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KFC Employees Found Finger Lickin' Clean in the Kitchen

Emily Farris — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:17:00 GMT

Two KFC employees have been fired in Anderson, CA after photographs of them with another female employee bathing in the fast food chain's kitchen sink were posted on MySpace in an album titled "KFC Moments." Captions included "haha KFC showers!" and "haha we turned on the jets." Haha. We bet you did.

We have two things to say about this: 1. it's going to be a long time before we eat at KFC again (not that any of the food even sees the sink before it goes into our mouths) and 2. we are so, so glad MySpace didn't exist when we 14 and working at Chinese Delight in the Independence Center.

Some of the KFC Moments—which we really hope are not kiddie porn—after the jump.

All the grease in those sinks has got to be bad for their skin, no? And why were only two fired? Perhaps the third was banging the manager.

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Sex Writer On "Obscene" Website Sentenced To Home Detention

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:38:00 GMT

A woman whose website, Red Rose Stories, was shuttered three years ago by the Feds, pleaded guilty yesterday to obscenity charges and received a long term of probation plus six months of home confinement.

Wait, fiftysomething years after Howl and Naked Lunch, they're still busting people for "obscenity," particularly on the internet? We had to find out just what the site could have presented that could get its owner in so much trouble...

Karen Fletcher is the owner of Red Rose Stories. She's a 56-year-old Pennsylvania woman who happens to live in the district covered by crusading US attorney Mary Beth Buchanan, a staple of the Alberto Gonzales/George W. Bush Justice Department and her website contained

stories that allegedly involved bestiality, water sports, scat, bondage and domination, S&M, slavery, threesomes, orgies and sex with children.

Note that not one of Fletcher's pages featured photos of any kind, nor did the site explicitly encourage real-life encounters with children. After her arrest, Fletcher quipped that, to her, it seemed "the only legal sex stories are those that involve a man and a woman consenting to missionary position sex in a dark room.”

Buchanan "has gone on a rampage trying to stamp out expression that doesn't meet her standards of morality," Marc John Randazza, a law professor at the Barry University School of Law in Orlando, wrote on his blog.
Randazza, who teaches about free speech rights and other legal issues, acknowledges that the content of Red Rose Stories was shocking, but he suggested the U.S. Constitution protects fictional stories. "If you believe in the Constitution, and you believe in what this country means, you can NOT believe that any American should ever face prison for writing fiction -- no matter what the subject matter of that fiction might be," he wrote in a blog post.

What do you think? Was Fletcher a fool for writing about child sex and enjoying it?

Via Anarchist Librarians and PC World.

12 Year Old Girl Arrested For Distributing Nude Photo

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:00:00 GMT

A twelve-year-old girl in Westport, CT, which is one of the richest towns in the country, was busted for possession of child pornography. Well, not specifically for child pornography... but technically, the photo of her classmate she had been sending around is illegal child porn, but that's not what the cops nabbed her for...

The investigation began on May 12 when the incident was reported to Westport police after word circulated throughout Coleytown Middle School that a nude snapshot was taken during a video chat and distributed to others.

The authorities, as usual, are skirting the First Amendment by charging her under "disturbing the peace," must as they used the same argument for busting vagrants in the Olden Days. We have a feeling that this is not going to last as a criminal case (if this is a rich family, as we can suspect, given her location, they may get a decent attorney who can get the case thrown out, no?), though, if it's the pictured student who helped launch the investigation, this may turn into an ugly civil suit.

Although, of course, we're pretty sure whoever had their picture taken either a) consented to it or b) may actually not have cared and that it was parents who alerted the police without his/her agreeing to it or c) didn't consent to have his/her image saved and is learning a valuable lesson about internet privacy, end of story.

The girl is being referred to Juvenile Court in Norwalk on a charge of second-degree breach of peace, which involves the distribution of offensive and indecent material.
“In light of how sensitive this case is for all the families involved, I don’t feel it’s appropriate to comment at this time,” said Mark Sherman, an attorney for the girl.

The arrest comes amid growing worries among parents about teenagers snapping naked pictures of themselves on their cell phones and sending them to their boyfriends and girlfriends. Many of the pictures are falling into the wrong hands or being posted on the Internet, leading to criminal charges.

Via The Norwich Bulletin.

Gordon Ramsay To His 10 Year Old Daughter: "Eat Your Veggies And Grow Big Tits"

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:09:00 GMT

Apparently, Gordon Ramsay is just as much of an assface outside of Hell's Kitchen, including in his own... kitchen, that is, when his ten-year-old daughter is present.

The foul-mouthed TV star says his 10-year-old daughter, Megan, was a fussy eater - but she eagerly eats vegetables because she thinks they will enhance her chest.

He says, "I say to Meg, 'You've got to eat your lettuce, otherwise your boobies aren't going to grow.'

"It works - she's eating whole heads of lettuce, saying, 'Dad, look!' "

The man is a menace to children everywhere, and especially his own. Watch as he tries to pass off his son's mimicking of his constant use of the "fuck" word on some poor, innocent sixteen-year-olds.

When he started asking his father what various x-rated words mean, Ramsey told the British magazine Radio Times, he became concerned.

"I had to sit him down and found out that this was coming from the 16-year-olds on the bus who'd decided to teach Jack Ramsay a different swear word every day," Ramsay said.

Via the New York Post/IMDB.

Hey, Don't Accidentally Make Kiddie Porn!

Bryan Christian — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:18:00 GMT

Did you guys know that was even possible? It makes sense: you put the faces of minors on the bodies of adults being adult, blammo. You got kiddie porn. Maybe we just never thought of doing it and so, you know, the technicalities of the law in this instance surprise us a little. Hey, so, next time you start going crazy with the Photoshop, make sure that you know that everyone's legal or there could be hell to pay.

Not that this guy doodled in computer graphics or anything. He was just a straight up freaking perv. Oh, sorry: "freaking Sunday school perv."

A Sunday school teacher is accused of taking pictures of young church and youth group members and pasting their faces on sex images to create child pornography.

Police said Danny Parker, 38, who lives with his parents in Polk County, was arrested after a passerby found about 90 photos of young girls with missing faces in some trash at an egg farm located off of Highway 35-A in Dade City.

An egg farm? What was that guy into?