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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : jump</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jump/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: jump</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Oh, Happy Day! Or, Time to Update Your Bookmarks</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/15/oh-happy-day-or-time-to-update-your-bookmarks.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 17:14:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:204567</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=204567</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/15/oh-happy-day-or-time-to-update-your-bookmarks.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/david-hasselhoff-79.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/david-hasselhoff-79.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Hey there, Scanners. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Scanner Emily here with some news you can use: we have updated our software. Yes, when you jump, you&amp;#39;ll jump to the correct place, when you click &amp;quot;back&amp;quot; you&amp;#39;ll end up where you were before. Can you even believe it?! Neither can we. But this means if you want to keep getting your daily dose of WTF, you &lt;i&gt;must&lt;/i&gt; update your bookmarks and blog readers to &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/" target="_blank"&gt;this link&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;You hear? There will be no more posts at this URL —no more Scanner Emily, Brian, Colleen, Ina or Drew. You&amp;#39;ll just look at this post forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. So please, please, please visit the &lt;a href="http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/" target="_blank"&gt;NEW and IMPROVED Super Scanner&lt;/a&gt; and update your bookmarks and blog readers accordingly.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/" target="_blank"&gt;Go there now&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&amp;nbsp; &lt;font size="2"&gt;We&amp;#39;ll see your sexy ass when you get there. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks and love,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Scanner Emily &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=204567" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/scanner/default.aspx">scanner</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/dailyscanner.com/default.aspx">dailyscanner.com</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/urls/default.aspx">urls</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/daily+scanner/default.aspx">daily scanner</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nerve+blogs/default.aspx">nerve blogs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/wordpress/default.aspx">wordpress</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/software/default.aspx">software</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jump/default.aspx">jump</category></item></channel></rss>