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PETA's Insane Sexiest Vegetarian Alive Voting

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:37:00 GMT

The People For the Ethical Treatment of Tasty Animals, already riding a small wave of publicity from its Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door (read: "nobody activists") competition, has decided to steal a page from People Magazine and follow-up with The Sexiest Vegetarian Alive (read: "celebrities.")

We're pretty sure that they nominated, um, every single vegetarian in Hollywood...

See what we mean at this link. The lists, separated by gender, are far too epic to reproduce here. We've narrowed it down for you, with our favorites, with some tasty photo spreads to help ya out...

The Women:
Alyssa Milano

Bryce Dallas Howard
Christie Brinkley
Cloris Leachman
Emmy Rossum

Erykah Badu

Hayden Panettiere
Jenna Jameson (!)
Kristen Wiig
Thora Birch

The Men:
Alec Baldwin
Anthony Kiedis
Casey Affleck

Forest Whitaker
Jared Leto
Kevin Bacon
Leonard Nimoy
Morrissey
Prince

Thom Yorke
Tobey Maguire

And just so you know: as of this writing, Kevin Bacon's leading everyone. Hot damn, who'da thunk it? (Last year, the winner was Anthony Kiedis, which was indeed a surprise to us.)

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While You Were Sleeping: Will Smith's Milestone

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:22:00 GMT

Poor Natalie Portman. She moved from New York to LA to be with Devendra Banhart, only to see the relationship fall apart.

Check out the full clip of John McCain turning Letterman down yesterday to "rush back to Washington"... and ending up on another CBS show.

We thought about not telling you about this one...

A man who woke up from a circumcision procedure to discover his penis had been cut off is suing doctors.
Philip Seaton went to be circumcised at a hospital in Louisville, Kentucky last October, but awoke to find his penis had been amputated.
He also said he has lost the enjoyment of life, according to the lawsuit.

Some of our readers don't enjoy the comedy of Wanda Sykes. They obviously didn't see her on Leno the other night.

Philadelphia exploded a suspicious package... of hot dogs.

The serial killer who bumped off approximately 23 people, many of them gay men, in the parishes of southern Louisiana was sentenced to eight consecutive life terms.

Can you believe that Will Smith turns 40 today?

And Jenna Jameson is pregnant with twins. And no, the father is not some random co-star, okay?

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Jenna Jameson: The Next PETA Pin-Up

Jenna Jameson Wants a Baby In Her. Right Now.

Emily Farris — Fri, 23 May 2008 20:19:00 GMT

That's right gentlemen, this here porn star is so inspired by Angelina Jolie that she wants a baby inside that beautiful belly of hers, like, right now.

Oh, but sorry, guys. She already has a baby daddy picked out.

While Jameson has no plans to marry her boyfriend Grape Ape any time soon, she wants him to plant his seed in her as quickly as he possibly can.

"I think I’m gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!” Jameson, 34, told Usmagazine.com at Maxim’s Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps!

“We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!” she added.

Why is she so over saying “I Do?”

“Two failed marriages,” she said. “[Marriage] is really just a piece of paper.”

Sorry we got your hopes up and then crushed them.

[via CelebWarship]

Sloppy Seconds: Is Jenna Jameson Moving from Porn to Politics?

Emily Farris — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:41:00 GMT

Soccer moms across America would drunkenly make out with Jackie from Bravo's "Work Out." You know, if they had to choose a lady to make out with. [Fleshbot]

If you are one of those moms and would like to see Jackie's digitally-enhanced nipples, go here. [CityRag]

There are so, so many things wrong with the idea of R. Kelly remixing a Mariah Carey track. So, so many. [MTV]

Jude Law is losing his hair. He is still hot as hell. If not hotter. Little Jude is growing up. [FameCrawler]

No, Jenna Jameson isn't runnung for office (sorry), but she is dipping her toes in the political waters, or so she thinks. [GabbyBabble]

Jenna Jameson as Brain-Eating Zombie...Stripper

Nicole Pasulka — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:37:00 GMT

For this one, the tags say it all: Jenna Jameson; zombie; strippers; movie trailer; brain-eating. The movie Zombie Strippers may not be rocket science, but it's what Scanner was created for and it's got Robert Englund.

Jenna Jameson: The Next PETA Pin-Up

Emily Farris — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:13:00 GMT

Who has worn more pleather than Jenna Jameson? So who better to be the next PETA pin-up model promoting leather alternative, pleather?

See Jenna in all her Bettie Page-esque pleather-clad glory after the jump.

Bonus: you can win Jenna's pleather bikini.

[PETA: Jemma Jameson Wants You to Pleather Yourself]

Jack Is Back (And Maybe A Little Too Late?)

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:00:00 GMT

This excellent and attention-grabbing ad for Hillary Clinton's Presidential campaign was released over the weekend. But was it approved by the campaign? It does not have an FEC tag at the end, nor does it say anything about the message being endorsed by the Senator's committee. It will be interesting to see how this plays out in the media as the day unfolds.

In other celebrity political news, Hollywood actresses are spending more time in Texas than any sane person ever should...

Perhaps the actresses Melanie Griffith and Eva Longoria Parker will be more on message than [Jack Nicholson, says the New York Times.] They’re set to appear at a town hall event with Mrs. Clinton in Austin, Texas, on Monday night, the eve of the primary. The campaign will show the event live at its Web site, and 700 people are expected to be in the live audience.

All right, folks, it's time for a recap of celebrity endorsements:

HILLARY CLINTON:

Marla Maples, Jenna Jameson, Melanie Griffith, Eva Longoria, Paul Newman, Danny Devito, and Jerry Springer.

BARACK OBAMA:

Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, Jamie Foxx, Robert De Niro, George Clooney, John Legend, Jessica Alba, and the rest of the cast of the will.i.am music videos.

We know we're missing some of the biggies. Who else?

In the meantime, check out this new video (are we done with Obama videos yet?) from will.i.am, with more A/B-list celebs superimposing themselves over Barack Obama's dignity:

Porn Stars, Hulk Hogan Endorse Democrats

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Our friend Madeline Holler over at Political Nanny is keeping up with the B-list endorsements so I can sit here and nurse a bottle of tequila all day. But do we really care who, um, Hulk Fucking HOGAN is supporting? Actually, yes. Which is why her story, which mentions that Hillary Clinton can rejoice at the support of distinguished author/deepthroater Jenna Jameson, is so enjoyable.

Madeline rattles off the endorsements: Hogan for Obama, hard-livin' poet Maya Angelou for Hillary, and Savanna Sampson for Giuliani. Woah! A porn star endorsed Giuliani? (I won't spoil Political Nanny's one-liner about Sampson possibly rescinding that endorsement.)

Sources say Mitt Romney's still holding out for Dirk Diggler's endorsement. Until then, he'll have a lot to run on with just this one Jenna Jameson quote:

The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again.

Although it's clearly an old Jenna line, it's still enough that if enough Republicans spread it around, even George Wallace could jump back in the race and win the gold.

PS I'm sorry, but... Holy fucking shit! Ric Flair is still alive?!