Scanner : Lenny Kravitz

Sloppy Seconds: Carmen Electra's Stripping Tips

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:43:00 GMT

A Baltimore cult starved a 19 month old to death for not saying "amen" before eating dinner. His mother, who was a member of 1 Mind Ministries, has been charged with first-degree murder, which suddenly seems insufficient for prosecuting criminals of this magnitude.

Jason Statham was physically removed from the Playboy Mansion, but it's not for stealing Hugh's stable of blonds...

The members of Velvet Revolver may have chosen their new frontman...

...we hope the rumors of Lenny Kravitz being spotted in a recording studio with the band turn out to be totally untrue.

Is this condom ad too bizarre to be sexy or what?

Let's hope Scarlett Johansson doesn't try another cover album.

This woman lost part of her lawsuit settlement because she'd had some amount of alcohol, any amount of alcohol, at the time she was sexually assaulted.

And not to make light of the above, but we conclude with Carmen Electra's stripping tips, some of which include:

"There's a little trick that I've learned from a few dancers, if you wear thigh-high boots, then you don't hurt your legs as much if you're doing pole work. If you do it, you've got to let go and just feel it. It's okay to sort of learn the steps and know what you're going to do with your movement, but once you get there you just have to let it all go. Don't fake it," she said...

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Vanity Fair's Best Dressed List: Perfect or Pathetic?

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:28:00 GMT

The 2008 Vanity Fair International Best-Dressed list includes Ivanka Trump, Michelle Obama, and 8 other classy ladies, plus ten gentlemen, fashion professionals, couples, and more...

Are they missing anyone? Should Ivanka been vetoed for her mere affiliation with the Donald? And just who in blazes is Count Manfredi Della Gherardesca? He sounds like Don Novello's replacement character for Father Guido Sarducci, and no, that wasn't mean to be derogatory. Fill us in, after the jump:

Women

Charlotte Gainsbourg
Princess Alexandra of Greece
Marjorie Gubelmann
Princess Mafalda of Hesse
Fran Lebowitz
Michelle Obama
Bee Shaffer
Tilda Swinton
Ivanka Trump
Renée Zellweger

Men

Tiki Barber
Jonathan Becker
Count Manfredi Della Gherardesca
Lapo Elkann
Richard E. Grant
Lenny Kravitz
Luis and Rafael Medina
Hidetoshi Nakata
Nicolas Sarkozy
Gay Talese

Couples

David and Victoria Beckham
The Earl and Countess of Cawdor
Damon Dash and Rachel Roy
Frédéric Fekkai and Shirin von Wulffen
Mitch Glazer and Kelly Lynch
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
David Lauren and Lauren Bush
Viscount and Viscountess Linley
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Ruben and Isabel Toledo

Fashion Professionals

Amy Astley
Tory Burch
Jefferson Hack
Liya Kebede
Alexandra Kotur
Margherita Missoni
Stefano Pilati
Michael Roberts
Katherine Ross
Hedi Slimane

Fashion Originals

Peter Beard
Carlyne Cerf de Dudzeele
Lisa Eisner

Hall of Fame

Alba Clemente
George Clooney
Marina Rust Connor
Anderson Cooper
Sofia Coppola
Jemima Khan
Anna Piaggi

Via Vanity Fair.

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Does Madonna Have A Sex Tape And Do We Want To See It?

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:50:00 GMT

An anonymous, beautiful stranger is blackmailing Madonna for one million English pounds. This stranger, who is purportedly a cameraman, told The Daily Star he is the proud owner of Madonna's new amateur sex tape...

But if "it takes two," and all these rumors swirling about affairs and whatnot, we want to know: who's the one going at it with her?

A cameraman is reportedly demanding £1million for ownership of video footage he claims he owns, which features Madonna and baseball player Alex Rodriguez having sex.

According to the Daily Star the unnamed cameraman is claiming that the footage was shot in an apartment allegedly used by the pair for what the newspaper calls "afternoon trysts".

Madonna's lawyers said that they were "aware" of the claims but refused to comment further.

Is Madonna so vain that she had to have a camera operator on her sex tape? Girl, just set up a camera on the nightstand, turn it on yourself, and for God's sake, leave the night vision off, okay?

The Times of India, meanwhile, seems to think the man somehow happened to burglarize the apartment, with a camera in tow, at just the right moment. While it's possible this is some neighbor who heard them going at it and slipped in to capture a few moments, it strikes as more likely this is the message Madonna wants out there to scare the guy into thinking he'll be prosecuted if he tries to go public with the tape.

Via NME and the Times of India.

Who Organized The Arkansas Gay Wrestling Match?

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:30:00 GMT

The internets thinks it has unmasked the jokester who promised $1 beer and brutal cage fighting in Arkansas, only to make the large crowd sit through grown men tearing each other's clothes off and furiously making out.

"We had a contract for cage fighting. We were deceived," said Dwight Duncan, president and CEO of Four States Fair Grounds in Texarkana...

The day after the cage fight in Texarkana, a similar gay-themed prank was pulled in nearby Fort Smith, featuring

a character named "Straight Dave" would goad a planted audience member into the ring for a fight.
The two men would then wrestle, rip away some of their clothes and share a brief kiss reminiscent of one between Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell in the film "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby."

Producers said "it was kind of to essentially make fun, poke fun at wrestling— two guys rolling around on the floor, all sweaty."

An elaborate array of mounted and handheld video cameras caught the crowd of 1,600's reaction as the two men "went right up to the line" of the city's morality laws.... The two men stripped down to their underwear, kissed and rubbed on each other, the sergeant said.

As soon as the audience realized they'd been duped, they started lobbing beers at the participants... ha ha, suckers-- the pranksters saw this coming and only handed out plastic cups. The wrestlers, meanwhile, had been hastily removed from the building, unscathed.

Those in attendance were told by several signs on display that they'd be filmed, Holland said, and signed waivers before the event. Convention center sales director Karin Hobbs declined to name the event's sponsor Monday.

But the Associated Press is dead certain that Sacha Baron Cohen is behind it, possibly filming for "Bruno" or even a new, unknown production beyond that.

If the cage match visits came from Baron Cohen, it wouldn't be the first time Arkansas fell for a practical joke. In 2000, then-Gov. Mike Huckabee fell for a prank and congratulated Canada for preserving its icebound Parliament, calling it a "national igloo."

And that guy's being considered for the 2nd-in-Command of the United States?! Reason enough to vote for Bob Barr, for God's sake...

Via Starpulse/AP.

Fox News Thinks Madonna Broke A-Rod's Rod

Emily Farris — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:01:00 GMT

You've gotta hand it to Fox News for at least being blatant about their rumor mongering. We know the whole A-Rod, Madonna, Lenny Kravitz thing is a little hard to follow, but we really need you to put on your thinking caps for this one. Based on the Yankees' disabled list and Madonna's promotional tour schedule, Fox News thinks Madonna may have injured A-Rod herself...

Let’s start an urban legend. This one is about Madonna and Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez...

A-Rod’s second child, Ella, was born April 21 in Miami. He flew down, arrived 10 minutes after her birth, looked at her, and headed back to New York.

It’s unclear where he was between the 22nd and the 24th, when he missed three games in Chicago against the White Sox. During that time, Madonna premiered her documentary about Malawi with loads of Kabbalah propaganda on April 23 at the Tribeca Film Festival. A-Rod rejoined the Yankees on April 25 in Cleveland.

Then Rodriguez attended Madonna’s half-hour promotional show at the Roseland Ballroom in New York on April 30.

But no one’s mentioned that just the day before, April 29, the Yankees placed A-Rod on the 15-day disabled list. It was the first time he’d been on such a list since the year 2000.

That's some serious barrel scraping, if you ask us.

We want to not care about this, but if Madonna's 50-year-old vagina is strong enough to injure a professional athlete's penis, we just started caring about this story. Hell, if they both just pulled some muscles we're still at little intrigued.

Thanks, FOXNews, for giving us more fake crap to fill our brains with. You think we didn't have enough to worry about already with Mini Me's sex tape and what really happens at third base. Hey, maybe A-Rod can answer that last one for us.

[FoxNews: Did Madonna Injure A-Rod?]

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A-Rod Brainwashed By Hot Madonna or Religious Madonna?

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:59:00 GMT

Alex Rodriguez's trainer, in an interview in yesterday's New York Post, claims that Madonna has "brainwashed" the baseball star into turning his back on his family, among other allegations...

In a bombshell interview with The Post, Dodd Romero — Rodriguez's former trainer and godfather to his two daughters who spent last week in Paris with Cynthia Rodriguez — said he and C-Rod believe the Yankee superstar has been gradually drawn away by Madonna's allure.
"Alex, God bless him, is lost," A-Rod's ex-pal lamented. "I think he got pulled in by the dark side, if you can say that nicely. He's totally brainwashed." [MSN/Fox/NY Post]

According to Romero, it all started late last year when Madonna and A-Rod began working out together in Manhattan. From there, Madonna worked her kabbalah voodoo on the helpless hulk, to the point where Rodriguez began spending late nights "studying up" at Madonna's pad.

Soon, A-Rod fell under the spells of both kabbalah and Madonna's legendary status, neglecting his ten-month-old, who, the trainer claims, has only seen her father "a couple of times."

He said A-Rod is going through a kabbalah practice called "cleaning out your vessel," which means getting out the old and taking in the new.
"To me that's a way of saying leave your family and move on," Romero said.
After hooking up with Madonna, A-Rod was soon frequenting Manhattan's Kabbalah Centre — where he's been spotted recently — in an all-white uniform, the sect's symbol of purity.

Meanwhile, as Scanner Emily reported, Mrs. Rodriguez has allegedly started shacking up with Madonna's ex, Lenny Kravitz.

Via Fox Sports/NY Post.

The A-Rod, Madonna, Lenny Kravitz Clusterf*ck

Emily Farris — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:06:00 GMT

We've been avoiding the news that Madonna's marriage to Guy Ritchie may be falling apart and that she may or may not be turning to Yankee's player Alex Rodriguez for sexual healing because, frankly, we don't care all that much. But then they had to go and bring Lenny Kravitz into the mix.

Now it seems that A-Rod's wife is dating Lenny Kravitz, who supposedly dated Madonna when he contributed to 1990's "Justify My Love."

Got it straight?

Okay, to recap (please assume that all of these "facts" have an "apparently" or "supposedly" in front of them):

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are headed towards splitsville.

Madonna has been sneaking around with Alex Rodriguez.

Alex Rodriguez's wife has been spending "cozy time" in Paris with Lenny Kravitz, who used to date Madonna.

Whew.

[Us: Report: Alex Rodriguez's Wife Seeing Lenny Kravitz, Madonna's Ex]

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WE'RE not sure we believe him for a second, but Lenny Kravitz insists he's been celibate for three years. "[It's] just a promise I made until I get married," the rocker, who's been married to Lisa Bonet - and linked to Adriana Lima, Devon Aoki, Natalie Imbruglia, Vanessa Paradis, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Penelope Cruz and Nicole Kidman - tells next month's Maxim.

Hey, hang on: is this how he could have been engaged to Lima and yet she still claims to be a virgin? Huh. And we always figured there was a more, er, "technical" reason for that claim.

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