Sloppy Seconds: Megan Fox Doesn't Need You To Take Her Seriously

Emily Farris — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:01:00 GMT

A man gave birth to his twin, Alien style. Sort of. [The Inquisitr]

Looks like Oprah is going to have a lot less shit on her show. Literally. Dr. Oz—her in-house medical professional who was all too excited to talk poo with Ms. Winfrey—is getting his own show. [Yahoo!]

When we were growing up we seriously thought that everyone in our hometown of Independence, MO was skinny and had bad teeth because they were poor. We know better now. But why is meth so prevalent in some regions and not in others? [FlavorWire]

Wanting to not appear so poor ourselves, at 17 we lied to get a credit card. That was the beginning of our own personal financial hell. This pre-paid Discover card might have done us some good... and probably still could. [Lifestyler]

Speaking of us being poor, don't forget you can buy our Missed Tee for a mere $13. We get 10% of every sale, plus what's not to love about dogs humping legs? [MissedTees]

In the mean time, we'll follow Suze Orman on Twitter. [Twitter]

"I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against," Megan Fox tells June's Esquire, "but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard — but I do. And part of it is my own fault." [Us]

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Oprah's New Diet May Induce Diarrhea, Headaches and Time Travel

Emily Farris — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:49:00 GMT

Advertisers are still promoting that superawesomemagicalmakeyouskinnyandbeautifulfast Acai Berry Diet Oprah was shilling earlier this year. And if we are to interpret one new ad as we think we're supposed to, you can add "immediate transport back to 1988" to the list of the berries' benefits.

Yes, folks, we found this image on the Yahoo! News homepage today, December 28, 2008. While Oprah certainly looks good these days, we doubt she's still wearing white plastic triangle-shaped earrings.

Do advertisers really think we're this stupid? Or were they just too cheap to pay for any image that hadn't been retired to the public domain? Even Oprah's beloved Dr. Oz said earlier this month that the superfood might not be so super after all.

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