Sloppy Seconds: The Republicans Finally Find a Song

Emily Farris — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:21:00 GMT

Holly Madison talks about her break-up with Playboy papa Hugh Hefner. [FadedYouth]

When will Tina Fey be back on Saturday Night Live? The suspense is killing us! [Yahoo!]

Mark Wahlberg is getting married to his girlfriend and baby mama, Rhea Durham. What a funky bunch! [People]

Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer back together? Probably. Do we care anymore? Not really. [Us]

We have a sneaking suspicion that Hank Williams, Sr. wouldn't be too happy about Hank Williams, Jr. finally giving the Republicans their damn song. Especially because it's the worst version ever of an already sort-of bad song.

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Third Nipple Mystery Solved

Katie Halper — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:35:00 GMT

Third nipples, as we learned yesterday, afflict 1/18th of the population. So, who is the man behind the three nipples before you? Who is this unsung hero of the third nipple pride movement? You've probably been tossing and turning all night in anticipation. Have no Fear-- you'll find out after the jump.

If you said Marky Mark, you are wrong. But if you said Mark Wahlberg, you're right. Anyone who saw Wahlberg's breathtaking performance as David in Fear knows that to call this thespian by his rapper name, Marky Mark, does not do him justice.( Although Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch were a talented bunch and "Good Vibrations" is a solid song.) Did you know that Wahlberg is part of the Third Nipples Are Beautiful Movement? Although he once planned on removing his extra nipple, Wahlberg decided to keep it. And he told Rolling Stone why: "I've come to embrace it. That thing's my prized possession."

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Sloppy Seconds: The Republicans Finally Find a Song

The Foo Fighters Would Like John McCain to Stop Comparing Himself to Kurt Cobain

If Only Tina Fey Would Play Sarah Palin in the Forthcoming Porno

Sloppy Seconds: More Fun With Sarah Palin Affair Rumors

Third Nipple Mystery Solved

Previously: Third Nipples: Everybody's Doing Them