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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : hotel sex</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hotel+sex/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: hotel sex</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Rolling Stone Somehow Convinces Sasha Grey to-- Gasp-- Pose Nude</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/rolling-stone-somehow-convinces-sasha-grey-to-gasp-pose-nude.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 20:42:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201952</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201952</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/rolling-stone-somehow-convinces-sasha-grey-to-gasp-pose-nude.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Rolling Stone jumped on the Sasha Grey-mainstream-breakout bandwagon this week when it featured the porn star-turned-legit-actress in its most recent issue.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Although Grey is a highly intelligent individual, capable of captivating a reader with her hard-earned wisdom, it&amp;#39;s obvious no one&amp;#39;s buying this magazine, as they say, &amp;quot;for the articles...&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;In her featured profile, the 21-year-old scream queen (of the other kind) discussed the thing she hates most about her day job:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Sasha Grey is the adult industry’s reigning princess of porn, a rock
&amp;amp; roll 21-year-old with an actual mission statement — &lt;b&gt;“Most of the
XXX I see is boring, and does not arouse me physically or visually. I
am determined and ready to be a commodity that fulfills everyone’s
fantasies”&lt;/b&gt; — and few taboos.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;“I don’t need to see genitalia up close; I don’t need to see
a dirty yellow couch against a white wall. I want to see something
different, like this is not exciting to me.&amp;quot; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;quot;If you look at me and you think &amp;#39;Here’s a woman who’s intelligent,
cognizant and making her own choices, and you still tell me that what
I’m doing is wrong, screw you, because that should end the debate.&amp;#39;&amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The article goes on to mention Grey&amp;#39;s ten years of acting lessons and her interest in breaking into Hollywood-- but not by doing Michael Bay-type Blockbusters. She wants to be an indie darling along the lines of a Parker Posey or Lili Taylor. What do you think? Is it too late to save Sasha or are porn stars the next superstars?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/sg4.jpg" border="0" height="655" width="420" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We&amp;#39;ve
been reading &lt;a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/04/29/sasha-grey-the-dirtiest-girl-in-the-world-the-story-behind-the-story/"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rolling Stone&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; for years and this is the first time we&amp;#39;ve
seen a (celebrity) nipple. Click on the photos for larger images. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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	&lt;a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/"&gt;montreal&lt;/a&gt; &amp;gt; &lt;/font&gt;


&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Con U muslim lesbo looking for sweaty &amp;quot;ententes&amp;quot; with Jewish McGillian&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

What&amp;#39;s with the McGill snobbery? Are Concordia dykes chopped liver already?
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I&amp;#39;m a sexy Palestinian-born, Concordia-educated lesbian looking to make
my very personal, very profound statement for peace by offering my
luscious bod to a Jewish McGill gal to do with as she pleases. Let us
bridge our cultural and institutional differences in a shuddering
display of joy and togetherness and be an example to the rest of the
world &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Come break some taboon bread with me and I&amp;#39;ll sip your Manischewitz wine.
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;






محبوب
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Republican at CPAC&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Yo... young Republican guy here, attending CPAC this weekend. Looking
for a discreet, masculine guy to fool around with. Conservative,
closeted guys preferred... would like to meet someone attending CPAC
(there are plenty of guys looking for action there), so we have
something to talk about. Into making out, jerking off, oral... maybe
fucking. I&amp;#39;m 5&amp;#39;9, masculine, 7&amp;quot;uc, brown/ blue. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Be in good shape, under 30, and drug/ disease free. Send pics in first email.
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Would prefer to meet up at your place, since I&amp;#39;m sharing a room....


&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;



&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt; Location: DC
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/"&gt;best of craigslist&lt;/a&gt; &amp;gt;
	&lt;a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aaa/"&gt;ann arbor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt; 


&lt;h2&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The Streaker Tripper - m4w&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

I was streaking through the Diag Friday night at 2:15 am. Coming around
the corner of State and Liberty, fast as a naked blur, I bumped into
you and we both fell to the ground. I was a little upset with you at
first, cuz I scratched my right butt cheek pretty bad, but I knew it
was my fault. You said, &amp;quot;Nice New Balances,&amp;quot; And all I could say was,
&amp;quot;Thanks,&amp;quot; with the adrenaline still rushing. In less awkward
circumstances, I would have liked to talk to you. I had never run into
a girl that fast or naked before... I didn&amp;#39;t know how to respond so I
helped you up quickly and kept running. Since my friends paid me $100
for making it to Kerrytown with just my socks, shoes, and a big smile,
I&amp;#39;d like to take you on a date. You looked pretty fit so maybe you&amp;#39;d
like to go for a run sometime. Hit me up! Bye!
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/"&gt;best of craigslist&lt;/a&gt; &amp;gt;
	&lt;a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mad/"&gt;madison&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt; 


&lt;h2&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Looking for Bridesmaids - w4w&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;

&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

So, my fiancee and I are getting married in June. He has 8 groomsmen
lined up and I only have one bridesmaid. So, I need some girls who are
attractive and around my age to stand up in my wedding. You can be
single or taken. It doesn&amp;#39;t matter....you just have to be hot. But, not
hotter then me. Email me for more information. The wedding will be in
Madison and you won&amp;#39;t have to pay for a thing.
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Hope to hear from you!


&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;There you have it, folks-- a dissection of love in North America, circa 2009. 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He didn&amp;#39;t just bill her for sex they had in expensive hotel rooms. He billed her &lt;i&gt;250 pounds an hour &lt;/i&gt;for that sex... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;It gets better: 46-year-old attorney Marc Beaumont got client (yes, this is her real name) Anal Sheikh drunk on multiple occasions and slept with her, then later billed her for his time in that absurd amount. Either this is the best sex since Eliot Spitzer was Governor of New York or-- no, it apparently wasn&amp;#39;t. Sheikh was furious and went to the press... which probably won&amp;#39;t sit too well with... Mrs. Beaumont.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;According to the Telegraph:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;...things turned sour after Mr Beaumont&amp;#39;s 
  wife, Michele, 50, allegedly found out about their relationship and locked 
  him out of the house and he was concerned she would &amp;quot;trash his office&amp;quot;.
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;
She claimed Mrs Beaumont later phoned her, threatening to &amp;quot;destroy&amp;quot; 
  her.
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;
Yet despite apparently agreeing with his wife not to see her face to face, she 
  alleged Mr Beaumont wanted to continue the affair. She alleges that the 
  couple met and kissed and he even asked and colleague to lie about his 
  whereabouts if his wife should telephone his office.
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;
Miss Shiekh claims Mr Beaumont acted negligently and gave her bad legal advice 
  on a string of occasions.
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Among that terrible advice, we&amp;#39;re guessing: &amp;quot;have sex with me.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5062032/Married-barrister-had-affair-with-client---and-charged-her-250-an-hour-.html" target="_blank"&gt;the Telegraph&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/27/the-rare-knocked-up-midge-doll.aspx"&gt;The Rare Knocked Up Midge Doll &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/26/purity-boot-camp.aspx"&gt;Purity Boot Camp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/26/audrina-partridge-already-reduced-to-nude-advertisements.aspx"&gt;Audrina Partridge Already Reduced to Nude Advertisements&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/26/woman-handcuffs-husband-to-talk.aspx"&gt;Woman Handcuffs Husband to.... Talk?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=190959" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prostitution/default.aspx">prostitution</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/marriage/default.aspx">marriage</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheating/default.aspx">cheating</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/spouses/default.aspx">spouses</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/extramarital+affairs/default.aspx">extramarital affairs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/extra-marital+affair/default.aspx">extra-marital affair</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lawyers/default.aspx">lawyers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheaters/default.aspx">cheaters</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/british/default.aspx">british</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prostitute/default.aspx">prostitute</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hotel+sex/default.aspx">hotel sex</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/married/default.aspx">married</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/attorney/default.aspx">attorney</category></item><item><title>Germany's Biggest Sex Scandal Comes To A Stunning Conclusion</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/10/germany-s-biggest-sex-scandal-comes-to-a-stunning-conclusion.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:33:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:184298</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=184298</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/10/germany-s-biggest-sex-scandal-comes-to-a-stunning-conclusion.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/Susanna_Klatten.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/Susanna_Klatten.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Back in November, we alerted you to the story of Susanna Klatten, Germany&amp;#39;s richest women, a billionaire and heir to a BMW fortune tainted by Nazism, who was embroiled in a then-breaking story of blackmail, sex tapes, extramarital affairs, and millions of euros in cash.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;This week, the trial of her one-time lover, a creep by the name of Helg Sgarbi, a Swiss businessman who apparently specializes in these types of crimes. As the court date approached, new and shocking information came to light that reopened old wounds throughout the country and the world...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/08-15/helg.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/08-15/helg.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;In 2007, Sgarbi seduced Klatten at an Austrian spa and later at a Munich hotel. It was the hotel owner himself who filmed the hidden-camera sex tape, &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/03/germany-s-richest-woman-blackmailed-with-own-sex-tape.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;according to our report&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;...Klatten&amp;#39;s alleged lover and a friend of his, a hotel
owner who filmed sexual trysts in his establishment. The duo hoped to
received 40 million euros, but had to settle for 7.5 million from
Klatten. Klatten, who helped foil her own kidnapping at the age of 16,
was already talking to the cops.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Klatten may have hoped that, in going to the police, her husband would not learn of the plot, affair, and the lost 7.5 million. Too late-- there was a leak and soon the scandal made international headlines. Then there was this, according to Gawker:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;What motivated Sgarbi? Reportedly, his real name was &lt;span class="autolink"&gt;Helg Russak&lt;/span&gt;,
and he was the descendant of forced laborers who worked in BMW
factories during World War II — which made his choice of Geiss even
odder. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Klatten&amp;#39;s grandfather, Günther Quandt, served as an advisor to
Hitler; his factories made batteries for Germany&amp;#39;s submarines. His
first wife, Magda, divorced him and married Joseph Goebbels, Hitler&amp;#39;s
propaganda minister. The Quandt family, which had denied involvement in
the regime for decades, agreed to fund an investigation into their past after a documentary film presented incontrovertible evidence of BMW&amp;#39;s complicity. &lt;/i&gt;[&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5166809/bmws-baroque-10-million-sex-scandal" target="_blank"&gt;Gawker&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We almost started to feel sympathy for the girl... but that was before we learned that he was also guilty of extorting money from three other wealthy women, none of whom are yet rumored to have any Nazi ties...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yesterday, on the first day of his trial, Helg confessed to all the charges and was sentenced to a mere six years in prison for sparing Germany a lengthy and embarrassing case. The public, mouths frothing, were left saying, &amp;quot;Wha happen?&amp;quot; and actually expressed great disappointment the thing didn&amp;#39;t drag out for months... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/03/germany-s-richest-woman-blackmailed-with-own-sex-tape.aspx"&gt;Germany&amp;#39;s Richest Woman Blackmailed With Own Sex Tape&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/03/while-you-were-sleeping-sex-tape-blackmail.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: Sex Tape Blackmail&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/06/today-in-wtf-guy-who-thought-it-was-ok-to-sign-stepdaughter-to-sex-contract.aspx"&gt;This Guy Thought It Was OK To Sign Stepdaughter To Sex Contract&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/27/woman-s-husband-and-stepfather-arrested-for-blackmailing-her-with-a-sex-tape.aspx"&gt;Woman&amp;#39;s Husband &amp;amp; Stepfather Arrested For Blackmailing Her w/Sex Tape&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=184298" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex+tape/default.aspx">sex tape</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/scandals/default.aspx">scandals</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex+scandals/default.aspx">sex scandals</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/German/default.aspx">German</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex+scandal/default.aspx">sex scandal</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/germany/default.aspx">germany</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/extra-marital+affair/default.aspx">extra-marital affair</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/trials/default.aspx">trials</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/billionaires/default.aspx">billionaires</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hotel+sex/default.aspx">hotel sex</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/susanna+klatten/default.aspx">susanna klatten</category></item><item><title>"Hey, Wanna Meet Me For Some Hotel Sex?"</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/03/hey-wanna-meet-me-for-some-hotel-sex.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:53:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:170966</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=170966</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/03/hey-wanna-meet-me-for-some-hotel-sex.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/marilyn.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/marilyn.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Picture this: you&amp;#39;re a fourteen-year-old boy, and for some reason your parents think it&amp;#39;s appropriate for you to own a cellular telephone. More importantly, you have given the number out to an assortment of people, including your friends, strange girls from around the area, your teacher, and, one would hope, your family.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;One night, you start to get racy text messages from someone claiming to be a hot girl your age. Somehow, the texter manages to convince you that you are in a hotel and waiting for you to come by for some hot sexy time. You get to the hotel on the double, open the door, and...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Now, at what point do you realize the &amp;quot;teenage girl&amp;quot; you&amp;#39;ve gone to meet is, in actuality, your 49-year-old 8th grade English instructor? Before or... after you have sex with her?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;span class="vitstorybody"&gt;&lt;span class="vitstorybody"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/rosanna.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/rosanna.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gaaahhh! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;span class="vitstorybody"&gt;&lt;span class="vitstorybody"&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;i&gt;Rosanna
Brown, 49, a teacher at Pastor Elementary School in south Phoenix is
charged with having sex with a 14-year-old boy.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt; The
teacher is now in jail. Investigators say she sent text messages to the
boy from her cell phone posing as a teenage girl to lure him to a
hotel, where they had sex.&lt;/i&gt; [&lt;a href="http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/stories/Phoenix-local-news-020209-teacher-sex-assault.11e0b762.html" target="_blank"&gt;AZ Family&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;span class="vitstorybody"&gt;&lt;span class="vitstorybody"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Oh, wait, you&amp;#39;re not a hot 14-year-old girl from class who has a completely different phone number than the one you&amp;#39;ve been texting me from. But hey, you want to bone me, so... what the hell!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Related:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/03/doctor-sex-is-the-new-teacher-sex.aspx"&gt;Doctor Sex is the New Teacher Sex&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/22/today-in-teacher-sex-louisiana-and-new-york-pervs-reach-new-heights.aspx"&gt;Today in Teacher Sex: Louisiana and New York Pervs Reach New Heights&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/31/this-week-in-hot-for-teacher-news-another-sexy-teacher-gets-sexy-with-a-student.aspx"&gt;This Week in Hot for Teacher News: Another Sexy Teacher Gets Sexy With a Student&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=170966" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hotel+rooms/default.aspx">hotel rooms</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/teachers/default.aspx">teachers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/teacher+student+sex/default.aspx">teacher student sex</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Marilyn+Monore/default.aspx">Marilyn Monore</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/teenage+girls/default.aspx">teenage girls</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/arizona/default.aspx">arizona</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/teacher+sex/default.aspx">teacher sex</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/teenage+boys/default.aspx">teenage boys</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hotels/default.aspx">hotels</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hotel+sex/default.aspx">hotel sex</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/student/default.aspx">student</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cell+phone/default.aspx">cell phone</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/text+message/default.aspx">text message</category></item><item><title>That's Some Scary Voodoo Sh*t Right There...</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/15/that-s-some-scary-voodoo-sh-t-right-there.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:58:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:156234</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=156234</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/15/that-s-some-scary-voodoo-sh-t-right-there.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/08-15/baron%20von%20samedi.bmp"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/08-15/baron%20von%20samedi.bmp" border="0" height="333" width="348" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Astrology, religion, tarot cards, a left-wing President, voodoo-- all hoaxes to us. But although we would never fall into a trap set by a black magic healer and his wife, we understand that some people are so desperate to make changes in their lives, that they would even give up their bodies on the off chance it could turn things around... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;(Remember-- there are no gods, curses, angels, miracles, Chicagoan saviors, or legitimate fortune tellers. If ever a man approaches you and offers to remove &amp;quot;a curse,&amp;quot; tell him &amp;quot;that&amp;#39;s the worst pickup line you&amp;#39;ve ever heard,&amp;quot; kick him squarly in the groin, and take off running before the police arrive.)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;According to the &lt;a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/wife-charged-over-black-magic-sex/2008/12/15/1229189520575.html" target="_blank"&gt;Sydney Morning Herald&lt;/a&gt;, Frances Psichogios and her husband Tony Golossian tricked at least two women into having sex with them over a period of several years in order to &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; the woman of a supposed curse. When the women&amp;#39;s lives didn&amp;#39;t seem to turn around, they went to the police, who arrested the voodoo king and queen for forced non consensual sex.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We&amp;#39;d like to know what it was that these women were trying to get rid of. A painful breakup? An STD? Or did it have absolutely nothing to do with sex at all? 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href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/08-15/hotelsex.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/08-15/hotelsex.jpg" border="0" height="231" width="349" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Have you heard about the insanity that&amp;#39;s going on in Atlantic City?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And no, we don&amp;#39;t mean the usual drug-related shootings, OD&amp;#39;ing schoolkids, or half a dozen brothels being raided. We&amp;#39;re talking about the City Council corruption scandal, which is finally over, having exposed ministers getting blow jobs from prostitutes, backroom deals, and entire families going down in an amusing public bonfire...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Here are the facts:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A Baptist minister was secretly filmed getting a blow job on a hotel room&amp;#39;s hidden camera (which was inside a clock radio, creepily enough.) It turned out the minister was City Council member Eugene Robinson and it quickly became apparent that he was being set up for blackmail by the Council&amp;#39;s President, Craig Calloway, who apparently didn&amp;#39;t have enough power at #1. Even more strange: Calloway was busted by a DJ who received a copy of the tape from a man wearing something of a Mr. Potato Head getup: ridiculous glasses, fake facial hair, and protective gloves. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Now Calloway has been convicted of corruption and a conspiracy that involved two of his brothers, and will serve three years in a Federal prison. Meanwhile, the city is suffering financially as even casinos can&amp;#39;t make a profit in these trying times. 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use the facilities in a hotel room for adults in Nanning, South China&amp;#39;s
Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, November 6, 2008. The hotel has
attracted lots of customers with each of the rooms furnished with a red
bed with straps, an adult chair and a gym ball, while the owner is a
little worried the hotel might be perceived as a brothel. [&lt;a href="http://english.sina.com/life/p/2008/1106/197012.html" target="_blank"&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;China&amp;#39;s so weird, they use employees instead of scantily-clad models to show off their lousy products.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;But Australia&amp;#39;s got them beat: a monthlong resort orgy!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;An Australian holiday resort will hold a month-long, nude &amp;quot;anything goes&amp;quot; party to combat an expected &lt;span style="background:transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%;cursor:pointer;-moz-background-clip:-moz-initial;-moz-background-origin:-moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy:-moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226558652_0"&gt;economic downturn&lt;/span&gt;, media reports said on Thursday.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
                        &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&amp;quot;Tough economic times call for stiff measures,&amp;quot; Tony Fox, the owner of
the White Cockatoo resort in Mossman, in tropical Queensland state,
told the Courier-Mail newspaper.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                        &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&amp;quot;It will be a hedonism resort, where anything goes for a month. It
doesn&amp;#39;t take rocket science to work out what it means,&amp;quot; Fox said,
naming March as the risque party month.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                        &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;
The controversial &amp;quot;clothes optional&amp;quot; resort made headlines three years
ago when police were called to end partner-swapping parties after a
swathe of public complaints.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                        &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&amp;quot;You&amp;#39;ve got to wonder what sort of people go and why. Where is the
moral code of behaviour and how do you stop jealousies and fights?&amp;quot;
Cairns Catholic Bishop James Foley said after Fox&amp;#39;s announcement&lt;/i&gt;. [&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081113/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_australia_resort" target="_blank"&gt;Yahoo&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Don&amp;#39;t worry, Bishop, we&amp;#39;ll attend and send you entire rolls of film, plus letters and reams of paper explaining the events in full detail.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/12/dita-von-teese-graces-us-with-these-playboy-photos.aspx"&gt;Dita Von Teese Graces Us With These Playboy Photos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/12/hot-teacher-arrested-for-three-year-affair-with-female-student.aspx"&gt;Hot Teacher Caught After Three-Year Affair With Female Student&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/12/swedish-bestiality-bust-our-favorite-sex-arrest-story-ever.aspx"&gt;Bestiality Bust Is Our Favorite Swedish Sex Story Ever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/03/germany-s-richest-woman-blackmailed-with-own-sex-tape.aspx"&gt;Germany&amp;#39;s Richest Woman Blackmailed With Own Sex Tape&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/22/scandals-sticking-to-sarah-palin-like-the-babies-dropping-out-of-her.aspx"&gt;Scandals Clinging To Sarah Palin Like Trig To Her Pantsuit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/15/ex-assemblyman-tough-on-sex-offenders-busted-for-soliciting-child-sex.aspx"&gt;Republican Ex-Assemblyman, Tough On Sex Offenders, Busted For... &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=146295" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex+research/default.aspx">sex research</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hotel+rooms/default.aspx">hotel rooms</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex/default.aspx">sex</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/China/default.aspx">China</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/holiday/default.aspx">holiday</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nudism/default.aspx">nudism</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hotel+sex/default.aspx">hotel sex</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/australian/default.aspx">australian</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/resorts/default.aspx">resorts</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/chinese/default.aspx">chinese</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hedonism/default.aspx">hedonism</category></item><item><title>Germany's Richest Woman Blackmailed With Own Sex Tape</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/03/germany-s-richest-woman-blackmailed-with-own-sex-tape.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:34:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:142821</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=142821</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/03/germany-s-richest-woman-blackmailed-with-own-sex-tape.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/Susanna_Klatten.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/Susanna_Klatten.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;You&amp;#39;re the country&amp;#39;s richest woman. You fear home invasion, kidnapping, extortion, and those pesky poor people with their hands out.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;What you probably don&amp;#39;t do is worry about getting blackmailed over your own sex tape. Unless, of course, you&amp;#39;re this woman...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;German police have been working on a case involving Susanne Klatten, Germany&amp;#39;s 46-year-old female billionaire, and have arrested two men: Klatten&amp;#39;s alleged lover and a friend of his, a hotel owner who filmed sexual trysts in his establishment. The duo hoped to received 40 million euros, but had to settle for 7.5 million from Klatten. Klatten, who helped foil her own kidnapping at the age of 16, was already talking to the cops.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="news-body-text"&gt;&lt;span id="ls_contents-0"&gt;Klatten, who
holds a large stake in automaker BMW and Altana speciality chemical
company, allegedly paid 7.5 million euros to a Swiss Helg Sgarbi to
stop him from publishing compromising photos and videos of the couple&amp;#39;s
relationship, the German tabloid Bild am Sonntag reported.&lt;br /&gt;                        &lt;br /&gt;            &lt;br /&gt;The 41-year-old suspect was taken into custody by German authorities some weeks ago, Schmidt-Sommerfeld said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            &lt;br /&gt;The
heiress to the Quandt family fortune and mother of three children
&amp;quot;filed a complaint for fraud and blackmail in January 2008 with a
Munich court,&amp;quot; he added.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="news-body-text"&gt;&lt;span id="ls_contents-0"&gt;Klatten has a personal fortune of 7.8 billion euros, according to German&amp;#39;s Manager Magazine.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;7.8 billion euros? That&amp;#39;s like 40 trillion American or six Michael Bloombergs, right?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Seriously, we think we know why Klatten was embarrassed about this sex tape going public: she&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;happily&amp;quot; married. Our guess is that she paid the hush money more so her husband wouldn&amp;#39;t find out about the affair than any other public humiliation it could cause. The fact that she went to the police may only mean that she still hoped the media wouldn&amp;#39;t find out about the whole incident.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Nice try.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.euronews24.org/world/germanys-richest-woman-embroiled-in-blackmail-sex-tape-scandal/" target="_blank"&gt;Euro News&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/20/swedish-hockey-fans-bombard-player-with-dildo-parade.aspx"&gt;Swedish Hockey Fans Bombard Player With Dildo Parade&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/01/the-amazing-disappearing-reappearing-britney-spears-sex-tape.aspx"&gt;The Amazing Disappearing-Reappearing Britney Spears Sex Tape &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/10/03/have-we-finally-found-stills-from-the-britney-spears-sex-tape.aspx"&gt;Have We Finally Found Stills from the Britney Spears Sex Tape? 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the day in question, August 21: &amp;quot;Kyle Doyle is not going to work, f***
it I&amp;#39;m still trashed. SICKIE WOO!&amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Ha ha, dickweed. 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George Pataki, a position he retains to this day. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;2) Ortloff discovered the cursed internet, invented by his nemesis Al Gore, and decided he liked it. Well, he liked the part about being able to e-mail (what he thought were) 11 and 12-year-old sisters in hopes of arranging hotel sex.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;3) The perv went to a hotel with &amp;quot;condoms, lubricants, a vibrator, and a camera&amp;quot; to capture the illicit sex with the underage girls. Of course, the underage girls were actually cops who were legally allowed to kick his door down and haul his ass downtown, which is exactly what they did.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;4) Now Ortloff faces ten years to life in the slammer for his attempted night of sin. He&amp;#39;s due back in court today for a bail hearing. 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Jesus, Lady, what was it? Three hundred bucks? One fifty? Whether you were attracted to him or not, you had to know that it was way less trouble to just pay the ticket rather than facing your new charge of bribing a witness.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Here are the facts:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;1) The cop (California Highway Patrol Officer Abram Carabajal) wrote the driver (Shirin Zarrindej) a ticket in March for speeding.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;2) In June, the cop &lt;b&gt;signed a subpoena&lt;/b&gt; agreeing to appear in court for the case.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;3) The night before their court appearance, Carabajal, who is married with children, made a reservation for the next morning. How presumptuous of him.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;4) Carabajal appeared in front of a judge and stated: “&lt;b&gt;I did not receive a subpoena&lt;/b&gt;. I request in the interest of justice this be dismissed.”&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;5) After testifying, unindentified individuals spotted Carabajal and Zarrindej heading to a nearby GuestHouse Inn &amp;amp; Suites. There, Zarrindej paid with her credit card, disappeared inside (arm-in-arm!) with her pursuer/savior, and was arrested following his departure.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;So, rather than pay a couple hundred bucks... the woman commits a far greater crime, pays for a last-minute hotel reservation with her own credit card, has possibly an hour of sex with a married man, and hangs around to get busted, possibly for bribery, conspiracy, and perjury. How do you think her legal expenses, fines (or jail time), hotel bill, and lost wages from fighting this next case compare to the original traffic ticket? And are these two a match made in heaven or what?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Five officers arrived at the hotel room at 1:42 p.m. Zarrindej told
them she wanted to have sex with Carabajal and didn&amp;#39;t care that he was
married and had children. She told investigators that “Carabajal was
her boyfriend and that she was in love with him.”&amp;nbsp;
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is offering $500,000 for the rights to distribute a video of actor Josh
Harnett having sex &lt;b&gt;with an unidentified female friend in a London hotel
library&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;“We are the number one distributors of celebrity sex
tapes and we encourage the owners of the tape to bring it to us,” said
David Joseph, CEO of Red Light District. “Josh shouldn’t be
embarrassed. As we’ve seen with Paris Hilton, these tapes can make a
career not hurt it and since Josh is considered a sex symbol, we would
expect women to help increase sales.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And apparently, at least according to this report, it&amp;#39;s not all in grainy night vision... but maybe noirish black-and-white?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Gossip reports claim the star of &lt;i&gt;30 Days of Night&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Black Hawk Down&lt;/i&gt; was caught on tape with his mystery companion by security cameras at the SoHo Hotel.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;quot;Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy,&amp;quot; a source told the &lt;i&gt;Daily Mirror&lt;/i&gt;. &amp;quot;Their every spit and cough was recorded and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh&amp;#39;s X-rated moves.&amp;quot; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Is it just us or is this going to be really, really hot? 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Husbands"</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/08/china-says-virgins-get-better-husbands.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:29:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:107403</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=107403</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/08/china-says-virgins-get-better-husbands.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/08-15/chastity.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/08-15/chastity.jpg" border="0" height="365" width="369" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;While we were pleasantly surprised to learn that women in China &lt;a href="http://www.123helpme.com/preview.asp?id=67395" target="_blank"&gt;still give birth to girls&lt;/a&gt;, we were nonetheless puzzled by this story in the &lt;i&gt;Southern Weekly&lt;/i&gt;, one of the country&amp;#39;s last bastions of progressivism...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Shen Fan&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;chastity education&amp;quot; lasted over ten years. When Shen Fan
was in middle school, she hardly played with boys, let alone went to
any parties. She didn&amp;#39;t play with boys, she didn&amp;#39;t feel she needed to.
Even now, she never goes home later than 9 o&amp;#39;clock when she is with her
family on holidays.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Sometimes her mother tells Shen Fan her own story: &lt;b&gt;When she was sent
to the countryside during the Cultural Revolution, she and her
girlfriends were determined not to marry peasants. Their determination
paid off: after they went back to the cities, all of the &amp;quot;sisters&amp;quot; got
married with government cadres, doctor and businessman&lt;/b&gt;—all of them
urbanites. Every time Shen&amp;#39;s mother meets these friends, she becomes
even more proud of the right choice she made.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;quot;My parents believe that the most important thing for a woman is to
marry into a good family, and &lt;b&gt;losing virginity before marriage is
losing competitiveness&lt;/b&gt;, which may lead to losing an opportunity of a
good marriage,&amp;quot; said Shen Fan.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is a girl who remains a virgin until marriage more likely to find a wonderful, sexually fulfilling husband (not that the Chinese government wants that), or a guy who is just interested in conquering a virgin, then will run off to start the cheating? Or something else?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anyway, that&amp;#39;s all beside the point-- check out the closing paragraph of the article, which will only further confuse you:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Now Shen Fan has a new boyfriend, but she has not told her parents,
because he cannot meet her parents&amp;#39; standards for a prospective
son-in-law. Another thing she does not want to let her parents know is
that &lt;b&gt;they had sex&lt;/b&gt;. Shen Fan said she tries to avoid wearing
&lt;b&gt;warm-colored clothes&lt;/b&gt; because that &lt;b&gt;makes her feel less guilty&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wait-- this is a story about chastity that ends with an unlocking of the chastity belt? Perhaps the writer had trouble finding any Chinese teenagers that were still virgins. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Meanwhile, the chastity and abstinence movement rolls on, further ignoring the statistics that say the program is only backfiring...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.danwei.org/sexuality/insert_caption_here_links_and_2.php" target="_blank"&gt;Danwei&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=107403" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fashion/default.aspx">fashion</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/virginity/default.aspx">virginity</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex/default.aspx">sex</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/virgins/default.aspx">virgins</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/China/default.aspx">China</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/boyfriends/default.aspx">boyfriends</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/parenting/default.aspx">parenting</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Chinese+customs/default.aspx">Chinese customs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/abstience/default.aspx">abstience</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/chastity/default.aspx">chastity</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hotel+sex/default.aspx">hotel sex</category></item></channel></rss>