While You Were Sleeping: John Mayer vs. Jimmy Fallon?

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:08:00 GMT

The new Iron Man 2 rumors say that there may not be enough money to include Samuel L. Jackson. Then again, they are somehow able to afford Emily Blunt for a role.

We're a sucker for crazy bets like this: a Republican senator lost a gentlemanly bet on a college football game to a Democratic senator. His repentance? He had to serenade Florida politician Bill Nelson, a former astronaut, with Elton John's "Rocket Man."

The Ex-BART officer who shot and killed an unarmed man on recorded video was found...

The former transit police officer accused of shooting an unarmed man at a California train station went to Nevada with his family "to clear his mind" after receiving death threats, his lawyer said Wednesday.
The lawyer's comments came after Johannes Mehserle was arrested on a fugitive warrant in Nevada.
Leads led investigators to Johannes Mehserle, 27, in Zephyr Cove, Nevada, on Tuesday, authorities said. He was contacted through his attorney and then surrendered. [CNN]

The blogs are predicting Amy Poehler's new Office "spinoff" is actually a knockoff.

If you're going to start a brawl, you might not want to do so in a brothel, especially when you're off-duty police officers.

We care what these people think of the John Mayer TV show? We could care less about his pop records and personal life, but the VH-1 show was inspired-- we always thought he would be a great late night host.

Going to the inauguration? 20+ jumbotrons. 5,000 port-a-potties. 10,000 National Guard troops. And clearly not enough beer vendors.

And Washington state will allow teachers to have sex with their students, as long as the students are legal.

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Hot or Not: The Lily Cole Playboy Cover?

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:17:00 GMT

Jude Law's nymph-y girlfriend Lily Cole is starring in this month's French Playboy with a 15-page spread. Although the photos have yet to hit the internet, the cover is here...

Normally, photos of cute European models without their clothes on are welcome on these pages, but we have to wonder if we want to see a girl who looks like she's 12 (even if she's really a legal 20) prancing about in the nude for our titilation...

...especially with a child's pink teddy bear to cover her naughty bits on the magazine's cover.

What do you think? Would you be interested in Jude's girl's gams (and so forth) when the snaps hit the web? Or is she too jailbait for ya?

Above photo via the Daily Mail.

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