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While You Were Sleeping: Miley Cyrus Hacked

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:08:00 GMT

Bristol Palin spoke out and admitted she was unprepared for motherhood.

What does the first female minister mean for Saudi Arabia?

After weeks of media obsession, prosecutor's zeal, and ridiculous wastes of energy, Michael Phelps is not going to be charged with possession of anything.

These Valentine's Day secrets are actually heartbreaking.

With all these bird attacks on airplanes, you gotta wonder if Jerry Bruckheimer is working on a remake of that Hitchcock movie yet.

Some guy bought a phone containing numbers for Jude Law, Kevin Spacey, and Natalie Portman on ebay. Yep, that's about it-- and no, he didn't share them with us.

Like we said, Lily Allen is often annoying.

Somebody hacked Miley Cyrus. Of course, seeing as it was Twitter, they wrote a bunch of nonsense and wasted our time.

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Sloppy Seconds: Crazy McCain Volunteer Was Not Marked With a "B" (At Least Not by an Obama Supporter)

Emily Farris — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:34:00 GMT

Fans of Maya Rudolph and Michelle Obama: your political comedy wet dream just came true. [Vulture]

A 23-year-old man died during an eating contest. [SNAFU-ed]

Guy Ritchie has been hitting the town with Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. We can't wait to see what kind-of trouble these three get into. [Us]

George Bush's former press secretary and fame whore Scott McClellan is publicly supporting Barack Obama. [Yahoo!]

Earlier this week a woman claims she was attacked by an Obama supporter for having a McCain sticker on her car. She said the man carved the letter "B" into her face with a knife. Now, she admits, the story is completely false. [KDKA]

Hot or Not: The Lily Cole Playboy Cover?

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:17:00 GMT

Jude Law's nymph-y girlfriend Lily Cole is starring in this month's French Playboy with a 15-page spread. Although the photos have yet to hit the internet, the cover is here...

Normally, photos of cute European models without their clothes on are welcome on these pages, but we have to wonder if we want to see a girl who looks like she's 12 (even if she's really a legal 20) prancing about in the nude for our titilation...

...especially with a child's pink teddy bear to cover her naughty bits on the magazine's cover.

What do you think? Would you be interested in Jude's girl's gams (and so forth) when the snaps hit the web? Or is she too jailbait for ya?

Above photo via the Daily Mail.

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While You Were Sleeping: Posing Nude For Fun Or Charity

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:09:00 GMT

Jude Law's new girlfriend is posing nude for the upcoming edition of Playboy in France.

If this guy keeps winning elections, maybe there isn't any reason to vote.

A conservative Canadian mayor is finding out that just because those nude photos of her made headlines over five years ago, people are still going to bring them up when she runs for higher office. Uncensored photo below:

A man in Monticello, New York is in jail after asking a random thirteen-year-old girl if she would mind posing nude for his camera phone. The reason we're pointing this story out is this: he was apprehended after a bunch of passerby, who heard him propose the same setup to a (legal) woman, became an angry mob and chased him into someone's house.

Perhaps you've heard of them, but we haven't: several English celebrities are posing nude for charity.

Hear about that attorney who had his client pay off part of her debt by doing stripteases? Surprise-- he was a cheapskate.

Speaking of quid pro quo arrangements: a staff member of a Utah high school plead to a reduced charge in his beer-for-nude-photos-of-the-boys-who-wanted-beer scandal.

Detroit's City Council President is now the city's new Mayor, following his predecessor's sex scandal, jail sentence, and eventual resignation.

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Top 5 Sex Scenes From "Chick Flicks"

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:35:00 GMT

5. Cold Mountain. Debatably not hot, thanks to the movie's "soaring, sweeping" saga score, this does have two components that make it automatically worth a look: Nicole Kidman and Jude Law.

4. Coming Home. Debatably not a chick flick, this is nonetheless a great sex scene involving a man in a wheelchair that is not from a David Cronenberg film.

3. Jerry Maguire. You complete me. Unfortunately, this is an incomplete video-- the first word, "Don't," is missing. With that in mind, you should still be able to enjoy...

2. Feast of Love. There about 4,812 sex scenes in this chick flick, some even with Selma Blair, but none of them are as hot as the first five seconds of this one... against the glass in the rain... ah...

1. The Notebook. Wow... should this movie have been rated NC-17 or what? Not that we're complaining...

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Sloppy Seconds: Is Jenna Jameson Moving from Porn to Politics?

Emily Farris — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:41:00 GMT

Soccer moms across America would drunkenly make out with Jackie from Bravo's "Work Out." You know, if they had to choose a lady to make out with. [Fleshbot]

If you are one of those moms and would like to see Jackie's digitally-enhanced nipples, go here. [CityRag]

There are so, so many things wrong with the idea of R. Kelly remixing a Mariah Carey track. So, so many. [MTV]

Jude Law is losing his hair. He is still hot as hell. If not hotter. Little Jude is growing up. [FameCrawler]

No, Jenna Jameson isn't runnung for office (sorry), but she is dipping her toes in the political waters, or so she thinks. [GabbyBabble]

I Hate Myself For Loving You: Julia Allison

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:31:00 GMT

TimeOut's resident dating sexpert Julia Allison was on the magazine's cover recently and we were really tempted to make an anonymous call, complete with heavy breathing, insults, and professions of undying devotion.

PROS:

Julia burst onto the scene after shacking up with future ex-future-Senator Harold Ford, Jr., back when he was just a lowly Democratic Congressman from Tennessee, still black, and not yet a lover of blonds from the Playboy Mansion.

Julia likes nerdy dudes with glasses and big, poofy, dark curly hair. She's also learned that dweebs have the best-laid plans.

CONS:

The nerdy dude she dated, pictured above, takes shirtless pictures of himself every morning and posts them on his blog. She was actually upset by her breakup with such a man.

She and Jack Longballs-- or whatever his name was (he's dead to us for dissing Julia!)-- had their own couples blog. Yuck. Thankfully, the majority of the content was taken down when Julia finally came to her senses.

Seriously, now... we really like Julia Allison... and not just because she's undeniably gorgeous. We don't mind her writing, minus anything about Lodwick (who is also arguably tolerable when not exposing himself and insulting his then-girlfriend in widely-disseminated webcam videos.) The reason most people despise Julia is because they are jealous.

Jealous of the fact that she is one of the best self-promotion machines in the continental United States. She gets her face in every gossip rag without having to do something inane (usually), which catapults her high above other socialites like Lindsay Lohan and that Dorothy Parker skank. She has a 3/4-page column in Time Out every week, does very little important work as a roving editor at Star, and yet manages to make a very high profile and successful career. Of course, there's also the argument that if she wasn't smokin' hot, we wouldn't be paying her the slightest heed.

Let's call it The Jude Law Syndrome.

Celebrity Ink: Angelina Jolie's Tattoos Look Really Great Next to Her Breasts

Emily Farris — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:17:00 GMT

Tattoos: you're either like Scanner Emily and you love them, or like Scanner Brian and think they're "distracting." Maybe you're somewhere in between, and want one, but can't commit to anything just yet. We've found the two easiest things in life to commit to are tattoos and cats, so maybe just go for it? Either way, US Weekly rounds up some celebrity tattoos (and we show you ours) to help you decide. Exhibit A: LiLo.

We're kind-of "enh" on that one, but we're kind-of "enh" on LilLo these days.

We've always thought Angelina Jolie's tattoos were nice, and they look even better right next to her beautiful cleavage. Exhibit B:

But we happen to be partial to Sienna Miller's tattoo. Exhibit C:

Probably because it looks like ours, but we promise we didn't know she had that one when we got ours! We had star tattoos before Sienna Miller knew who Jude Law was, but we still love hers. Exhibit D:

[More celebrity tattoos at US Weekly and even more at Celebrity Tattoos.]

Crushes of the Week: Johnny/Jude/Colin to replace Heath in Unfinished Role

Bryan Christian — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:00:00 GMT

Ain't It Cool News is reporting that not one but three Hollywood hunks will be enlisted to complete Heath Ledger's unfinished work on Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus: Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell. No confirmation of that just yet, you understand, but just on the chance that it's true, we're gonna take a moment to crush out on everybody involved. We were starting to feel a little ghoulish about wanting to see Parnassus so badly, but anything with this lineup would be worth checking out -- and if we can consider these guys' work on the flick a tribute of sorts to Heath, it might be the best one we're likely to get.

And for that, they are all our Crushes of the Week.

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