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• Sloppy Seconds: No Bullet-Proof Bras For You

  Check out this badass panda ripping some guy's jacket right off his back. The days of pervy conservatives keeping an eye out for Splash Mountain topless photos are over. Flash away! What do we think of this list of the Top 10 reasons men don't want sex? (We thought all ten would be "They're not attracted to you.") Read More... Posted May 07 2009, 06:36 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, james bond, sloppy seconds, bra, Daniel Craig, Disney, travel, mexico, the wire, Mexican, will smith, abstience, bullet-proof bras, bristol palin, cute animal videos, canada news, mia farrow, idris elba, panda, screengrab, hunger strike

• Rosario Dawson Will Never Stop Having to Discuss Her Sex Scenes

  There's apparently something called T Magazine and Rosario Dawson did an interview for it a few weeks back. In it, she discusses lesbian sex, being completely naked on screen, abortion, and the following sex scene... Read More... Posted Mar 04 2009, 04:24 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, rose mcgowan, kissing, Colin Farrell, abortion, celebrities, naked people, Rosario Dawson, actresses, Oliver Stone, naked women, will smith, interview, naked woman, softcore porn, sex scene, lesbian sex

• While You Were Sleeping: The Fox News Child Porn Bust

  If the grading system had been abandoned at our high schools, we might have gotten into some better universities. PJ Harvey is coming to America! Who's buying us a ticket? Who is Hollywood's most bankable star? Read More... Posted Feb 11 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: Johnny Depp, hillary clinton, police, angelina jolie, fox news, brad pitt, naked pictures, arrest, child porn, america, while you were sleeping, leonardo dicaprio, e-mail, hillary duff, will smith, university

• Chris Rock is Spending Inauguration Day in the Whitest Place in America

  On this historic day, Chris Rock won't be in Washington, D.C., but promoting a film at Sundance in Utah, or as he puts it, "the whitest place in America." Here's his explanation about why it's hard to make fun of Barack Obama.    Read More... Posted Jan 20 2009, 10:49 AM by Colleen Kane with | with no comments Filed under: obama, Barack Obama, chris rock, white people, jimmy carter, jennifer aniston, will smith, utah, inauguration, brad pittt, angelina joliee, sundance

• Sloppy Seconds: Ever Wonder What Kind-of Idiot Falls for Nigerian Email Scams?

  Matthew Fox (a.k.a. hottie hot hot Dr. Jack Shephard) says it's "a relief" that LOST is finally coming to an end. While we agree that it would be nice to know what the-f the Black Smoke Monster is and where The Island went, we know we'll be lost without LOST. [Us] As much as we're 'meh' about Will Smith, we have to agree with him: he does have the ears to play Barack Obama. [Daily Express] Read More... Posted Jan 14 2009, 07:28 PM by Emily Farris with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: axe body spray, Lost, Barack Obama, mormons, abc, california, matthew fox, biopics, will smith, prop 8, proposition 8, the island, the black smoke monster, eightmaps, nigerian email scams, eightmaps.com, scams, dr. jack shephard, eight maps, nigerian email schemes, jack shephard

• The One Thing You Never Thought You'd See Will Smith Do

  Look, we like Will Smith as much as the next person. In fact, we probably like him more. We've been known to announce categorically that we'll see any movie he's willing to star in. (What? They're guaranteed crowd-pleasers. Have you seen Independence Day?) Anyway, point is: we're not one to bet against the Fresh Prince. He certainly seems to have the movie Midas Touch. But if there's one thing we'd never have thought he'd be able to do, it's solve a Rubik's Cube in 55 seconds flat.  Read More... Posted Jan 13 2009, 09:43 AM by Ina Maier with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: will smith, will smith solves a rubiks cube, will smith pursuit of happyness, fresh prince rubiks cute, pursuit of happyness rubiks cube, will smith rubiks cube video, will smith rubiks cube

• Cosmo Names The Sexiest Man In the Universe...

  It's a known fact that men get better with age. That goes a long way toward explaining why two dudes in their mid-forties topped Cosmopolitan's poll of The World's Sexiest Men. But only one... can be #1.... Do you care? Either way, find out who won, after the jump... Read More... Posted Oct 13 2008, 12:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: Johnny Depp, george clooney, sexiest man alive, brad pitt, Daniel Craig, england, cosmopolitan, Clive Owen, jake gyllenhaal, christian bale, will smith, pierce brosnan, patrick dempsey, oliver martinez, guys

• While You Were Sleeping: Will Smith's Milestone

  Poor Natalie Portman. She moved from New York to LA to be with Devendra Banhart, only to see the relationship fall apart. Check out the full clip of John McCain turning Letterman down yesterday to "rush back to Washington"... and ending up on another CBS show. We thought about not telling you about this one... Read More... Posted Sep 25 2008, 09:22 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: New York City, jay leno, natalie portman, birthday, david letterman, porn stars, john McCain, Los Angeles, Jenna Jameson, penises, philadelphia, Breakup of the Week, kentucky, circumcision, katie couric, will smith, wanda sykes, hot dog

• Sloppy Seconds: Whose Illegitimate Half Sister is This?

  At first we got all excited about the Alanis Morissette karaoke contest but then we realized none of the songs were from Jagged Little Pill. [MySpace] Did Anne Hathaway rat out her billionaire ex-boyfriend to the FBI? That is, at the same time, badass and deplorable. [The Blemish]  Angelina Jolie is apparently ready to pop those twins our of her sexy body... if she hasn't already. [FameCrawler] Read More... Posted Jul 01 2008, 06:06 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, heidi montag, angelina jolie, sloppy seconds, myspace, brad pitt, karaoke, ali lohan, alanis morissette, will smith, anne hathaway, ashley kaufman, jagged little pill, jazzy jeff, christianns, summertime

• Scanner Roundtable: Does Stubble = Sex(ier)?

  A new research study has concluded that women 18 to 44 overwhelmingly prefer men with stubble to men who are clean shaven or have beards. The research also goes a long way toward explaining this strange phenomenon and the answer is, well... maybe you already figured it out. The study was conducted by psychologists at Britain's Northumbria University and concluded that... Read More... Posted Jul 01 2008, 09:35 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 10 comment(s) Filed under: scanner roundtable, george clooney, Colin Farrell, david beckham, face, beards, bearded men, will smith, stubble, facial hair

• The MTV Movie Awards: More Entertaining Than We Wanted Them To Be

  Not that we watch MTV anymore and would know, but it sounds like it proved once again to be the only thing worth keeping the network around for... After the jump: Some of the many highlights, as reported by ecstatic viewers, including the already infamous clip of Seth Rogen and James Smoking pot onstage pot that was not cut away from during the broadcast... Read More... Posted Jun 02 2008, 03:53 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: robert downey jr., paris hilton, james franco, MTV, seth rogen, benji madden, dana carvey, will smith, mike myers, mtv movie awards