Domestic disturbances are getting really, um, disturbing lately. First there was the woman who handcuffed herself to her husband and then bit the shit out of him because she wanted to talk and now we hear the story of a man who poured chili on his pregnant girlfriend because he didn't want to go to the other room to watch TV.
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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a man bungee jumping with a rope made of condoms.
Just for the day; important bone business to attend to. Be nice to Bryan, Brian, Nicole and Katie and maybe, just maybe, I'll let you sign my cast.
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Go ahead, get yourself a pet turtle, pet sea monkeys, even a pet chick to give you salmonella, but, please, please, do not purchase a pet dick. Unless...
Thinking of getting a message of love for your special someone tattooed on your body in Chinese symbols? Uh, don't.
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