Sloppy Seconds: Hillary Clinton Nominated For President?

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:51:00 GMT

Would someone please make one of these for us and send it by mail to Scanner, New York, NY? Of course, you'll need to get us a nano, too...

Natalie Wood's longtime lover planned, at one point, to murder Warren Beatty. The world doesn't know how close it came to losing Bulworth.

The decision by America's Next Top Model to feature a transgender contestant has been met with praise from at least one group: GLAAD.

Rejoice, travelers: Gay sex is now A-OK with Panama!

Meghan McCain just wet her pants: the Hills spinoff is taking on D.C.

Christian Bale will not be charged with any hitting or not hitting of any family members.

And Hillary Clinton will be nominated at this month's Democratic National Convention. Symbolically, of course-- or so they promise us. Who wants odds that somebody's going to take this gimme and pull a coup?

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America's Top Model Cat Fight: A Show Worth Dying (And Killing) For

Katie Halper — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:15:00 GMT

They say a man who is not willing to die for something is not fit to live. Well, we say a woman who is willing to kill for America's Next Top Model is not fit watch America's Next Top Model. Unfortunately, a 42-year-old victim from Columbia City, Seattle, had to learn this lesson the hard way.

A woman who suffered life-threatening stab wounds to her chest and neck Wednesday allegedly was attacked by another woman who had been upset that she was too loud while watching America's Next Top Model. Police say the 42-year-old victim and her friends were in a Columbia City apartment drinking beer and watching the reality show hosted by former supermodel Tyra Banks, in which women compete for a chance to launch their modeling careers. The alleged attacker, an acquaintance of the victim, told the other woman to stop talking loudly.... When the "Top Model" fan refused, police say the other woman then opened the apartment door and told her to get out... the argument then turned physical, with one woman having a clump of her hair pulled out. The attacker then pulled a paring knife from a nearby apple and began stabbing the 42-year-old, according to a police report. Witnesses were able to pull the knife away and separate the two before police say one ran into a bedroom.

Luckily, the victim is alive. Unfortunately, the "die-hard" America's Next Top Model fan is still at large.