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Top 50 Pairs of Perfect Breasts

Drew Grant — Thu, 14 May 2009 18:38:00 GMT

The Sun must be filled with boob men: Yesterday we saw them interview Norma Stitz and her gigantic rack, and today they've compiled a list of the best jugs and hooters in the world. And yes, they included NSFW pics, thank god.

Lolo Ferreira, once-owner the world's biggest pair of tits (Stitz only has the biggest natural pair)

Keeley Hazell, some Brit famed for her "Page 3" status (I guess that's like our Page 6, but with more tits?)

Maxi Mounds, who is the current owner of the biggest hooters...well, who has the world's smallest?

Becy and Mel, the first ever lesbian Page 3 duo

Tara Reid...on this list for some unknown reason

Peta Todd, another Page 3 Girl

The rest of the nature's most perfect presents can be found here.

(Via)

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Nikon Ad Gets Boob On Their Face

Drew Grant — Wed, 13 May 2009 14:38:00 GMT

We can't imagine a lot of women rights' activists are going to be too happy with this supposed Nikon ad*, which compares the pixels size of their cameras to the size of a ladies, uh, certain appendage...

Oh, de pixels. It's French. They are much looser with their exploitation of unrealistic feminine beauty standards as portrayed by the mass media over there, you know.

*Copyranter points out that this ad is either fake or several years old, considering that most cameras now are 8-10 megapixels.

(Via)

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PapSmeared: Susan Boyle's Near Nip Slip

Emily Farris — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:39:00 GMT

Susan Boyle—the frumpy little old lady who could sing—achieved instant star status after appearing on Britan's Got Talent and wowing even its most critical judge, Simon Cowell. But as fashion magazines and gossipy blogs have been all too quick to point out, Boyle doesn't exactly look like a star. And she's okay with that. While she has no plans for a complete makeover, she told Oprah yesterday that she just put on a little make-up and some new clothes "to tidy myself up." Even so, not even Boyle's boobs are safe from the paparazzi, as one quick cameraperson who caught a glimpse of her braless bosom poking out of her 'tidy' button-down proved.

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Boobs Pull Double Breasted (Burger) Ad

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:30:00 GMT

The Australian fast food chain called Nando's has offended the nation's sensibilities once again with a demeaning ad that involves boobs, French fries, "funny accents," and boobs. There are also boobs.

A complaint that the ad encouraged discrimination against women was upheld, meaning that the ad - for the “Classic Double Breast Burger” has been pulled.

ASB CEO Fiona Jolly said: “While the Board recognised the intended humour, it also considered a significant proportion of the community would be offended and find there was an element of sexuality and objectification of women that was concerning.”

In Nando’s submission, the company claimed it had behaved with “sensitivity to the relevant audience”. It added: “As a company, we are very proud of our irreverent brand nature.”

Nice try, sexist pigs, you are hereby banned. Or: your ad is banned. Or: you get more publicity for being banned than any stupid fast food ad in which someone's boobs play a prominent role ever could have done for your chicken sandwich special.

Here is the ad that is no longer in question, due to the almighty Advertising Standards Bureau, aka the Bureau, n. "a chest" of "drawers":

What do you think? Harmless, hilarious, hideous?

Via mUmbrella.

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Sloppy Seconds: These Boobs Are Made of Magic

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 07 May 2009 00:20:00 GMT

You may need to right-click these links to open them in a new tab/window.

Here's your Fark-ready story of the day: the speed camera guy was caught speeding!

As if Michael Jackson doesn't have enough problems, he's being sued by a former publicist for $44 million.

The world just discovered that kids are inspired to have sex after watching TV.

Your headline of the day: "Q: What do you do when your little girl is playing with her brother's penis?"

These boobs can do magical tricks.

Wouldn't it be amazing if Stringer Bell became James Bond after Daniel Craig.

Bristol Palin thinks abstinence works. Just when we were beginning to think she was intelligent.

And Kiefer Sutherland had a fight. Unfortunately, it wasn't for 24.

Victoria's Secret Suit

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:18:00 GMT

Hey ladies-- and gents who like that sort of thing-- do your Victoria's Secret bras bother the living hell out of you?

You're not alone, as we found out from this story out of Cleveland, Ohio...

It turns out there's a big class action lawsuit in the works, with up to 2,000 pairs of boobs claiming damages, brought about by a guy who makes the ambulance-chasing John Travolta character from A Civil Action look like John Paul the Second. (He's quoted as saying about the tit-tarnishing: "All of the women's breasts looked alike," said attorney John Climaco of Cleveland. "It brought tears to your eyes. They're scarred.") What brought tears to this po' countray boy's eyes is described as a rash in the cleavage that irritates the bejesus outta the ladies.

The lawsuit accuses the retailer and its Columbus-based parent company, Limited Brands Inc., of misrepresenting the safety of their products, failing to warn customers of problems and concealing knowledge of defective merchandise.

The women seek in excess of $5 million combined, plus compensation for medical expenses, pain and mental anguish.

At first, [plaintiffs] Ritter and Climaco attributed her afflictions to formaldehyde, a chemical used in clothing manufacturing to help retain shapes. But that strategy fell through after independent tests failed to find formaldehyde in Victoria's Secret bras and concluded that Ritter was not allergic to the chemical.

Whoops. If you have the same symptoms, you might want to start your own case-- we're better this is going to get tossed in no time.

Via the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

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Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter Behind Bars

Emily Farris — Mon, 04 May 2009 18:24:00 GMT

We may be walking proof that honest hard work gets you nowhere, but we still cannot (yet) endorse lying, cheating and stealing as a way to get through life. Especially because, as Kari Ferrell, the Hipster Grifter, will probably tell you in her memoir (or VH1 reality show) someday, that shit will just land you in jail.

That's right, Doree Shafrir, who has been following the story for the New York Observer, has confirmed that Kari Farrell is in the slammer.

Here's how it all went down.

Apparently, Farrell turned herself in to Philadelphia police last night then called and called ANIMAL New York’s Bucky Turco at 2:30 a.m. this morning to let him know. She, of course, made this call from her super-hip iPhone. And according to a spokeswoman for the PPD, Ferrell has been arrested.

Perhaps this is where the Hipster Grifter's story ends. Though we sort-of think not.

[The Observer: Confirmed: Grifter in Slammer]

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Emily Farris — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:36:00 GMT

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has a penchant for pretty women (what politician doesn't?). And it's a source of "suffering" for his wife, Veronica Lario, she wrote in an open letter. [Yahoo!]

Simon Cowell joked that he's "secretly in love" with fellow American Idol judge Paula Abdul. And we wouldn't be all that surprised if he jerked off to the "Cold Hearted Snake" video back in the day... or if he still does. [Us]

After her double mastectomy, breast cancer survivor Christina Applegate says she still feels sexy, especially because her boyfriend, Dutch bass player Martyn Lenoble loves her "from head to toe." [People]

Is there no more bromance in the world? Chace Crawford is apparently looking to move out of the pad he shares with Gossip Girl co-star Ed Westwick. [PageSix]

Everyone can stop worrying about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. They're taking the necessary precautions to prevent catching swine flu (the swine flu?) while on their honeymoon in Mexico. Whew. We know we'll sleep better tonight knowing they're okay. [MTV]

Did California pageant officials buy homophobic Miss California, Carrie Prejean, new breasts? And if so, how do we get some? [Defamer]

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Food We'd Like to F*ck: Ace of Cakes' LOST Cake

Emily Farris — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:25:00 GMT

To celebrate (what we assume is the taping of) LOST's 100th episode, the folks at ABC brought in the pros from Ace of Cakes to make the sweet cake pictured above. But perhaps more exciting are the Dharma beer cupcakes, "chugged" by Sawyer. Well, that and the obligatory Juliette's-boobs-next-to-the-cake shot.

Is it just us or does she look really good dirty?

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PapSmeared: Lindsay Lohan and Her Side Boob Could Use a Hamburger

Emily Farris — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:14:00 GMT

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We F-ing Hate That There is F-ing Nude F-ing Hipster Grifter Sh*t We Can F-ing Get Behind

Emily Farris — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:29:00 GMT

We know you're sick to death of hearing about Kari Farrell, the hipster grifter, who conned men out of money and Vice into giving her a job (and showed us her boobs). Well, either you're sick to death of hearing about her or you're wishing you would have gotten some from her, even if it meant she ran off with your money. If you're of the former mindset, you, like us, really don't want to see all of this damn hipster grifter paraphernalia. Unless you, like us, really like one of her tattoos and are thinking of getting one of your own and might try it out as a t-shirt for a while.

It's based on this tattoo, which Scanner Brian sent to us last week with the following comment: "You should totally steal that first image as your pre-jump Beard image." To which we replied "Um, I should totally get that tattoo!" We know. But still.

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Nintendo DS Boob Cover So Cute, We Want To Cover Everything With Boobs

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:48:00 GMT

We don't really understand the need to spend four hours a day playing video games, as many people who own video games do. But then to take a portable gaming device on the subway to play it all the way to 86th St.? That's just excessive.

Playing video games by oneself has always seemed kind of pathetic-- what, real life sports or conversation isn't stimulating enough that you want to play a fighting game alone?-- but now the Nintendo DS has gotten a whole lot sexier, thanks to one unidentified artiste.

The following boob-related cover for the DS makes the gaming device almost sexy and appealing... we said "almost."

Unfortunately, it's not for sale.

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Look at This F-ing Email From This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter

Emily Farris — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:53:00 GMT

When the Hipster Grifter, Kari Ferrell, popped up on Scanner today we thought she looked familiar. And we thought, "I want to give you a handjob with my mouth" sounded way too familiar. Then we remembered that our friend had posted a Craigslist ad looking for a date to the Langhorne Slim concert a few weeks ago and an Asian girl with chest tattoos had responded to it and used that exact line. We opened up the email (that he had forwarded us, because we always forward each other our online dating prospects) to compare the tats. And we were right.

Full text of the email after the jump.

From: Korean Abdul-Jabbar <xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
Date: March 31, 2009 5:40:57 AM EDT
To: pers-y6uau-xxxxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Subject: I can fight like the devil, or do what I'm told.

Hello,

I haphazardly stumbled upon your ad on Craigslist, and decided to charm you--with my undeniable wit and good looks (see: roofies)--into taking me to the Langhorne Slim show this Friday evenin'. Now, I realize that you have several candidates to choose from and that is why I compiled this nice list as to why I am "The One".

1.) I can solve complex math equations, harpoon a whale, reference obscure movies/books/songs/bible passages/pornos/wrestlers/Christmas specials, and shoot a potato gun all while simultaneously singing the theme songs from nationally syndicated television programs of the late 70's and early 80's. If that doesn't convince you to take me, I don't know what will, but just in case I'll continue...

2.) I commonly say things like, "I want to give you a hand job with my mouth."

3.) I graduated with my degree in Music Theory, Composition, and Production--and minored in Physics. I don't know what I'm trying to tell you, besides that I like useless degrees. Impressed?

4.) I appreciate all genres of music. I know everyone says that, and sure, maybe some of them even mean it--but I DOUBLE MEAN IT (???). Examples: Bonnie 'P' Billy, Mono, Owen, The Books, Curtis Mayfield, The Gap Band, The Zombies, Glenn Miller Band, Russian Circles, Kashiwa Daisuke, The Magnetic Fields, Sunn O))), Botch, Benny Goodman, Murs, Boris, The Hood Internet, Phosphorescent, Muddy Waters, Akron/Family, Refused, Schubert, and on and on and on.

5.) CLAP HANDS.

6.) I moved here about eight months ago, and though I know many wonderful people, have been feeling a bit homesick lately. One of my favourite memories of times too-long-past is dancing in my friend's kitchen to Langhorne's "Checking Out" with everyone I have ever loved.

7.) Even if you have promised the ticket to someone else, I'll still go to the show with another friend, or by myself. Meaning, I am not emailing you just to get an in to the show--though I guess that IS sort of what your post insinuated people do...

8.) I have boobs. [Ed Note: here they are]

Okay, there you have it. The rest is up to you, my friend.

Love,
Kari

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The AVN Awards "CockWow" Sketch: "Porn's Golden Globes" Does Comedy

Emily Farris — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:39:00 GMT

VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: All y'all dumbasses that thought that the AVN Awards were porn's Oscars, think again! For one thing, in the pre-show to Showtime's telecast Saturday (delayed months from the January ceremony for what reason???), Best Starlet nominee Sunny Leone opined that it was more like the Golden Globes, which is an analysis that may provide some sort of unimagined insight into the Hollywood Foreign Press, but most likely was just a prearranged segue for red carpet anchor Dave Navarro to talk about her shiny round boobs.

And for another thing, well, we don't remember Billy Crystal ever starring in comedy bits that involved dildos or saying the words "pussy juice". That's totally Golden Globes style, right Jack Nicholson's talking asshole?

Not for the faint of heart, and very defintely NSFW, but we couldn't help ourselves. It's a rarity for porn comedy to be both topical and amusing, and besides, this was too weird not to post.

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Celebrity Couplings We Can Get Behind

Emily Farris — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:39:00 GMT

Contrary to what our incessant blogging about couples like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz (PENIS!) might lead you to believe, we really don't care too much about celebrity couples. Really! But sometimes when two people seem so perfect for each other our need to match-make in the real world seeps into our blogging life. And now that a certain young lady who loves to show us her boobs is Tweeting about how much she loves a certain young man who would show us his boobs if he had them, we feel we need to do our part to make this romance happen.

Yes, folks, apparently Lily Allen "[thinks she's] in love with john mayer. I watched a DVD of one of his concerts last night, on the bus. His guitar playing is mesmerising. Sexy.”

Say what you will about Lily Allen, but we love her. She's one of the few celebrities we imagine we could get drunk with and get in trouble with and still end up liking her. And though we think she could do better than John Mayer, we just want the girl to be happy. Therefore, we totally endorse this possible union.

[FadedYouth: LILY ALLEN AND JOHN MAYER…?]

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Mischa Barton Takes Her Top Off... Yet Again

Emily Farris — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:51:00 GMT

Since her departure from The O.C. Mischa Barton has become infamous for one thing: taking her top off. Sure, we recall a little something about drinking and driving, and there was that whole crotch shot business, but those incidents have been overshadowed by the fact that the girl just likes to show us her boobs. So she does it. Over and over and over again. This is probably due, in part, to the fact that she has been consistently chided by the media about her body after some unflattering swimsuit pictures appeared in tabloids last year. And in the May issue of UK Cosmopolitan, the actress strikes back at body bullies by taking her top off, yet again.

“It’s human nature to be self-critical, but it’s possible to like the way you look,” she says. “I’m happy now – I wouldn’t change my body, and I couldn’t anyway. The only way to be happy and be a more enjoyable person to be around is to embrace what you’ve got. Everyone has issues about their body, but I feel confident now. I’m healthy and happy. Surely there are more important issues than if someone has cellulite?”

Yes, Mischa, there certainly are.

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Aria Giovanni Wants To Show You How To Do Something

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:21:00 GMT

Why is Aria Giovanni showing us bachelors how to cook via Break.com videos and do we care? Not "do we care that she's on Break.com showing us how to do things we'll quickly turn into four-alarm fires" but does anyone care what she's saying, with images like these?

Note that at about 1:30... she appears to be lightly stroking the long stem handle... hmmm, very interesting demonstration...

Aria Giovanni Teaches Us How To Boil Eggs

In case you didn't know, Aria Giovanni is a nude model and, um, self-described actress who was the Penthouse Pet for September of 2000. You may recall her previous Scanner appearance when we shared the first episode of James Gunn's PG Porn. We'd share more of these videos if she did something, you know... exciting.

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Is That a Boner in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Emily Farris — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:14:00 GMT

Having grown up sans penis, we've never had to endure the humiliation of a public boner. Sure, we've had to help tame a few but lucky for us, everything is contained nicely in our clothes. Hell, we never even had to worry about nipping. Throughout high school and—sadly—for much of our twenties we wore a padded bra (still hoping those boobs will come in any day now!). So while we've not been on the, uh, giving end of the awkward boner we may have, at some point in our lives, laughed at a few. The new blog Awkward Boners now allows us to do that all we want in the privacy of our own homes.

Today in teacher sex....

If you'd like to see these in their native habitat, visit Brighton Beach, Brooklyn.

Somebody get this kid a pizza box. Stat!

[Awkward Boners]

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Happy National Cleavage Day

Emily Farris — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:01:00 GMT

To celebrate this Wonderbra-sponsored holiday we will not push our own meager girls up, or even try to pretend we can make them look any bigger than the little apples they are. Instead we take look back at some of our favorite boob/cleavage/nip slip stories over the years. Enjoy. And you're welcome.

Beer-Crushing Breasts Get No Respect [October, 2007]

Happy Halloween! Your 10-Year-Old Is Showing Cleavage. [October, 2007]

Who is Katie Price and Why is Her Nipple All the Way Over There? [February, 2008]

Yes, Christina Aguilera Has Humongous Breasts [April, 2008]

The Open-Source Boob Project: How to Get Your Grope On Sci-Fi Convention Style [April, 2008]

Today in Food Porn: The Bacon Bra [April, 2008]

The Life-Saving Power of Breasts [May, 2008]

Yes, Christina Aguilera Has Humongous Breasts [May, 2008]

Me, Myself and My Breasts [June, 2008]

34FFF Breasted Sheyla Hershey Stacks Another Boob Job On There [June, 2008]

Coffee And Nuts Will Give You Manboobs [September, 2008]

Co-Ed Magazine Picks The 52 Best All-Natural Breasts... [October 2008]

Breastfeeding: If You Can Ask For It, You Don't Get To Do It [November 2008]

Amy Fisher Has a New(de) Pay-Per-View Special [January, 2009]

Arby's is Not Even Trying [February, 2009]

Woman Gets Breast Cancer, So Workplace Finds An Excuse To Fire Her [February, 2009]

eBay Removes Kerry Katona's Breast Implant [March, 2009]

TSA Shows Some T&A

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:08:00 GMT

Hasn't the Transportation Security Administration embarrassed us enough by smelling our stinky shoes, emptying all the expired condoms out of our pockets, and pretending to throw away our open containers of beer (which, no doubt, they keep in a separate "recycling bin")?

Apparently not. You're gonna love how much tits, ass, peen, and whatnot the baggage screeners are going to get a glimpse of if these new X-ray machines are put to use...

The first two images are of a female (note the glorious X-ray boobies), while the right two images are of a male (note that weiner.) Here's a detail:

Believe it or not, this doesn't violate our no-genitals policy because, well, we got these from a legitimate news source, via Twitter, the world's finest news source.

By the way, if you want to avoid having one of these TSA searches, don't fly out of the airport in Salt Lake City, Utah, the only place these New World Order strip searches have gone into effect.

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Colleen Kane — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:00:00 GMT

It is now 2:00 p.m. Pacific time, which means that in San Francisco, the two o'clock titty has made its twice-daily boob slip. The shadow effect at St. Mary's Cathedral doesn't happen at two all year round; it was the 1:30 titty until Daylight Savings time recently returned. NBC Bay Area writer Josh Keppel has just proposed a name for her based on one of the best sites to view the spectacle: Rose Street, between Haight and Page. The Rose arrow points to the teat, so the new name is Rose, Our Lady of the Two O'Clock Titty.

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Carmen Electra, Doing More of What She Does Best

Colleen Kane — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:53:00 GMT

So blah blah Carmen Electra blah blah Mexican Maxim blah blah etc. New boobie pictures of Carmen after the jump.

More scans here.

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Emily Farris — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:41:00 GMT

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Normal Breasts Gallery Bums Us Out

Colleen Kane — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 22:31:00 GMT

It's sad that something like the Normal Breasts Gallery is apparently necessary.

The headline at the top of of this web page reads, "Have you seen pictures of normal non-sexual breasts?"

It's part of a larger website by the Female Intelligence Agency, and the aim of this breasts gallery is actually pretty similar to the sculpture project we covered yesterday, which shows vaginas of all different types to prove that vaginas come in all shapes and sizes.

So it turns out the artificial ideal of large pert breast with small nipples as seen on TV, movies and magazines does not actually happen in nature that much. To see many of those variations (asymmetrical, small, large areaolas, etc.), visit the gallery.

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Fun With Wikipedia: Mammary Intercourse

Emily Farris — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:01:00 GMT

Sometimes, when we read Wikipedia we think to ourselves "why don't they just call a spade a spade? What's the point of mis-educating the public?" But that's what the Urban Dictionary is for we guess, and also, apparently, Wikipedia audio, which offers an enlightening tutorial on "mammary intercourse."

[Wikipedia: Mammary Intercourse]

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Hot or Not: The Doodle Bra?

Emily Farris — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:12:00 GMT

When we first heard about the Doodle Bra, we thought "of course, drawing on breasts!" Unfortunately, it's much less exciting than that—we think you're supposed to draw on the bra before putting it on. While we love boobs as much as the next guy, or gal, after reading the press release for the product and realizing that it's not marketed for grown women, or even couples, we're almost put off by it.

DOODLE BRA creates positive responses entertaining and engaging young ladies and girls while meeting the needs of essential under garments and providing a way for self expression at the same time.

The DOODLE BRA allows the customer to maximize their spending power by receiving happiness and entertainment for the value of purchasing the necessary garments alone.

The DOODLE BRA non-toxic washable markers, custom designer stencils, and DOODLE BRA Idea Booklet provide the tools for redesigning the garments over and over again for countless uses of pleasure and happiness.

The DOODLE BRA kit also provides the customer the ability to design this garment to match their existing outfits without having to purchase separate items.

DOODLE BRA is currently offering the bra package with the complete line of boutique items including: Camis, Panties, Boxers, Briefs and other garments soon to be available

What do you think? Sounds like the perfect companion to abstinence-only education!

[AdRants via Jezebel]

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From the Annals of Boobs...

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:54:00 GMT

We've been noticing a strange trend in the latest wave of free internet porn. (Hey, not that we're spending our workdays looking at porn or anything. No, that would be wrong. Wrong. Very wrong. Really wrong.)

Fleshbot and several readers have directed us to porn clips of late that involve one trend in boobs...

The Boob Rub. See evidence below:

And this...

...which proves internet porn trends do influence real world sex...

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Emily Farris — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:17:00 GMT

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Arby's is Not Even Trying

Colleen Kane — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:15:00 GMT

This ad ran in the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Ish.

Do you get it? Those burgers are not just burgers! They are also supposed to be breasts!

Isn't this a great idea? After all, anyone looking at the swimsuit issue is already interested in breasts. If they can make customers associate burgers with breats, bingo!

Here are some similar tactics they might try.

* Another ad where the buns are "buns"!

* Paris Hilton suggestively eating a hamburger, only her boobs are also hamburgers

* French fry piles that are somehow also shaped like boobs

* Changing name of chain to Booby's

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Sloppy Seconds: M.I.A. Is the Most Badass Pregnant Woman on the Planet

Emily Farris — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:58:00 GMT

We don't care what anyone says about Lily Allen, we love her. And we love that she's selling her album, "It's Not Me, It's You," for $3.99. [Yahoo!]

Remember Sheyla Hershey with the racist KKK bra size? Turns out her boobs are filled with an entire gallon of silicone. [APP]

Lux Interior, the lead singer of 80's punk band the Cramps, is dead at 62. [MTV]

Miley Cyrus is not racist. Mmmkay? [Us]

OMFG! One of the NKOTB is not 2 STR8. At least according to the National Enquirer. If it's true, we're not all that surprised. [Jossip]

M.I.A. proves she's more badass than all the badass pregnant ladies (ever) combined: the rapper is going to perform at the Grammys. On her due date. [People]

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