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• "Why Does Steam Come Out of My Vagina?"

  We were weighing another post about how eHow and Yahoo! Answers, among other hideous examples of free speech, are proving America is the dumbest and most unintentionally hilariously country in the United States, when this one question on our second least-favorite internet search engine became the web's top story of the day. The "answers," while crude and downright offensive, are perhaps inevitable. It's all about setting up comedians for the punchline... if you do it well, you get a neat lil' joke. If you're asking for trouble, well... Read More... Posted Mar 11 2009, 03:31 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: wtf, internet, yahoo, vagina, doctors, weird, gynecologist, teenage girls, stupid people, men and women, misogynist, wtf?, ignorant mother fuckers, eHow, dlisted

• Yahoo Thinks It Knows Why You Never Make It To That Second Date

  There's a Yahoo! blog called Foxy Festivities that we haven't paid any attention to until recently. Perhaps it's that title, which is easily dismissed. Or maybe the fact that they're on Yahoo.com, which hasn't been on anyone's radar since 1995. Foxy Festivities is dedicated to entertaining-- although this post, entitled "First Date Deal-Breakers" is only loosely tied to the topic... Read More... Posted Mar 11 2009, 11:51 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: dating, relationships, yahoo, woody allen, the 90's, dating advice from, the nineties, relationship advice, car accidents

• Ladies, You're in Big Trouble...

  It turns out some guys don't know when Valentine's Day is. According to this news source, searches for "when is Valentine's Day" has skyrocketed on Yahoo. In other news, people still use Yahoo for internet searches... That search frequency has increased 150 percent during the past seven days, with men being responsible for 79 percent of the searches, according to Yahoo. We're only mentioning this so you won't be disappointed... then again, if your man does remember what Saturday is, you'll at least be pleasantly surprised he got you anything at all...   Related: No Foreplay For You Posted Feb 12 2009, 02:37 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: wtf, internet, yahoo, women, valentine's day, ladies, men and women, valentines day, february 14

• The Top 10 Yahoo Searches of 2008

  We never understand why year-end best of polls come out before the year is over (meaning: we understood that the media tries to capitalize on the year before everyone stops carrying, but not why anyone accepts them as fact.) Top 10 movies, as polled by the critics who have seen all the year's releases already, but what if there's a major prostitution scandal and everyone starts looking up someone named Joanna Esmerelda Dupois in absurd numbers? Yahoo isn't worried about our pesky little inquiries. It has already released their top 10 list for 2008 and although we've already revealed their #1 choice, once we caught wind of the runner-ups, we felt an overwhelming urge to burden you with this information... Read More... Posted Dec 03 2008, 04:28 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: google, britney spears, lists, internet, Barack Obama, yahoo, top 10 lists, miley cyrus, american idol, celebrities, cartoons, comic books, Wrestling, top 10, lindsay lohan, britney spears' 27th birthday

• While You Were Sleeping: Who's #1 on Yahoo?

  Our server had some issues this morning, but we're up and running now... A woman showed her daughter's friend how to have sex. You know, liberal-sex-ed style. Did you miss Hillary Clinton's historic moment? Darwin couldn't be happier: two guys stole a car, got into a shootout with the po-po, and ended up in a high-speed chase on the wrong side of the highway, where they rammed another car head on. The other car? Read More... Posted Dec 02 2008, 10:07 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: britney spears, hillary clinton, sex scandals, craigslist, yahoo, history, sex scenes, sex, penis, cars, darwin awards, Ray Winstone, fantasty, stealing, colorado, while you were sleeping, teenage boys, teenage sex, nigeria, mother and daughter, jaime winstone

• Crush of the Week: David Kernell, The Palin Hacker

  Meet David Kernell, he's the son of Tennessee Democratic state representative Mike Kernell, a University of Tennessee student and the man (the boy?) accused of hacking Sarah Palin's Yahoo e-mail account last week. He's also kind-of hunky. Read More... Posted Sep 24 2008, 05:06 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: crush of the week, porn, republicans, yahoo, email, Democrats, computer sex, sarah palin, sarah palin sucks, hacking, david kernell, hacking sarah palin's email, sarah plain naked, computer hacking, sarah palin hates women, teannesee, email hacking, sarah palin mixing business and pleasure, sarah palin's yahoo email account, mike kernell, UT, sarah palin nude

• Dear Margo Unsure What Sex Coupons Are

  DEAR MARGO: I found a sexually explicit card and sex coupons from my husband's lover. He insists nothing went on and that it was just a fluke that he received such cards and coupons. If I can't get him to tell me what went on, is it OK to go after the "other woman" and get her to give me some details? I want to work through things to save my marriage, but I need to know what happened in order to do so.  The woman who wrote in to Dear Margo this week signs her letter "AT A LOSS FOR WORDS." We're unable to speak as well... from laughing. Here's Margo's response... Read More... Posted Aug 15 2008, 11:15 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: dear abby, cheating, advice, yahoo, extra-marital affair, cheaters, sex advice from, therapy

• Vote In Playboy's Sexiest Female Blogger Poll

  Or boycott said vote for their non-inclusion of Scanner Emily or Scanner Nicole or Nicole Ankowski or Erin Bradley or... well, yet the point. We think there should be a huge tie for number one, just among our fellow Nerve bloggers... ...but... if you want to see the not-nearly-as-worthy Playboy picks, meet you after the jump... Read More... Posted Jul 14 2008, 03:47 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: playboy, bloggers, yahoo, jezebel, vlogging, voting, nerve.com, top ten lists, blogger fight!, playstation

• Get out the Pom Pom’s. We’ve Got a Giveaway!

  What with the top graphic at Yahoo outing every celebrity who dared to do the cradle catch at halftime and the upcoming release of, Bring It On: In It To Win It, we’re declaring it Bouncing Booby Friday! Although upon opening the photo gallery with said celebrity cheerleaders, we were first greeted with glamour shots of Ronald Reagan and FDR. Someone needs to tell them that it’s so not cool to make us sit through a history lesson before peeking at the celebrity T&A. To make up for the massive disappointment of the Yahoo tease, the first person who gives me the name of the actress who played my favorite on-screen cheerleader, the pie-eyed and patient Boof in Teen Wolf, wins their very own copy of Bring It On: In It To Win It! Send an email to scanner@nerve.com with the goods. Bonus points if you can tell me where she is now. Not literally, that’s creepy, more like a “Julie from Loveboat sells cheese in Seattle” kind of way.   Posted Dec 14 2007, 04:01 PM by April Peveteaux with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, yahoo, Ronald Reagan, Loveboat, Cheerleaders, Teen Wolf, Bring It On, FDR, Giveaway

• Hit Me Baby Over And Over And Over Again

  Don't ever say crazy doesn't get a person anywhere in this world. She may have lost her talent, children and will to shower, but Britney Spears was the most searched topic on Yahoo in 2007, surpassing even Lindsay Lohan. We don't know anyone who actually uses Yahoo for Internet searches, so we'd be curious to see where she falls on Google's list, but honestly, after her crazytown year, we would't be surprised if she tops that one, too.  Posted Dec 04 2007, 02:47 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, britney spears, yahoo