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Hot or Not? Victoria Beckham in Armani Underwear

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:56:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham has always struck us as the kind of woman Brits go crazy for, but the rest of the world cannot get into. If she weren't married to the top footballer, would the world remember her or would she just fall into obscurity, along with the rest of the Spice Girls?

Having recently signed a 12-million-pound modeling deal, Victoria will definitely be in the public eye on her own a lot more, and, if this keeps up, might be able to win us over...

'There are loads of things I don't like about my body', she said. 'I've got so much saggy skin on my stomach.'
The pictures of Victoria, which will grace billboards and magazines are from her first shoot in the three-year multi-million pound deal.

What do you think of her new Armani campaign? Are we done with her, can we move on?

Photos via Telegraph.

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If You Can't Stand the Heat... You Might Die

Emily Farris — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:40:00 GMT

Apparently, being a self-made chef does not make one immune to hot peppers.

A chef in the UK suffered heart failure and died after eating a spciy chili on a dare.

Mr Lee, of Edlington, Doncaster was apparently in perfect health and had just passed a medical at work, the opening of the Doncaster hearing was told.

Cooking was one of his main interests and he went to his girlfriend Samantha Bailey's house to make a chilli.

His father John Lee told the inquest: "He had a bet with Samantha's brother who could make the hottest chilli then went back to her house to stay."

Mother-of-four Miss Bailey called the emergency services to her home nine days ago.

Police officers were called to the house after receiving reports of a man suffering a cardiac arrest and Mr Lee was found lying on the floor.

Paramedics failed to revive him and he was pronounced dead at the scene.

Our little sister's boyfriend did this once, but only ended up with a severe case of the runs.

[Telegraph: Chef dies after eating 'superhot' chilli for bet]

David Beckham and Friend Protect Their Balls?

Emily Farris — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:51:00 GMT

We'd like to know what David Beckham and his teammate are doing below the belt. Whatever it is, it's kind-of hot.

Are they merely protecting their balls from the ball? Is this normal? They're holding on a little tight, don't you think? We don't watch enough football to know for sure, though.

[Via our not-so-slutty sister FameCrawler]

Things That Make You Go "Blaaaaagh!": Spice Girl Armpit Bulge

Emily Farris — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:51:00 GMT

There are some photos, like some videos (2G1C), that limit our vocabulary here at Scanner to one word "blaaaaaagh!"

This photo of Spice Girl armpit "blaaaaaagh" is one of them. See more pics and find out which Spice is the new Scary Spice after the jump.

[via Pink is the New Blog]

(Thanks, April!)

David Beckham "Is a Spice Boy" and Other Important Facts

Emily Farris — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:33:00 GMT

Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham was on Larry King Live last night. We didn't catch it, but not to worry — People had people on it, and they've recapped the entire thing for us. Here's what we learned:

1. There's more to Posh than just being a Mummy who makes her kids clean their teeth.
2. David Beckham is "a Spice Boy."
3. Larry King is avuncular.
4. Tom Cruise is not pushing Scientology on the ~~Posh~~ Beckham family. Or so says Posh.
5. She recently styled Jack Nicholson for a magazine shoot. Impressive, Vicki. Impressive.

Does This Make Them Spice Ladies?

Bryan Christian — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:15:00 GMT

Anyone else sort of torn about these new pictures of the Spice Girls, taken from their upcoming reunion tour program? No catty comments here about whether they've aged well or not: they're in their early 30's for Chrissakes. No, we're talking about the clothes. And what we mean by that is: Bras? Really? Does that not smack you as very Madonna '87? I mean, we're all for décolletage, but if these ladies are gonna be shamelessly assaulting our eyeballs for the next few months, it'd be great to see them in something more like the pics of Ginger and Posh at the bottom of the linked page, which are a lovely, W-Magazine-ready surprise compared to this dark, sort of predictably raunchy-yet-safe look. Which begs the question: has the world really gone so topsy-turvy that Posh is now the standard bearer for the Spice Girls?