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FHM's Ten Sexiest Women of 2009: Hot or Not?

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:01:00 GMT

Yesterday, Emily revealed FHM's sexiest woman in the world (2009 High-Bidding Publicist's Decision Edition, of course.) As usual, no one has ever heard of her, much as they had never heard of Megan Fox last year. Well, this time we can prove the vote was rigged because the winner doesn't have cache like appearing in a recent #1 blockbuster to help boost her rankings... she's just some random vaguely hot model that is on the rise...

10. Freida Pinto (she should've been higher, especially this year)

9. Anna Friel (can't believe they called the now-canceled Pushing Daisies "massive")

8. Kristin Kreuk (uh, she was on Smallville... and... uh... yeah, hasn't been heard from since)

7. Elisha Cuthbert (booorriing choices in this top 10)

6. Adriana Lima (heard of her, can't place her, moving on)

5. Keeley Hazell (wait, Keeley Hazell isn't as sexy as...)

4. Britney Spears (...automatically invalidating the entire list...)

3. Jessica Alba (when are men going to get tired of this untalented nobody?)

2. Megan Fox (the dethroned champion falls to...)

1. Cheryl Cole. Uh, apparently she was on a show called the X Factor and annoys Simon Cowell. If that's true, why isn't she tied for the top spot with Jennifer Hudson, who is far more attractive? Let's look at the photo evidence:

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Megan Fox Is So Hot Right Now, GQ Can Just Recycle Her Photos Every Month

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:41:00 GMT

Megan Fox, who will not be playing Wonder Woman, despite previous reports, and was the only woman shortlisted for GQ's Man of the Year is still the #1 woman on the internet. (Well, except for Keeley Hazel. And Sarah Palin. And... and... never mind.)

But no one drives up traffic like Megan Fox-- or, more importantly-- Megan Fox in a bikini...

According to One India:

American actress Megan Fox has been listed as the hottest babe on the planet in Chickipedia's latest 100 hottest women list yet again. Chickipedia, which is the world's largest web-based, wiki-based database of hot women on the planet, released the Top 100 most-searched for women in the month of October, the Daily Telegraph reported.

This is the second year that Fox has topped the list, with the second place going to Hugh Hefner''s No 1 ex-girlfriend Holly Madison. The most-searched for female survey saw Keeley Hazell in third position, while new Aussie girls ‘The Veronicas’ were at number six. The new list also saw Madonna and Victoria Beckham being dropped and replaced by US Republican IT girl Sarah Palin and her alter ego, Tina Fey.

Good riddance to Madonna and Victoria-- but Holly Madison? Bland as New York is fucking freezing today.

In celebration of Fox's latest victory, GQ has unleashed more of the photos that made her a huge star and, for no reason whatsoever, we're passing them along to you:

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Co-Ed Magazine Picks The 52 Best All-Natural Breasts...

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:52:00 GMT

...in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, of course. Gotta love the shameless ploy...

Here are our ten more-or-less SFW favorites... in no particular order, mind you.

Rosario Dawson

Scarlett Johansson

Monica Belluci

Elizabeth Hurley

Bridget Bardot

Salma Hayek

What, no America Ferrera?

Unfortunately, the 52 listed all big breasted babes. You know what they say about variety, guys: we could have used some smaller boobs on that survey. And another thing: we heard Keeley Hazell's boobs are, in fact, silicone, so we ruled her out even though Co-Ed included her (and at #2!) Read the rest of their list here, which contains NSFW images galore...

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Who Would You Rather: Keeley Hazell or Sara Boberg?

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:31:00 GMT

Both women wish they were in the Olympics, but weren't invited. Both were the subject of digital nude renderings leaked by unknown parties. And both look incredible naked, with their glorious natural breasts.

Hey, find us two naked guys in the news these days and we'll have a Who Would You Rather? with them two... otherwise, it's females galore...

Sara Boberg (above) is a Swedish crossbowoman who can't compete in the Olympics until the next time around, when the sport will finally become worthy of speedwalking and that shuffleboard thing the Canadians love so much. Her pics leaked about two weeks ago... and we made sure to post the best ones...

Keeley Hazell-- you remember her? British model? Told the press she was saving herself for marriage? Then her sex tape, made with a live-in boyfriend, came out a few weeks later? Yeah, good times...

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Bryan Christian — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:12:00 GMT

Mr. Skin has released its Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2007, which, while fairly tacky in its execution (um, "seat meat"?) is at least a good compendium of non-porn, non-dude (sorry!) nude for the year, should you be in the market for such a thing. Sienna Miller, Marisa Tomei, Eva Mendes, Natalie Portman, UK ladmag sensation Keeley Hazell, and a couple of O.C. alums make the cut, as does Scanner Sarah's fave Lust, Caution. Our thoughts?

Hold up, wasn't 300, like, one big nude scene? Or did we just fall asleep?

Do we really have to "look past the gore" of Hostel II "to revel in the fact that [Heather Matarazzo] grew up to look howlingly hot in the buff?" Really?

Also, isn't Ashley Judd in Bug, like, a paranoid speed freak? What is with you people?

What, no Golden Compass?