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Oh, Happy Day! Or, Time to Update Your Bookmarks

Emily Farris — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:14:00 GMT

Hey there, Scanners.

Scanner Emily here with some news you can use: we have updated our software. Yes, when you jump, you'll jump to the correct place, when you click "back" you'll end up where you were before. Can you even believe it?! Neither can we. But this means if you want to keep getting your daily dose of WTF, you must update your bookmarks and blog readers to this link.

You hear? There will be no more posts at this URL —no more Scanner Emily, Brian, Colleen, Ina or Drew. You'll just look at this post forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. So please, please, please visit the NEW and IMPROVED Super Scanner and update your bookmarks and blog readers accordingly.

Go there now. We'll see your sexy ass when you get there.

Thanks and love,

Scanner Emily

Takin' Care of Business

Emily Farris — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:31:00 GMT

Just a friendly reminder from the Scanner Business Office that:

1. you can reach us quicker on your phoneputer at our direct URL, dailyscanner.com.

2. Scanner Emily is now Twittering, as is Scanner Colleen.

We Think Your New Year's Resolution Should Be to Comment More

Emily Farris — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:22:00 GMT

Hey, you. Scanner Emily, here. Now that we've put 2008 behind us, let us all resolve to communicate a little more. It's true that some of you have left such awful comments I've been up all night with anxiety. I think someone even made me cry once, many moons ago. But my skin, and the skin of my fellow bloggers, has thickened, plus I've hopefully sent enough threatening emails to the assholes to weed out the worst.

So, come, share, talk amongst yourselves. And if you see something you think we should be writing about, send us a tip.

Thanks and happy new year.

Related: Commenting Will Get You Laid

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PapSmeared: Britney Left Her Bra in 2008, Picked Up a Shirt From 1997

Emily Farris — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:28:00 GMT

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A Friendly Reminder from the Scanner Business Office

Emily Farris — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:14:00 GMT

I'm off to record a fancy radio interview in Philadelphia (do I have friends there? where should I go for a drink after?) but while I'm gone, I'd like you to remember that Scanner has its own URL: dailyscanner.com. That's all. See you tomorrow. (And be nice to Brian, Colleen, Matt and Verena.)

[DailyScanner.com]

Scanner's Woman of the Year: You Decide

Emily Farris — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:43:00 GMT

GOP Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin vs. Eliot Spitzer's High Class Call Girl Ashley Alexandra Dupre

No, this is not a Who Would You Rather? (though, who would you rather?). It's just us asking you to help decide who should be Scanner's Woman of the Year. We had an easy time with Scanner's Man of the Year, and his penis, but we'll tell you all about that tomorrow.

Woman of the year was a little more difficult. There were two women who brought us more laughter, tears and page views than any other females all year. Now it's up to you to decide which lovely lady will be awarded this top honor.

The winner gets, at the very least, an open love letter and photo essay from Scanner Emily.

Related:

Who Would You Rather: Nude Sarah Palin vs. Nude Sarah Palin...

Top 5 Rumors We'd Like to Start About Sarah Palin... But Won't

Loving, Naked Tributes to Sarah Palin Just Keep on Coming

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Did Exactly What We Told Her Not to Do

Who Would You Rather? Ashley Alexandra Dupre vs. "Kristen"

An Open Letter to Ashley Alexandra Dupre: We're Gonna Write a Book!

Just In Case You've Forgotten We Also Like it From Behind: DailyScanner.com

Emily Farris — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:19:00 GMT

We just wanted to take a minute to remind our loyal readers, and make our new readers aware, that you can reach your favorite blog, Scanner, directly and easily, by typing dailyscanner.com into your address bar. It especially makes getting to us on your phoneputer much, much easier, and if you haven't discovered the joy of bookmarks it'll save you a few clickety clacks on your home or work keyboard, too.

[DailyScanner.com]

A Friendly Reminder: DailyScanner.com

Emily Farris — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Just in case you've forgotten since the last time we reminded you, you can reach Scanner by punching dailyscanner.com into your address bar. You don't have to punch it, typing will do just fine. We've found this especially helpful when using our phoneputer to read Scanner.

[Scanner's new URL: dailyscanner.com]