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PapSmeared: Clay Aiken and Reed Kelly Go Together Like Pinstripes and Argyle

Emily Farris — Wed, 13 May 2009 16:17:00 GMT

Celebrity Couplings We Can Get Behind

Emily Farris — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:39:00 GMT

Contrary to what our incessant blogging about couples like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz (PENIS!) might lead you to believe, we really don't care too much about celebrity couples. Really! But sometimes when two people seem so perfect for each other our need to match-make in the real world seeps into our blogging life. And now that a certain young lady who loves to show us her boobs is Tweeting about how much she loves a certain young man who would show us his boobs if he had them, we feel we need to do our part to make this romance happen.

Yes, folks, apparently Lily Allen "[thinks she's] in love with john mayer. I watched a DVD of one of his concerts last night, on the bus. His guitar playing is mesmerising. Sexy.”

Say what you will about Lily Allen, but we love her. She's one of the few celebrities we imagine we could get drunk with and get in trouble with and still end up liking her. And though we think she could do better than John Mayer, we just want the girl to be happy. Therefore, we totally endorse this possible union.

[FadedYouth: LILY ALLEN AND JOHN MAYER…?]

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Emily Farris — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:55:00 GMT

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Sloppy Seconds: Crazy Baby Lady Holds Out, Won't Put Out

Emily Farris — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:01:00 GMT

A 15-year-old student in Florida has been suspended from school for three days because he farted on the bus. [Inquisitr]

Oh, Jesus. Some dude wants to make babies with "angel princess" Paris Hilton. [FadedYouth]

We were sort-of excited (okay, really excited) about "Lesbian Vampire Killers" until we read this: "The lesbian vampire queen, who is in fact the only one of the vampires who seems to genuinely be a lesbian rather than just a generally lusty vampire, can only be killed with the sword. It's a subtle moment, so let's rephrase: The lesbian curse is only lifted when the lesbian is penetrated by the cock sword." [Vulture]

Isaiah Washinton, who was fired from the cast of Grey's Anatomy in 2007 for making a gay slur at co-star T.R. Knight (who had not yet come out of the closet) is facing eviction from his Venice home. [Us]

Contrary to earlier reports, Katy Perry and Josh Groban are not dating. People everywhere continue to not care. [People]

Crazy Baby Lady Nadya Suleman still has not accepted any offers to do porn or any offers to do reality shows featuring Vivid girls. (P.S. Thems not enuf diapers.) [The Frisky]

While You Were Sleeping: Drunk Breastfeeding

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Ryan Adams: Hot or Not?

Colleen Kane — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 22:16:00 GMT

So Ryan Adams and Mandy Moore really went and did it. They tied the knot quietly yesterday in Savannah, Georgia. The coverage of this leads us to reflect, as usual, how much of a waffler Ryan can be in his looks (much like the quality of his music can vary wildly, as Scanner Brian has noted).

Sometimes, as above, he looks just darling. Maybe a jerk, but a jerk who might play you a song he wrote for you. OK, maybe he didn't write the song for you exactly, and it's a passive-aggressive song, but he's still easy on the eyes.

And then other times... egad.

Not a good look.

So, hot or not?

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Oscar-Nominated Love?

Colleen Kane — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:23:00 GMT

Which two stars of an oscar nominated film are rumored to be a new real-life couple?

Frieda Pinto and Anil Kapoor of Slumdog Millionaire, says Scandalist.

This adds even more heartwarmth to that brought on by the movie: those two beautiful babies found love.

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Can You Tell Which Celebrity Couple is Immortalized in These Lipstick Tubes?

Emily Farris — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:35:00 GMT

Neither could we. But we'll give you a hint, they're not lipstick lesbians. They're not lesbians at all, actually, though one dabbled in it for a while...

Apparently, after Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie topped some poll of the most kissable lips in the world, sculptor Willard Wigan teamed up with an online cosmetics site to create Pitt and Jolie lipsticks.

Um, FAIL?

[Faded Youth: BRAD AND ANGELINA IMMORTALIZED IN LIPSTICK]

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PapSmeared: Spencer and Heidi Help the Homeless, Themselves

Emily Farris — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:22:00 GMT

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Sloppy Seconds: Frisky's Ten Best Male Nude Scenes List

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:45:00 GMT

Roger Ebert ripped Ben Stein a new one again, and much more effectively this time, with a blog entitled "Win Ben Stein's Mind." As one commenter put it, " Should one win Ben Stein's mind, what would one do with it, since it is obviously useless as a functioning organ?"

Jon Hamm & Tina Fey? On 30 Rock, where the best celebrity couplings happen.

The first Best Movies Of The Year awards were given out by the National Board of Review... and the winners are:

Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Director: David Fincher for ...Benjamin Button
Actress: Anne Hathaway for Rachel Getting Married
Actor: Clint Eastwood for Gran Torino
Supporting Actor: Josh Brolin for Milk
Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz for Vicki Cristina Barcelona

The Frisky came out with their ten best male nude scenes list.

An idiot Republican congresswoman hung up on Obama (twice!) and Rahm Emanuel, just for laughs.

Kristin Stewart as Joan Jett. Yeah, we can picture that.

And Jeremy Piven may be getting married to John Cleese's daughter.

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Today in Unlikely Couples: David Spade and....

Emily Farris — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:11:00 GMT

David Spade was caught smooching with a new lady over the weekend. We were surprised when David Spade dated Heather Locklear. And again when he married some model. So we're not all that surprised by this. It's not that he's unattractive, he's just... David Spade, you know?

So, who is Spade's new lady friend?

Nicollette Sheridan and David Spade were spotted smooching Friday night at Beverly Hills restaurant Luau. There to celebrate Sheridan's 45th birthday, the pair — who arrived separately and began dinner at separate booths — 'couldn't resist each other for long,' a source tells Usmagazine.com.

According to the source, Spade winked at Sheridan and was by her side as she blew out the candles on her birthday cake. Later, the pair reportedly holed up in a booth where they 'cuddled and kissed.'

Sheridan's people say she's not dating Spade. Mhmm.

[MollyGood: New Make Out Buddies Alert]

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Celebrity Couplings We Can Get Behind

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Lily Allen "Snogged Lesbian Twins"

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While You Were Sleeping: Drunk Breastfeeding

Ryan Adams: Hot or Not?

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Sean Penn Propositions James Franco for Sex

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The 50 Sexiest Movies of All-Time: 50-41

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