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PapSmeared: The Cyruses Are Married... With Children

Emily Farris — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:19:00 GMT

Caption This: Miley Cyrus Likes it Ruff

Emily Farris — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Sloppy Seconds: The Body Found Outside of Paula Abdul's Home

Emily Farris — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:05:00 GMT

American Apparel is back in this news, this time because an employee was fired after he refused to inflate figured on the company's balance sheet. [WSJ]

With the economy sucking your bank account dry, would you consider "donating" an egg for $8,000? [The Frisky]

Say what you will about those naughty Miley Cyrus pictures for Vanity Fair; Annie Leibovitz doesn't give a fuuuck. [Jezebel]

Us Weekly seems to be a little uncomfortable dealing with the fact that Lindsay Lohan called Barack Obama "colored." [Us]

The body of a suspected stalker was found dead in her car outside of Paula Abdul's Los Angeles home. [People]

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Scanner Roundtable: The Best and Worst Couple Halloween Costumes

Emily Farris — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:23:00 GMT

Our friend and her very new boyfriend, who she's not ready to call her boyfriend, are dressing up as Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson for Halloween. While we tried to convince her that if she's dressing up with a guy, and especially as a couple, he's absolutely her boyfriend, we were also thinking about what fun Halloween costumes for couples can be. Dressing up alone is fine, but playing off of someone else makes it even better.

The most creative we ever got was dressing as a mouse while an ex-boyfriend dressed as a cat. It made for some fun later in the night, but it was pretty boring and overly cute as far as couple Halloween costumes are concerned.

So what do you think? Will the streets be filled with Brangelina wannabees this year or do any of you have amazing couple costumes in mind?

A few ideas, both good and bad, after the jump.

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Sloppy Seconds: Pete Wentz Puts His Money Where His Penis is Not

Emily Farris — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:09:00 GMT

With word that Candace Bushnell will pen a novel telling the story of Carrie Bradshaw before she starting having sex in the city, people are already buzzing about who would play a young Bradshaw in the movie version. Can you guess who? [Yahoo!]

Who knew Bridget Jones had such influence over British families? [Jezebel]

Helen Koss, championed women's rights in Maryland and was the first female committee chairperson in the Maryland General Assembly's House of Delegates died of lung cancer at the age of 86. [Washington Post]

Do you want to put your warm apple pie in our mouth? No, really. We're judging an apple pie contest October 19th, and if you live in New York, you should enter. [Greenpointers]

Pete Wentz followed in the footsteps of Brad Pitt and Steven Spielberg by donating money to the campaign to keep same-sex marriages legal in California. [Faded Youth]

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Sloppy Seconds: What Did Tina Fey Lose at the Emmys?

Emily Farris — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:04:00 GMT

Josh Groban says that "coffee and Nick at Nite" helped him prepare for his Emmy performance last night. Really? We were thinking crack and cheese. [People]

Um. Lowest rated Emmys. Ever. [The Feed]

Even with the part where that guy from Dancing With the Stars dropped Heidi Klum on her ass? At least she showed us her bruise. [FadedYouth]

Are the Cyruses trying to get fired from Disney? God, we hope so. [MollyGood]

The plane crash that killed four people and left DJ AM and Travis Barker badly burned may have been the result of a faulty tire. [Us]

Tina Fey didn't lose her composure, her top or her virginity at the Emmys. Nope, she just lost her purse. We think Josh Groban stole it. Hoping to find Sarah Palin's crack. Everyone gets so confused at these things. [People]

New Miley Cyrus Photo Scandal Already Exaggerated Beyond Belief

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:35:00 GMT

Oh my God! A fifteen-year-old girl posed for private pictures of herself wearing clothing! Call in the Catholic League! Have her parents executed in a public square by a man in a black hood!

Jesus, save us! One of these pictures features Miley Cyrus, who is a role model to seven-year-old girls in every rich white town in Connecticut and in select other regions, was found to have been acting like a fifteen-year-old girl in the presence of her own personal cellphone camera. Miley Cyrus, who has an obligation under the law to go to church seven days a week, keep her head bowed at a 45-degree angle while in public, and marry the first man who kisses her on the mouth, scandalized the nation with these two shameful, shameful photos.

Miley Cyrus has been caught up in yet another photo scandal after an internet hacker accessed her phone's memory and found a series of saucy snaps.
The new pictures allegedly show the singer posing seductively in the shower with only a wet t-shirt covering her modesty, as well as a photo of her showing off her stomach in a skimpy top.
The snaps were reportedly downloaded from the star's personal picture phone memory by a hacker calling himself the Digital Gangster.
According to celebrity [asshole] Perez Hilton, who has the controversial new photographs on his website [complete with moronic, tasteless, offensive, inappropriate, uncalled-for, and cruel "graffiti" on each snap], the hacker is shopping the snaps around to several publications

The second, more "offensive" pic:

Via WENN/IMDB.

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Sloppy Seconds: Those Boys From 'Gossip Girl,' Are They or Aren't They?

Emily Farris — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:51:00 GMT

Why in the wide world of silver bikinis would MTV consider giving Britney Spears a second chance at performing during the VMAs? Well, we're still talking about it, aren't we? [Yahoo!]

Oh dear God no! Is there another lil' Lohan out there? [AP]

Anyone hoping to catch a Jennifer Aniston vs. Angelina Jolie cat fight at the box office will be sorely disappointed. While both stars had movies set to come out October 24, but Aniston's He's Just Not That Into You has been pushed back to February to coincide with Valentine's Day. [Us]

Uh, oh. Rumors are flying that Madonna has been sneaking around with a divorce lawyer. [People]

Miley Cyrus talked to Billboard Magazine about her now infamous Vanity Fair photo shoot. "I was embarrassed, but also it's like, every career thing that I do can't be perfect, and sometimes my decisions are wrong. I think that just makes me even more relatable. I don't think people will look at me any differently because they're like, 'You know what, I'm going to do stupid stuff too, and I'm going to make mistakes, and that's fine.'" [Billboard]

Amy Winehouse and her trusty friend the vodka bottle made it to rehearsals for Nelson Mandela's birthday show. And that's something, right? [MTV]

"Seems like on-set sources, which the pubs tell us are reliable, have told each paper that Chace Crawford and Gossip Girl co-star and real-life roommate Ed Westwick are in a relationship and not trying to hide it, at least on set. Both NY papers tell us that Chace and Ed were recently seen kissing, open-mouthed on set (in Chace’s trailer)." Oh, we get it. Is this part of the plot? [Jossip]

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Quote of the Day: "The more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks."

Emily Farris — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Who said it? Vote before you jump!

Billy Ray Cyrus said it about the controversy surrounding his daughter Miley's now infamous Vanity Fair photos.

Watch the video at People.

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Sloppy Seconds: Is Paris Preggers?

Emily Farris — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:49:00 GMT

A new abstinence magazine for teenagers. Awesome! We hope it's full of really useful articles like how to get the most pleasure out of your lollipop. [HLA via Jezebel]

Billy Ray Cyrus apparently thinks Annie Leibovitz—who famously shot the infamous photos of a half-naked Miley Cyrus—"is a paparazzi." [MollyGood]

Alanis Morissette wishes her ex-fiance, Ryan Reynolds, well with his new fiance, Scarlett Johansson, but probably still wonders if she'll go down on him in a theater. [People]

Robert Downey Jr. credits Burger King with his sobriety. "I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen." And then what? [GabbyBabble]

Senator Ted Kennedy is resting at home after surgery to treat a brain tumor. [Us]

Supermodel/mean person Naomi Campbell says she wants a baby. [FameCrawler]

But is that worse than the fact that Paris Hilton might be pregnant? Oh please, God, no. [FameCrawler]

Image via famecrawler.com

Kevin Federline: Father of the Year?

Emily Farris — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:25:00 GMT

You know, the guy has put up with a lot. He was there for his sons when their mother couldn't be and he has a bunch of kids all over the place which ups his chances and...

Whew, the award is coming from a night club in Vegas. Total publicity stunt, right? We hope so because we don't think we could have come up with yet another reason K-Fed is a good father.

The club is throwing him a party, just in time for Father's Day, where we bet he'll be slipping his boys some booze under the table. But hey, we were always hanging out in Vegas clubs when we were toddlers and look how good we turned out?

But honestly, we really thought the award should have gone to Billy Ray Cyrus.

[Us: Las Vegas Club Names K-Fed 'Father of the Year']

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Sloppy Seconds: Barack Obama's Hip Hop Cameo

Emily Farris — Fri, 23 May 2008 21:33:00 GMT

Yes, yes. We've all heard that Lindsay Lohan might be more than just BFF with gal pal Samantha Ronson. Can't we all stop staring and just be happy that Lilo may have found love? But we know you like to watch girls make out. [Yeeeah!]

See, some TV doctors will play doctors in real life when they need to. [MollyGood]

"Bodysnarking" sounds like a terrible fucking idea. [Jossip]

New New York Governor David Paterson pardoned Slick Rick for attempted murder in 1991. [Yahoo!]

Miley Cyrus so totally didn't know that people would look at her Vanity Fair pictures the way they did. Exactly, that's what parents are for. [Us]

Apparently Barack Obama will make an appearance on A Tribe Called Quest's Q-Tip's forthcoming album. [Guardian]

Scanner Highs and Lows: Can You Say Disappointment?

Emily Farris — Fri, 02 May 2008 22:23:00 GMT

Seriously, we thought we were going to get fingerbanged and then we didn't. How do you think our week went?

Highs:

We learned that people who have more money than we do dress a lot worse than we do.

Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson performed together.

We learned that you'd rather do Chrissie Hynde than Madonna.

The Top 10 Teen Pop Stars made us laugh and cry.

We learned how to make our own dildo cam.

Our suspicions about Star Wars were confirmed. Maybe.

Lows:

We were really, really disappointed by National Fingerbang day. Really fucking disappointed.

We were pretty disappointed by Scarlett Johansson's music video.

We were disappointed when Akon and T-Pain didn't invite us to this awesome lunch.

Miley Cyrus and her dad got a little too close for our comfort.

So did Hulk Hogan and his daughter.

We were very scared by the Montana Meth Project.

Video of the Day: Miley Cyrus and Her Dad Get Too Close For Our Comfort

Emily Farris — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:12:00 GMT

Seriously, it almost looks like they're going to make out a few times in this video of the Annie Leibovitz shoot posted on Vanity Fair's website. And you thought the pictures were creepy?

Sweet niblets, Annie Leibovitz’s photographs of Miley Cyrus sure have caused a stir. One financial blogger even went so far as to speculate that Disney’s stock could take a hit, now that “its $1 billion Miley Cyrus franchise is at risk thanks to the June 2008 cover of Vanity Fair.” Cyrus isn’t actually on the cover, but we catch the drift. Except that, as this exclusive video shows, the nefarious photo shoot that has parents threatening to host Hannah Montana bonfire parties was actually a relaxed family event in one of the most picturesque settings imaginable: the green hills of Calabasas, California.

A little too relaxed if you ask us.

[Vanity Fair: The Miley Cyrus Photo Shoot]

Where Was Daddy When Miley Cyrus Was Taking Topless Photos for Vanity Fair?

Emily Farris — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:49:00 GMT

We know they're supposed to be artsy and all—afterall, Annie Leibovitz shot them—but we're a little disturbed by Miley Cyrus' Vanity Fair photos. Apparently so is Cyrus. Or so she says. But to answer our original question, where was Daddy Cyrus when all of this was going on? Why, he was right there!

Call Waiting With Bobby Tisdale: Hannah Montana, er, Miley Ray Cyrus

Bobby Tisdale — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:01:00 GMT

Only three days until Hannah Montana’s movie hits the big screen! I can’t wait! Seriously, I’m freaking out! I haven’t been so excited about a movie since “Hope Floats." Anyway, I got a chance to talk to Hannah on the phone a few minutes ago and all I can say is, she’s a sweetheart.

BOBBY: Hannah Montana! It’s Bobby Tisdale, how the hell are you doing, Sugar?

HANNAH: Please watch your language, sir. My daddy is listening to this on speaker-phone. And it's Miley Ray, now, thank you very much.

BOBBY: You betcha, kiddo, I mean Miley Ray! I know you’re really busy with your music and television career and changing your name and all, Hannah, I mean Miley Ray, but how do you feel about starring in a three dimensional movie?

All I could hear was Hannah and her famous daddy whispering to each other.

BOBBY: … That’s what “3D” stands for, guys.

HANNAH: Oh! I was all like… do what?! What’s he talking ‘bout?... Um, yeah. I love being in a 3D movie. It was such a great experience. I thank it’s gonna be gooooood.

BOBBY: How do the 3D glasses affect that powerful set of chompers you have? I couldn’t imagine—

Hannah’s famous father interrupts me.

HANNAH’S FATHER: Excuse me!? What does this have to do with my daughter’s teeth?

BOBBY: Nothing… I—I just think you really need to be careful when you throw yourself in a 3D movie because it tends to highlight certain features that you may or may not want to highlight. For example—

HANNAH’S FATHER: That will be all, sir. Goodbye! (hangs up the phone)

Short and sweet, just like I like it.

See you in the theaters on Friday. I’ll be the thirty-seven year old man in the back row screaming loudly and wearing night vision goggles.

[Image via people.com]