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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : fight</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fight/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: fight</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Racist Small Town Hoodlums Getting Away with Murder</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/15/racist-small-town-hoodlums-getting-away-with-murder.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 17:10:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:204560</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=204560</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/15/racist-small-town-hoodlums-getting-away-with-murder.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/brandon%20p.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/brandon%20p.jpg" border="0" height="301" width="377" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Brandon Piekarsky entering court before his acquittal on third-degree murder charges. Piekarsky&amp;#39;s level of involvement in the killing is unclear, as he wasn&amp;#39;t believed to have helped in the beating. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;On July 12th, in Shenandoah, Pennsylvania, a group of white teenagers were walking home when they came across a young Hispanic man in the park with a teenage girl. One of them yelled out, &amp;quot;Isn&amp;#39;t it a little late for you to be out? Get your Mexican boyfriend out of here.&amp;quot; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The Mexican man, whose name was Luis Ramirez, became enraged and screamed back at them and began calling for backup. Eighteen-year-old Brian Scully then traded punches with Ramirez, with no one ever agreeing on how the fight actually got started. Derrick Donchak, then 19, jumped on top of the badly-beaten Ramirez and, with a piece of metal between his knuckles, began pummeling Ramirez&amp;#39;s face. Miraculously, Ramirez was able to recover and the boys ran off, hurling more racial slurs back as they ran. This enraged Ramirez, who chased after them until a quick blow to the head from Colin Walsh, a 17-year-old component of the all-white group, wiped him out. While Ramirez was down, Scully (it is said by witnesses) kicked Ramirez in the head, causing him to foam at the mouth and convulse. He died as a result of that brutal blow.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;At the boys&amp;#39; trial, no one seemed to dispute these facts (except which boy did what.) Nonetheless, the jury acquitted the accused of third degree murder and various other charges while convicting them of simple assault. The defendants and their families emerged from the courtroom triumphant, while legal observers say this was on obvious miscarriage of justice:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;quot;There&amp;#39;s been a complete failure of justice,&amp;quot; said &lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Gladys+Limon" title="Gladys Limon"&gt;Gladys Limon&lt;/a&gt;, staff attorney for the &lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Mexican+American+Legal+Defense+%26+Education+Fund" title="Mexican American Legal Defense &amp;amp; Education Fund"&gt;Mexican American Legal Defense and Education Fund&lt;/a&gt;,
who attended the trial and informed Ramirez&amp;#39;s family of the verdict.
&amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s just outrageous and very difficult to understand how any juror
could have had reasonable doubt.&amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;She said the evidence &amp;quot;clearly established that Luis Ramirez was brutally beaten.&amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Prosecutors cast Ramirez as the victim of a gang of drunken white
teens motivated by a dislike of their small coal town&amp;#39;s burgeoning
Hispanic population. But the jury evidently sided with defense
attorneys, who called Ramirez the aggressor and characterized the brawl
as a street fight that ended tragically. &lt;/i&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/05/02/2009-05-02_jury_acquits_pennsylvania_teens_of_murder_in_mexican_immigrants_beating_death.html?page=0" target="_blank"&gt;New York Daily News&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div id="TixyyLink" style="border:medium none;overflow:hidden;background-color:transparent;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;As Avery Friedman argues persuasively in the video from CNN yesterday,
this was a pretty clear-cut case of jury nullification: the weight of
evidence against the accused was so powerful that it&amp;#39;s clear the
all-white jury -- like similar juries in the South during the Civil
Rights struggle -- was not going to convict two young white men of
murdering a Mexican. Even if, as Friedman says, &amp;quot;the only reason he is
dead is because he was Mexican.&amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt; [&lt;a href="http://crooksandliars.com/node/27858/" target="_blank"&gt;Crooks and Liars&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Now, &lt;a href="http://presente.org/campaigns/ramirez" target="_blank"&gt;some activists &lt;/a&gt;are putting pressure on the state&amp;#39;s Democratic Governor, Ed Rendell, to speak out about the hate crime. They believe the worst is still to come from a town that is almost 100% Caucasian and only 1% Hispanic...&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/24/pa-attorney-general-threatening-to-jail-11-year-olds-for-sexting.aspx"&gt;PA DA Threatening to Jail 11-Year-Olds For Sexting&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/06/is-this-another-murder-coverup-of-a-black-man.aspx"&gt;Is This Another Murder-Coverup of a Black Man?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/06/this-whole-chris-brown-and-rihanna-story-is-getting-sicker-by-the-day.aspx"&gt;This Whole Chris Brown and Rihanna Story Is Getting Sicker By The Day&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/03/the-sex-patch-invades-america-met-with-dry-humor-reception.aspx"&gt;Whoops-- Maybe The Sex Patch Isn&amp;#39;t The Greatest Thing Since Sex Itself...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=204560" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/violence/default.aspx">violence</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fights/default.aspx">fights</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/court/default.aspx">court</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/racism/default.aspx">racism</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Pennsylvania/default.aspx">Pennsylvania</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Mexican/default.aspx">Mexican</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/white+people/default.aspx">white people</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/governor/default.aspx">governor</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/democrat/default.aspx">democrat</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/murder/default.aspx">murder</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/trials/default.aspx">trials</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hispanics/default.aspx">hispanics</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fight/default.aspx">fight</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hate+crime/default.aspx">hate crime</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jury/default.aspx">jury</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: These Boobs Are Made of Magic</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/sloppy-seconds-these-boobs-are-made-of-magic.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 00:20:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:202491</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=202491</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/sloppy-seconds-these-boobs-are-made-of-magic.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/kiefer.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/01-07/kiefer.jpg" border="0" height="496" width="331" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font style="font-weight:bold;" size="1"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;You may need to right-click these links to open them in a new tab/window. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Here&amp;#39;s your Fark-ready story of the day:&lt;a href="http://rss.cnn.com/%7Er/rss/cnn_topstories/%7E3/aGx17m85Bdk/index.html"&gt; the speed camera guy&lt;/a&gt; was caught speeding!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
As if Michael Jackson doesn&amp;#39;t have enough problems, he&amp;#39;s being sued by a former publicist for &lt;a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/celebrity/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090506/people_nm/us_jackson"&gt;$44 million&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The world just discovered that kids are inspired to &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/06/tv-makes-kids-have-sex.aspx"&gt;have sex &lt;/a&gt;after watching TV.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Your headline of the day: &amp;quot;Q: &lt;a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/jezebel/full/%7E3/2YtKKoC5TGQ/q-what-to-do-when-your-little-girl-is-playing-with-her-brothers-penis"&gt;What do you do&lt;/a&gt; when your little girl is playing with her brother&amp;#39;s penis?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
These boobs can do &lt;a href="http://fleshbot.com/5242983/wow-her-boobs-really-are-magic"&gt;magical&lt;/a&gt; tricks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Wouldn&amp;#39;t it be amazing if &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/06/idris-elba-as-james-bond-that-d-be-change-we-could-believe-in.aspx"&gt;Stringer Bell&lt;/a&gt; became James Bond after Daniel Craig. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bristol Palin &lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/06/bristol-palin-says-abstin_n_197597.html"&gt;thinks abstinence works&lt;/a&gt;. Just when we were beginning to think she was intelligent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And &lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/%7Er/thesuperficial/SNxk/%7E3/nantFvEeEuI/kiefer_sutherland_headbutts_fa.php"&gt;Kiefer Sutherland&lt;/a&gt; had a fight. Unfortunately, it wasn&amp;#39;t for &lt;i&gt;24&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;






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report that concluded that Iraq did not have weapons of mass
destruction before the United States invaded in 2003. Thirty-four
percent of conservatives told only about the Bush administration&amp;#39;s
claims thought Iraq had hidden or destroyed its weapons before the U.S.
invasion, but 64 percent of conservatives who heard both claim and
refutation thought that Iraq really did have the weapons. The
refutation, in other words, made the misinformation worse.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;[The study suggests] that
Republicans might be especially prone to the backfire effect because
&lt;b&gt;conservatives may have more rigid views than liberals&lt;/b&gt;: Upon hearing a
refutation, conservatives might &amp;quot;argue back&amp;quot; against the refutation in
their minds, thereby strengthening their belief in the misinformation. [They] did not see the same &amp;quot;backfire effect&amp;quot; when liberals
were given misinformation and a refutation about the Bush
administration&amp;#39;s stance on stem cell research.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Well, either that or liberals are just whimps who cower before conservative&amp;#39;s loud awesomeness!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dan-sweeney/theres-no-arguing-with-co_b_126805.html" target="_blank"&gt;HuffPo&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/15/lindsay-lohan-and-sam-ronson-would-like-you-to-know-what-they-think-of-sarah-palin.aspx"&gt;Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Would Like You to Know What They Think of Sarah Palin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/15/hey-wanna-make-out-with-a-thousand-people.aspx"&gt;Hey... 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With A Thousand People?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/05/ow-my-eyes-ann-coulter-lite-is-anti-everything-we-hold-awesome.aspx"&gt;Ow, My Eyes! &amp;quot;Ann Coulter Lite&amp;quot; Is Anti-Everything We Hold Awesome&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/04/rnc-day-three-sarah-palin-makes-dick-cheney-look-like-al-gore.aspx"&gt;RNC Day Three: Sarah Palin Makes Dick Cheney Look Like Al Gore&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/20/this-week-in-gayness-doctors-shocked-to-learn-they-can-t-reject-gay-patients.aspx"&gt;This Week In Gayness: Doctors Shocked To Learn They Can&amp;#39;t Reject Gay Patients&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=128055" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/politics/default.aspx">politics</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/george+w+bush/default.aspx">george w bush</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/washington+post/default.aspx">washington post</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/huffington+post/default.aspx">huffington post</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/monty+python/default.aspx">monty python</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/liberals/default.aspx">liberals</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/stem+cells/default.aspx">stem cells</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/conservative/default.aspx">conservative</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/iraq+war/default.aspx">iraq war</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fight/default.aspx">fight</category></item><item><title>Don't F*ck With People From Detroit</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/12/don-t-f-ck-with-people-from-detroit.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:32:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:126769</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>6</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=126769</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/12/don-t-f-ck-with-people-from-detroit.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/08-15/detroit.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/08-15/detroit.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Alex Zola is from Detroit. When he first moved to New York City twenty years ago, his father gave him some advice: &amp;quot;&lt;span&gt;If someone mugs you, give them everything they want.&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Everything.&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Offer your shoes as well.&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;That should make them happy.&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The unsaid piece of advice he decided not to add was: &amp;quot;If someone fucks with you, tell &amp;#39;em, &amp;#39;Don&amp;#39;t fuck with me, I&amp;#39;m from Detroit...&amp;quot; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Of course, Zola was subsequently mugged four years later by a guy who &amp;quot;helped&amp;quot; him by holding the door to a bank&amp;#39;s ATM lobby. Zola and the guy, who turned out to be a homeless man wanted for his involvement in a murder, got into a sort-of fistfight, after which the mugger blocked Zola&amp;#39;s escape route and demanded money, any money. Instead of giving him the $40 he&amp;#39;d just removed from the machine, Zola gave him the ninety cents from his pocket. The man actually let him go.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;When the police caught the man later that night, the mugger screamed obscenities and threats. Finally, the cops had to say:&amp;nbsp;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;“Shut the fuck up.&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Do you think you’re scaring him?&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;He’s from &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Detroit&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;.&amp;quot; Later, the mugger apologized:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p style="margin:0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span&gt;“Are you really from &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Detroit&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;,” he asked.&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;I nodded.&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;“Look man, nothing personal,” he said.&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;“I was just trying to get paid.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p style="margin:0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Wow. We knew people from Detroit were badass, but we had no idea muggers were actually afraid of them.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The story, which Zola published on Open Salon, goes on to include an incident with The Old Man (as Zola refers to his father), in which a quartet of gangbangers surrounded The Old Man in Manhattan, causing The Old Man to utter a very memorable response... &lt;a href="http://open.salon.com/content.php?cid=16972" target="_blank"&gt;read it here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zmrrO0YjSes&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zmrrO0YjSes&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://open.salon.com/content.php?cid=16972" target="_blank"&gt;Open Salon&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image via &lt;a href="http://www.hogvalley.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/detroit.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Hogvalley&lt;/a&gt;. Clip via&lt;/i&gt; Kentucky Fried Movie. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/05/armed-robber-in-wheelchair-going-to-have-a-blast-tonight.aspx"&gt;Armed Robber In Wheelchair Going To Have A Blast Tonight&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/09/assault-with-an-8-inch-sausage.aspx"&gt;Whatever... 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Of Trespassing?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=126769" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/New+York+City/default.aspx">New York City</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/violence/default.aspx">violence</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/salon/default.aspx">salon</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/funny/default.aspx">funny</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/michigan/default.aspx">michigan</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/money/default.aspx">money</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/detroit/default.aspx">detroit</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/muggers/default.aspx">muggers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fight/default.aspx">fight</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fathers/default.aspx">fathers</category></item><item><title>Engagement Party Ends In Cheating, Beating, Arrest, No Makeup Sex</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/18/engagement-party-ends-in-cheating-beating-arrest-no-makeup-sex.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:50:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:118506</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=118506</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/18/engagement-party-ends-in-cheating-beating-arrest-no-makeup-sex.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/08/08-15/fight.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/08/08-15/fight.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A wedding in Washington State is in jeopardy following a wild fight on the bride&amp;#39;s front lawn...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A 31-year-old woman in Poulsbo, WA was happily hosting her long-awaited engagement party last week when her 12-year-old son from a previous relationship whispered, &amp;quot;Hey, your future husband is in the other room making out with one of your best friends.&amp;quot; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The woman, who was not named in news reports, calmly asked guests, including her fiancee, to leave the premises. As Nina Van Pallandt deadpans in The Long Goodbye, &amp;quot;Well, it looks like the party has come to an abrupt end.&amp;quot; Instead of letting her guy go, though, she followed him outside and proceeded to beat the living crap out of him:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;When he left the house, they say, she tackled him football-style,
punched him some more, threw his watch into the bushes and broke his
glasses.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Responding to a 911 call from her son, deputies arrested the woman for investigation of fourth-degree assault.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We have a couple of questions: who are these people that make out with other people at their own engagement parties? Who are these people who make out with those getting engaged? We always thought the phrase &amp;quot;get your own damn man&amp;quot; was quaint, but in this case, it seems entirely natural. (Also, what&amp;#39;s with the 12-year-old looking out for his mom&amp;#39;s future, then calling the cops on her five seconds later? Kid, sometimes people deserve an ass whopping, laws be damned...)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Via the &lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080815/ap_on_fe_st/odd_fiance_beating" target="_blank"&gt;AP&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/12/today-in-wtf-man-busted-after-remarrying-his-ex-wife-who-had-a-restraining-order-against-him.aspx"&gt;Today In WTF: Man Busted After Remarrying His Ex-Wife... Who Had A Restraining Order Against Him&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/24/where-s-our-invitation-to-the-waffle-house-wedding.aspx"&gt;Where&amp;#39;s Our Invitation To The Waffle House Wedding?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/31/reason-467-why-we-love-librarians-quot-uncle-bobby-s-wedding-quot.aspx"&gt;Reason #467 Why We Love Librarians: &amp;quot;Uncle Bobby&amp;#39;s Wedding&amp;quot;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=118506" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheating/default.aspx">cheating</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Friends/default.aspx">Friends</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/engaged/default.aspx">engaged</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/children/default.aspx">children</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/wedding/default.aspx">wedding</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/engagements/default.aspx">engagements</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/arrest/default.aspx">arrest</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheaters/default.aspx">cheaters</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fight/default.aspx">fight</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Brad and Angelina and the French Brawl</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/25/sloppy-seconds-brad-and-angelina-and-the-french-brawl.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:41:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:112496</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=112496</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/25/sloppy-seconds-brad-and-angelina-and-the-french-brawl.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/23-End/craig.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/23-End/craig.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why is today the day that everyone is quitting on the B-list celebs? First, Kathy Griffin&amp;#39;s assistant bailed on her, say she couldn&amp;#39;t take it anymore. Now, Heather Mills&amp;#39; short-term and severely-suffering publicist has resigned after &lt;a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/heather_mills_publicist_quits.php" target="_blank"&gt;Mills called her &amp;quot;stupid.&amp;quot;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Um, rejoice?&lt;a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/07/25/diddy_not_engaged_to_cassie_" target="_blank"&gt; Sean Combs&lt;/a&gt; is not getting married after all.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody cares about &lt;a href="http://www.bspcn.com/2008/07/25/5-reasons-why-nobody-cares-about-the-new-x-files-movie/" target="_blank"&gt;the X-Files sequel&lt;/a&gt;? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Somebody named Daniel tried to sell &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0266983/" target="_blank"&gt;two tickets to the Oscars on Craigslist&lt;/a&gt;, but Craig ratted him out. Craig... Daniel... Craig... Daniel... we wonder who the guilty party is?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A couple of &amp;quot;photographers&amp;quot; i.e. Peeping Toms with cameras and no sense of shame or privacy laws were beaten up by &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0266976/" target="_blank"&gt;Brad and Angelina&amp;#39;s bodyguards&lt;/a&gt; after being caught in full camouflage on the couple&amp;#39;s French estate.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan are still together-- in fact, they may be bringing &lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1591581/20080725/story.jhtml?rsspartner=rssmozilla" target="_blank"&gt;Red Sonja&lt;/a&gt; to movie theaters soon...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And best not to ask if a passenger in another car has any &lt;a href="http://www.sltrib.com/ci_9964543" target="_blank"&gt;Grey Poupon&lt;/a&gt;: that person may be armed.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=112496" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/robert+rodriguez/default.aspx">robert rodriguez</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/rose+mcgowan/default.aspx">rose mcgowan</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/craigslist/default.aspx">craigslist</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/guns/default.aspx">guns</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/brad+pitt/default.aspx">brad pitt</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Daniel+Craig/default.aspx">Daniel Craig</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/oscars/default.aspx">oscars</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/paparazzi/default.aspx">paparazzi</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/academy+awards/default.aspx">academy awards</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/angelina+joile/default.aspx">angelina joile</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sean+combs/default.aspx">sean combs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/bodyguards/default.aspx">bodyguards</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/fight/default.aspx">fight</category></item></channel></rss>