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Brazilian Carnival Outdoing Itself Almost Daily With Risque Nudity

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:44:00 GMT

Dani Sperle. Remember the name of that nude Brazilian carnival superstar-- yesterday, we asked you to memorize the words Viviane Castro, but we're unceremoniously brushing her aside-- for Dani just took South America by storm or, rather, by boob...

According to unsubstantied reports from Brazil's front lines, Dani Sperle has just beaten Viviane Castro's 2008 record for the skimpiest carnival costume. If you think we're making this category up, you need to read this:

Brazilian media outlets are very excited about the fact that there is a new record for the smallest article of clothing to be worn in a Carnival parade. Model Dani Sperle showed up at the parade in Rio de Janeiro wearing a headdress, a necklace, boots, armbands ... and a piece of cloth that was 3 centimeters long. For as much coverage as this fact was given, none of the reports specify how she wore this piece of cloth. It broke the record set last year by Viviane Castro at 4 centimeters. Castro was penalized for not meeting minimum standards, though no penalties have been assessed against Sperle yet. [TampaBay.com]

It's in a Florida newspaper, and you know everyone is sane and not full of bullshit in that state. However, we can actually confirm the outfit, based on this unfortunately-censored photo:

Yesterday, one commenter asked where the "strategically-placed tape" was... your answer may appear above, good sir.

And if you're annoyed at the censored photo, here are two NSFW photos of today's record-breaker... put two and two together using your imagination, people...

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Cops Stripped Of Duties After Wild Hooker Party

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:53:00 GMT

Imagine you're a cop in Australia. How is it possible you're able to carry out your duties with the high-quality gene pool there?

Who could blame the cops in the country's Northern Territory for growing restless while on patrol and stopping off at the Hooker Ball for a grope and grind?

According to the local media in Darwin, NT, the two cops were removed from street work after compromising photographs turned up from an annual pimps-and-hoes-themed costume party in the sleepy capital. They were supposed to be checking the club for crime, drunken antics, and proper licensing, but instead got a couple of lapdances and delivered one or two spankings. What, does Darwin want its cops to be asexual or-- worse-- un-fun?

As these pictures prove, the coppers had no other choice. They should be exonerated.

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Top 5 Sexiest Celebrity Costumes

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:03:00 GMT

We mean costumes celebrities wear, because obviously a straight couple dressed as Sam and Lindsay is too obvious.

And by celebrity costumes we mean "besides the costumes they wear to premieres and when getting out of cabs without underwear." The Halloween kind of costumes...

Liv Tyler and her gang... but seriously, who wants to see these pictures...

...let's make this a Top 5 Sexiest Celebrities In Halloween Outfits list instead...

5. Kelly Ripa and Regis Philbin

Okay, we're half-joking about this selection...

4. Lauren Conrad "put on a pretty little sailor suit and cap," although she won't get that reference.

3. Someone needs to tell Heidi Klum there won't be a Catwoman sequel for her to star in...

2. Christina Aguilera and Some Dude play doctor

1. Lindsay Lohan tied with... Lindsay Lohan

Remember: it's the costume, not the celebrity, that makes these hot. By that same page, who can tell when Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are wearing costumes?

If anyone can send us links to at least five decent sexy male celebrities (we couldn't really find any in Halloween costumes, although some decent sex tapes did pop up), we'll do a Part Two.

Pics via Cityrags, the World of Isaac, and other sources

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Note to Self...Best Halloween Costume Idea Ever: Cloverfeild

Steve McKay — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:00:00 GMT

You know how it’s annoying when people say that for Halloween they are going to be a Dracula or a Frankenstein or a Chewbacca? Well I’m going to do them one better this year and dress up like a Cloverfield. I know Halloween is a whole season and change away, but with the futuristic Blu-ray release of Cloverfield, One can’t help but look to the future. And this costume would take some prep time for sure. First of all you don’t really get a good look at him in the movie, so that presents some challenges. I’m gonna want it to be as realistic as possible, so I’m going to need A LOT of old socks and A LOT of newspaper’s to stuff them with. I’ll need to purchase and train some scorpions to fall off my body and get a crew of friends to follow me around screaming “What the fuck IS that!?!!” at the top of their lungs. Then I guess I’ll just shake around a lot and make girls barf from motion sickness. I am so getting some Halloween humps this year!

These Dogs Are Going to Turn Into Pumpkins After Midnight

Nicole Pasulka — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:27:00 GMT

We spent a solid three hours trying to wrestle our dog into his Halloween Glinda the Good Witch costume. He was NOT HAVING IT. He is totally fired. We're going to replace him with these dogs, who look like they know how to party. We were hoping to take them to Nightmare on Castro Street, but since it's shut down this year, we'll have to settle for a walk in the park and the first prize in this contest.

More fly-ass costumes our dog ripped to shreds after the jump.

We're going as Raggedy Andy! It's going to be magical.

We know you've probably seen this before, but come on! There is no such thing as overexposure for Pug Darth Vader.

Happy Halloween! Your 10-Year-Old Is Showing Cleavage.

Nicole Pasulka — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:34:00 GMT

The spookiest thing about these "occupational" sexy Halloween costumes for little girls is that somewhere there are parents who will buy them. The girls in these photos aren't old enough to trick-or-treat by themselves, but that shouldn't stop them from dressing up as saucy French maids for Halloween. It's time to rescue these children from themselves before they end up 22 years old, twice divorced, flashing their lady treasures while reading Dianetics in rehab. Shudder. Now there's a scary story.