http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Alien+Pregnancy/default.aspxTags: Alien PregnancyenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/22/was-nicole-kidman-ever-really-pregnant.aspxTue, 22 Jul 2008 20:40:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:111490Ina Maier5http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=111490http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/22/was-nicole-kidman-ever-really-pregnant.aspx#comments<p><font size="2">&nbsp;<a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/0-nicole.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/0-nicole.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;Seriously! There is no human explanation for how a woman who popped out a fully formed being less than <i>two weeks ago</i> is able to look like this.&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">This is Nicole at over 7 months pregnant, and well, <span style="font-style:italic;">yesterday</span>. White, low-rise, skinny jeans?&nbsp;&nbsp;</font> </p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;<br /></font><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/16-22/0-beforeafter.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/16-22/0-beforeafter.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2">We&#39;d say congratulations on the new baby but we&#39;re too busy wondering about the physical logistics of this transformation. The only answer we can come up with either involves Tom Cruise and aliens, or that there was never any baby. Either of which might explain why they <a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/07/08/nicole-kidman-baby-photos.aspx">rejected the big bucks</a> for baby photos. Some of you might say that&#39;s good parenting, we say: are you fucking kidding me?&nbsp;</font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=111490" width="1" height="1">tom cruisenicole kidmanaliensKicole Kidman PregnantAlien Pregnancy