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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : cheerleader</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheerleader/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: cheerleader</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Miss Rhode Island Jumps Into Nude Photo Scandal, As Third Prejean Pic Surfaces</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/12/miss-rhode-island-jumps-into-nude-photo-scandal-as-third-prejean-pic-surfaces.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 14:08:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:203639</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=203639</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/12/miss-rhode-island-jumps-into-nude-photo-scandal-as-third-prejean-pic-surfaces.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/alysha1.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/alysha1.jpeg" border="0" height="640" width="427" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Right-wingers have been crying foul on this Carrie Prejean hate-wave happening all across the &amp;#39;net. They say, &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s unfair to attack Carrie just because she disagrees with you.&amp;quot; Who&amp;#39;s attacking her? These were photos she shot for her modeling career and so should have no problem with their being leaked. And if she didn&amp;#39;t lie to the pageant people, she shouldn&amp;#39;t have to worry about losing her crown over them, right?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Now, they&amp;#39;re trying a different tactic: &amp;quot;Wait a minute-- there&amp;#39;s a double standard here. Miss Rhode Island has also posed partially-nude-- why don&amp;#39;t liberals care about them?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;As always with this ridiculous scandal, Miss Rhode Island&amp;#39;s photos are only mildly NSFW... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Miss Rhode Island 2009, by the way, is one Alysha Castonguay, a Maxim magazine star for one month in 2008. We&amp;#39;re betting good money that you haven&amp;#39;t heard about Castonguay during this brouhaha &lt;i&gt;because she may have actually read her contract &lt;/i&gt;with the Miss USA folks and warned them she&amp;#39;d recently posed for the magazine... or some other similar scenario. Prejean&amp;#39;s real problems only began, you&amp;#39;ll recall, when he told her superiors that a) the photos were basically child porn, which it now seems they weren&amp;#39;t and b) there should only be one of them out there. As you can see below, that&amp;#39;s not true either:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/carriep3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/carriep3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;(And by the way, we&amp;#39;re getting real sick of The Dirty for dragging this near-non-story out for so long. If all these photos are virtually identical, it&amp;#39;s a huge dramatic letdown when they appear after such epic waits. Pic #4 better be a real naked shot and it better come out sometime before the year 2047.) &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;As for Miss Rhode Island, it turns out she was a New England Patriots cheerleader for two seasons, which included a stint as the cover girl for the team&amp;#39;s swimsuit calendar, and the Maxim shoot was actually in conjunction with two of her teammates:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/alysha3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/alysha3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/alysha2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/alysha2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/ayesha4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/05/08-15/ayesha4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;As always, click each photo for a new window and enlarge from there. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/08/second-carrie-prejean-topless-photo-released-will-this-nightmare-ever-end.aspx"&gt;Second Carrie Prejean Topless Photo Released... 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She died from a drug the kids are taking which has not yet been made illegal.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/HEStcheerlead.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/HEStcheerlead.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Hester&amp;#39;s body was near a vial of the colorless, odorless liquid GBL (gamma-butyrolactone), which mixes with stomach acids to form GHB, aka the date rape drug, and it&amp;#39;s available on the Internet legally. This is thought to be the third GBL-related death in the past year. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The kicker is that the UK&amp;#39;s Home Office announced it would make the substance illegal a full eight months ago, &lt;a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2402255.ece?OTC-RSS&amp;amp;ATTR=News" target="_blank"&gt;declaring it&lt;/a&gt;  &amp;quot;can lead to dependence, unconsciousness and even death by 
intoxication.&amp;quot; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A spokesman explained why GBL is still available. &amp;quot;We are currently looking at the legislative options for 
control, to target the problems of misuse of GBL, which has a number of 
legitimate uses.&amp;quot; 
&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Of course even if the drug were illegal, that doesn&amp;#39;t mean that someone who either chose to take the date rape drug or was slipped the date rape drug wouldn&amp;#39;t have done it anyway. As to who was the responsible party in the drug-giving or taking, one of Hester&amp;#39;s fellow partygoers said she took the drug herself, though of course her mother denies she ever would have done such a thing. No one is being charged with slipping her a mickey. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/11/08/ghb-just-got-a-brand-new-street-name.aspx"&gt;GHB Just Got a Brand New Street Name...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/12/19/barbara-ehrenreich-pulls-a-quot-bait-and-switch-quot-over-disney-princesses.aspx"&gt;Barbara Ehrenreich Pulls a &amp;quot;Bait and Switch&amp;quot; Over Disney Princesses&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/11/07/australian-toy-recall-resembles-last-night-s-quot-csi-miami-quot.aspx"&gt;Australian Toy Recall Resembles &amp;quot;CSI:Miami&amp;quot;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=200288" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/death/default.aspx">death</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/UK/default.aspx">UK</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/england/default.aspx">england</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+sun/default.aspx">the sun</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheerleader/default.aspx">cheerleader</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/GBL/default.aspx">GBL</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hester+stewart/default.aspx">hester stewart</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/date+rape+drug/default.aspx">date rape drug</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/GHB/default.aspx">GHB</category></item><item><title>Fired Cheerleading Coach Receiving Support From Unlikely Source</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/fired-cheerleading-coach-receiving-support-from-unlikely-source.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:27:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:197428</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=197428</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/fired-cheerleading-coach-receiving-support-from-unlikely-source.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/carlie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/carlie.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;More than a quarter of a million people read &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/15/cheerleading-coach-in-hottest-nude-photo-scandal-ever.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;our story last week&lt;/a&gt; about Carlie Christine, also known as Carlie Beck, a cheerleading coach who ruined the lives of so many young innocents by posing for &lt;i&gt;Playboy&lt;/i&gt; and then having the damn gall to get busted for it.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Carlie, as you may recall, was fired from her gig at Casa Roble High School after vindictive parents ratted her out-- they were upset that their daughters had skipped school and, therefore, had been kicked off the squad, so they decided to punish the one responsible for following the rules. But the story may not be over yet-- while a lawsuit isn&amp;#39;t looking too strong, thanks to that pesky &amp;quot;no going out and doing Playboy behind our backs&amp;quot; clause in the contract she signed, Carlie may not be going gently into that good night... of teaching, that is...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Various local news sources in the Sacramento area, including&lt;a href="http://www.sacbee.com/293/story/1784367.html" target="_blank"&gt; the Bee&lt;/a&gt; and First Coast News, covered a protest lead by some of the students at Carlie&amp;#39;s former place of employment. Strangely enough, the members of this angry mob are all female. And cheerleaders, perhaps:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Carrying signs and chanting, &amp;quot;We want Carlie back!&amp;quot;
We want Carlie back,&amp;quot; five freshmen protested after classes let out at
Orangevale&amp;#39;s Casa Roble High School.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;The girls who made the cheerleading squad said they
support former cheerleading coach Carlie Beck. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Cheerleader Maisie Tyree said Beck &amp;quot;was nothing but
nice to every single girl. She was nice to the girl that couldn&amp;#39;t try
out and it was totally wrong what her parents did. It was the only card
they could pull.&amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Catie Cullen agreed. &amp;quot;(Beck) wasn&amp;#39;t the one who told
us about the photos. She was a role model for us. She was an amazing
coach,&amp;quot; Cullen said.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;The girls said they didn&amp;#39;t see anything wrong with
Beck&amp;#39;s pictures. They also said they had their parents&amp;#39; permission to
demonstrate after school.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;But Heather Giniella, the parent who told
administrators about Beck, said she was outraged when she learned about
Beck&amp;#39;s pictures. Her daughter was barred from cheerleading tryouts. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;quot;This is something that I would have brought to the
attention principal whether (my daughter) was on the team or not,&amp;quot;
Giniella said.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Beck told school officials about her modeling. She said the situation has been difficult of her.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;quot;I really learned to love these girls as well as
their parents. I definitely appreciate all the support I&amp;#39;ve been
shown,&amp;#39; Beck said&lt;/i&gt;. [&lt;a href="http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=136169&amp;amp;catid=82" target="_blank"&gt;First Coast News&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Of course, parents interviewed for &lt;a href="http://www.news10.net/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=57863&amp;amp;catid=2" target="_blank"&gt;other stories&lt;/a&gt; agreed with the firing, even though, as it turns out, Carlie posed for Playboy before taking the teaching job. Unfortunately, though, it doesn&amp;#39;t sound like the administrators are going to take her back. Perhaps the students can reenact &lt;a href="http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/dead_poets_final.html" target="_blank"&gt;the ending of &lt;i&gt;Dead Poets Society&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, with an extra cheer involved, when their favorite mentor comes to pick up last paycheck... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="BlogPostHeader"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/15/cheerleading-coach-in-hottest-nude-photo-scandal-ever.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Cheerleading Coach In Hottest Nude Photo Scandal Ever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/09/watching-the-watchmen-sex-scene.aspx" style="font-weight:bold;" target="_blank"&gt;Watching the Watchmen Sex Scene&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br style="font-weight:bold;" /&gt;&lt;br style="font-weight:bold;" /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/19/13-year-old-boy-watched-that-paris-hilton-video-too-many-times.aspx" style="font-weight:bold;" target="_blank"&gt;13-Year-Old Boy Watched That Paris Hilton Video Too Many Times&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br style="font-weight:bold;" /&gt;&lt;br style="font-weight:bold;" /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/06/today-in-wtf-guy-who-thought-it-was-ok-to-sign-stepdaughter-to-sex-contract.aspx%20" style="font-weight:bold;" target="_blank"&gt;This Guy Thought It Was OK To Sign Stepdaughter To Sex Contract&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=197428" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/movies/default.aspx">movies</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Cheerleaders/default.aspx">Cheerleaders</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nude+photos/default.aspx">nude photos</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/california/default.aspx">california</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sfw/default.aspx">sfw</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheerleader/default.aspx">cheerleader</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/scandal/default.aspx">scandal</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/protesters/default.aspx">protesters</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/teacher+scandal/default.aspx">teacher scandal</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheerleading/default.aspx">cheerleading</category></item><item><title>Cheerleading Coach In Hottest Nude Photo Scandal Ever</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/15/cheerleading-coach-in-hottest-nude-photo-scandal-ever.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:20:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:196104</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>90</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=196104</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/15/cheerleading-coach-in-hottest-nude-photo-scandal-ever.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/carlie3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/carlie3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Channel 13 in Sacramento claims to have been &amp;quot;up all night&amp;quot; (you&amp;#39;ll believe it when you see the photos) working on the story of Carlie Christine, a cheerleading coach at Casa Robles High School, who was outed as a Playboy and internet porn pinup yesterday after she got on the bad side of a bunch of bitchy wannabe cheerleaders.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;But unlike everyone else foaming at the mouth over this amusing tale of moonlighting gone wrong, we have the photographic evidence to prove it really happened...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Christine, it turns out, used her real name (or at least the same name she teaches under) in posing for Playboy, which made it a cinch that the entire football team would eventually stumble across the snaps, which it did. But it was when an undetermined number of girls were kicked off the cheerleading squad for skipping school their awful parents leaked the online photos to shocked school officials.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;According to &lt;a href="http://cbs13.com/local/High.School.Cheer.2.985172.html" target="_blank"&gt;the local media&lt;/a&gt;, Christine has been fired from her coaching job, although we&amp;#39;d be surprised if she doesn&amp;#39;t quickly make ten times the money modeling. We found something CBS missed: Carlie Christine&amp;#39;s &lt;a href="http://www.modelmayhem.com/756313" target="_blank"&gt;modeling website&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;I am shorter in stature but photograph very proportionate and I stay thin and toned.
&lt;br /&gt;I currently have shoulder-length natural brown hair and intend on keeping it the same from now on.
&lt;br /&gt;I do have four small tattoos that I cover with makeup or have airbrushed out for photos unless they are wanted for the shoot.&amp;nbsp;
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/carlie1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/carlie1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/carlie2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/carlie2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/carlie5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/carlie5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/carlie4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/carlie4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;More of her nude photos, including full frontal images, can be seen &lt;a href="http://www.dayom.com/playboy/playboy_cybergirl_of_the_week_carlie_christine/" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/media-fawning-all-over-sasha-grey-now-that-they-re-allowed-to.aspx"&gt;Media Fawning All Over Sasha Grey Now That They&amp;#39;re Allowed To&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/13/padma-lakshmi-suddenly-surprisingly-naked.aspx"&gt;Padma Lakshmi Suddenly, Surprisingly 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Cheerleaders</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/07/in-photo-war-patriots-cheerleaders-outdo-cleveland-cavs-cheerleaders.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:12:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:162168</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=162168</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/07/in-photo-war-patriots-cheerleaders-outdo-cleveland-cavs-cheerleaders.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/patriots4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/patriots4.jpg" style="width:345px;height:301px;" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The Cleveland Cavaliers cheerleaders had a photo scandal earlier this month that resulted in many self-righteous commentators spewing nonsense about how disgraceful their innocent, playful, and totally raunchy pics were. (Bill O&amp;#39;Reilly, as usual, had to outdo everyone by giving the girls a public spanking: &lt;span class="title loggedin"&gt;&amp;quot;[T]his isn&amp;#39;t ... the inner city; you would think that these kids would have some kind of a values system.&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;In the ensuing chaos, everyone forgot about another cheerleader scandal-- that one in &lt;a href="http://www.bittenandbound.com/2008/11/05/caitlin-davis-new-england-patriots-cheerleader-fired-photos/" target="_blank"&gt;football&lt;/a&gt;, courtesy of the New England Patriots. (Still with us?) Next, the other Patriots cheerleaders, we&amp;#39;re guessing wildly here, got jealous of all their rivals&amp;#39; media attention and FHM offers and decided to leak sexy photos from the past...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Here are the best, &lt;a href="http://donchavez.com/blog/2009/01/06/bring-it-on-new-england-patriots-cheerleaders-in-punta-cana/" target="_blank"&gt;courtesy of some guy named Don Chavez&lt;/a&gt;. We&amp;#39;re guessing he makes tequila or something.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/patriots1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/patriots1.jpg" border="0" width="444" height="335" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/patriots2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/patriots2.jpg" border="0" width="656" height="496" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/patriots3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/01/patriots3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Oh. How risque... they possess lingerie and footwear. 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We&amp;#39;d post these photos with or without a legitimate reason. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Seems this cheerleader for the Cleveland Cavs (that&amp;#39;s a basketball team, you nerds), which whipped the asses of the New York Knicks last night, is overshadowing star player Lebron James with some unwanted publicity of her own. 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Bourne Identity&amp;quot; author Robert Ludlum that gives the studio exclusive
rights to the Jason Bourne character and first look at other Ludlum
novels.&lt;/i&gt; [&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/%7Er/variety/news/frontpage/%7E3/460347731/VR1117996277" target="_blank"&gt;Variety&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Barack Obama will name Hillary Clinton Secretary of State sometime after Thanksgiving, including to some &lt;a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1108/15843.html" target="_blank"&gt;leaking aides&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Cheerleader initiation rituals in Texas? Even scarier than you&amp;#39;d think: &lt;a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6120825.html" target="_blank"&gt;a gang of hooligan girls have been charged&lt;/a&gt;
with binding and gagging junior varsity newbies and tosses them into a
pool. What the hell was that supposed to prove? That they could drown
for the cause? How could they &lt;i&gt;not&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt; prove that?&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The Guy Ritchie-Madonna divorce &lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/11/20/madonna.ritchie.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories" target="_blank"&gt;heads to the courts&lt;/a&gt; today in London. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And as of 1:45 this morning, it seems that &lt;a href="http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/archives/2008/11/breaking_ag_muk.html" target="_blank"&gt;the latest news on current Attorney General Michael Mukasey&lt;/a&gt; is that he&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;alert&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;conversant&amp;quot; following what, in our best guess with what little information we have, sounds like a possible stroke. Mukasey was giving a speech, during which he speech became slurred. Midway, he collapsed and was rushed to the hospital.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/20/caption-this-madonna-the-grouch.aspx"&gt;Caption This: Madonna the Grouch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/14/cornell-is-obsessed-with-armpit-sex.aspx"&gt;Cornell Is Obsessed With Armpit Sex&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/18/megan-fox-is-hot-right-now-gq-can-just-recycle-her-photos-every-month.aspx"&gt;Megan Fox Is So Hot Right Now, GQ Can Just Recycle Her Photos Every Month&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/14/but-of-course-madonna-s-british-accent-explained.aspx"&gt;But Of Course: Madonna&amp;#39;s British Accent Explained&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/07/sloppy-seconds-craigslist-crackdown-on-hookers.aspx"&gt;Sloppy Seconds: The Craigslist Crackdown on Hookers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=148825" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hillary+clinton/default.aspx">hillary clinton</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/divorce/default.aspx">divorce</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/thanksgiving/default.aspx">thanksgiving</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Barack+Obama/default.aspx">Barack Obama</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/texas/default.aspx">texas</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/david+letterman/default.aspx">david letterman</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/madonna/default.aspx">madonna</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/arrest/default.aspx">arrest</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Guy+Ritchie/default.aspx">Guy Ritchie</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/katie+couric/default.aspx">katie couric</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/while+you+were+sleeping/default.aspx">while you were sleeping</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/keith+olbermann/default.aspx">keith olbermann</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/swimming/default.aspx">swimming</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/guns+_2700_n+roses/default.aspx">guns 'n roses</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/bourne/default.aspx">bourne</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheerleader/default.aspx">cheerleader</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hazing/default.aspx">hazing</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/attorney+general/default.aspx">attorney general</category></item><item><title>Cheerleaders "Streak" High School Football Game</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/07/cheerleaders-streak-high-school-football-game.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:08:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:144154</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=144154</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/07/cheerleaders-streak-high-school-football-game.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/random%20cheerleaders.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/random%20cheerleaders.jpg" border="0" height="312" width="468" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We put &lt;i&gt;streaking&lt;/i&gt; in quotes in our headline because the girls in this video are not actually naked-- they are about as naked as we feel comfortable with and can legally get away posting images of. Does that make sense?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Never mind, you&amp;#39;ll just have to see for yourself...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Warning: this video appears to have been filmed by someone who has never operated a video camera before. You&amp;#39;ll see what we mean:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P2exqDgr5LM&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P2exqDgr5LM&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Well, at least the beginning is all watchable. And hell, the story ain&amp;#39;t bad, either:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Video footage obtained by CBC News shows a dozen South Delta
students wearing very little run across the field and spray silly
string on the opposing team during half time.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Johnson said he warned students last month not to streak at this
year&amp;#39;s final game of the season but was, obviously, ignored. Many
parents and children left the game in disgust after the prank, he said.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;Our position is one that we don&amp;#39;t celebrate this. We don&amp;#39;t find it funny,&amp;quot; he said.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The girls, calling what they did a &amp;quot;harmless prank,&amp;quot; said streaking is a tradition at their school.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s just kind of like a fun [graduation] prank for our year, and
it&amp;#39;s been going on for a couple of years now,&amp;quot; said one of the girls,
who wanted to be identified only as Rochelle. &amp;quot;It was pretty much out
of fun.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;I get older... Canadian high school girls stay the saaamme age...&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Seriously, it would be one thing if these girls were naked and molesting people, but other than that, these parents need to take a step and remember a time when they still had a pulse.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Here&amp;#39;s a last parting shot-- a still frame from the video, about the only way you&amp;#39;re ever going to be able to figure out what&amp;#39;s going on in it:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/streak%20shot.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/streak%20shot.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2008/11/05/bc-football-streaking-tradition.html" target="_blank"&gt;CBC&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt; (all NSFW):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/05/some-of-the-hottest-women-in-the-country-all-got-naked-together.aspx"&gt;Some of the Hottest Women in the Country All Got Naked Together&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/18/woman-busted-for-videotaping-her-underage-sex-crime.aspx"&gt;Woman Busted For Videotaping Her Underage Sex Crime&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/06/lizzy-caplan-and-her-hbo-porn-show-still-terrible-terribly-hot.aspx"&gt;Lizzy Caplan And Her HBO Porn Show Still Terrible, Terribly Hot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/05/the-results-are-not-in-for-this-who-would-you-rather.aspx"&gt;The Results Are Not In... For This &amp;quot;Who Would You Rather?&amp;quot;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=144154" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/high+school/default.aspx">high school</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Cheerleaders/default.aspx">Cheerleaders</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/canada/default.aspx">canada</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/funny/default.aspx">funny</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prudes/default.aspx">prudes</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lingerie/default.aspx">lingerie</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/pranks/default.aspx">pranks</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/parenting/default.aspx">parenting</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/graduation/default.aspx">graduation</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sfw/default.aspx">sfw</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheerleader/default.aspx">cheerleader</category></item><item><title>While You Were Sleeping: The Lapdancers And The Prime Minister</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/06/while-you-were-sleeping-the-lapdancers-and-the-prime-minister.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:08:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:143722</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=143722</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/11/06/while-you-were-sleeping-the-lapdancers-and-the-prime-minister.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/ryan%20rachel.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/01-07/ryan%20rachel.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A New England Patriots cheerleader was &lt;a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/05/patriots-cheerleader-fired-over-penis-scandal/" target="_blank"&gt;booted from the squad&lt;/a&gt; after Facebook pictures showed her drawing penises and swastikas on a passed-out girl&amp;#39;s body. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The New York Times wants you to know that &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/02/sports/playmagazine/112pewarm.html?_r=3&amp;amp;oref=slogin&amp;amp;oref=slogin&amp;amp;oref=slogin" target="_blank"&gt;stretching before exercise&lt;/a&gt; is actually a bad idea. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And so it begins... check out what this Floridian DJ did to &amp;quot;celebrate&amp;quot; Obama&amp;#39;s victory...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Mark Larsen, who is white, dressed in blackface makeup at the start of his show.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;“This gives me that Uncle Tom feel,” said Larsen, who also joked
about changing his name to Marcus Washington Larsen. “Are you sure this
comes off? Because I don’t feel like running for president.”&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Before Tuesday’s election, Larsen talked about seeing a long line of
black people waiting to vote at a Tampa Bay area polling place, saying
they “looked like the line for takeout at Big Tim’s Barbecue” in St.
Petersburg. And shortly after putting on the blackface makeup
Wednesday, he told a caller he presumed to be black that “You love
(America) because you have a man of color going to the White House.
Before that, you probably were a malcontent.&amp;quot; [&lt;a href="http://blogs.tampabay.com/media/2008/11/local-radio-hos.html" target="_blank"&gt;Tampabay.com&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Lost in all the election hoopla yesterday: Massachusetts &lt;a href="http://www.scandalist.com/2008-11-05/citizen-scandal-massachusetts-decriminalizes-weed/" target="_blank"&gt;decriminalized marijuana&lt;/a&gt; of less than one ounce.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Why do we get the feeling this is going to be terrible? Antonio Banderas may be playing &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/%7Er/variety/news/frontpage/%7E3/443957357/VR1117995339" target="_blank"&gt;Salvador Dali&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Even &lt;a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/05/lapdancer_petition/" target="_blank"&gt;these exotic dancers&lt;/a&gt; were unable to get the British Prime Minister&amp;#39;s attention. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are over... &lt;a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/11/05/ryan_gosling_and_rachel_mcadams_are_off_" target="_blank"&gt;are you reading this&lt;/a&gt;, Scanner Emily? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a 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A million bucks, right? That&amp;#39;s what you&amp;#39;d think, but not only is it &lt;a href="http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2008/10/17/andy-roddick-gives-nude-tennis-lesson-banks-charity-15-000/" target="_blank"&gt;a mere 15 g&amp;#39;s&lt;/a&gt;, Roddick is throwing in a nudity option as well.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;You know how much we love &lt;a href="http://www.mrcharlietodd.com/post/54862325" target="_blank"&gt;pranks&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The shortlist for the Oscars&amp;#39; &lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081020/film_nm/us_oscar_foreign" target="_blank"&gt;Best Foreign Language Film nominees&lt;/a&gt; was announced, although we don&amp;#39;t think many of them will see release in the U.S. for a while. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A man was charged with &lt;a href="http://www.islandpacket.com/news/local/story/637893.html" target="_blank"&gt;taking a leak&lt;/a&gt; in a police car and spitting on a cop. 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are denying the will of &amp;quot;the people.&amp;quot; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Libertarian Presidential candidate Bob Barr is such a nice, well-rounded individual, he won&amp;#39;t let anyone use &lt;a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2008/10/bob-barr-for-president-gay-lesbian-words-banned?fromrss=1" target="_blank"&gt;the words &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;lesbian&amp;quot; on his website&lt;/a&gt;. Even in a positive manner. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We used to think Canada was the sane, folksy antidote to our crazy U.S. culture, but &lt;a href="http://queersunited.blogspot.com/2008/10/canadian-independent-federal-candidate.html" target="_blank"&gt;not after this guy burst onto the national scene&lt;/a&gt; there:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;David Popescu is running in the 2008 elections as an independent
candidate as part of Canada&amp;#39;s federal election. Popescu is well known
for his radical christian point of view, and his strong opposition to
homosexuality, abortion, and stem cell research. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;quot;A
young man asked me what I think of homosexual marriages and I said I
think &lt;b&gt;homosexuals should be executed&lt;/b&gt;,&amp;quot; he said. &amp;quot;My whole reason for
running is the Bible and the Bible couldn&amp;#39;t be more clear on that
point.&amp;quot; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.torontosun.com/canadavotes/news/2008/10/01/6941241.html"&gt;(Toronto Sun) &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Bigotry reigns in... Texas. A group of &lt;a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=5938247&amp;amp;page=1" target="_blank"&gt;high school cheerleaders&lt;/a&gt; were suspended for a routine that include Katy Perry&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;I Kissed A Girl.&amp;quot; Lawsuit, anyone? (The school, of course, declined to define its pep-rally-song standards for anyone, even after this national news story.) &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A transgender politician in Georgia, accused of fraud and deception in a lawsuit for running as a woman, &lt;a href="http://www.wrcbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=9129865" target="_blank"&gt;won that lawsuit&lt;/a&gt;... but lost the re-election match anyway. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The lesbian mommas case heads to &lt;a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2008/10/lesbian-parent-case-heads-to-montana-supreme-court?fromrss=1" target="_blank"&gt;the Montana Supreme Court&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;And &lt;a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2008/10/mad-men-embrace-lgbts?fromrss=1" target="_blank"&gt;the Mad Men of Madison&lt;/a&gt; are finally producing television ads geared for gays and lesbians, although don&amp;#39;t expect an episode about it on the 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href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/08-15/cheerleader_nc.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/08-15/cheerleader_nc.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Talk about living vicariously through your children... a woman in Wisconsin took advantage of the fact that her 15-year-old daughter lived with her father in another state and enrolled in her local high school under her daughter&amp;#39;s name to become a cheerleader and get a high school diploma. Wendy Brown, 33, who faces identity theft charges, apparently attended high school so she could regain the part of her childhood that she missed. Unfortunately, though, she didn&amp;#39;t hold attending class in high enough regard and bounced a $134.50 check for her cheerleading uniform.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;According to a school employee, Brown wasn&amp;#39;t good at math and cried when talking about transferring from another high school. She played the part, but did she look it? You decide:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/08-15/ALeqM5gc3I1bFN87Rvg1VNMPtr6JkKqnhw.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/08-15/ALeqM5gc3I1bFN87Rvg1VNMPtr6JkKqnhw.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Brown has been arrested and if convicted she faces six years in prison and a $10,000 fine.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;[AP: &lt;a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ipppcZU-H4xC9lQiAOQFSF-cfrdAD935H3G80" target="_blank"&gt;Mom allegedly uses daughter&amp;#39;s ID to be cheerleader&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.gossiponsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cheerleader_nc.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Image&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=127345" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/high+school/default.aspx">high school</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/milf/default.aspx">milf</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/moms/default.aspx">moms</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/parents/default.aspx">parents</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prison/default.aspx">prison</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/nevada/default.aspx">nevada</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/bad+parents/default.aspx">bad parents</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/but+i_2700_m+a+cheerleader/default.aspx">but i'm a cheerleader</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/cheerleader/default.aspx">cheerleader</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/living+vicariously+through+your+children/default.aspx">living vicariously through your children</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/living+vicariously/default.aspx">living vicariously</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/high+school+cheerleader/default.aspx">high school cheerleader</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex+with+cheerleaders/default.aspx">sex with cheerleaders</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/wendy+brown/default.aspx">wendy brown</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/natasha+lyonne/default.aspx">natasha lyonne</category></item></channel></rss>