;s <i>Saturday Night Live</i> episode? Lucky for her, and us, everyone was watching. Just a few short months later, she took home a Grammy for Best New Artist.</font></p><p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/adele.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/adele.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> <br /></p><p>[<a href="http://www.virginmedia.com/images/adele-431x500.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></p><p><b><br /><font size="3">5. Jennifer Hudson</font></b><br /><font size="2">From <i>American Idol</i> to <i>Dreamgirls</i> to her 2009 Grammy Award for Best R&amp;B Album, whenever we see Jennifer Hudson, we can&#39;t help but be proud of our own curves.</font> We usually also put on a tight dress and dance around the house to Supremes albums. <br /></p><p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/jennifer_hudson.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/jennifer_hudson.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> <br /></p><p>[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/82741/jennifer-hudson-gets-back-in-the-spotlight/" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /><br /></p><p><font size="3"><b>4. Neko Case</b></font><br />Men want her and women want to be her. Neko Case is a woman you can&#39;t help but like, and the <strike>former</strike> front woman for the New Pornographers is beautiful with her firey red hair and pale skin. At first we had a hard time believing Case was a 10, but we have it on very good authority (a friend who works in the music industry) that she is. And we like it. <br /></p><p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/neko_case.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/neko_case.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp; </p><p>[<a href="http://assets1.pitchforkmedia.com/images/original/27043.NekoCase-3.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] </p><p><font size="3"><b><br />3. Queen Latifah<br /></b><font size="2">Easy, breezy, beautiful CoverGirl, actress, singer and rapper Queen Latifah has managed to reinvent herself enough to remain relevant—and smokin&#39;—for 20 years. Here&#39;s hoping for another 20. </font><b><br /></b></font></p><p><b><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/queen_latifah.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/queen_latifah.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></b> <br /></p><p>[<a href="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/NrllAless/blog/news/ama%202007/queen-latifah-2007-ama-1.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></p><p><b><br /><font size="3">2. Nigella Lawson</font></b><br />Without the T&amp;A we all love so much, Nigella Lawson could probably squeeze that little waist of hers into a size 6. But we would hate for that to happen. Not only is she gorgeous, Lawson has gone through so much shit in her life (she lost her mother, her sister and her first husband to cancer) yet still manages to make sure we all eat enough chocolate.&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/nigella_lawson.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/nigella_lawson.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> <br /></p><p>[<a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v431/melissasigalovskaya/NigellaLawson.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></p><p><font size="3"><b><br />1. Christina Hendricks</b></font><br />We have to bow at the feet of Christina Hendricks for bringing Joan Holloway and her gorgeous curves into our lives, and back into the mainstream popular culture. While she likes her dresses snug, we heard from someone who used to share her clothes that she&#39;s most certainly a size 10. And on a scale of 1 to 10, a 10. </p><p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/christina_hendricks.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/christina_hendricks.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> <br /></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2008-08-17-joanholloway.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>]<br /></font></p><p><font size="1"><b>*Disclaimer:</b> This size thing is based purely on our own assumptions and/or input from people who claim to know. But being a size 10 ourselves, we&#39;re pretty good at guessing these things. </font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/28/top-10-rich-people-who-look-poor.aspx">Top 10 Rich People Who Look Poor</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/12/04/top-10-things-we-didn-t-need-to-waste-time-doing-this-year-but-did-anyway-file-under-facebook.aspx">Top 10 Things We Didn&#39;t Need to Waste Time Doing This Year But Did Anyway (File Under: Facebook)</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/12/top-10-ways-to-avoid-becoming-the-crazy-cat-lady.aspx">Top 10 Ways to Avoid Becoming The Crazy Cat Lady</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/02/scanner-emily-s-top-10-lessons-learned-in-2008.aspx">Scanner Emily&#39;s Top 10 Lessons Learned in 2008 </a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/02/scanner-emily-s-top-10-lessons-learned-in-2007.aspx">Scanner Emily&#39;s Top 10 Lessons Learned in 2007</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/21/crush-of-the-week-adele.aspx">Crush of the Week: Adele</a></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/30/jennifer-hudson-looking-hot-on-her-new-album-cover.aspx">Jennifer Hudson Looking Hot on Her New Album Cover</a></font></h4><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=131965" width="1" height="1">chocolatepornhip hopsaturday night livetop 10 listslesbianscurvesamerican idolanna wintourvogueSNLdoctorscountry musicgrey's anatomytop ten liststhe food networktabloidsactressesqueen latifahactingneko casepierce brosnansarah palinlesbians kissingjennifer hudsondream girlschristina hendricksjoan hollowayadelesingersoverweightbikini pictureslisticlessize 10 pantssize 10 dresseskelly shaye smithsize ten pantsmissy eliotnigella lawsontop ten women size ten and upplus size actressesclothing sizesarah ramirezthe grammy'sbest new artistda rainsize 10the new pornographersgrammy awardsthe raindrummerssize ten dressesfemale drummersplus-size celebritiesmadmenbikini photoscelebrities that are a size tendreamgirlslesbian doctorssleater kinneytop ten hottest women size to and upi can't stand the rainjanet weisslesbian actionhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/04/sloppy-seconds-amy-winehouse-s-new-single-life.aspxWed, 04 Feb 2009 23:24:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:171508Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=171508http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/04/sloppy-seconds-amy-winehouse-s-new-single-life.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/amy_winehouse2.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/amy_winehouse2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Those creepy &quot;not&quot; Sasha and Malia Obama dolls named Sasha and Malia have been given new names. [<a href="http://snafu-ed.blogspot.com/2009/02/sasha-malia-dolls-get-new-names.html" target="_blank">Snafued</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">Steven King slammed <i>Twilight</i> writer Stephanie Meyer saying she had no talent for writing. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20090204/en_celeb_eo/82354" target="_blank">Yahoo!</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">What do Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi argue about? Half-empty glasses. Or half-full glasses, depending on how you look at it. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/portia-de-rossi-what-ellen-degeneres-and-i-fight-about" target="_blank">Us</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Jennifer Hudson&#39;s Super Bowl rendition of the national anthem is now for sale on iTunes. [<a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1604238/20090204/hudson__jennifer.jhtml?rsspartner=rssBloglines" target="_blank">MTV</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Amy Winehouse seems to be enjoying herself lately, vacationing in St. Luica. She&#39;s even set to headline Coachella in April if she can keep her shit together until then. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20256865,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=171508" width="1" height="1">amy winehouselesbianshorsessuper bowlellen degenerescoachellastephanie meyerportia de rossidollslesbian weddingsjennifer hudsonmalia obamasasha obamatwilightsasha and malia obamasasha obama dollglass half fullstar spangled bannerfamous lesbian couplessasha and malia dollsnational anthemst. luicaglass half emptysteven kingmalia obama dollhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/23/lily-alen-quot-snogged-lesbian-twins-quot.aspxFri, 23 Jan 2009 16:27:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:167558Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=167558http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/23/lily-alen-quot-snogged-lesbian-twins-quot.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/lily_allen_kissing_girl.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/lily_allen_kissing_girl.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><span id="intelliTXT">&quot;I was on the sofa and I had them both. I was dancing and shoving my ass on one of them,&quot; Lily Allen recently revealed to <span style="font-style:italic;">Gay Times</span>...<br /></span></font></p><p><font size="2">Luckily (or unfortunately for some of you out there) it&#39;s a lot less exciting and a little less incestuous than you think. &quot;Snogging,&quot; apparently, is what the Brits call making out. But the ever-classy Perez Hilton ran this headline anyway: <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-22-lily-allen-says-she-had-sex-with-twin-lesbians" target="_blank">Lily Allen Says She Had Sex With Twin Lesbians</a>.</font> </p><p class="article"><font size="2">Sorry if that&#39;s disappointing. Maybe this will help: Lily did say, &quot;That’s the only time, but I have lesbian dreams a lot.” </font></p><p class="article"><font size="2">We would just like to take this opportunity (er, teachable moment?) to say that just because twins are lesbians does mean they should be lesbians TOGETHER. <br /></font></p><p><font size="2"><b>[<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-22-lily-allen-says-she-had-sex-with-twin-lesbians" target="_blank">Perez Hilton</a> via <a href="http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-star-couplings-lily-allen-naughty-confession/" target="_blank">The Frisky</a>]</b></font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/23/while-you-were-sleeping-zooey-deschanel-s-next-record.aspx">While You Were Sleeping: Zooey Deschanel&#39;s Next Record</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/21/while-you-were-sleeping-lily-allen-sends-topless-pic-to-wrong-guy.aspx">While You Were Sleeping: Lily Allen Sends Topless Pic To Wrong Guy</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/03/sloppy-seconds-lily-allen-tells-elton-john-to-fuck-off.aspx">Sloppy Seconds: Lily Allen Would Very Much Like Sir Elton John to F*ck Off, Seriously</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/20/lily-allen-and-kids-from-quot-harry-potter-quot-form-youngest-most-adorablest-love-triangle-ever.aspx">Lily Allen and Kids From &quot;Harry Potter&quot; Form Youngest, Most Adorablest Love Triangle Ever!</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/06/04/spoon-or-spork-lily-allen.aspx">Spoon or Spork: Lily Allen?</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/15/lily-allen-topless-boobs.aspx">Your Daily Dose of Boobies: Lily Allen</a></b>&nbsp;<br /></font></h4><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=167558" width="1" height="1">lily allenperez hiltonlesbianssnogginglilly allenbritonsbritsthe u.k.lesbian twinsgay timeswhat is snogginglesbian twins getting it onlilly allen kissing lesbian twinshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/15/papsmeared-lindsay-and-sam-step-out-to-show-the-world-they-re-still-in-love.aspxThu, 15 Jan 2009 16:31:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:165083Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=165083http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/15/papsmeared-lindsay-and-sam-step-out-to-show-the-world-they-re-still-in-love.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/fp_1806500_lindsay_lohan_and_samantha_ronson_rekindle_their_relationship.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/fp_1806500_lindsay_lohan_and_samantha_ronson_rekindle_their_relationship.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></p><p>[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/76722/lindsay-and-samantha-are-inseparable-again/fp_1806500_lindsay_lohan_and_samantha_ronson_rekindle_their_relationship/" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=165083" width="1" height="1">lindsay lohankissinglovelesbianspicturessamantha ronsonbreak upspapsmearedrekindleback togetherhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/13/sloppy-seconds-sam-and-lindsay-did-not-break-up.aspxWed, 14 Jan 2009 00:01:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:164305Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=164305http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/13/sloppy-seconds-sam-and-lindsay-did-not-break-up.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/lindsay_samantha_lesbians_kiss.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/lindsay_samantha_lesbians_kiss.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">We&#39;ve all been living happily under the assumption that Mad Men will return for a third season (it&#39;s half the reason we broke down and got cable) but even after winning a Golden Globe, the show&#39;s creator Matthew Weiner doesn&#39;t &quot;even know if it&#39;s happening.&quot; [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/01/matthew_weiner_on_mad_mens_thi.html" target="_blank">DailyIntel</a>]</font></p><p><font size="2">Smith Magazine has released a follow-up to its best selling Six Word Memoir Book. This one is about love and heartbreak. [<a href="http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-six-word-memoirs/" target="_blank">TheFrisky</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">As the Pussycat Dolls gear up for another tour, we wish hard that they&#39;d disappear. [<a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1602622/20090113/lady_gaga.jhtml?rsspartner=rssBloglines" target="_blank">MTV</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Even after her marriage to <strike>gay</strike> country star Kenny Chesney failed, Renee Zellweger is open to marrying again. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/renee-zellweger-i-will-marry-again+" target="_blank">Us</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">We will marry the first man who takes us on the New Kids on the Block cruise. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20251844,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Despite speculation that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson broke up and rumors that they didn&#39;t and news stories that they did, Lilo sets the record straight in &quot;Life &amp; Style&quot;: “We never broke up. People don’t have to be together every second. It’s healthy to miss someone, and if you’re in it for the long run, it’s good to know that.” [<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/76261/lindsay-sets-the-recordstraight/" target="_blank">FadedYouth</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/12/golden-globes-worst-dressed-wtf-was-up-with-the-hair.aspx">Golden Globes Worst Dressed: WTF Was Up With The Hair?</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/19/were-the-new-kids-on-the-block-always-such-bad-singers.aspx">Were the New Kids on the Block Always Such Bad Singers?</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/06/oh-snap-we-thought-the-nkotb-reunion-was-supposed-to-be-all-ironic-and-stuff.aspx">Oh Snap, We Thought the NKOTB Reunion Was Supposed To Be All Ironic and Stuff </a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/05/12/some-facts-about-jenna-bush-s-wedding-set-to-the-tune-of-nkotb.aspx">Some Facts About Jenna Bush&#39;s Wedding Set to the Tune of NKOTB</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/06/05/britney-spears-to-appear-in-new-pussycat-dolls-video.aspx">We Bet You (Like Us) Thought The Pussycat Dolls Couldn&#39;t Get Any Worse</a></b></font></h4><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=164305" width="1" height="1">gaylindsay lohanbritney spearssloppy secondsmad menlesbianspicturesnew kids on the blockengagementsrenee zellwegernkotbsamantha ronsonbreak upsgay menlindsay and sam kisslindsay and samkenny chesneyliloamcjoan hollowaymarriedgolden globe2009the pussycat dollsnew kids on the block cruisegetting marriedmatthew weinermarryto marrydan draperjanuary 13cruisesix word memoir bookmarried to a gay mansamrolady gagasmith magazinehttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/08/sloppy-seconds-ellen-degeneres-is-on-the-prowl.aspxThu, 08 Jan 2009 23:15:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:162653Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=162653http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/08/sloppy-seconds-ellen-degeneres-is-on-the-prowl.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/ellen_degeneres400.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/ellen_degeneres400.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Ellen Degeneres is set on finding Anne Hathaway a new boyfriend. Um, can she find us one while she&#39;s at it? [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20250763,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Oh! R. Kelly was married? Could have fooled us. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/r-kelly-divorce-finalized-after-11-years" target="_blank">Us</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">What did Martha Stewart say when she walked in on some lesbians having sex in prison? [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/01/martha_stewart_will_not_let_vi.html" target="_blank">DailyIntel</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">We love this new PlanB commercial. Conservatives? Not so much. [<a href="http://adage.com/article?article_id=133632" target="_blank">AdAge</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Aaaaaaand the guy who lost the Minnesota state Senate seat is suing him. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/01/sen-al-franken-sued-for-something-or-other.php" target="_blank">Radar</a>]&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/specials/oscars08/couples/ellen_degeneres400.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=162653" width="1" height="1">marriagedivorcelawsuitssenateal frankenR Kellylesbiansr. kellypro-lifeprisonminnesotaconservativesbirth controlellen degeneresPro Lifemartha stewartportia de rossianne hathawayplan banti choiceanti-choiceadageadvertising agehttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/05/cat-scratch-fever-lilo-and-sam-ronson-in-new-year-s-eve-girlfight.aspxMon, 05 Jan 2009 19:01:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:161378Colleen Kane4http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=161378http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/05/cat-scratch-fever-lilo-and-sam-ronson-in-new-year-s-eve-girlfight.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/LiloRonson.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/LiloRonson.jpg" border="0" height="428" width="455" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">As much as we enjoy reading the tawdry British rags (i.e., mostly looking at photos), we suspect The Daily Mail might just be making this one up for ultimate titllation: Lindsay Lohan, and Samantha Ronson, sexy &quot;lady&quot; lesbians, fighting, each other, in an alleyway.&nbsp; </font></p><p>Video after the jump. <br /> </p><p><font size="2">The pair rang in the new year by hosting a party at the Miami nighclub Mansion, until the latest fracas began as seen in this video. One viewer interpreted LiLo&#39;s rage was over Sam&#39;s selection of a Britney Spears song. (So like, is that the kind of stuff she plays as a professional DJ? Hm.) </font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dteYDGFE-28&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dteYDGFE-28&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></object><p><font size="2">The duo then took it outside nearby alley. </font></p><p><font size="2">&quot;When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!&quot;&#39;&nbsp; a &quot;source&quot; claims Lindsay screeched at Sam.<br /></font></p><p><font size="2">The beatdown continued later in their hotel room, which they reportedly trashed.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">Here&#39;s the best part, though, as quoted from a source in The New York Post via <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1105603/Lindsay-Lohan-Samantha-Ronson-welcome-2009-brawling-alley-outside-nightclub.html" target="_blank">The Daily Mail</a>:&nbsp; &quot;It was a really gross alley. There was a bum [tramp] eating a sandwich watching the whole thing.&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2">Lesson for the New Year: bum = tramp in England.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font> </p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/08/caption-this-lindsay-lohan-s-boobs-and-sam-ronson-s-eyeline.aspx">Caption This: Lindsay Lohan&#39;s Boobs And Sam Ronson&#39;s Eyeline</a></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/02/michael-lohan-voicemail-for-lindsay.aspx">Lindsay Lohan: Lies My Father Told Me</a></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/05/hot-or-not-michael-musto-s-lindsay-lohan-s-marilyn-monroe.aspx">Hot or Not: Michael Musto&#39;s Lindsay Lohan&#39;s Marilyn Monroe</a></font></h4><p><font size="1"><i>Image: WENN/Daily Mail<br /></i></font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;</font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=161378" width="1" height="1">lesbiansnew york postDaily Mailmiamisamantha ronsonlilolindsay lohanbummansiontrampgirlfighthttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/30/this-week-in-gayness-sean-penn-and-mickey-rourke-get-personal.aspxTue, 30 Dec 2008 15:47:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:159958Brian Fairbanks0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=159958http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/30/this-week-in-gayness-sean-penn-and-mickey-rourke-get-personal.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/battlestar_galactica.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/battlestar_galactica.jpg" border="0" height="331" width="542" alt="" /></a> </p><p><br /><font size="2"><a href="http://rawstory.com/news/2008/A_gay_beat_poet_and_Secretary_1228.html" target="_blank">Allen Ginsberg </a>actually believed (well, maybe that&#39;s too strong a word) Henry Kissinger would strip naked with him on national television in a bid to promote world peace.&nbsp; </font><br /></p><p><font size="2">The gay blogs are taking an &quot;ex-gay&quot; to task for appearing in <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/%7Er/GoodAsYou/%7E3/LowADSgDyyY/audio-some-ex-gay-for-your-almost-ex-2008.html" target="_blank">anti anti-hate crime</a> ads. <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">A divorced Mom in (surprise, surprise) Tennessee is not allowed to have her lesbian lover stay over. The lesbian lover has taken extreme measures to ensure the bigoted judge does not win...</font></p><blockquote><p><font size="2"><i>Angel Chandler&#39;s partner, who has been with Ms. Chandler for nearly 10 years, was given a &quot;paramour&quot; restriction by the family court, despite the fact that a court-ordered psychiatric evaluation deemed Ms. Chandler&#39;s partner to be &quot;a positive influence on her children.&quot; According to Jeanne Sager of Strollerderby, &quot;The ACLU has stepped into the fray, filing a brief this week that urges the court to remove the paramour restriction, calling it unconstitutional for interfering with Chandler&#39;s abilities to raise her children as she sees fit.&quot;</i></font></p><font size="2"><i>For now, Chandler and her partner are<b> getting around the ruling by living side-by-side</b> in a duplex. </i>[<a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/jezebel/full/%7E3/sDNNl9woSa4/divorced-mother-not-allowed-to-have-lesbian-partner-and-children-sleep-over-at-the-same-time" target="_blank">Jezebel</a>]</font></blockquote> <p><font size="2">If you consider yourself &quot;trans&quot; anything, it&#39;s better just to stay away from Memphis, as we&#39;ve learned from <a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2008/12/transwoman-shot-in-memphis-is-in-critical-condition?fromrss=1" target="_blank">this</a> and other recent news stories. </font></p><p><font size="2">Yay! Campbell&#39;s Soup is on the <a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2008/12/ummm-ummm-good-campbell-soup-supports-gay-families?fromrss=1" target="_blank">pro-gay</a> side. </font></p><p><font size="2">A New Jersey church is being <a href="http://lezgetreal.com/2008/12/church-sued-for-discrimination.html" target="_blank">sued for discrimination</a>. These idiots think they are above the law or something? You can&#39;t discriminate against gay people, not even in Jersey! </font></p><p><font size="2">If you&#39;re so upset at people for getting married and yet despise straight divorce, maybe you should get behind California&#39;s <a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2008/12/please-dont-divorce-us-campaign?fromrss=1" target="_blank">&quot;Please Don&#39;t Divorce Us&quot; </a>campaign. Hey, you might learn something.&nbsp; </font><br /></p><p><a href="http://gay_blog.blogspot.com/2008/12/finally-gay-male-character-on.html" target="_blank"><i>Battlestar Galactica</i></a> has a gay character, it seems.&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Poor Mickey Rourke is getting desperate in his bid for an Oscar. Check out the alleged text message he sent about rival Sean Penn:</font></p><blockquote><p><font size="2"><i>“Look seans an old friend of mine and i didnt buy his performance at all—thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides hes one of the most homophobic people i kno&quot; [<a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/defamer/full/%7E3/-b_48BZdJFA/mickey-rourke-to-sean-penn-no-youre-the-homophobe" target="_blank">Defamer</a>]</i></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p></blockquote><p><b>Related:</b></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/23/this-week-in-gayness-wait-freddie-mercury-was-gay.aspx">This Week In Gayness: Straight Man Sues Over Homophobic Taunting</a></h4><p>&nbsp;</p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/22/the-human-herp-ken-starr-returns-to-defend-marriage-against-people-who-want-it.aspx">The Human Herp: Ken Starr Returns To Defend Marriage Against People Who Want It</a></h4><p>&nbsp;</p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/22/pope-makes-insane-gay-metaphor.aspx">Pope Makes Insane Gay Metaphor</a></h4><p>&nbsp;</p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/18/top-5-sex-scenes-from-2007.aspx">Top 5 Sex Scenes From... 2007</a></h4><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=159958" width="1" height="1">transgenderdivorcemickey rourkegay marriagelesbiansnew jerseyblogsjezebelchurchcelebritiesbattlestar galacticagay sexhenry kissingerdiscriminationtext messaginghomophobiasean pennactorsgaynessmilkcaliforniaacluhate crimeprop 8memphisacademy award nominationspeace in the middle eastworld peacegay charactertenneseeallen ginsberghttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/26/sloppy-seconds-i-don-t-need-your-sex-i-ll-masturbate-.aspxFri, 26 Dec 2008 18:21:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:159366Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=159366http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/26/sloppy-seconds-i-don-t-need-your-sex-i-ll-masturbate-.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/katyperry.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/23-End/katyperry.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p><p><i>It&#39;s the end of the year as we know it... </i><br /></p><p>Self-proclaimed &quot;sex kitten,&quot; singer (&quot;Santa Baby&quot;), actress and all-around cool chick, Eartha Kitt, is dead at 81. [<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j1C56dYy4W-IgXZueldUkrEjKMxwD95AE5P00" target="_blank">AP</a>] <br /></p><p>Our old friend Scanner Sarah, now Salon Sarah (Hepola) explores the death of the celebrity scandal in 2008—a year chock full of, well, celebrity scandal. [<a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2008/12/26/celebrity_scandal/?source=newsletter" target="_blank">Salon</a>]<br /></p><p>Jezebel rounds up their top eight Lezebels (girls who like girls who are liked by the ladies at Jezebel) of 2008. We have a hard time believing they couldn&#39;t have made it a top 10, though. Hello? Wanda Sykes? <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/07/sloppy-seconds-queen-latifah-on-being-gay.aspx" target="_blank">M<i>aaaa</i>ybe</a> Queen Latifah? [<a href="http://jezebel.com/5117385/hot-girl+on+girl-action-top-8-lezebels-of-2008" target="_blank">Jezebel</a>] </p><p>Hollywood.com rounds up The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of 2008—mostly a bunch of people we&#39;ve never heard of, or at least pretend not to know. [<a href="http://www.hollywood.com/feature/2008_Year_in_Review/5366433" target="_blank">Hollywood.com</a>] </p><p>The Village Voice rounds up the worst lyrics of 2008. While we&#39;re sort of partial to T-Pain&#39;s &quot;I don&#39;t need your sex/I&#39;ll masturbate&quot; from <i>Therapy</i> we have to agree with the choice of Nickelback&#39;s &quot;You look so much cuter with something in your mouth&quot; from the aptly titled <i>Something in Your Mouth</i>, and even Usher&#39;s &quot;You order Chinese food right before you do me&quot; from <i>Trading Places</i>. [<a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/archives/2008/12/the_worst_lyrics_2008.php" target="_blank">Village Voice</a>] </p><p><i>Stay tuned for Scanner&#39;s round ups when the year is actually over... </i><br /></p><p>[<a href="http://khairilhusni.blogmas.com/files/2008/08/katyperry.jpg" target="_blank">Image</a>]<br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=159366" width="1" height="1">scannernervegaylindsay lohanamy winehousemasturbationHeath Ledger2008Ushersexsarah hepolasalonscanner emilylesbiansjezebelhollywoodscanner sarahemily farrisnerve.comellen degeneresvillage voicepharrellqueen latifahlindsay and sam kisssam ronsonkaty perrywanda sykesscanner blogchinese fooddecember 262008 round-upsunnecessary ellipsesnickelbackthe uglyeartha kitti don't need your sex i'll masturbatedeath of the celebrity scandalthe badunnecessary ellipsissex kittentrading placesthe goodworst lyrics of 2008porti de rossilezebelst-paingossip is deadcelebrity scandalbad lyricspeople we've never heard ofsanta babyhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/08/sloppy-seconds-fantasia-barrino-home-forclosure.aspxTue, 09 Dec 2008 00:02:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:153829Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=153829http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/08/sloppy-seconds-fantasia-barrino-home-forclosure.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/08-15/fantasia_barrino_naked.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/08-15/fantasia_barrino_naked.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Say goodbye to our old friends at MollyGood and please cross your fingers and hope that your favorite Scanner bloggers still have jobs come next Monday. [<a href="http://www.mollygood.com/" target="_blank">MollyGood</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Lynne Spears admits she was a bit of an enabler when raising Britney. [<a href="http://www.jossip.com/lynn-spears-blames-self-everyone-else-for-britneys-craziness-20081208/" target="_blank">Jossip</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Madonna is suing the Mail for publishing pictures of her wedding to soon-to-be-former husband Guy Ritchie. You know, so she can have even <i>more</i> money to flaunt in front of him when they split. [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7771732.stm" target="_blank">BBC</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Our neighborhood (read: Scanner Emily&#39;s neighborhood) is totally contaminated. Yum. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/08/nyregion/08greenpoint.html" target="_blank">NYT</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Fist Ed McMahon had his house foreclosed on, now it&#39;s <i>American Idol </i>winner Fantasia Barrino. Is Tyra Banks next? [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/idol-winner-fantasia-barrinos-home-in-foreclosure" target="_blank">Us</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Yet again, we are forced to tell you that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have not broken up. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20244920,00.html" target="_blank">People</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2"><span style="font-style:italic;">Our blog reader is down. That is all we have for you today folks.&nbsp; </span><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=153829" width="1" height="1">scannerlindsay lohansloppy secondsdivorcescanner emilylesbianslynne spearspicturesamerican idolryan seacrestmoneybrooklynmadonnaemily farrisGuy Ritchiethe daily mailmillionssamantha ronsonbreak upsed mcmahonlindsay and samlaw suitssuinggreenpointsuepicturemollygooddecember 8lindsay lohan and samantha ronson kisshome forclosurenorth brooklyn contaminationthe mailto sueten million dollarsthe end of mollygoodexxon oil spillfantasiafive million poundsexxonthe most polluted waterway in north americafive million dollarsfantasia barrinocontaminationmollygood shutting downnewtown creekthe recessionmadonna sues the daily mailhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/02/myspace-over-sam-and-lilo-not.aspxTue, 02 Dec 2008 16:11:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:151677Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=151677http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/02/myspace-over-sam-and-lilo-not.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/01-07/lindsay-lohan-sam-ronson-lesbian.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/01-07/lindsay-lohan-sam-ronson-lesbian.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">According to Michael Wolff, <a href="http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/12/michael-wolff-myspace-and-its-braindead-users-are-going-to-zero" target="_blank">MySpace is so over</a>. Though we can&#39;t quite bring ourselves to bury our profile next to the Friendster grave, we knew that a long time ago. But it seems Lindsay Lohan just got the memo. What does this mean for the world? Well, for one, maybe she won&#39;t be posting so many <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/22/lindsay-lohan-blogs-about-travis-barker-and-dj-am.aspx" target="_blank">newsworthy</a> MySpace blog posts and two, maybe she&#39;ll be our friend on Facebook.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">If the rumor mill is right (and when is it not?) Lilo is posting on the &quot;Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson&quot; group on Facebook under the pseudonym &quot;Bella Vita&quot; and she would like you to know that she and Sam are not breaking up.&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">With the subject line &quot;not breaking up&quot; one Miss Vita posted the following message:</font></p><blockquote><p><font size="2"><i><br />&quot;Tabloids and people tell lies- they always wanna see everything and anything good come to an end. duh&quot;</i></font> </p></blockquote><p><font size="2"><br />Sounds like Lindsay to us.&nbsp; <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">We think <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=15014518366" target="_blank">this</a> is the group in question. We&#39;d join to see the post for ourselves, but we don&#39;t want our friends to see that shit.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"><b>[Silicon Alley Insider: <a href="http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/12/michael-wolff-myspace-and-its-braindead-users-are-going-to-zero" target="_blank">Michael Wolff: MySpace And Its Braindead Users Are Going To Zero</a>]<br /><br />[MollyGood: <a href="http://www.queerty.com/lindsay-lohan-loves-facebook-and-samantha-ronson-20081201/" target="_blank">Lindsay Lohan Loves Facebook and Samantha Ronson</a>] </b></font></p><p><b><font size="2"><br />Related:</font></b></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><u><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/22/lindsay-lohan-blogs-about-travis-barker-and-dj-am.aspx">Since When Did Lindsay Lohan&#39;s Blog Posts Constitute Hard Hitting News?</a></font></b></u></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><u><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/15/lindsay-lohan-and-sam-ronson-would-like-you-to-know-what-they-think-of-sarah-palin.aspx">Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Would Like You to Know What They Think of Sarah Palin</a></font></b></u></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><u><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/21/when-drinking-and-technology-don-t-mix-scanner-emily-s-facebook-faux-pas.aspx">While You Were Sleeping: Lindsay Lohan&#39;s &quot;Secret Talent&quot; Was Buried Forever</a></font></b></u></h4><p><u><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/21/when-drinking-and-technology-don-t-mix-scanner-emily-s-facebook-faux-pas.aspx">When Drinking and Technology Don&#39;t Mix: Scanner Emily&#39;s Facebook Faux Pas</a></font></b></u></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><u><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/the-real-world-facebook-or-scanner-emily-vs-the-mormons.aspx">&quot;The Real World: Facebook&quot; or Scanner Emily vs. The Mormons</a></font></b></u></h4><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=151677" width="1" height="1">gaylindsay lohannew york magazinemyspacegay marriagefacebookscrabulouslesbianspicturestechnologyfriendstersamantha ronsonlindsay lohan lesbianlesbians kissingprop 8proposition 8michael wolffsamantha ronson lesbianpseudonymsmichael wolff on facebookgay girlsmyspace is deadpseudonym &quot;Bella Vita&quot;lindsay and sam facebook groupbella vitamyspace is going to zerolindsay lohan and samantha ronson facebook groupgravesmichael wolff on myspacethe internetlindsay lohan facebook groupsam and lindsay kisslindsay lohan is a lesbianhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/24/eharmony-let-the-gays-begin.aspxMon, 24 Nov 2008 19:46:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:149613Scanner Matt1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=149613http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/24/eharmony-let-the-gays-begin.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><img src="http://cache.consumerist.com/assets/images/consumerist/2008/05/eHarmonyLove.jpg" alt="eHarmony" align="" border="" height="212" hspace="" width="494" /><br /><br /><a href="http://eharmony.com" target="_blank">eHarmony</a>, the online matchmaking site that infamously rejected the gay community (and Scanner Emily)&nbsp; now begrudgingly offers their services to love-seeking homosexuals (but not Emily).<br /><br />After numerous lawsuits, eHarmony will be forced to service gays and lesbians (zing!). The <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hqWaIhebV73ULjPWUfwRcEX-7oPgD94I61M00" title="AP">AP</a> reports that this is, in particular, due to a 2005 settlement in a suit filed by Eric McKinley of New Jersey who demanded not to be subject to discrimination when he was prevented from joining the site because he was gay. <br /><br />But eHarmony couldn&#39;t actually let the gays use their site. The company has created a <i>new</i> agency (We know, it’s all very “Separate but Equal”) so passionately titled, Compatible Partners (we were expecting eCacophony) will launch this March, just in time for Valentine’s Day to be long gone.<br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Jerks.<br /><i></i></font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/13/the-real-world-facebook-or-scanner-emily-vs-the-mormons.aspx">&quot;The Real World: Facebook&quot; or Scanner Emily vs. The Mormons</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/21/this-week-in-gayness-ellen-vs-the-bigots.aspx">This Week in Gayness: Ellen vs. the Bigots</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/28/this-week-in-gayness-guy-attacked-at-anti-proposition-8-rally.aspx">This Week In Gayness: Guy Attacked At Proposition 8 Protest</a></b></font></h4><p><font size="2"><i>Photo: The Consumerist</i><br /></font> </p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=149613" width="1" height="1">datinganimalsmarriageloveinternetlesbiansvalentine's daycrazygaysbigotryChristianhomophobiafamily valuesprop 8prejudiceeHarmonyrelationshipseparate but equalright wingnight lifeservicehttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/10/lindsay-lohan-is-in-love-with-a-woman-but-not-a-lesbian.aspxMon, 10 Nov 2008 20:09:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:144960Emily Farris6http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=144960http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/10/lindsay-lohan-is-in-love-with-a-woman-but-not-a-lesbian.aspx#comments<p><font size="2">&nbsp;<a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/08-15/lindsay_lohan_sam_ronson_kissing_holding_hands.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/08-15/lindsay_lohan_sam_ronson_kissing_holding_hands.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">Lindsay Lohan is either trying really, really hard to keep her private life private or she&#39;s really confused about her sexuality. <br /><br />Either one is cool with us, but in a <a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/62861/lindsay-lohan-does-harpers-bazaar-2/" target="_blank">recent interview</a> with Harper&#39;s Bazaar, Lohan insisted that she&#39;s not a lesbian, but admitted she&#39;s dating a &quot;wonderful&quot; woman. She&#39;s madly in love, she says, and pointed out that &quot;it&#39;s pretty obvious who I&#39;m dating&quot; though she refused to name her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">So, is she bisexual? &quot;Maybe. Yeah.&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related:</b></font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/08/caption-this-lindsay-lohan-s-boobs-and-sam-ronson-s-eyeline.aspx">Caption This: Lindsay Lohan&#39;s Boobs And Sam Ronson&#39;s Eyeline</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/02/michael-lohan-voicemail-for-lindsay.aspx">Lindsay Lohan: Lies My Father Told Me</a></b></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/22/lindsay-lohan-blogs-about-travis-barker-and-dj-am.aspx">Since When Did Lindsay Lohan&#39;s Blog Posts Constitute Hard Hitting News?</a>&nbsp;</b></font></h4><p><font size="2">[<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/63109/lindsay-is-confused-about-her-seuxality/" target="_blank">Source</a>]</font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=144960" width="1" height="1">lindsay lohanlesbianssamantha ronsonlindsay and sam kisslindsay lohan and samantha ronson matching tattoosbisexualxualhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/09/while-you-were-sleeping-human-evolution-ended.aspxThu, 09 Oct 2008 14:29:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:134918Brian Fairbanks0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=134918http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/09/while-you-were-sleeping-human-evolution-ended.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/08-15/pregnant%20lesbian.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/08-15/pregnant%20lesbian.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">You won&#39;t see a better headline all day: <a href="http://www.my925radio.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104659&amp;article=4372196" target="_blank">&quot;ZZ Top regrets snake tour.&quot;</a> And yes, it&#39;s worth reading beyond the title for the story of those snakes.<br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Eric Clapton is selling 13 shotguns. The news here? <a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/10/09/eric_clapton_s_guns_to_be_sold_at_auctio" target="_blank">Eric Clapton</a> is a scary, scary mofo. </font></p><p><font size="2">Even when she finally got it together to get her own driver, Britney Spears still can&#39;t escape trouble on the road...</font></p><blockquote><p><font size="2"><i>Accident-prone <a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/10/09/britney_spears_involved_in_another_car_c" target="_blank"><b>Britney Spears</b></a> was reportedly involved in another car crash after she was pursued by the waiting paparazzi in California.<a title="more100325" class="" id="more100325" name="more100325"></a></i></font> </p><p><font size="2"><i>The star - who is due to stand trial after she was caught driving without a license last year - was being chauffeured through West Hollywood <span class="iAs"></span>when a photographer&#39;s car collided with her vehicle, reports celebrity website <i>TMZ.</i>com</i>. [<a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/10/09/britney_spears_involved_in_another_car_c" target="_blank">Starpulse</a>]<br /></font></p></blockquote><p><font size="2">A Brooklyn, NY arts space has introduced the floating brothel. Unfortunately, it&#39;s only for <a href="http://galapagosartspace.com/events.html" target="_blank">actors</a>. <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">We&#39;re not making up this summary: a South Australian <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,434921,00.html" target="_blank">man is believed to have impregnated 30 lesbians</a>. Now, the local community is worried about accidental incest.... <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">And one scientist claims that because old men aren&#39;t having as much sex with young lasses anymore, human beings are no longer evolving. We failed science, so trust us, it makes a lot more sense when you <a href="http://www.supercollide.com/2008/10/human-evolution-has-ended-saya-leading.html" target="_blank">just read the article</a>. </font></p><p><font size="2">A British couple proves <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7654254.stm" target="_blank">recycling is super awesome</a>. Or that airline tickets are super cheap if it involves travel to third world countries, such as the United States. (Again, just read it, you&#39;ll see what we mean.) </font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><b>Related</b>:</font></p><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/03/reason-8-847-not-to-sleep-with-a-bali-hooker.aspx">Reason #8,847 Not To Sleep With A Bali Hooker...</a></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/01/man-buys-camera-on-ebay-finds-treasure-trove-of-mi6-secret-documents.aspx">Man Buys Camera On Ebay, Finds Treasure Trove Of MI6 Secret Documents</a></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/30/man-claims-he-was-robbed-by-gang-of-topless-women.aspx">Man Claims He Was Robbed By Gang Of Topless Women</a></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/30/sloppy-seconds-pete-wentz-puts-his-money-where-his-penis-is-not-pictures.aspx">Sloppy Seconds: Pete Wentz Puts His Money Where His Penis is Not</a></font></h4><h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/03/slutty-halloween-costume-ideas.aspx">Because It&#39;s Never Too Early to Start Thinking About Slutty Halloween Costumes</a></font></h4><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=134918" width="1" height="1">britney spearsmusicsciencegunssexevolutionlesbiansbrothelsaustraliaairlinesbrooklynbritishcar accidentsnakeshoneymoonrecyclingzz toperic claptonhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/26/sloppy-seconds-was-lilo-just-joking-about-the-whole-coming-out-thing-yeah-sure.aspxFri, 26 Sep 2008 21:02:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:131093Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=131093http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/26/sloppy-seconds-was-lilo-just-joking-about-the-whole-coming-out-thing-yeah-sure.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/lindsaylohanlesbian.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/23-End/lindsaylohanlesbian.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">D.J. AM has been released from the hospital following the plane crash that left him and Travis Barker badly burned and four people dead. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/dj-am-released-from-hospital" target="_blank">Us</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Move over Katie Couric; Rachel Maddow is the new queen of news. [<a href="http://www.queerty.com/move-over-katie-%E2%80%93-rachel-maddow-is-the-new-news-poster-gal-20080926/" target="_blank">Queerty</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Is ABC&#39;s &quot;Brothers &amp; Sisters&quot; getting another surprise sibling? [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20080926/en_top_eo/31074" target="_blank">Yahoo!</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">Apparently we&#39;re all supposed to go and listen to Britney Spears&#39; new song now. [<a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1595702/20080926/spears_britney.jhtml?rsspartner=rssBloglines" target="_blank">MTV</a>] </font></p><p><font size="2">US Olympic swim champ Michael Phelps says he&#39;s no sex symbol. We agree, but women around the world do not. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20229111,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a>] <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">OMG! Lilo was totally not saying she was a lesbian when she said that she and Sam Ronson had been together &quot;a very long time.&quot; [<a href="http://www.mollygood.com/lindsay-lohans-rep-just-kidding-20080926/" target="_blank"><font color="#999999">MollyGood</font></a>] <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=131093" width="1" height="1">lindsay lohanbritney spearssloppy secondslesbiansabcsongssiblingsolympicskatie couriclindsay and sammichael phelpstravis barkerdj ambrotehrs &amp; sistersbrothers and sistersrachel maddowhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/19/sloppy-seconds-woody-allen-supports-barack-obama.aspxFri, 19 Sep 2008 21:33:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:128721Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=128721http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/19/sloppy-seconds-woody-allen-supports-barack-obama.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/16-22/scarlett-johansson-n-woody-allen-05.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/16-22/scarlett-johansson-n-woody-allen-05.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p><p>Is there even <i>more</i> &quot;Sex and the City&quot; in our future? [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/what-sarah-jessica-parker-says-about-the-sex-and-the-city-sequel" target="_blank">Us</a>] </p><p>If you&#39;re just dying to hear Britney Spears&#39; new single &quot;Womanizer,&quot; here: [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/09/britney-spears-womanizer-leaks-omg.php" target="_blank">Radar</a>] <br /></p><p>Thank the God in heaven (who we don&#39;t really believe in): Elisabeth Hasselbeck is leaving <i>The View</i> (that we don&#39;t really watch) for Fox News (which we absolutely don&#39;t watch). [<a href="http://www.popcrunch.com/elisabeth-hasselbeck-leaving-the-view-for-fox-news-anchor-seat/" target="_blank">PopCrunch</a>]</p><p>Is there trouble in Olsen Twin paradise? But not double trouble (har, har). [<a href="http://www.mollygood.com/the-fired-one-is-on-your-left-20080919/" target="_blank">MollyGood</a>] </p><p>&nbsp;Cynthia Nixon is very pleased with Brad Pitt these days. 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