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While You Were Sleeping: Mel Gibson Is In Trouble Now

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 11 May 2009 14:11:00 GMT

Everyone's saying Obama brought down the house at the "nerd prom," aka the White House Correspondents Dinner, but really, it was Wanda Sykes who killed. She even landed good terrorism and abstinence jokes.

Ashton Kutcher got punk'd.

Star Trek shocked the movie industry by grossing over $72 million in its opening weekend.

Justin Timberlake brought it back to SNL.

It costs two cents more to mail a letter now, as if you still mail letters.

Mel Gibson may have impregnated his mistress. Yes, the guy who directed The Passion of the Christ.

The 9.6 million dollar text message.

Eminem has gone to war against... Mariah Carey?

Steven Soderbergh and Sasha Grey are on tour promoting their movie and are constantly having to defend porn.

While You Were Sleeping: Sex Scandal Star Fights Porn

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:34:00 GMT

Bob Dylan has the #1 record in England, making him the oldest musician to ever hold that spot. Although he has had many more top 5 records there than in the United States, it's his first chart-topper since 1970.

Angela Merkel... in her undies?

An eight-year-old girl was finally allowed to divorce her middle-aged husband.

Here's an in-depth look at Masters and Johnson, who may have faked those "gay conversion" studies, as we reported last week.

A look at life under "socialist" European government.

Donna Rice Hughes was half of the sex scandal that doomed Gary Hart's 1988 Presidential campaign. Now, she's back in the spotlight, fighting pornography.

Wanna see someone get waterboarded?

And the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction case drags on.

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PapSmeared: Justin Timberlake Sees You

Emily Farris — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:59:00 GMT

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Top 10 TV Nipple Slips and Wardrobe Malfunctions

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:59:00 GMT

You know, because Janet Jackson wasn't the first one to lose her outfit live on national television...

It's difficult to imagine, we know, but even game shows in the 60s and 70s were famous for nipple slips. Luckily, YouTube, Google Video and other online sources have managed to salvage some of the most memorable moments. They're all pretty much two seconds long, but this will make you a better future Trivial Pursuit contestant... since you know that's all that we're going to talk about in 20 years, the way our Idiocracy is going.

Here are ten in no particular order...

Ron Jeremy's High School Play Video Leaked!

Tara Reid Wishes She Was Actually Listening To What The Little People Were Yelling About

Jennifer Hawkins (the 2004 Miss Universe) Returns to Australia to Moon Her Hometown

The Match Game (okay, this is more of a "nipple slip" of the tongue, but hey... break it up a bit, ya know)

Eva Mendes Was Really Asking For It This Time

N Is For Nipples - TV Show Host Flashes Kids

Haven't Seen This Janet Jackson Nip Slip Before... Is It New?

They Let the Wrestlers Beat Up the Refs, But An Ass And Nipple Slip Is An Ejection?!

As Bob Barker Says, "She came on down and they came on out!" [sfw]

And finally, Meredith Viera pulls a Justin Timberlake on Helen Mirren:

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Zac Efron's Sexual Awakening

Emily Farris — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:55:00 GMT

Back in the days when our little sister was obsessed with N'Sync and we reluctantly drove and accompanied her to a concert after we won her back stage passes from a radio call-in (because that's the kind of thing big sisters do) we never thought we'd ever get a boner for Justin Timberlake. Little did we know. But, still, every time we see him looking all sexy, and even professorial, we are amazed at what a transformation he made. As far as we were concerned, like his band mates, Timberlake was clearly on the road to douchebaggery—maybe even more so than the rest of them. He appeared short, innocent and maybe even a little effeminate. Now he records songs we work out and rock out to, and unlike the boy band member we loved to hate in the 90's we would not kick Justin Timberlake out of bed. Neither would his super-hot fiance Jessica Biel.

Why did Timberlake make it out while Joey Fatone is dancing with the stars and those other guys—whose names we don't even remember—are most likely making appearances at malls across middle America? And, if he can do it, can Zac Efron do it, too? Our old friend Sarah Hepola, along with Joy Press, over at Salon think with a little help from Gus Van Sant, and some erect model nipples here and there that maybe, just maybe, he can.

In this month's Interview magazine, the well-scrubbed 21-year-old star of "High School Musical" loosens the shackles of his pukka-shell necklace and undergoes a dirty-sexy makeover -- black-and-white photos feature him rolling in the mud with a naked model (Lithuanian Edita Vilkeviciute), her pert nipples visible, and looking like he is 15 years late to Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" video shoot. The whole package is a self-conscious attempt to rescue Efron from the sea of Disney banality in which he has been dog-paddling for some time: The artsy cover ominously declares, "Zac Efron Is the Future." The interview is conducted by beloved indie director Gus Van Sant -- a man whose stamp of approval is so coveted by young Hollywood that it became a plotline in HBO's "Entourage" -- and the pair gab about vintage furniture and Efron's upcoming period film with Richard Linklater, "Me and Orson Welles." The repeated message here is that you won't have Zac Efron to sing your four-part harmonies anymore. On Tuesday came the announcement that Efron had pulled out of his starring role in the remake of "Footloose," a part that seemed to seal his fate as a song-and-dance plaything for tween America and the next logical step in his retread of vapid '80s teen idoldom. Ditching that part is possibly the most interesting thing Efron has done in his career -- which is, admittedly, a short list, including the time he told Elle magazine that his mom bought him an economy box of condoms....

I don't mean to suggest that by splattering mud on his face and pressing his pecs against a naked lady, Efron will suddenly morph into Johnny Depp. Depp displayed hints of his talent even in his earliest roles, whereas Efron's chops have yet to manifest. In fact, it's a bit squirm-inducing to hear about Efron's artistic aspirations, however fledgling and undefined they are. "I'm getting a list of great films on my iPhone," he told Gus Van Sant, "and every time somebody mentions one, I try to go out and watch it." (He just saw "Ordinary People." Verdict? "I was amazed.") His next film is "17 Again," a hokey-sounding age-inversion film in which he plays a 37-year-old stuck in the body of a teenager, which is not likely to land him on anyone's Oscar shortlist.

Nevertheless, there's something invigorating about a teen idol attempting to wriggle free of his constraints. It's a gamble for a star whose fame relies on the conflicted desires of the young girls (and boys) who adore him, in part, for his androgyny, because he is unthreatening, sweet and cuddly as a puppy. No matter how sexualized our culture becomes, the overwhelming success of "High School Musical" -- in fact, of every teen idol -- confirms that kids crave the soft-focus fantasy of romance and sexuality while keeping all the dirty, nasty stuff at arm's length. (Hello, Jonas Brothers.) Trying to transition into a more grown-up role is the sword on which so many beloved teen idols have fallen. But whether he can pull a Depp or a Timberlake, or whether he winds up as the next David Cassidy, forever plagued by the credibility that eluded him, Efron's career now has a quality it has lacked for so long: It has become unpredictable.

[Salon: Zac Efron and the twilight of the teen idol]

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Sloppy Seconds: The Most Amazing 9-1-1 Call Ever (AUDIO)

Emily Farris — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:50:00 GMT

Hey, geeks (or people like us?): it's National Grammar Day. [National Grammar Day]

We were totally pissed we missed this last year and we're actually considering entering this time. It's the third annual Peeps Diorama Contest! [Washington Post]

Barbie got a tramp stamp! [Jossip]

Justin Timberlake and his lady love Jessica Biel will celebrate her birthday with... George Bush? [Us]

Mariska Hargitay has been hospitalized—again!—for a collapsed lung. [Yahoo!]

Evan Rachel Wood topped VenusZine's list of 25 Under 25. Also on the list: Adele, Zoe Kravitz. [VenusZine]

We know Scanner Brian mentioned this in While You Were Sleeping, but it's so good we wanted to make sure you heard it (plus, we have the audio): a woman in Florida called 9-1-1 after a McDonald's employee told her the chain had run out of chicken McNuggets. Apparently, she had already paid and wanted her money back instead of some other food. Is it bad that this woman is sort-of our hero and that we also really want chicken McNuggets right now? [The Inquisitr]

Nipplegate II: The Russian Skater Shocker

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:26:00 GMT

Ekaterina Rubleva, a Russian figure skater, was competing in Helsinki, Finland the other day when her single-strap dress caused a Janet Jackson moment on national television.

But unlike the Jackson/Timberlake scandal, this was an unintentional consequence of a skimpy dress. (Although, if you think about it, what the hell was Rubleva thinking wearing a dress like that while whirrling all over the ice? No wonder it slipped.) Best part of all, no one was embarrassed by this, including Finnish conservatives and Rubleva herself, who merely smiles and shakes her head when the dance is completed.

Here's a video of their routine-- key moments come around 1:45 and 4:20.

Top via this link; bottom photo via this link.

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5 Reasons SNL Is Finally Worth Watching

Ina Maier — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:48:00 GMT

So, not to jump all over the bandwagon or anything, but I've got some pretty important opinions to add to the "SNL is actually funny!" discourse. Namely, that SNL is actually kinda funny! Sometimes. Not always, but often enough to make it finally worth watching. The reasons, none of which have anything to do with Tina Fey, Sarah Palin, or the election, (and videos!) after the jump.

5. Justin Timberlake

Love him or hate him, he's here to stay. He's like the Where's Waldo of SNL: you never know when he's gonna pop up, and somehow it's always funny when he does. See:

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4. Digital Shorts

Made famous from last year's geniusly catchy "Dick In A Box" (Also: Justin Timberlake, see above) and perfected with Extreme Activities Competition (starring, of course, Kristin Wiig; see below), Andy Samberg's Digital Shorts are quickly becoming the skit to reblog on Sunday morning. In honor of said tradition, here's this past Saturday's "Jizz In My Pants".

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

3. Kristin Wiig

Kristin Wiig is by far and away the most underrated cast-member of SNL, if only because her star was briefly (but not briefly enough) dimmed this season by Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impression. Anyone else think that Wiig's would have been better? Anyway, here's my personal favorite, Sue Surprise.

2. The Creepy Factor

Remember back when people actually said SNL was funny? And all the skits were just really random and super strange, but somehow hilarious? Kinda like the Season One original, Chevy-Chase in shark costume, Land Shark skit? Well, they're kinda heading back that way. Or at least trying to. From Paul Rudd's blood-n'-gore filled show to Malkovich's star-turn as Gertie, SNL is going back to it's decidedly strange roots.

1. DVR It's a long show. I know that. It's also on at 11:30 on Saturday nights. And like I said, it's not all funny, only some funny. But with the dawning of the robot-age and everyone and their mother having DVR, you can totally watch it in under 40 minutes flat. I promise. And you can even fast-forward through all the un-funny stuff and, most importantly, the musical guests.

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Sloppy Seconds: Divorce for Amy Winehouse?

Emily Farris — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:57:00 GMT

Be sure to go outside tonight. And then look up: A slender crescent moon, just 15-percent illuminated, will appear in very close proximity to the two brightest planets in our sky, Venus and Jupiter. Pretty! [Yahoo!]

This article, exploring the best age for sex, rubs our inner fuddy-duddy the wrong way: "And here's another bombshell the survey uncovered with which Mr Hefner might concur: ditching your long-term partner for someone new when you turn 40 is said to guarantee that you'll cash in on the sexual revolution. In other words, by getting a new brawn when you're about to experience a mid-life crisis means you'll be happier in the sack than you ever were before." [Sydney Morning Herald]

Is 30 Rock completely out of good guest stars? Let's let Larry King be the judge of that. [Vulture]

Y'all: Britney Spears' family didn't fuck her up. Her break-up with Justin Timberlake did. [Us]

Yes, Virginia, there is a liberal media. And yeah, it may have favored Barack Obama. [Yahoo!]

Blake Fielder Civil, otherwise known as Blake Incarcerated or Mr. Amy Winehouse, thinks it might be time to let his lady love go. You know, for her own good. [People]

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While You Were Sleeping: Barack Obama's Big Move

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:08:00 GMT

Alan Greenspan reveals the man responsible for the grave economic crisis we're facing: it's jazz musician Stan Getz.

Apparently, I, Brian Fairbanks had something to do with that Oregon stripper mayor getting stripped of her duties. We don't understand this link either.

This guy won't be able to accompany his 17-year-old wife to her high school dances...

Five pieces of facial jewelry may be all that is stopping a high school senior from attending any school dances with the 19-year-old man she recently married.
Casey Engstrom, 19, graduated from Hubbard High School in 2007. He has since married Brittany, 17, who is still a senior at the high school. The young couple now lives a stone’s throw away from the high school with Casey Engstrom’s grandmother, but Casey Engstrom will not be permitted to attend any school dances with his new wife. Casey Engstrom has been informed that he is banned from such school functions because of skin-stretching jewelry in his lip and ears. [Link]

Cynthia Nixon got involved in a debate about her kids' school, with video.

Send folk singer Odetta a card-- she's in critical condition in a New York hospital.

A man listed a beat up, useless automobile on e-bay for a few hundred dollars and then all but forgot about it. When the auction closed at well over $200,000, it became clear that the car was only one of six of its kind ever made.

Can someone explain to us why the TRL finale was on a Sunday night? Anyway, it featured a stunning cast of music stars, including Eminem, Justin Timberlake, and Beyonce.

And Barack Obama had a busy Sunday: he resigned his Senate seat, gave the Democratic radio address, and addressed the nation... all on YouTube.

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Justin Timberlake Moves to NYC, We Leave

Emily Farris — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:21:00 GMT

Justin Timberlake is moving to New York City. We're moving out. Not because we don't want to be neighbors with JTimb, but because, well, after eight-and-a-half years, we've had enough. At least for a while.

Case in point: Timberlake just paid $5.25 million for a downtown condo. We just got a 3-bedroom apartment in downtown Kansas City for $750 month. It has a porch and a claw-foot tub and a butler's pantry and a fire place and China cabinets built into the dining room. But the fact that our bed will no longer be our office is not the only reason we're going.

If you'll allow us to switch to the ever-so-personal, "I" and over share for a bit...

The time has come for me to say goodbye to the city I've called home for eight years. I spent the entire Bush administration in New York, and guess what? Now that Barack Obama has been elected President, I'm no longer afraid of the Midwest. Plus, I went home to do promotion for the book and fell in love. I've grown a lot in eight years, and so has Kansas City. I saw buses with bike racks!

When I left at 18, I was fleeing my Meth-ridden hometown of Independence (a suburb of KC) and a foreseeable future as a knocked up bank teller with dark roots and sweat pants. I can safely say I've evaded that path in life and I'm now free to live out my fantasy of residing in an amazing apartment in the urban center of a not so urban place (a place that's constantly changing, for the better).

I'll be using all of my new space to continue my freelance writing career (and my job at Scanner!), and I feel like having more mental and physical space will really open me up to write the things I've wanted to write for a long time.

This is not to say I'm not scared to death. I'm scared of falling off the face of the Earth, and I'm just plain scared to leave. New York sucked me in and promised to never let me go. And that freaked me out; I'm not ready for the lifetime commitment. I certainly don't want to be that lady on the subway (those of you who live in the city know who I'm talking about).

Lucky for me, as Gawker so famously pointed out last year, Kansas City is the new Greenpoint—which is where I currently reside. I will find out if this is true and report back. Who knows? Maybe I'll hate it there and return to the original Greenpoint. But I'm going to give it a year. And I secretly hope I'm starting the movement to New York. Go West, young New Yorkers!

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Sloppy Seconds: The Craigslist Crackdown on Hookers

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:53:00 GMT

The awesome sounding Ghostbusters game, featuring the original cast and creators, will be out in 2009, thanks to Atari, who rescued the franchise.

A heartbreaking post from a lesbian mom in California is here. Madonna, meanwhile, attacked Prop 8 in an LA concert and had Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake perform live with her, albeit at separate times.

A male major in the Japanese air force was busted for shopping for women's underwear... while naked.

Kanye West broke his media silence to give an interview in Singapore about what the Beatles mean to him.

Race was not a factor in the election in West Virginia. Take that, Bill Clinton!

Samantha Who star Christina Applegate will undergo reconstructive surgery following her double mastectomy.

Michelle Monaghan gave birth to a wee lil' gal.

And Craigslist will no charge $10 per erotic service ad, in an apparent attempt to crush the human trafficking that's been going on there.

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"Vote in the Box" Not Nearly as Funny as "D*ck in a Box" But Still Warms Our Hearts

Emily Farris — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:17:00 GMT

Until Tina Fey played Sarah Palin, no SNL skit made us shoot ~~milk~~ whiskey out of our noses like Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake's "Dick in a Box." While we wish Timberlake would re-appear on the show, perhaps putting his dick in a box all over Tina Fey's Sarah Palin in a bikini, this little rendition of "Vote in a Box" with Scanner Nicole's girl crush Jessica Biel dancing alongside JTimb will have to do.

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Justin Timberlake: Bringing Matrimony Back? (File Under: Jessica Biel May Be Off the Market)

Emily Farris — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:28:00 GMT

Justin Timberlake whisked his lady love, Jessica Biel, away to Rome for the weekend to ask one very important question.

Before a romantic lunch date overlooking a lake, Justin visited a jewelry store in Rome. The small hole-in-the-wall store named Nicla Boncompagni at Via Vittorio 4, famous for vintage pieces, sold JT a multi carat diamond engagement ring and a diamond encrusted bracelet. Both items according to staff inside the store are intended for Jessica.

Believe it or not, we actually have a lot of respect for JTimb. He transformed himself from a geeked-out, bleached-out boy band member to someone we'd happily make out with at a cocktail party. We wish them the best, and hope his ex, Cameron Diaz, helps herself to a nice, strong drink today.

[Faded Youth: BREAKING NEWS: JUSTIN PROPOSED TO JESSICA!!!]

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While You Were Sleeping: Autistic Children Are Brats?

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:58:00 GMT

The YouTube divorce trial has ended with no surprises. She signed a prenup, so that pretty sure wrapped it up. (Oh yeah, airing your husband's dirty laundry in front of three million people on the internet could not have helped your standing with the judge.)

John McCain's essay on the Iraq War was rejected by the New York Times. And not because he's wrong on every single point.

Various British media outlets are reporting Christian Bale will be questioned by police over allegations he beat his mother and sister the night before the European premiere of the new Batman movie...

His mother and sister reportedly complained that the 34-year-old actor assaulted them at a west London hotel on Sunday.
Britain's Press Association said they made the allegation at a police station in south England on Monday and that the allegation was passed on to Scotland Yard in London. It said questioning was expected Tuesday. [CNN]

A Palestinian man was killed near Obama's hotel (he wasn't yet staying there, though) after the man rammed several vehicles in what is believed to have been an attack unrelated to the Senator's visit.

A court overruled the fine leveled by the FCC against CBS for the 2004 "warddrobe malfunction incident." Hooray for free speech... and more importantly... hooray for oddly-pierced boobies.

And talk show host and (big surprise) hardcore conservative Michael Savage is under attack after saying 99 percent of all kids with autism are nothing more than "brats."

UPDATE: According to Yahoo! News, Bale is under arrest in connection with the previously-reported incident, although the Guardian is reporting the charge is for assaulting his mother and not both his mother and sister.

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Justin Timberlake Makes Us Kinda Like Sports

Ina Maier — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:44:00 GMT

We never thought we'd say this but we're pretty sure this number from Justin Timberlake's gig last night as host of the ESPY's managed to turn even the most anti-atheletic of us into a (most likely temporary) sports fan. Also, despite our inital confusion of why on earth the ESPY's would choose Justin as host (don't most guys still think he's gay?), it looks like he managed to win the audience over. Though, to be fair, he did take the easy way out and make fun of Jessica Simpson.

This Week in Gayness: Sally Kern Strikes Back

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:30:00 GMT

Rumors are swirling that Sally Kern, outed as a homo-hater by our own Katie Halper, is taking her problems out on the gays to get back at her own son...

BGay.com has the brief story on Kern, the anti-civil rights lawmaker who has crusaded against all things unholy and fantabulous, has disowned her gay son Jesse. No word on which came first-- her hatred of the gays or finding out her son was born "different."

In other homosexual news:

Oh, those Moroccans! They aren't apparently as liberal as we thought, and certainly not as liberal as New York City, Canada, or an Istanbul prison.

The star of the UK's Celebrity Big Brother was compared to serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer because he likes to lie with men.

Your LGBT neighbors support Hillary.

According to the right-wing media, "Angels in America" is a gay porn play for high schoolers.

Non-gay gay headline of the week: Hot Silva leaves Mount Gay groggy (the Nation Newspaper, Barbados)

[Totally irrelevant photo of Justin Timberlake courtesy of Pablo Chester]

Rumor Mongering: Did Justin Timberlake Impregnate Kate Hudson?

Emily Farris — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:38:00 GMT

Before you say anything, we need to get a few things straight. 1. We're not even sure Kate Hudson is pregnant. 2. Isn't Justin Timberlake dating Jessica Biel? But while our rumor-mongering big little sister FameCrawler is speculating that JTimb might have planted his seed in the spawn of Goldie Hawn, we're happy to oblige, or at least get in on the conversation.

According to our sister site, the two were spotted getting cozy at a Hollywood club back in January. Apparently people even saw them kissing. But we've kissed lots of people who haven't impregnated us. Lots. Lots and lots.

What do you think? No way or will we dismiss it now only find out on Baby Hudson's E! True Hollywood Story twenty years from now that it's true?

[FameCrawler: Justin Timberlake Impregnated Kate Hudson?]

Let The Superbowl Commercials Begin, And Watch Justin Timberlake Get His Junk Crushed

Emily Farris — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:08:00 GMT

We ("we" being the one female blogger at Scanner) go to Superbowl parties for three reasons: 1. Being surrounded by all that testosterone, 2. The food (much of which we make), 3. The commercials.

While we're not sure if this one made the cut (because why would they give it away early?) it's entertaining to see Justin Timberlake get his nuts crushed, even though we'd rather him save that good stuff for us.