While You Were Sleeping: The War on Stretch Marks

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:37:00 GMT

A lawyer is suing Delta for $1 million after the airline took 3 days to get his family to Argentina for their vacation. Of course, Delta never actually got them there-- they had to buy one way tickets from a different airline at a different airport just to get to Buenos Aires in one piece. Kind of makes JetBlue look a little more tempting these days, doesn't it? [Queer Conservative]

Woah! A woman gave birth after having a pregnancy in her ovaries. Yep, and the baby's fine. [CNEWS]

Condoleezza Rice, who claims to have wanted to be a concert pianist before her cheerily authorizing torture, is hanging out in Sweden with Kiss. Yes, the band with Gene Simmons. Rice also said she's "been to four rock concerts" in her entire life-- wow, that's, um, very hip of you, Madame Secretary.

How times have changed in 30 years: more people seem to die everyday in New York City from construction-related disasters than from leathered-out neighborhood gangs weilding wooden bats. [Google News]

Headline of the Day: Not One To Stall For Time, Larry Craig Intends to Tap Out His Memoirs [Fark, obviously]

And Strollerderby relates personal histories about stretch marks in response to the New York Times story about dealing with the little bastards after giving birth. And by little bastards we mean, of course, the stretch marks.

Gene Simmons Wanted to Know What Love Is and He Wanted You to Show Him

Bryan Christian — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:00:00 GMT

Hey kids, did you hear about the Gene Simmons sex tape? No? Good. Then we'll speak no more of it.

Stubborn, eh? Well, you'll learn to regret such insolence. Lesson one: clips of the aging, tonsorially challenged Kiss bassist humping one of his employees. How depressing are they? Well, Gene's either so vain or so cold that he doesn't remove his shirt. Also his feeble attempts to kiss the girl -- a spokesmodel for an energy drink he's associated with -- are thoroughly rebuffed. Oh, and did we mention that Foreigner is playing in the background?

Still curious, eh? Well, Fleshbot has very NSFW (duh) sample clips, but if you want the whole thing -- and the privilege of paying for it -- well, then a) what is wrong with you? And b) head to genessecret.com.

[via AVN]

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While You Were Sleeping: The War on Stretch Marks

Gene Simmons Wanted to Know What Love Is and He Wanted You to Show Him