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House Hotties Break Network TV Rules With Raunchy Sex Scene

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:31:00 GMT

Who woulda thunk Fox would be the network to air a groundbreaking (well, for network TV) lesbian sex scene? Well, that's precisely what's set to happen on Tuesday night, if this promo for the hit show House M.D. is to be believed...

Note that this video is NSFW, even if it is airing on (we can't get over it, so we'll say it again) the Fox Network:

Ironically, we posted a Who Would You Rather? on Friday that featured another medical drama's lesbian characters. We're pretty sure these two blow the Grey's Anatomy ladies off screen, even with a laughably fake scene like this one, at least on the pushing-boundaries angle...

Check them out for yourself and let us know.

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Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:09:00 GMT

Holy shit, maybe cheaper is better: PBR is now the #1 (American owned) beer.

Maybe Maxim isn't so evil after all: They named Sarah Jessica Parker their "Unexpected Crush." Which is still kind of an insult, if you think about it.

Speaking of SJP, the Washingtonienne prostitute/underpaid Congressional staffer is about to have her own HBO "comedy" series, produced by the star of "Sex and the City." Please, enough with these cable hooker shows-- there have got to be some decent ideas out there somewhere.

Cover your ears, Britney Spears has been spotted in the vicinity of a recording studio.

Katherine Heigel isn't leaving Grey's Anatomy after all. Good, because that whole "brain tumor" thing they were going to use to kill off her character is so soap-y, and Grey's isn't a soap opera... is it?

Google's earnings this quarter were disappointing. Let us be the first to say, this is the beginning of the... naw, their world takeover rolls on, momentarily impeded.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck has never used a vibrator. Either her husband has the world's best dick or this story goes a long way toward explaining why she's such an uptight pain in the ass.

Do you all Project Runway? We couldn't imagine anything less appealing than a show where whiny fashionistas assemble magically hideous clothing, but apparently this Tim Gunn dude is hilarious.

Katherine Heigl Drops Out of the Emmy Race?

Emily Farris — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:32:00 GMT

Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl — who won a best supporting actress Emmy last year for her role as Izzy Stevens on the show — has greatly decreased her chances of winning one this year by, uh, removing herself from the race completely. And it appears to be a big "fuck you" to the writers.

Apparently, Heigl just didn't think her role was good enough.

"I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention," Heigl told L.A. Times columnist Tom O' Neil. "In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials," she added.

Now, we're not in the television industry so we don't really know how things work. But we are writers, and we do know that writers have pretty large egos. So we won't be surprised if Izzy finds herself back in that trailer park next season with a crack habit, bad acne and three-inch roots.

[LA Times: Emmy champ Katherine Heigl quits the race, blaming 'Grey's Anatomy' writers]

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Scanner Highs and Lows: Finders Keepers, Finders Weepers

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:51:00 GMT

Oh, the things you'll learn!

HIGHS:

We found porn on Wikipedia.

We found a picture of a very sexy carrot.

We found out about... sommmmeeboddyy'sss birthdaaay!

We discovered a secret pantie run at ASU. Okay, it couldn't have been that secret if hundreds of Arizonians were ready with their cameras when it went down.

We uncovered the ancient art of the VHS tape.

We revealed the identity of Minnie Driver's baby daddy. And no, she's not "fucking Matt Damon."

We learned that homosexuality is a whopping 140 years old!

We began a new contest after finding one of the great dive bars.

LOWS:

We uncovered a Google Map pertaining to the sexual conquests of an individual unfortuantely named "Igor."

We found out that Grey's Anatomy is resorting to raunchy lesbian sex to keep its ratings up. Shame on them?

We discovered the Ugly Models Agency is not really all that bad. It makes us feel ugly, in fact.

Our eyes burned after learning about anal from Spencer Pratt.

We mourned the wonderful news of Scarlett Johansson's enagement.

IN-BETWEENS:

We learned the identity of the owner of a famous third nipple. Actually, everyone cheated by reading the name of the celebrity off the title of the photo. Whoops!

And we learned about America's most sexually satisfying cities. None of them are near us, damn it.

Hot, Lesbian Doctor Action Coming to Tonight's "Grey's Anatomy?"

Emily Farris — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:33:00 GMT

We're maybe, slightly, a little obsessed with Grey's Anatomy. We don't write about it so much because 1. we're a little embarrassed and 2. there hasn't been any hot, medical lesbian action. Until now, anyway.

If last week's episode was any indication (and we're pretty almost sure it most certainly maybe was) Dr. Callie Torres (Sara Ramirez) and Dr. Erica Hahn (Brooke Smith) are in loooove. If this is true, we'll be so happy that Callie found love after what George did to her, even though he was all fucked up at the time and we can't really blame him for it.

Ah, and if they can make sperm from one or the other's bone marrow, think how smart their babies would be!

However, if Torres and Hahn don't get just as much air time in the on-call room as all the other slutty characters, we're sending somebody an angry letter.

[After Ellen: A Lesbian Relationship on "Grey's Anatomy"?]

"Grey's Anatomy" Star's Incestuous Past Makes Us Glad We Watch "Scrubs"

Nicole Pasulka — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:00:00 GMT

The word is that Chyler Leigh, who plays Meredith Grey's younger sister in Grey's Anatomy, made out with her brother in the movie Kickboxing Academy. This shit better be a joke, or a mistake, or a conspiracy, because we are not about to live in a world where people in B-movies make out with their brothers and then end up getting a secondary part on a high-rated one-hour comidrama thereby forcing us to hear about how the once did incest for a movie. Because we have a brother, and -- EW!! Just, EW!! Not acceptable. What is happening behind the scenes of Grey's Anatomy that makes it so evil? It's like Adi Da over there. Don't be surprised when the production staff starts running pyramid schemes and Patrick Dempsey changes his name to Da Love-Ananda.

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Hot, Lesbian Doctor Action Coming to Tonight's "Grey's Anatomy?"

"Grey's Anatomy" Star's Incestuous Past Makes Us Glad We Watch "Scrubs"