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'Playboy' Picks Its Ninth Play Boy

Emily Farris — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:41:00 GMT

Burt Reynolds, Dan Aykroyd, Donald Trump, Gene Simmons, Jerry Seinfeld, Leslie Nielsen, Peter Sellers and Steve Martin have all appeared on the cover of Playboy. So which bearded (!!!) gentleman will be Playboy's next play boy?

Seth Rogen:

We'd totally do him. And so we will absolutely buy this issue.

Hopefully, Rogen will help boost the magazine's sales.

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Scanner Highs and Lows: The Week We Learned to Appreciate Our Bodies Just the Way They Are

Emily Farris — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:57:00 GMT

We spent the week contemplating our belly buttons, boobs, bellies and butts. And in the end, we appreciate what nature gave us a little bit more than we did when the week began. How about you?

Highs:

This woman's ginormous breasts (NSFW) made us appreciate the lightness of being small chested just a litlte bit more.

These women like their butts just the way they are. OK, lies! They want them bigger.

This body of work got us more excited than anything all week.

France wants children to learn about their bodies.

We ogled Christina Aguilera's baby body.

We're not sure if this is a high or a low, but Lindsay Lohan's body. 'Nuff said.

Lows:

Gene Simmons made a sex tape. While wearing a t-shirt. And the girl was wearing flip flops. This also made us appreciate our bodies in so, so many ways.

Courtney Cox needs a fucking sandwich. STAT!

This man claims to have appreciated Barack Obama's body in the nineties. But we're not buying it. Obama has much better taste!

This man appreciates art and his dick.

MSNBC got somebodies mixed up.

Gene Simmons Wanted to Know What Love Is and He Wanted You to Show Him

Bryan Christian — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:00:00 GMT

Hey kids, did you hear about the Gene Simmons sex tape? No? Good. Then we'll speak no more of it.

Stubborn, eh? Well, you'll learn to regret such insolence. Lesson one: clips of the aging, tonsorially challenged Kiss bassist humping one of his employees. How depressing are they? Well, Gene's either so vain or so cold that he doesn't remove his shirt. Also his feeble attempts to kiss the girl -- a spokesmodel for an energy drink he's associated with -- are thoroughly rebuffed. Oh, and did we mention that Foreigner is playing in the background?

Still curious, eh? Well, Fleshbot has very NSFW (duh) sample clips, but if you want the whole thing -- and the privilege of paying for it -- well, then a) what is wrong with you? And b) head to genessecret.com.

[via AVN]