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• Video of the Day: Barbie and Ken (and Some Guy) Make a Porno

  We watch a lot of videos here at Scanner. We laugh at some, roll our eyes at others and even get turned on by a few. Then we click out of the window and move onto the next sex scandal or ridiculous tabloid news story or four and call it a day. Little thought is given to the people who create said videos, or in the case of the Barbie Porn YouTube videos, who is actually doing the voiceovers. When we do think of such things, however, we are forced to consider the question: to dump or not to dump the guy who makes Barbie porn for the Internet? Watch the video and then let us know. Read More... Posted Dec 15 2008, 03:29 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: video, video of the day, porn, barbie, 2008, scanner emily, videos, pictures, vid, emily farris, pornography, mattell, porno, zach and miri make a porno, zack and miri make a porno, december 15, ken porn, barbie porn, barbie and ken make a porno, barbie and ken naked, barbie and ken fucking, porno of the day, barbie doll, barbie and ken porno, ken doll pornography, porn with dolls, naked dolls, making a porno, barbie and ken porn, ken doll's penis, pornos with dolls, ken doll porn, barbie and ken, barbie doll pornography, barbie doll porn, ken doll

• Seth Rogen Dipped His Toes in the Sea of Porn, Decided to Go For a Swim

  Seth Rogen must have had a little too much fun making Zack and Miri Make a Porno (which we haven't seen but our mom just loved), because he's now trying to develop a "porno-based" comedy for Showtime. Read More... Posted Nov 18 2008, 04:17 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: porn, showtime, katherine heigl, seth rogen, penis, vagina, porno, naked women, penis pictures, zack and miri make a porno, free porn, how to make a porn, sexy naked women, sexy vagina pictures, free porn on tv, naked women pictures, how to watch free porn, porn on showtime, vagina pictures, porn on tv, how to make a porno

• Sloppy Seconds: Guy Ritchie's Death Threat

  You know, tomorrow isn't all about Obama vs. McCain; it's also about discrimination and hatred. Comedian Ben Lerman would like all cocksuckers (both male and female) to unite in opposition to Proposition 8. And he wrote a little song about it. [Ben Lerman] Pete Seger just discovered the Internets. "An internet magazine! So you don't have to cut down trees. I'll be damned." [Pitchfork] Zack and Miri's attempt to make a porno for some dollar bills failed movie executives miserably. [Vulture] Read More... Posted Nov 03 2008, 04:51 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: movies, sloppy seconds, gay marriage, Barack Obama, john McCain, money, songs, discrimination, comedy, Guy Ritchie, prop 8, proposition 8, zack and miri make a porno, hatred, pete seger, death threat, ben lerman, protest songs

• Today It's Porn Vs. Halloween For Kevin Smith

  Kevin Smith is opening his new movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno today. On Halloween. If you think about it, this is risking total commercial suicide: the built-in audience for Smith's movies would rather watch a horror movie tonight than anything else, making it harder for the movie to have a strong opening weekend. Nonetheless, if they only knew how much better his movie sounds than the tiresome Saw sequel Hollywood pumped out... Read More... Posted Oct 31 2008, 11:06 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, new york times, halloween, porn, horror movies, seth rogen, sex scenes, college, money, pornography, elizabeth banks, justin long, kevin smith, zack and miri make a porno