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MTV Launches Sex Talk Show, We Relive Our Awkward Youth

Emily Farris — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:58:00 GMT

First New Kids on the Block re-formed, then Beverly Hills 90210 came back with a little less than a bang and now this dude is going to have a talk show on MTV about sex? Will Zack Morris step out of my dreams and into my car already?

MTV will premiere a sex-themed series featuring relationships expert Dr. Drew Pinsky on September 29.

In each half-hour episode of "Sex ... With Mom and Dad," the father of 15-year-old triplets will help a teen and his or her parents work through their problems discussing sex, dating and relationships. MTV has ordered 20 episodes.

Meh. That title freaks us out. Plus, we'd rather watch re-runs of Love Line, but considering we have neither cable or a car (both of which we had in the 90's) we won't be seeing much of Dr. Drew or Zack Morris any time soon.

[Reuters: MTV, Dr. Drew talking about "Sex"]

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Sloppy Seconds: Hollywood's Hottest Bachelor

Emily Farris — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:40:00 GMT

Julia Allison's contract with Star has not been renewed, leaving her still employed elsewhere and probably fine. [Gawker]

Because she's microfamous. [Jossip]

Hey dumbass, a python is not an attack dog. And that's a good thing. [YBNBY]

Us wants to know if Jessica Simpson's shirt was attacking Carrie Underwood. As DippyGumball so freakishly pointed out earlier this week, uh, yeah. [Us]

50 Cent has been hanging out with Nelson Mandela. [MTV]

ABC would not like "Dirty, Sexy Money" to get any dirtier or sexier, thank you very much. [The Remote Island]

We've never really been able to get into the whole A.C. Slater-being-sexy thing. But apparently he can. And People can, too. According to the magazine, he's their Hottest Bachelor. [People]

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Sloppy Seconds: What's Stoopider Than Getting Knocked-Up at 16?

Emily Farris — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:11:00 GMT

Salon wants to know which presidential candidate is better for sex education. [Salon]

A.C. Slater, we always knew you'd do big things in life. We just kind of thought they'd be attached to big men. Frankly, we're a little disappointed. [MollyGood]

Have you ever wondered what tentacle sex is like? We can tell you: it's weird. [Fleshbot]

Do you often find that the food you make out of a box looks nothing like the food on the box? Well, that's what you get for making food out of a box! But looking at the two side-by-side is pretty funny. [BoingBoing]

We could make so, so, so many comments about this, but that would be mean. So we'll just tell it like it is: a high school cheerleader died from complications during surgery to make her breasts just a little more perfect. [Palm Beach Post via Gawker]

Oh, Jamie Lynn Spears. We need to talk. If there's one thing more stupid than getting knocked up at 16, it's getting engaged at 16. [FameCrawler]