Scanner : condom psa

Do You Like... Jumbo?

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 13 May 2009 21:41:00 GMT

Since no one in their right mind watches MTV anymore, we're guessing none of you have ever seen these condom PSA's the network has been running.

Here we have the complete 3-minute rundown of all the puppet porn hilarity... never has the term "pee-pee" been used to such great effect outside of the world of six-year-old boys...

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Yes, We'd Like A Lifetime Supply of Pronto Condoms, Please

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:54:00 GMT

This post is about to change your (sex) life...

Are you, like us Scanner bloggers, not so secretly bitter about how much condoms ruin the mood, with their thin and therefore dangerous packaging, painful and epic unrolling process, and so on? Then prepare to have your mind and your wad blown...

Our first reaction: fake! Second reaction: That must rip 4 out of 5 times. And a YouTube commenter, who is either speaking from experience or a troll for Trojan and other panic-stricken condom makers, warns us that that our fears are not unfounded:

Inginitto (1 month ago)

where can i order those online?

weissgyz (1 month ago)

Don't order them, they rip so easy.

Well, maybe the revolution hasn't arrived after all. In any case, these are only available in South Africa, so no use in getting all hot and bothered about them anyway... (Disclaimer: By the way, please continue to practice safe sex even if you think someone should invent a perfected model of rubber ASAP.)

Via Pronto Condoms.

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Footprints in the Sand Remind Us There's Nothing Better Than a Good Condom Ad

Emily Farris — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:44:00 GMT

What makes a good condom ad?

Considering we're not a fan of those featuring scantily clad women on the verge of climax, we'd say a little bit of clever can go a long, long way.

Some of our favorites, after the jump.

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(Thanks, Bill!)

Trojan Girls Try To Get Republicans To Wear, Learn Uses Of Condoms

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:23:00 GMT

Scanner Brian is in Minneapolis-St. Paul this week reporting from the Republican National Convention...

We have to admit our trip to the Trojan Bus near the Excel Center yesterday was not entirely on the up-and-up (no pun intended.)

We heard there were a half dozen hotties flirting with delegates, handing out condoms and buttons, and asking the ladies and gentlemen of the RNC to take some sort of condom test. This, we thought, sounds like Scanner material...

Trojan claims this is not a marketing ploy (you know, buy our condoms and you'll get these hot girls to like you), but rather a booming wake up call about the state of the country's sexual health. Hint: it's in the shitter.

David Johnson, Group Project Manager for Trojan Brand Condoms, says, "The main initiative is to open people's eyes and get them involved in the Evolve cause." The Trojan Evolve Tour plans to visit 60 college campuses in six months. The Trojan Tour Bus will have multimedia stations where students can play games and win the necessary prophylactics for all their sexual needs.College OTR] [

Ah, yes... about those games. What we experienced was basically the Relay Game. If you've read the rules off the sign in the above photo, you've pretty much figured out how that goes, we imagine. If only there was a way to roll a condom over a banana while taking pictures (we never did get the one-hand move down yet-- again, no pun intended), we would have figured it out and presented a full photo essay here. As it is, we think you can use your imagination.

However, here is some visualization, if only of the bus, which has a little ~~peep show booth~~ video booth where students and anyone else off the street can record their own sexual health-related message to America. (Our was going to be something about how it's Wednesday, which means it's Business Time, but we thought better of that...) Note that the story we're referencing in this short and relatively pointless Q&A with the leader of the Trojans is this one.

[Ugh, Vimeo screwed up our video and it's too late to fix it today. We'll update tonight. Here's the basic rundown: we try to get the Trojan Girl to say anything about Republicans or Democrats, but she rightly avoids our dumb questions and sticks to the subject. In any case, we will say this: we're glad a very dedicated group of people of any age are spreading a positive message about condoms. As one of the girls told a delegate as we walked back to the RNC, "One and four New Yorkers has herpes." The numbers, you should know, are almost as bad everywhere else as well...]

UPDATE: Here we go...

Trojan Girl Explains Her Presence At The RNC from Brian Fairbanks on Vimeo.

Follow the tour via Facebook and read more at the Trojan website. By the way, can someone please explain the logic behind the bus "evolution" drawings?

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Obama and McCain Condoms: F**cking Silly

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:15:00 GMT

You knew someone had to lampoon this ign'ant fool...

Thanks, McCain Condoms. As soon as I got on the Straight Talk Express, I got off.

-Cindy, 54, Phoenix

From McCainCondoms.com:

McCainCondoms do not like prolonged exposure to direct sunlight. Don't let them go past their expiration date. Like Bush's Presidency, over time McCainCondoms will become less effective and prone to failure. Use only with water-based lubricants, there's a good reason for it and oil's too expensive anyway.

Comments so far:

Limp as one of his ultra boring speeches that inspire nobody. A rubber in his wallet is as useless as tits on a bull.
Oh great, now I'm gonna have nightmares of John McCain having sex! Thanks a lot!

Luckily, there are also Obama Condoms, to balance our sanity out a bit. Obama's version "is for the elitist penis, won't leave a bitter taste in your mouth, are for when you just want to close the deal" and at 3am, when that phone rings. Ah, sometimes posts just write themselves, don't they?

Buy Obama and McCain condoms. Or don't.

Sing and Dance Along With Indian Condoms

Nicole Pasulka — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:31:00 GMT

We go apeshit for sex education PSAs that personify condoms. But this video has singing and dancing too!

It's probably safe to assume we'll be showering with a rubber on from now on.

Scanner : condom psa

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