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Sloppy Seconds: Crazy Baby Lady Holds Out, Won't Put Out

Emily Farris — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:01:00 GMT

A 15-year-old student in Florida has been suspended from school for three days because he farted on the bus. [Inquisitr]

Oh, Jesus. Some dude wants to make babies with "angel princess" Paris Hilton. [FadedYouth]

We were sort-of excited (okay, really excited) about "Lesbian Vampire Killers" until we read this: "The lesbian vampire queen, who is in fact the only one of the vampires who seems to genuinely be a lesbian rather than just a generally lusty vampire, can only be killed with the sword. It's a subtle moment, so let's rephrase: The lesbian curse is only lifted when the lesbian is penetrated by the cock sword." [Vulture]

Isaiah Washinton, who was fired from the cast of Grey's Anatomy in 2007 for making a gay slur at co-star T.R. Knight (who had not yet come out of the closet) is facing eviction from his Venice home. [Us]

Contrary to earlier reports, Katy Perry and Josh Groban are not dating. People everywhere continue to not care. [People]

Crazy Baby Lady Nadya Suleman still has not accepted any offers to do porn or any offers to do reality shows featuring Vivid girls. (P.S. Thems not enuf diapers.) [The Frisky]

While You Were Sleeping: Drunk Breastfeeding

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Antonio Pope: October 3 - November 14, 2007

Bryan Christian — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:01:00 GMT

Should we gloat about totally calling Isaiah Washington getting offed on last night's Bionic Woman? Probably not. If this Writers Strike goes on much longer, Bionic Woman is pretty high on many people's list of shows most likely to get canned as a result, which takes most of the fun out of it. Frankly, we've kind of lost interest in the show. It suffers badly from endless retooling, mixed-up tones, a clumsy sense of humor, etc.

Still. Let Washington's fate be a lesson to us all: Mess with the Velvet Mafia, you're eventually gonna get a unicorn head in your bed.

Rehab to Redshirt: The Isaiah Washington Story

sarahhepola — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:30:00 GMT

Do we swear to eventually quit going on about Bionic Woman? Eh, perhaps. We were a little iffy on the Gilmore-ish aspects of episode two, and the show didn't exactly hold on to its boffo premiere numbers, so maybe it's out of our hands anyway.

But for those who did tune in: Anyone else totally surprised to see former Grey's Anatomy star and accidental GLAAD spokesman Isaiah Washington turn up as Antonio Pope, Jamie's new supervisor? We'd heard he'd been added to the cast; it's him being practically snuck on the show that's a little surprising. There was hardly a mention of him in the commercials or on the website. He's not even listed on the IMDB page (though his stunt man is).

Now, normally, smuggling a hateful semi-star back on to primetime would bug us. But in this case, we'll give it a pass. Why? Because with all this hush-hush, we figure the term for it ain’t "comeback" or "second chance": It's "redshirt." Our guess is "Antonio Pope" is dead well before February sweeps.

Vindication? Who knows? We're just hoping for a bionicized T.R. Knight cameo.

— Scanner correspondent Bryan Christian

Scanner : isaiah washington

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Antonio Pope: October 3 - November 14, 2007

Rehab to Redshirt: The Isaiah Washington Story