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How to Make a Baby at Least 15 Times More Adorable

Nicole Pasulka — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:27:00 GMT

This is Emily. She's two. Pretty cute, right? Now what would you say if we told you this photo of Emily is about to go from cute to so adorable you might accidentally stab yourself?

Put away the sharp objects, folks.

The orange one on the left is Rishi. He was born in an animal sanctuary and rejected by all the males in his group and then sent to The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (TIGERS) in Miami, Florida. When photographer Barry Bland went to take some pictures of Rishi, he brought along his daughter Emily and, well, now we might have to be hospitalized.

You think Scanner Emily moved to Kansas City? We know the real story. That girl totally ran off to play Janet to Rishi and Emily's Jack and Chrissy.

[via Babble]

Should You Find Yourself Needing a Break from The Lolcats

TTYL, or, Kansas City Here I Come

Tuesday Baby Panda Action

Nicole Pasulka — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:41:00 GMT

Way more appealing than grubby celebrity babies, we have some hand-reared baby panda shots for you on this rainy Tuesday.

That's right, in this photo is a paw, a tiny baby panda paw. No way some slimer crawling out of Lindsay Lohan vagina will have a paw that adorable!

Yes there are more. Oh get ready to die a little from the cuteness.

Still alive? Didn't think so.

Calling all Future Bloggers, Diggers and Commenters: Baby's First Internet

Nicole Pasulka — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:26:00 GMT

The Morning News has a gallery of pictures and rhymes designed to teach your young ones how to comport themselves on the Internet. With invaluable maxims like:

You heard a brand-new band? What luck!
You’ll be the first to say they suck.

and

It doesn’t matter what you say,
just publish it twelve times per day.

We are going to forward this link to all the little ones we know.

Starting with these two stars of the Baby Animal Alphabet. Prepare to die a little from cuteness and the click the read more:

These are baby albino pygmy Marmoset and despite their age and size they are already pretty good at the Internet, having gotten Metafiltered and all.

Okaaaay. Think it's time for us to pack it up and head out to the desert to bury our router and cell phone before becoming a potato farmer and moving into a yurt. Or, just start hanging out with John McCain.

This Teenage Girl Must Have Remarkably Cozy Breasts

Nicole Pasulka — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:19:00 GMT

This is Abbie Hawkins. She thought her cell phone was vibrating. It was not her cell phone, however. It was something a little more alive.

Yep. The girl had a baby bat asleep inside her bra. HOW THE HELL DOES A BABY BAT GET INTO SOMEONE'S BRA??

We would have screamed our tits off.